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  1. #2582
    You successfully disable it, in the sense that it is no longer enabled... because it is in your taint.
    — Paul, to Beej [2016-05-20]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  2. #2581
    No adi_pie no!
    — Graham [2016-05-20]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  3. #2580
    I am retiring champion with my toe ruby.
    — Ian [2016-05-20]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  4. #2579
    That's racist... I THINK?
    — Graham, regarding wandering monsters not getting hit by traps [2016-05-20]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  5. #2578
    We have six books for you to read.
    — Beej [2016-05-20]
    HeroQuest on New Day Tewsday
  6. #2577
    I like the ones where Beej takes off his shirt!
    — eatenbyagrue1988 [2016-05-20]
    None on Unknown
  7. #2576
    Do you ever roll your eyes so hard, you hear your skull crack?
    — Cameron [2016-05-19]
    Dark Souls on Talking Simulator
  8. #2575
    You're a *** that won't flush.
    — Alex [2016-05-19]
    Dark Souls on Talking Simulator
  9. #2574
    Let me think about what I'm trying to say here before I open my goddamned mouth!
    — Cameron [2016-05-19]
    Dark Souls on Talking Simulator
  10. #2573
    Ew... your shields touched.
    — Cameron [2016-05-19]
    Dark Souls on Talking Simulator
  11. #2572
    I am going to put some pants on.
    — Alex [2016-05-19]
    Dark Souls on Talking Simulator
  12. #2571
    I need to concentrate.
    — Alex, while disrobing [2016-05-19]
    Dark Souls on Talking Simulator
  13. #2570
    Ooh! Right in the mommy daddy button!
    — Cameron [2016-05-19]
    Dark Souls on New Day Tewsday
  14. #2569
    What? I was dead there!
    — Graham [2016-05-19]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  15. #2568
    Say hi to James. No matter what he's doing. Peeing in the middle of a game with a mouth full of food... whatever.
    — Graham [2016-05-19]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  16. #2567
    We're not landed gentry.
    — Graham [2016-05-19]
    Magic: The Gathering on 18 Games & Counting
  17. #2566
    I'm getting got! Penelope, I'm gonna get got here.
    — Graham [2016-05-19]
    Magic: The Gathering on 18 Games & Counting
  18. #2565
    I am the Matrix!
    — Ian [2016-05-18]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  19. #2564
    lrrEFF you! lrrEFF you to death! lrrEFF your whole lineage!
    — Alex [2016-05-18]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  20. #2563
    I have a box!
    — Ian [2016-05-18]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  21. #2562
    When you get to hell, tell them I sent you, there's a group discount!
    — Cam [2016-05-18]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  22. #2561
    Go on, Serge! Just yank me off!
    — Alex [2016-05-18]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  23. #2560
    I don't know how to punch people. All I know how to do is climb.
    — Serge [2016-05-18]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  24. #2559
    We're doing this in the nude.
    — Cameron [2016-05-18]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  25. #2558
    Fight with the meat!
    — Graham [2016-05-18]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams