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  1. #2471
    This is a box of lies! A box of poop! A box of lying poop!
    — Paul [2016-05-09]
    Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
  2. #2470
    I feel like an orange would do pretty poorly in the light cycle.
    — Paul [2016-05-09]
    Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
  3. #2469
    Why do my legs always get infected?
    — Paul [2016-05-09]
    Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
  4. #2468
    Are you optimizing viruses?
    — Paul [2016-05-09]
    Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
  5. #2467
    Maybe you won't have resting evil face, Penelope?
    — Kathleen [2016-05-09]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  6. #2466
    I don't want to ACTUALLY be a vampire... because they don't exist.
    — Kathleen [2016-05-09]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  7. #2465
    I accept your better-manhood.
    — Cameron [2016-05-07]
    Overwatch on Video Games with Video James
  8. #2464
    You just wave shotguns at people and they explode!
    — Cameron [2016-05-07]
    Overwatch on Video Games with Video James
  9. #2463
    Eat my ass.
    — Graham [2016-05-07]
    DARK SOULS III on Adam's Gamehaüs
  10. #2462
    I won't punch the air. That seems dangerous.
    — Alex [2016-05-06]
    Demon's Souls on Let's NOPE
  11. #2461
    Don't kill the air, please. Do not kill the air.
    — Graham, singing [2016-05-05]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  12. #2460
    And then it just LIVES... and that's all that happens.
    — Graham [2016-05-05]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  13. #2459
    I like the lrrHAM going! Let's lrrHAM go, everybody! Let's go to lrrHAM -ville!
    — Graham [2016-05-05]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  14. #2458
    Wank!
    — Graham [2016-05-05]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  15. #2457
    It's got the mens.
    — James [2016-05-05]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  16. #2456
    Our decklist is a surprise... because it's terrible.
    — Graham [2016-05-05]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  17. #2455
    Never give a ghost morphine.
    — Paul [2016-05-04]
    Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
  18. #2454
    Oh yeah... you have a blue whale in your backpack.
    — Paul [2016-05-04]
    Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
  19. #2453
    It's fightin' cheese!
    — Paul [2016-05-04]
    Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
  20. #2452
    He just saw morphine on the ground and he ate it.
    — Paul [2016-05-04]
    Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
  21. #2451
    I can't THROW a moose.
    — Graham [2016-05-04]
    Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
  22. #2450
    Buttery fire alarm...
    — Graham [2016-05-04]
    Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
  23. #2449
    'You just deleted God?' I didn't delete Him. I threw Him in the garbage can.
    — Graham [2016-05-04]
    Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
  24. #2448
    Brushing your teeth doesn't solve a toothache.
    — Paul [2016-05-04]
    Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
  25. #2447
    I am French!
    — Ian [2016-05-03]
    Katamari Damacy on I, Horner