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  1. #2607
    Do you like brown ice, James?
    — Morgan [2016-05-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  2. #2606
    This game is stupid.
    — James [2016-05-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  3. #2605
    He said they're very boring, and I said 'Yes, I accept your boring meetings.'
    — Morgan [2016-05-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  4. #2604
    I seem to have corporeal bodily functions.
    — Morgan [2016-05-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  5. #2603
    Do you have 5 nuts?
    — James, to Alex [2016-05-25]
    Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
  6. #2602
    Absolute horse bananas!
    — James [2016-05-25]
    Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
  7. #2601
    Stick your healing rod up someone's butt...
    — Alex [2016-05-25]
    Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
  8. #2600
    I also have this epic boner right now
    — James [2016-05-25]
    Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
  9. #2599
    I... don't know you guys.
    — Cameron [2016-05-25]
    Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
  10. #2598
    Yeah! Say my name, bitch!
    — Adam, to James [2016-05-25]
    Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
  11. #2597
    I know I'm holding out for a hero.
    — Graham [2016-05-24]
    Total War: WARHAMMER on New Day Tewsday
  12. #2596
    Gundam need some Dark Souls stuff.
    — Beej [2016-05-23]
    Mobile Suit Gundam: Federation vs. Zeon on Matters of Import
  13. #2595
    Basically, there's no "basically."
    — Graham [2016-05-23]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  14. #2594
    Grandmother with a sewing machine. I can conquer the world!
    — Maggie Graham-Bell [2016-05-23]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  15. #2593
    The stupid faces are inside all of us.
    — Graham [2016-05-23]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  16. #2592
    I want to make sure I get in there because I don't want to throw away my shot and I'm just like my country: old, riddled with disease and mostly unexplored.
    — Ian [2016-05-20]
    None on Unknown
  17. #2591
    The wizard has nothing to spend money on. I bought a STICK!
    — Cameron [2016-05-20]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  18. #2590
    This is called the 'Surround and Pound' Method.
    — Paul [2016-05-20]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  19. #2589
    We still need shins, Beej. Everyone needs shins.
    — Ian [2016-05-20]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  20. #2588
    Look! Stab find *** coins!
    — Graham [2016-05-20]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  21. #2587
    I have a sticky die.
    — Ian [2016-05-20]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  22. #2586
    Your generic name is Beard-Axe AxeBeard.
    — Cameron [2016-05-20]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  23. #2585
    It's like you walked in on your parents naked or something!
    — Graham, to Beej [2016-05-20]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  24. #2584
    I like my taint where it is! It's dividing two very important things! It's my large hard-on collider!
    — Beej [2016-05-20]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  25. #2583
    YOU WANT A GOOD LOOK AT MY TAINT?!
    — Beej [2016-05-20]
    HeroQuest on AFK

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