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#2701

Heather: confirmed Anti-Liam Neeson.

— Ian [2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
#2700

I'm gonna sing a song about a hairbrush and then we're gonna talk about GOD!

— Beej [2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
#2699

I'm gonna roll you on top.

— Ian, to Beej [2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
#2698

Oh good... I get to yank on ya.

— Ian [2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
#2697

I'll feel YOU a tug... wait what?

— Cameron [2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
#2696

Are you saying I drive like your wife?

— Ian, to Beej [2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
#2695

I've never tasted panties before.

— Beej [2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
#2694

She rides like a baller.

— Ian, referring to Heather [2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
#2692

Beej can fap faster than anyone.

— Heather [2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
#2691

You mugged him and called a cab with his money.

— Cameron [2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
#2690

I hope he lrrEFF s you up!

— Ian, to Beej [2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
#2689

Does this make us Sarah Palin?

— Cameron [2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
#2688

Fuck! No wait, that's good!

— Beej [2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
#2687

We agreed: No Limp Bizkit!

— Cameron [2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
#2686

Beej, you're the reason we have a proportional tax code.

— Ian [2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
#2685

Goddamn Millennials... Everyone gets a star?

— Cameron [2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
#2684

I don't think you should eat candy you fished out of the river. That seems like a bad idea.

— Heather [2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
#2683

I'm a princess.

— Ian [2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
#2682

Boo's turn? That's me!

— Cameron, repeatedly [2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
#2681

I'm supposed to be dead... This is supposed to END suffering.

— Cameron [2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
#2680

Ride the Dolphin Shut.

— Cameron [2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
#2679

Ian, you had hair at the time.

— Beej [2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
#2678

I'm not sure I want to be a part of this sandwich.

— Heather [2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
#2677

But this game looks good... *beat* better...

— Graham [2016-06-01]
Pesadelo - Regressão on Watch and Play
#2676

Do you have the condiments? Yes. We have salt. and pepper. and hammer.

— Alex [2016-06-01]
Bubonic: Outbreak on Watch and Play