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  1. #2508
    The computer has assessed the threat as being demons.
    — Alex [2016-05-13]
    DOOM on Let's NOPE
  2. #2507
    Don't have kids. They're gross.
    — Kathleen [2016-05-12]
    Radiant Historia on Kathleen Saves the World
  3. #2506
    Aren't all C-sections technically done at knifepoint?
    — Kathleen [2016-05-12]
    Radiant Historia on Kathleen Saves the World
  4. #2505
    We're going to stop making bad decisions any second now.
    — Cameron, while streaming at 5am [2016-05-12]
    XCOM 2 on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  5. #2504
    Be calm... like a caterpillar backing into a marshmallow.
    — Anubis169 [2016-05-12]
    XCOM 2 on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  6. #2503
    "This is why you should never falcon punch a man in the groin. He explodes into a hail of smaller men." "And woman!" "And woman."
    — Cameron and Lars [2016-05-11]
    XCOM 2 on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  7. #2502
    Aww, I don't have quotes...
    — Lars [2016-05-11]
    XCOM 2 on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  8. #2501
    You're not allowed to just blatantly cheat?!
    — Paul [2016-05-11]
    Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
  9. #2500
    Why is the Easter Bunny in prison?
    — Paul [2016-05-11]
    Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
  10. #2499
    Speaking of listy colons, maybe we should take a quick break.
    — Paul [2016-05-11]
    Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
  11. #2498
    Fudge Shark HAS to be the name of some deviant sexual act.
    — Graham [2016-05-11]
    Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
  12. #2497
    Do not want damp meat.
    — Graham [2016-05-11]
    Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
  13. #2496
    I can't spell morphine, but I can spell pterodactyl.
    — Graham [2016-05-11]
    Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
  14. #2495
    I bet MSPaint is a super cool guy.
    — Paul [2016-05-11]
    Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
  15. #2494
    Then, I'm going to let you lucky hit me... until your fist stops bleeding.
    — Ian, to Cori [2016-05-10]
    Shenmū II on I, Horner
  16. #2493
    Beej, you're killing me!
    — Ian [2016-05-10]
    Shenmū II on I, Horner
  17. #2492
    Stop being Canadian! You're Japanese!
    — Ian [2016-05-10]
    Shenmū II on I, Horner
  18. #2491
    Wow! I don't remember saying half these things!
    — Ian [2016-05-10]
    Shenmū II on I, Horner
  19. #2490
    You there, young child! I have feelings!
    — Ian [2016-05-10]
    Shenmū II on I, Horner
  20. #2489
    I only like children... Did I say that out loud?!
    — Ian [2016-05-10]
    Shenmū II on I, Horner
  21. #2488
    Yes! I am a trombone!
    — Graham [2016-05-10]
    Shenmū II on I, Horner
  22. #2487
    Cori's not a weeb like me.
    — Ian [2016-05-10]
    Shenmū II on I, Horner
  23. #2486
    I turned it off because it wasn't Star Trek anymore.
    — Ian [2016-05-10]
    Shenmū II on I, Horner
  24. #2485
    Beverly Hills isn't a person.
    — Cori [2016-05-10]
    Shenmū II on I, Horner
  25. #2484
    We're just this white.
    — Cori [2016-05-10]
    Shenmū II on I, Horner