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  1. #2389
    You're making things come out!
    — Ian [2016-04-26]
    TerraTech on I, Horner
  2. #2388
    Deliver to the suck machine!
    — Ian [2016-04-26]
    TerraTech on I, Horner
  3. #2387
    Wreck... lrrEFF !
    — Ian [2016-04-26]
    TerraTech on I, Horner
  4. #2386
    We're rollin' on top!
    — Cori [2016-04-26]
    TerraTech on I, Horner
  5. #2385
    Put... on... back... butt.
    — Ian
    TerraTech on I, Horner
  6. #2384
    Now stick the wheels on your butt!
    — Ian [2016-04-26]
    TerraTech on I, Horner
  7. #2383
    Beej has less discriminating tastes.
    — Ian [2016-04-26]
    Roundabout on I, Horner
  8. #2382
    I tried shooting it in the face... the face came at me.
    — Alex [2016-04-26]
    DARK SOULS III on IDDQDerp
  9. #2381
    I'm here because... it's my job.
    — Alex [2016-04-26]
    Pocket Card Jockey on IDDQDerp
  10. #2380
    I don't think the time gear made the cube rap.
    — Cori [2016-04-25]
    Bit! Boy! Arcade on Beej's Backlog
  11. #2379
    I don't have music in my heart, first of all.
    — Cori [2016-04-25]
    Bit! Boy! Arcade on Beej's Backlog
  12. #2378
    You can't fight bees.
    — Cori [2016-04-25]
    Fairune on Beej's Backlog
  13. #2377
    Game! I was trying to die and you let me level up?!
    — Heather [2016-04-25]
    Fairune on Beej's Backlog
  14. #2376
    I don't want to open you again.
    — Cori [2016-04-25]
    Fairune on Beej's Backlog
  15. #2375
    Can I fight the clouds?
    — Cori [2016-04-25]
    The Magic Hammer on Beej's Backlog
  16. #2374
    Are THESE old people?
    — Cori [2016-04-25]
    The Magic Hammer on Beej's Backlog
  17. #2373
    I still fit outdoors.
    — Cori [2016-04-25]
    The Magic Hammer on Beej's Backlog
  18. #2372
    I'm going to make your husband
    — Cori, to Heather [2016-04-25]
    The Magic Hammer on Beej's Backlog
  19. #2371
    I want that blue turd!
    — Cori [2016-04-25]
    The Denpa Men 3: The Rise of the Digitoll on Beej's Backlog
  20. #2370
    Yes, mystery man. Give me a horse ride.
    — Cori [2016-04-25]
    Pocket Card Jockey on Beej's Backlog
  21. #2369
    They're all perfectly-aligned to the wrong place. Well done, me.
    — Paul [2016-04-25]
    Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
  22. #2368
    Virus scan?! The worst! I hate virus scan!
    — Paul [2016-04-25]
    Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
  23. #2367
    Don't repo LRRbot. We like it.
    — Paul [2016-04-25]
    MtG AFK Setup on LRRtech
  24. #2366
    I'm probably doing everything wrong.
    — Paul [2016-04-25]
    MtG AFK Setup on LRRtech
  25. #2365
    Chat is hovering around 12%.
    — Alex [2016-04-22]
    Dark Souls 3 on Let's NOPE