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  1. #2457
    It's got the mens.
    — James [2016-05-05]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  2. #2456
    Our decklist is a surprise... because it's terrible.
    — Graham [2016-05-05]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  3. #2455
    Never give a ghost morphine.
    — Paul [2016-05-04]
    Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
  4. #2454
    Oh yeah... you have a blue whale in your backpack.
    — Paul [2016-05-04]
    Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
  5. #2453
    It's fightin' cheese!
    — Paul [2016-05-04]
    Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
  6. #2452
    He just saw morphine on the ground and he ate it.
    — Paul [2016-05-04]
    Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
  7. #2451
    I can't THROW a moose.
    — Graham [2016-05-04]
    Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
  8. #2450
    Buttery fire alarm...
    — Graham [2016-05-04]
    Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
  9. #2449
    'You just deleted God?' I didn't delete Him. I threw Him in the garbage can.
    — Graham [2016-05-04]
    Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
  10. #2448
    Brushing your teeth doesn't solve a toothache.
    — Paul [2016-05-04]
    Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
  11. #2447
    I am French!
    — Ian [2016-05-03]
    Katamari Damacy on I, Horner
  12. #2446
    Sushi's not making me swole?
    — Ian [2016-05-03]
    Katamari Damacy on I, Horner
  13. #2445
    Katamari: Why Would You Put...?
    — Cori [2016-05-03]
    Katamari Damacy on I, Horner
  14. #2444
    Child get! I have a child!
    — Ian [2016-05-03]
    Katamari Damacy on I, Horner
  15. #2443
    Everything get!
    — Ian [2016-05-03]
    Katamari Damacy on I, Horner
  16. #2442
    I don't want to think of Tom Cruise pulling out of anything!
    — Ian [2016-05-03]
    Katamari Damacy on I, Horner
  17. #2441
    We need more cancer in our balls!
    — Ian [2016-05-03]
    Katamari Damacy on I, Horner
  18. #2440
    We'll get milk and underwear.
    — Ian [2016-05-03]
    Katamari Damacy on I, Horner
  19. #2439
    Underwear is too big.
    — Cori [2016-05-03]
    Katamari Damacy on I, Horner
  20. #2438
    Yes! I'm full of birds! My dream has come true, Cori! I'm covered in sparrows!
    — Ian [2016-05-03]
    Katamari Damacy on I, Horner
  21. #2437
    Cori, I don't think you should ever feel the cosmos.
    — Ian [2016-05-03]
    Katamari Damacy on I, Horner
  22. #2436
    There we go! Crab laundry!
    — Ian [2016-05-03]
    Katamari Damacy on I, Horner
  23. #2434
    No! Gimme the balls!
    — Ian [2016-05-03]
    Katamari Damacy on I, Horner
  24. #2433
    Cori has decided she's going to be super hot.
    — Ian [2016-05-03]
    Superhot on I, Horner
  25. #2432
    Bullets are made of metal!
    — Cori [2016-05-03]
    Superhot on I, Horner