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#2323

We've got to be tight, but also loose... light?! yoose?!

— Alex [2016-04-15]
DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
#2322

I don't think you understand how holes work.

— Liz [2016-04-15]
DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
#2321

I get scared, so I start reading the screen.

— Liz [2016-04-15]
DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
#2320

I don't have to shame you. Chat will shame you.

— Liz [2016-04-15]
DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
#2319

Teabag his hat!

— Liz [2016-04-15]
DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
#2318

Don't touch anything. Don't touch anyone. I caught death from a pasty guy in a MLP t-shirt. Pale horse, pale rider.

— Cam [2016-04-15]
DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
#2317

That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now.

— Cameron [2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2316

You can pretend to bump fists with me by... bumping the Beej.

— Heather [2016-04-14]
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
#2315

Why would _I_ disappoint the Chat?

— Heather, to Beej [2016-04-14]
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
#2314

Sir, you made a loose play last round! We're here to revoke your Magic License!

— Graham [2016-04-14]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#2313

lrrEFF you, coopers!

— Cameron [2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2312

How are we supposed to beat Adam? He's just better at video games than we are.

— Cameron [2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2311

Why is everything my problem?

— Cameron [2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2310

Paul actually turned down nacho dip? What the lrrEFF is wrong with him?!

— Cameron [2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2309

Having Chat is like having 75, err... No, how many of there are you? 275 versions of my dad yelling at me while I play Solitaire.

— Cameron [2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2308

I'm staying positive because I'm largely ignoring Chat.

— Cameron [2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2307

I suppose we could buy pants... Those seem handy...

— Cameron [2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2306

Look at me! I'm an asshole!

— Cameron [2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2305

Oh good... We've got blood loss.

— Cameron, after his character has died [2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2304

No, seriously... why is my groin burning? This is worse than prom.

— Cameron [2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2303

Our weird *** got through it.

— Cameron [2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2302

I didn't know we were going to get Ornstein as our first enemy.

— Cameron [2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2301

Having been successful once, I've pretty much figured this out.

— Paul [2016-04-13]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
#2300

Your FACE is spreading...

— Paul [2016-04-13]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
#2299

Clearly, I'm not normal.

— Paul [2016-04-13]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream