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#2603

Do you have 5 nuts?

— James, to Alex [2016-05-25]
Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
#2602

Absolute horse bananas!

— James [2016-05-25]
Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
#2601

Stick your healing rod up someone's butt...

— Alex [2016-05-25]
Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
#2600

I also have this epic boner right now

— James [2016-05-25]
Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
#2599

I... don't know you guys.

— Cameron [2016-05-25]
Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
#2598

Yeah! Say my name, bitch!

— Adam, to James [2016-05-25]
Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
#2597

I know I'm holding out for a hero.

— Graham [2016-05-24]
Total War: WARHAMMER on New Day Tewsday
#2596

Gundam need some Dark Souls stuff.

— Beej [2016-05-23]
Mobile Suit Gundam: Federation vs. Zeon on Matters of Import
#2595

Basically, there's no "basically."

— Graham [2016-05-23]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#2594

Grandmother with a sewing machine. I can conquer the world!

— Maggie Graham-Bell [2016-05-23]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#2593

The stupid faces are inside all of us.

— Graham [2016-05-23]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#2592

I want to make sure I get in there because I don't want to throw away my shot and I'm just like my country: old, riddled with disease and mostly unexplored.

— Ian [2016-05-20]
None on Unknown
#2591

The wizard has nothing to spend money on. I bought a STICK!

— Cameron [2016-05-20]
HeroQuest on AFK
#2590

This is called the 'Surround and Pound' Method.

— Paul [2016-05-20]
HeroQuest on AFK
#2589

We still need shins, Beej. Everyone needs shins.

— Ian [2016-05-20]
HeroQuest on AFK
#2588

Look! Stab find *** coins!

— Graham [2016-05-20]
HeroQuest on AFK
#2587

I have a sticky die.

— Ian [2016-05-20]
HeroQuest on AFK
#2586

Your generic name is Beard-Axe AxeBeard.

— Cameron [2016-05-20]
HeroQuest on AFK
#2585

It's like you walked in on your parents naked or something!

— Graham, to Beej [2016-05-20]
HeroQuest on AFK
#2584

I like my taint where it is! It's dividing two very important things! It's my large hard-on collider!

— Beej [2016-05-20]
HeroQuest on AFK
#2583

YOU WANT A GOOD LOOK AT MY TAINT?!

— Beej [2016-05-20]
HeroQuest on AFK
#2582

You successfully disable it, in the sense that it is no longer enabled... because it is in your taint.

— Paul, to Beej [2016-05-20]
HeroQuest on AFK
#2581

No adi_pie no!

— Graham [2016-05-20]
HeroQuest on AFK
#2580

I am retiring champion with my toe ruby.

— Ian [2016-05-20]
HeroQuest on AFK
#2579

That's racist... I THINK?

— Graham, regarding wandering monsters not getting hit by traps [2016-05-20]
HeroQuest on AFK