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  1. #2306
    Look at me! I'm an asshole!
    — Cameron [2016-04-13]
    DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  2. #2305
    Oh good... We've got blood loss.
    — Cameron, after his character has died [2016-04-13]
    DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  3. #2304
    No, seriously... why is my groin burning? This is worse than prom.
    — Cameron [2016-04-13]
    DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  4. #2303
    Our weird *** got through it.
    — Cameron [2016-04-13]
    DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  5. #2302
    I didn't know we were going to get Ornstein as our first enemy.
    — Cameron [2016-04-13]
    DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  6. #2301
    Having been successful once, I've pretty much figured this out.
    — Paul [2016-04-13]
    Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
  7. #2300
    Your FACE is spreading...
    — Paul [2016-04-13]
    Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
  8. #2299
    Clearly, I'm not normal.
    — Paul [2016-04-13]
    Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
  9. #2298
    I wish I could download more health... and download more energy... that'd be great.
    — Paul [2016-04-13]
    Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
  10. #2297
    Chat can't help you HERE! Nothing can help you here...
    — Ian [2016-04-12]
    Strawberry Cubes on I, Horner
  11. #2296
    Touching skulls is OK.
    — Ian [2016-04-12]
    Strawberry Cubes on I, Horner
  12. #2295
    F... colon... chicken... 8 2...
    — Ian [2016-04-12]
    Strawberry Cubes on I, Horner
  13. #2294
    The I is for Ian. U is for Ian, too.
    — Ian [2016-04-12]
    Strawberry Cubes on I, Horner
  14. #2293
    On a Mac... on a Mac... NORMAL things happen when pressing the meta keys...
    — Ian [2016-04-12]
    Strawberry Cubes on I, Horner
  15. #2292
    Let's play 'Boot up the computer'... That's a fun game...
    — Ian [2016-04-12]
    Strawberry Cubes on I, Horner
  16. #2291
    X makes... fucky.
    — Ian [2016-04-12]
    Strawberry Cubes on I, Horner
  17. #2290
    What's the... how do I... game?
    — Ian [2016-04-12]
    Strawberry Cubes on I, Horner
  18. #2289
    You CHOSE $4...
    — Cori [2016-04-12]
    Royals on I, Horner
  19. #2288
    I USED to remember my credit card number...
    — Ian [2016-04-12]
    Royals on I, Horner
  20. #2287
    God! I'm almost to REAL-TIME!
    — Ian [2016-04-12]
    Royals on I, Horner
  21. #2286
    This game is ANUS!
    — Ian [2016-04-12]
    Royals on I, Horner
  22. #2285
    I was in the ROOF?!
    — Cori [2016-04-12]
    Memory of a Broken Dimension on I, Horner
  23. #2284
    I want to live inside of that smell!
    — Kate [2016-04-12]
    S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Clear Sky on IDDQDerp
  24. #2282
    I don't think I have enough entrails for that.
    — Paul [2016-04-11]
    Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis on Things on My Stream
  25. #2281
    That's more better... except it isn't.
    — Paul [2016-04-11]
    Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis on Things on My Stream