Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
-
#2331
He's... currently alive? But that's changing... as it is changing for all of us, but for him it's changing faster.
—
Cameron
[2016-04-16]
Dungeons & Dragons on Crossing the Streams
-
#2330
By 'satyr' I meant 'gold dragon'. It is made of solid cash.
—
Cameron
[2016-04-16]
Dungeons & Dragons on Crossing the Streams
-
#2329
Huffington Post... that's where you put your mouth to someone's butthole and they fart, right?
—
Adam
[2016-04-16]
DARK SOULS III on Adam's Gamehaüs
-
#2328
Deep water means deep hurting!
—
Alex
[2016-04-15]
DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
-
#2327
Into the crabs! They're safer!
—
Liz
[2016-04-15]
DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
-
#2326
This fire sword is pretty hot stuff...
—
Alex
[2016-04-15]
DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
-
#2325
Whose bloodstain? Is it yours? It is now!
—
Liz,
as Alex gets attacked
[2016-04-15]
DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
-
#2324
I'm juicin' too! Pizza!
—
Liz
[2016-04-15]
DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
-
#2323
We've got to be tight, but also loose... light?! yoose?!
—
Alex
[2016-04-15]
DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
-
#2322
I don't think you understand how holes work.
—
Liz
[2016-04-15]
DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
-
#2321
I get scared, so I start reading the screen.
—
Liz
[2016-04-15]
DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
-
#2320
I don't have to shame you. Chat will shame you.
—
Liz
[2016-04-15]
DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
-
#2319
Teabag his hat!
—
Liz
[2016-04-15]
DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
-
#2318
Don't touch anything. Don't touch anyone. I caught death from a pasty guy in a MLP t-shirt. Pale horse, pale rider.
—
Cam
[2016-04-15]
DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
-
#2317
That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now.
—
Cameron
[2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
-
#2316
You can pretend to bump fists with me by... bumping the Beej.
—
Heather
[2016-04-14]
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
-
#2315
Why would _I_ disappoint the Chat?
—
Heather,
to Beej
[2016-04-14]
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
-
#2314
Sir, you made a loose play last round! We're here to revoke your Magic License!
—
Graham
[2016-04-14]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
-
#2313
lrrEFF you, coopers!
—
Cameron
[2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
-
#2312
How are we supposed to beat Adam? He's just better at video games than we are.
—
Cameron
[2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
-
#2311
Why is everything my problem?
—
Cameron
[2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
-
#2310
Paul actually turned down nacho dip? What the lrrEFF is wrong with him?!
—
Cameron
[2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
-
#2309
Having Chat is like having 75, err... No, how many of there are you? 275 versions of my dad yelling at me while I play Solitaire.
—
Cameron
[2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
-
#2308
I'm staying positive because I'm largely ignoring Chat.
—
Cameron
[2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
-
#2307
I suppose we could buy pants... Those seem handy...
—
Cameron
[2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
Quotes