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  1. #2400
    If you're not experiencing Dark Souls in essentially slamming your nutsack in a car door repeatedly over and over again until you just wish you were dead... then obviously you aren't enjoying Dark Souls CORRECTLY.
    — Cameron [2016-04-27]
    DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  2. #2399
    I can never keep sticks straight.
    — Cameron [2016-04-27]
    DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  3. #2398
    That sucks! I don't like to be wrong about things.
    — Paul [2016-04-27]
    Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
  4. #2397
    I hate it when I have a bum grunt.
    — Paul [2016-04-27]
    Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
  5. #2396
    I had no part in that and I could not save her. Ooh! Soda!
    — Graham [2016-04-27]
    Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
  6. #2395
    Being nano-terrorized seems to me to be like a very small amount of terrorism. It's like a mild inconvenience.
    — Paul [2016-04-27]
    Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
  7. #2394
    So it WAS terrorism, but it was you. Awkward...
    — Paul [2016-04-27]
    Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
  8. #2393
    I can't argue with a YouTube video.
    — Paul [2016-04-27]
    Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
  9. #2392
    Oops! I Aquinased!
    — Graham [2016-04-27]
    Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
  10. #2391
    I meet a lot of people in vents. Can you be more specific?
    — Paul [2016-04-27]
    Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
  11. #2390
    It's a watching simulator.
    — Ian, regarding Kill La Kill [2016-04-26]
    TerraTech on I, Horner
  12. #2389
    You're making things come out!
    — Ian [2016-04-26]
    TerraTech on I, Horner
  13. #2388
    Deliver to the suck machine!
    — Ian [2016-04-26]
    TerraTech on I, Horner
  14. #2387
    Wreck... lrrEFF !
    — Ian [2016-04-26]
    TerraTech on I, Horner
  15. #2386
    We're rollin' on top!
    — Cori [2016-04-26]
    TerraTech on I, Horner
  16. #2385
    Put... on... back... butt.
    — Ian
    TerraTech on I, Horner
  17. #2384
    Now stick the wheels on your butt!
    — Ian [2016-04-26]
    TerraTech on I, Horner
  18. #2383
    Beej has less discriminating tastes.
    — Ian [2016-04-26]
    Roundabout on I, Horner
  19. #2382
    I tried shooting it in the face... the face came at me.
    — Alex [2016-04-26]
    DARK SOULS III on IDDQDerp
  20. #2381
    I'm here because... it's my job.
    — Alex [2016-04-26]
    Pocket Card Jockey on IDDQDerp
  21. #2380
    I don't think the time gear made the cube rap.
    — Cori [2016-04-25]
    Bit! Boy! Arcade on Beej's Backlog
  22. #2379
    I don't have music in my heart, first of all.
    — Cori [2016-04-25]
    Bit! Boy! Arcade on Beej's Backlog
  23. #2378
    You can't fight bees.
    — Cori [2016-04-25]
    Fairune on Beej's Backlog
  24. #2377
    Game! I was trying to die and you let me level up?!
    — Heather [2016-04-25]
    Fairune on Beej's Backlog
  25. #2376
    I don't want to open you again.
    — Cori [2016-04-25]
    Fairune on Beej's Backlog