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#2422

Spines are important! Important spines!

— Graham [2016-05-02]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#2421

If we tried, it would happen more often.

— Graham [2016-05-02]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#2420

You've killed two children so far but don't worry, we have more.

— Ian [2016-05-01]
Space Channel 5 on I, Horner
#2419

You guys are both bad at being liberals.

— Ian, to Graham and Beej [2016-04-30]
Secret Hitler on AFK
#2418

You pile of human garbage!

— Beej, to Ian [2016-04-30]
Secret Hitler on AFK
#2416

I can't kill anyone yet. We haven't not won.

— Ian [2016-04-30]
Secret Hitler on AFK
#2414

You don't think Christmas is high fantasy?

— Cori [2016-04-30]
Cards Against Humanity on AFK
#2413

I turfed my lotion for that.

— Graham [2016-04-30]
Discount Salmon on AFK
#2412

Get in the moat!

— Kathleen, As Queen Edith [2016-04-30]
Love Letter on AFK
#2411

If you stab someone in the ass, they'd probably die.

— Alex [2016-04-29]
Dark Souls on Let's NOPE
#2410

Where is the 'Go Away' button?

— Alex [2016-04-29]
Albino Lullaby on Let's NOPE
#2409

Who has a 27-hour shit?!?!

— Alex [2016-04-29]
Albino Lullaby on Let's NOPE
#2408

Do I take falling damage in Heaven?

— Alex [2016-04-29]
Albino Lullaby on Let's NOPE
#2407

Wait, Heaven's a prison?! Well, that sucks!

— Alex [2016-04-29]
Albino Lullaby on Let's NOPE
#2406

I think I need to make an OSHA report about this.

— Alex [2016-04-29]
Albino Lullaby on Let's NOPE
#2405

Ok

— James, The Fish Level 2 [2016-04-28]
Super Mario Maker on Video Games with Video James
#2403

Don't touch me or my inner darkness ever again.

— Cameron [2016-04-27]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2402

Lady, I don't want to touch your darkness anymore.

— Cameron [2016-04-27]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2401

We just kick 'em right in the Vordt! Repeated Vordt-stabbing!

— Cameron [2016-04-27]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2400

If you're not experiencing Dark Souls in essentially slamming your nutsack in a car door repeatedly over and over again until you just wish you were dead... then obviously you aren't enjoying Dark Souls CORRECTLY.

— Cameron [2016-04-27]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2399

I can never keep sticks straight.

— Cameron [2016-04-27]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2398

That sucks! I don't like to be wrong about things.

— Paul [2016-04-27]
Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
#2397

I hate it when I have a bum grunt.

— Paul [2016-04-27]
Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
#2396

I had no part in that and I could not save her. Ooh! Soda!

— Graham [2016-04-27]
Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
#2395

Being nano-terrorized seems to me to be like a very small amount of terrorism. It's like a mild inconvenience.

— Paul [2016-04-27]
Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP