Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
-
#2061
*regarding guns* You point the noisy end at someone else.
—
Graham
[2016-03-09]
-
#2060
Sex logs? What's a sex log? 'Today I had sex.'", GRAHAM: "Dear Diary: […]
—
Paul
[2016-07-15]
-
#2059
Gotta connect the T-bone...
—
Graham
[2016-03-09]
-
#2058
Hack the muffins!
—
Graham
[2016-03-09]
-
#2057
Our nemesis is Deadmau5?
—
Graham
[2016-03-09]
-
#2056
I don't like your balls. Get your balls away from me!
—
Alex
[2016-03-08]
-
#2055
Thank you for a job well done, subscribing to my scream.
—
Beej
[2016-03-07]
-
#2054
Ah! Stop lickin' mah head!
—
Paul
[2016-03-07]
-
#2052
Don't hold your breath... Unless you can hold your breath for a couple of weeks, in which case, you can probably find a use for that skill.
—
Graham
[2016-03-07]
-
#2051
Get piggety paid with your kidneys.
—
Ian
[2016-03-06]
-
#2050
I hate you all.
—
James
[2016-03-05]
-
#2049
I don't even want chat to compliment me, I don't like it.
—
Adam
[2016-03-05]
-
#2048
Just as an FYI, I don't think your rocket is supposed to be rifled.
—
Alex
[2014-12-30]
-
#2047
That's right Chat. I won a match. Deal with it.
—
Graham
[2016-03-04]
-
#2045
The game is fine. The problem is James.
—
Serge
[2016-03-04]
-
#2044
Holy sheep shit!
—
Cameron
[2016-03-04]
-
#2043
I'm James. Mew mew mew. Mew mew mew. I have a wife and a job.
—
Cameron
[2016-03-04]
-
#2042
I cannot cast a Sharting Sphinx.
—
Serge
[2016-03-04]
-
#2041
Nine is a lot of things.
—
Serge
[2016-03-04]
-
#2040
Stop being off-brand.
—
Ian
[2016-03-04]
-
#2039
YOU'RE a lot of mana.
—
Serge
-
#2038
I am ALL of the lies.
—
Serge
[2016-03-04]
-
#2037
I drew the mana I needed, I cast good spells, and I curved out. Deal with it.
—
Graham
[2016-03-04]
-
#2036
Does 'concede' go on the stack?
—
Ian
[2016-03-04]
-
#2035
I like a good flasty pastry.
—
Ian
[2016-03-04]