Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#2477
No matter what, he can lrrEFF me. That's fine.
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Beej
[2016-05-09]
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
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#2476
Chat, it's your birthday! So write butts!
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Heather
[2016-05-09]
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
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#2475
Did you fall into a cutscene?
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Heather
[2016-05-09]
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
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#2474
If it's on fire, I think you maybe need to pull it out.
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Beej,
regarding penises
[2016-05-09]
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
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#2473
Don't pull your penis out, unless you really need to!
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Beej
[2016-05-09]
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
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#2472
Of course I want to toot my own horn! My horn is awesome!
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Paul
[2016-05-09]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
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#2471
This is a box of lies! A box of poop! A box of lying poop!
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Paul
[2016-05-09]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
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#2470
I feel like an orange would do pretty poorly in the light cycle.
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Paul
[2016-05-09]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
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#2469
Why do my legs always get infected?
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Paul
[2016-05-09]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
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#2468
Are you optimizing viruses?
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Paul
[2016-05-09]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
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#2467
Maybe you won't have resting evil face, Penelope?
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Kathleen
[2016-05-09]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
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#2466
I don't want to ACTUALLY be a vampire... because they don't exist.
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Kathleen
[2016-05-09]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
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#2465
I accept your better-manhood.
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Cameron
[2016-05-07]
Overwatch on Video Games with Video James
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#2464
You just wave shotguns at people and they explode!
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Cameron
[2016-05-07]
Overwatch on Video Games with Video James
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#2463
Eat my ass.
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Graham
[2016-05-07]
DARK SOULS III on Adam's Gamehaüs
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#2462
I won't punch the air. That seems dangerous.
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Alex
[2016-05-06]
Demon's Souls on Let's NOPE
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#2461
Don't kill the air, please. Do not kill the air.
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Graham,
singing
[2016-05-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#2460
And then it just LIVES... and that's all that happens.
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Graham
[2016-05-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#2459
I like the lrrHAM going! Let's lrrHAM go, everybody! Let's go to lrrHAM -ville!
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Graham
[2016-05-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#2458
Wank!
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Graham
[2016-05-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#2457
It's got the mens.
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James
[2016-05-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#2456
Our decklist is a surprise... because it's terrible.
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Graham
[2016-05-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#2455
Never give a ghost morphine.
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Paul
[2016-05-04]
Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
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#2454
Oh yeah... you have a blue whale in your backpack.
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Paul
[2016-05-04]
Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
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#2453
It's fightin' cheese!
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Paul
[2016-05-04]
Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
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