Quotes – LRRbot

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#2440

We'll get milk and underwear.

— Ian [2016-05-03]
Katamari Damacy on I, Horner
#2439

Underwear is too big.

— Cori [2016-05-03]
Katamari Damacy on I, Horner
#2438

Yes! I'm full of birds! My dream has come true, Cori! I'm covered in sparrows!

— Ian [2016-05-03]
Katamari Damacy on I, Horner
#2437

Cori, I don't think you should ever feel the cosmos.

— Ian [2016-05-03]
Katamari Damacy on I, Horner
#2436

There we go! Crab laundry!

— Ian [2016-05-03]
Katamari Damacy on I, Horner
#2434

No! Gimme the balls!

— Ian [2016-05-03]
Katamari Damacy on I, Horner
#2433

Cori has decided she's going to be super hot.

— Ian [2016-05-03]
Superhot on I, Horner
#2432

Bullets are made of metal!

— Cori [2016-05-03]
Superhot on I, Horner
#2431

I think you've got to reload your bat.

— Cori [2016-05-03]
Superhot on I, Horner
#2430

I will crab the gun.

— Ian [2016-05-03]
Superhot on I, Horner
#2429

Wait, Matt is an airplane?

— Ian [2016-05-03]
Superhot on I, Horner
#2428

Watch Ian play settings.app.

— Ian [2016-05-03]
Superhot on I, Horner
#2427

You're the only one who understand me, Dad Cube.

— Paul [2016-05-02]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
#2426

This is awesome! But also painful...

— Paul [2016-05-02]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
#2425

Aw man! Even my overlay has spam!

— Paul [2016-05-02]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
#2424

Noooo touch... I think that's what we've learned right now.

— Paul [2016-05-02]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
#2423

My hair does not look like a yarmulke!

— Graham [2016-05-02]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#2422

Spines are important! Important spines!

— Graham [2016-05-02]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#2421

If we tried, it would happen more often.

— Graham [2016-05-02]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#2420

You've killed two children so far but don't worry, we have more.

— Ian [2016-05-01]
Space Channel 5 on I, Horner
#2419

You guys are both bad at being liberals.

— Ian, to Graham and Beej [2016-04-30]
Secret Hitler on AFK
#2418

You pile of human garbage!

— Beej, to Ian [2016-04-30]
Secret Hitler on AFK
#2416

I can't kill anyone yet. We haven't not won.

— Ian [2016-04-30]
Secret Hitler on AFK
#2414

You don't think Christmas is high fantasy?

— Cori [2016-04-30]
Cards Against Humanity on AFK
#2413

I turfed my lotion for that.

— Graham [2016-04-30]
Discount Salmon on AFK