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  1. #2061
    *regarding guns* You point the noisy end at someone else.
    — Graham [2016-03-09]
  2. #2060
    Sex logs? What's a sex log? 'Today I had sex.'", GRAHAM: "Dear Diary: […]
    — Paul [2016-07-15]
  3. #2059
    Gotta connect the T-bone...
    — Graham [2016-03-09]
  4. #2058
    Hack the muffins!
    — Graham [2016-03-09]
  5. #2057
    Our nemesis is Deadmau5?
    — Graham [2016-03-09]
  6. #2056
    I don't like your balls. Get your balls away from me!
    — Alex [2016-03-08]
  7. #2055
    Thank you for a job well done, subscribing to my scream.
    — Beej [2016-03-07]
  8. #2054
    Ah! Stop lickin' mah head!
    — Paul [2016-03-07]
  9. #2052
    Don't hold your breath... Unless you can hold your breath for a couple of weeks, in which case, you can probably find a use for that skill.
    — Graham [2016-03-07]
  10. #2051
    Get piggety paid with your kidneys.
    — Ian [2016-03-06]
  11. #2050
    I hate you all.
    — James [2016-03-05]
  12. #2049
    I don't even want chat to compliment me, I don't like it.
    — Adam [2016-03-05]
  13. #2048
    Just as an FYI, I don't think your rocket is supposed to be rifled.
    — Alex [2014-12-30]
  14. #2047
    That's right Chat. I won a match. Deal with it.
    — Graham [2016-03-04]
  15. #2045
    The game is fine. The problem is James.
    — Serge [2016-03-04]
  16. #2044
    Holy sheep shit!
    — Cameron [2016-03-04]
  17. #2043
    I'm James. Mew mew mew. Mew mew mew. I have a wife and a job.
    — Cameron [2016-03-04]
  18. #2042
    I cannot cast a Sharting Sphinx.
    — Serge [2016-03-04]
  19. #2041
    Nine is a lot of things.
    — Serge [2016-03-04]
  20. #2040
    Stop being off-brand.
    — Ian [2016-03-04]
  21. #2039
    YOU'RE a lot of mana.
    — Serge
  22. #2038
    I am ALL of the lies.
    — Serge [2016-03-04]
  23. #2037
    I drew the mana I needed, I cast good spells, and I curved out. Deal with it.
    — Graham [2016-03-04]
  24. #2036
    Does 'concede' go on the stack?
    — Ian [2016-03-04]
  25. #2035
    I like a good flasty pastry.
    — Ian [2016-03-04]