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  1. #2409
    Who has a 27-hour shit?!?!
    — Alex [2016-04-29]
    Albino Lullaby on Let's NOPE
  2. #2408
    Do I take falling damage in Heaven?
    — Alex [2016-04-29]
    Albino Lullaby on Let's NOPE
  3. #2407
    Wait, Heaven's a prison?! Well, that sucks!
    — Alex [2016-04-29]
    Albino Lullaby on Let's NOPE
  4. #2406
    I think I need to make an OSHA report about this.
    — Alex [2016-04-29]
    Albino Lullaby on Let's NOPE
  5. #2405
    Ok
    — James, The Fish Level 2 [2016-04-28]
    Super Mario Maker on Video Games with Video James
  6. #2403
    Don't touch me or my inner darkness ever again.
    — Cameron [2016-04-27]
    DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  7. #2402
    Lady, I don't want to touch your darkness anymore.
    — Cameron [2016-04-27]
    DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  8. #2401
    We just kick 'em right in the Vordt! Repeated Vordt-stabbing!
    — Cameron [2016-04-27]
    DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  9. #2400
    If you're not experiencing Dark Souls in essentially slamming your nutsack in a car door repeatedly over and over again until you just wish you were dead... then obviously you aren't enjoying Dark Souls CORRECTLY.
    — Cameron [2016-04-27]
    DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  10. #2399
    I can never keep sticks straight.
    — Cameron [2016-04-27]
    DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  11. #2398
    That sucks! I don't like to be wrong about things.
    — Paul [2016-04-27]
    Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
  12. #2397
    I hate it when I have a bum grunt.
    — Paul [2016-04-27]
    Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
  13. #2396
    I had no part in that and I could not save her. Ooh! Soda!
    — Graham [2016-04-27]
    Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
  14. #2395
    Being nano-terrorized seems to me to be like a very small amount of terrorism. It's like a mild inconvenience.
    — Paul [2016-04-27]
    Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
  15. #2394
    So it WAS terrorism, but it was you. Awkward...
    — Paul [2016-04-27]
    Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
  16. #2393
    I can't argue with a YouTube video.
    — Paul [2016-04-27]
    Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
  17. #2392
    Oops! I Aquinased!
    — Graham [2016-04-27]
    Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
  18. #2391
    I meet a lot of people in vents. Can you be more specific?
    — Paul [2016-04-27]
    Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
  19. #2390
    It's a watching simulator.
    — Ian, regarding Kill La Kill [2016-04-26]
    TerraTech on I, Horner
  20. #2389
    You're making things come out!
    — Ian [2016-04-26]
    TerraTech on I, Horner
  21. #2388
    Deliver to the suck machine!
    — Ian [2016-04-26]
    TerraTech on I, Horner
  22. #2387
    Wreck... lrrEFF !
    — Ian [2016-04-26]
    TerraTech on I, Horner
  23. #2386
    We're rollin' on top!
    — Cori [2016-04-26]
    TerraTech on I, Horner
  24. #2385
    Put... on... back... butt.
    — Ian
    TerraTech on I, Horner
  25. #2384
    Now stick the wheels on your butt!
    — Ian [2016-04-26]
    TerraTech on I, Horner

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