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  1. #2523
    Let's get this top off.
    — Ian [2016-05-16]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  2. #2522
    That smells like pork soda.
    — Alex [2016-05-16]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  3. #2521
    Whatever involves more insertion. Don't take that out of context.
    — Compeatly [2016-05-16]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  4. #2520
    Turns out this whole PAX thing is popular.
    — Paul [2016-05-16]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  5. #2519
    Beej... I don't want to lrrEFF an owl!
    — Alex [2016-05-14]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  6. #2518
    Do you want to eat a sword or a lava monster?
    — Alex [2016-05-14]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  7. #2517
    I want to eat Iron Man because he's crunchy on the outside and chewy in the middle.
    — Alex [2016-05-14]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  8. #2516
    I will vomit INTO you.
    — Cameron, to Beej [2016-05-14]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  9. #2515
    Yeah, I wouldn't do that again
    — beej [2016-05-14]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  10. #2514
    My cord isn't long enough.
    — Ian [2016-05-14]
    DARK SOULS III on Adam's Gamehaüs
  11. #2512
    You got to see his peen-stache, it's amazing. His dick looks like an old timey villain.
    — Graham [2016-05-13]
    None on Unknown
  12. #2511
    Shut the *** up, I'm looking at noodles!
    — Alex [2016-05-13]
    DOOM on Let's NOPE
  13. #2510
    Our demands are fudgy donut!
    — Cori [2016-05-13]
    DOOM on Let's NOPE
  14. #2509
    Rip and tear Jesus!
    — Alex [2016-05-13]
    DOOM on Let's NOPE
  15. #2508
    The computer has assessed the threat as being demons.
    — Alex [2016-05-13]
    DOOM on Let's NOPE
  16. #2507
    Don't have kids. They're gross.
    — Kathleen [2016-05-12]
    Radiant Historia on Kathleen Saves the World
  17. #2506
    Aren't all C-sections technically done at knifepoint?
    — Kathleen [2016-05-12]
    Radiant Historia on Kathleen Saves the World
  18. #2505
    We're going to stop making bad decisions any second now.
    — Cameron, while streaming at 5am [2016-05-12]
    XCOM 2 on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  19. #2504
    Be calm... like a caterpillar backing into a marshmallow.
    — Anubis169 [2016-05-12]
    XCOM 2 on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  20. #2503
    "This is why you should never falcon punch a man in the groin. He explodes into a hail of smaller men." "And woman!" "And woman."
    — Cameron and Lars [2016-05-11]
    XCOM 2 on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  21. #2502
    Aww, I don't have quotes...
    — Lars [2016-05-11]
    XCOM 2 on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  22. #2501
    You're not allowed to just blatantly cheat?!
    — Paul [2016-05-11]
    Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
  23. #2500
    Why is the Easter Bunny in prison?
    — Paul [2016-05-11]
    Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
  24. #2499
    Speaking of listy colons, maybe we should take a quick break.
    — Paul [2016-05-11]
    Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
  25. #2498
    Fudge Shark HAS to be the name of some deviant sexual act.
    — Graham [2016-05-11]
    Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP