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#2592

I want to make sure I get in there because I don't want to throw away my shot and I'm just like my country: old, riddled with disease and mostly unexplored.

— Ian [2016-05-20]
None on Unknown
#2591

The wizard has nothing to spend money on. I bought a STICK!

— Cameron [2016-05-20]
HeroQuest on AFK
#2590

This is called the 'Surround and Pound' Method.

— Paul [2016-05-20]
HeroQuest on AFK
#2589

We still need shins, Beej. Everyone needs shins.

— Ian [2016-05-20]
HeroQuest on AFK
#2588

Look! Stab find *** coins!

— Graham [2016-05-20]
HeroQuest on AFK
#2587

I have a sticky die.

— Ian [2016-05-20]
HeroQuest on AFK
#2586

Your generic name is Beard-Axe AxeBeard.

— Cameron [2016-05-20]
HeroQuest on AFK
#2585

It's like you walked in on your parents naked or something!

— Graham, to Beej [2016-05-20]
HeroQuest on AFK
#2584

I like my taint where it is! It's dividing two very important things! It's my large hard-on collider!

— Beej [2016-05-20]
HeroQuest on AFK
#2583

YOU WANT A GOOD LOOK AT MY TAINT?!

— Beej [2016-05-20]
HeroQuest on AFK
#2582

You successfully disable it, in the sense that it is no longer enabled... because it is in your taint.

— Paul, to Beej [2016-05-20]
HeroQuest on AFK
#2581

No adi_pie no!

— Graham [2016-05-20]
HeroQuest on AFK
#2580

I am retiring champion with my toe ruby.

— Ian [2016-05-20]
HeroQuest on AFK
#2579

That's racist... I THINK?

— Graham, regarding wandering monsters not getting hit by traps [2016-05-20]
HeroQuest on AFK
#2578

We have six books for you to read.

— Beej [2016-05-20]
HeroQuest on New Day Tewsday
#2577

I like the ones where Beej takes off his shirt!

— eatenbyagrue1988 [2016-05-20]
None on Unknown
#2576

Do you ever roll your eyes so hard, you hear your skull crack?

— Cameron [2016-05-19]
Dark Souls on Talking Simulator
#2575

You're a *** that won't flush.

— Alex [2016-05-19]
Dark Souls on Talking Simulator
#2574

Let me think about what I'm trying to say here before I open my goddamned mouth!

— Cameron [2016-05-19]
Dark Souls on Talking Simulator
#2573

Ew... your shields touched.

— Cameron [2016-05-19]
Dark Souls on Talking Simulator
#2572

I am going to put some pants on.

— Alex [2016-05-19]
Dark Souls on Talking Simulator
#2571

I need to concentrate.

— Alex, while disrobing [2016-05-19]
Dark Souls on Talking Simulator
#2570

Ooh! Right in the mommy daddy button!

— Cameron [2016-05-19]
Dark Souls on New Day Tewsday
#2569

What? I was dead there!

— Graham [2016-05-19]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#2568

Say hi to James. No matter what he's doing. Peeing in the middle of a game with a mouth full of food... whatever.

— Graham [2016-05-19]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG