Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#2618

Do I take the 3-mana 1/1 or the 2-mana 1/1?

— Adam [2016-05-27]
Magic: The Gathering Chaos Draft on AFK
#2617

Sometimes things come out of my mouth, and I can't be responsible for them.

— Beej [2016-05-27]
Magic: The Gathering Chaos Draft on AFK
#2616

I'm getting a request. I'm getting multiple requests. Stop requesting.

— Beej [2016-05-27]
Magic: The Gathering Chaos Draft on AFK
#2615

The *** is flanking?

— Adam [2016-05-27]
Magic: The Gathering Chaos Draft on AFK
#2614

Chat's approval means a lot to me.

— Cam [2016-05-27]
Magic: The Gathering Chaos Draft on AFK
#2613

I have empty journals at home like nobody's business.

— Cameron [2016-05-26]
The Vanishing of Ethan Carter on Talking Simulator
#2612

I've never seen karma pay off that fast...

— Cameron [2016-05-26]
The Vanishing of Ethan Carter on Talking Simulator
#2611

This is going to be a really gorgeous place to die.

— Alex [2016-05-26]
The Vanishing of Ethan Carter on Talking Simulator
#2610

Is this the shepherd pit?

— Cameron [2016-05-26]
Dear Esther on Talking Simulator
#2609

I want to see a naked man run into the corner where the Mona Lisa is and then like fly up out of the Louvre and then hit the top of the Eiffel Tower. Speedrun tourism of Paris.

— Alex [2016-05-26]
Dear Esther on Talking Simulator
#2608

I'm pretty sure the reason we don't win as often is because we use alt-lands.

— James [2016-05-26]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#2607

Do you like brown ice, James?

— Morgan [2016-05-26]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#2606

This game is stupid.

— James [2016-05-26]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#2605

He said they're very boring, and I said 'Yes, I accept your boring meetings.'

— Morgan [2016-05-26]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#2604

I seem to have corporeal bodily functions.

— Morgan [2016-05-26]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#2603

Do you have 5 nuts?

— James, to Alex [2016-05-25]
Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
#2602

Absolute horse bananas!

— James [2016-05-25]
Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
#2601

Stick your healing rod up someone's butt...

— Alex [2016-05-25]
Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
#2600

I also have this epic boner right now

— James [2016-05-25]
Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
#2599

I... don't know you guys.

— Cameron [2016-05-25]
Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
#2598

Yeah! Say my name, bitch!

— Adam, to James [2016-05-25]
Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
#2597

I know I'm holding out for a hero.

— Graham [2016-05-24]
Total War: WARHAMMER on New Day Tewsday
#2596

Gundam need some Dark Souls stuff.

— Beej [2016-05-23]
Mobile Suit Gundam: Federation vs. Zeon on Matters of Import
#2595

Basically, there's no "basically."

— Graham [2016-05-23]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#2594

Grandmother with a sewing machine. I can conquer the world!

— Maggie Graham-Bell [2016-05-23]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus