Maybe if you used ALL of your legs...
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#2400
If you're not experiencing Dark Souls in essentially slamming your nutsack in a car door repeatedly over and over again until you just wish you were dead... then obviously you aren't enjoying Dark Souls CORRECTLY.
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Cameron
[2016-04-27]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
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#2399
I can never keep sticks straight.
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Cameron
[2016-04-27]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
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#2398
That sucks! I don't like to be wrong about things.
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Paul
[2016-04-27]
Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
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#2397
I hate it when I have a bum grunt.
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Paul
[2016-04-27]
Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
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#2396
I had no part in that and I could not save her. Ooh! Soda!
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Graham
[2016-04-27]
Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
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#2395
Being nano-terrorized seems to me to be like a very small amount of terrorism. It's like a mild inconvenience.
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Paul
[2016-04-27]
Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
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#2394
So it WAS terrorism, but it was you. Awkward...
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Paul
[2016-04-27]
Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
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#2393
I can't argue with a YouTube video.
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Paul
[2016-04-27]
Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
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#2392
Oops! I Aquinased!
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Graham
[2016-04-27]
Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
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#2391
I meet a lot of people in vents. Can you be more specific?
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Paul
[2016-04-27]
Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
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#2390
It's a watching simulator.
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Ian,
regarding Kill La Kill
[2016-04-26]
TerraTech on I, Horner
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#2389
You're making things come out!
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Ian
[2016-04-26]
TerraTech on I, Horner
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#2388
Deliver to the suck machine!
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Ian
[2016-04-26]
TerraTech on I, Horner
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#2387
Wreck... lrrEFF !
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Ian
[2016-04-26]
TerraTech on I, Horner
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#2386
We're rollin' on top!
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Cori
[2016-04-26]
TerraTech on I, Horner
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#2385
Put... on... back... butt.
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Ian
TerraTech on I, Horner
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#2384
Now stick the wheels on your butt!
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Ian
[2016-04-26]
TerraTech on I, Horner
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#2383
Beej has less discriminating tastes.
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Ian
[2016-04-26]
Roundabout on I, Horner
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#2382
I tried shooting it in the face... the face came at me.
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Alex
[2016-04-26]
DARK SOULS III on IDDQDerp
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#2381
I'm here because... it's my job.
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Alex
[2016-04-26]
Pocket Card Jockey on IDDQDerp
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#2380
I don't think the time gear made the cube rap.
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Cori
[2016-04-25]
Bit! Boy! Arcade on Beej's Backlog
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#2379
I don't have music in my heart, first of all.
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Cori
[2016-04-25]
Bit! Boy! Arcade on Beej's Backlog
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#2378
You can't fight bees.
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Cori
[2016-04-25]
Fairune on Beej's Backlog
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#2377
Game! I was trying to die and you let me level up?!
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Heather
[2016-04-25]
Fairune on Beej's Backlog
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#2376
I don't want to open you again.
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Cori
[2016-04-25]
Fairune on Beej's Backlog