Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#2514
My cord isn't long enough.
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Ian
[2016-05-14]
DARK SOULS III on Adam's Gamehaüs
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#2512
You got to see his peen-stache, it's amazing. His dick looks like an old timey villain.
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Graham
[2016-05-13]
None on Unknown
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#2511
Shut the *** up, I'm looking at noodles!
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Alex
[2016-05-13]
DOOM on Let's NOPE
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#2510
Our demands are fudgy donut!
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Cori
[2016-05-13]
DOOM on Let's NOPE
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#2509
Rip and tear Jesus!
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Alex
[2016-05-13]
DOOM on Let's NOPE
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#2508
The computer has assessed the threat as being demons.
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Alex
[2016-05-13]
DOOM on Let's NOPE
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#2507
Don't have kids. They're gross.
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Kathleen
[2016-05-12]
Radiant Historia on Kathleen Saves the World
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#2506
Aren't all C-sections technically done at knifepoint?
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Kathleen
[2016-05-12]
Radiant Historia on Kathleen Saves the World
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#2505
We're going to stop making bad decisions any second now.
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Cameron,
while streaming at 5am
[2016-05-12]
XCOM 2 on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
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#2504
Be calm... like a caterpillar backing into a marshmallow.
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Anubis169
[2016-05-12]
XCOM 2 on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
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#2503
"This is why you should never falcon punch a man in the groin. He explodes into a hail of smaller men." "And woman!" "And woman."
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Cameron and Lars
[2016-05-11]
XCOM 2 on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
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#2502
Aww, I don't have quotes...
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Lars
[2016-05-11]
XCOM 2 on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
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#2501
You're not allowed to just blatantly cheat?!
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Paul
[2016-05-11]
Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
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#2500
Why is the Easter Bunny in prison?
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Paul
[2016-05-11]
Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
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#2499
Speaking of listy colons, maybe we should take a quick break.
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Paul
[2016-05-11]
Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
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#2498
Fudge Shark HAS to be the name of some deviant sexual act.
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Graham
[2016-05-11]
Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
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#2497
Do not want damp meat.
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Graham
[2016-05-11]
Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
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#2496
I can't spell morphine, but I can spell pterodactyl.
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Graham
[2016-05-11]
Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
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#2495
I bet MSPaint is a super cool guy.
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Paul
[2016-05-11]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
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#2494
Then, I'm going to let you lucky hit me... until your fist stops bleeding.
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Ian,
to Cori
[2016-05-10]
Shenmū II on I, Horner
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#2493
Beej, you're killing me!
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Ian
[2016-05-10]
Shenmū II on I, Horner
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#2492
Stop being Canadian! You're Japanese!
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Ian
[2016-05-10]
Shenmū II on I, Horner
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#2491
Wow! I don't remember saying half these things!
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Ian
[2016-05-10]
Shenmū II on I, Horner
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#2490
You there, young child! I have feelings!
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Ian
[2016-05-10]
Shenmū II on I, Horner
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#2489
I only like children... Did I say that out loud?!
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Ian
[2016-05-10]
Shenmū II on I, Horner
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