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  1. #2110
    Penelope, the Internet is a dark place. Never go there.
    — Graham [2016-03-16]
  2. #2109
    Press F to blow up.
    — Graham [2016-03-16]
  3. #2108
    It can't see through glass.
    — Paul [2016-03-16]
  4. #2107
    Butt Domination! That's also illegal in many places, but some people are into that.
    — Paul [2016-03-16]
  5. #2106
    The maximum resolution is...a dumb one.
    — Graham [2016-03-16]
  6. #2105
    Wow... It's the Internet... OK, I don't want to talk to you anyway...
    — Graham [2016-03-16]
  7. #2104
    We're going to spend this whole time looking at garbage, FYI.
    — Alex [2016-03-15]
  8. #2103
    WHEN YOU'RE GOING THROUGH HELL, KEEP GOING!
    — Beej [2016-03-14]
  9. #2102
    Yes, I'm covered in faeries!
    — Paul [2016-03-14]
  10. #2101
    Yay! We found gold in the graveyard! In the form of somebody's teeth!
    — Paul [2016-03-14]
  11. #2100
    Why am I attacking this thing that is my only means of support?
    — Paul [2016-03-14]
  12. #2099
    We've got a serious case of the beeps. Meat beeps.
    — Paul [2016-03-14]
  13. #2098
    OK, that plan isn't working. I've determined that by dying 10 times.
    — Paul [2016-03-14]
  14. #2097
    That's me there, tickling myself on the chin.
    — Paul [2016-03-14]
  15. #2096
    You don't get to just make up new echelons!
    — Paul [2016-03-14]
  16. #2095
    She dances like I do!
    — Ian [2016-03-13]
  17. #2094
    It's been a while since I've looked up the female Ronald McDonald.
    — Heather [2016-03-13]
  18. #2093
    I don't think those pants are McDonald regulation.
    — Ian [2016-03-13]
  19. #2092
    Kate... don't eat the cat.
    — Graham [2016-03-12]
  20. #2091
    No entry: my ass.
    — Alex [2016-03-11]
  21. #2090
    Did you just drop some post-apocalyptic weird acid?
    — Beej [2016-03-11]
  22. #2089
    Explode ass...
    — Alex [2016-03-11]
  23. #2088
    Gosh darnit, my thing popped.
    — Alex [2016-03-11]
  24. #2087
    How do you... name... word?
    — Cori [2016-03-11]
  25. #2085
    Do you need a poop? Here you go.
    — Alex [2016-03-11]

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