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  1. #2364
    *** you, candlestick!
    — Alex [2016-04-22]
    Dark Souls 3 on Let's NOPE
  2. #2363
    I'm a LITTLE uncomfortable at being invited to touch someone's inner darkness.
    — Alex [2016-04-22]
    Dark Souls 3 on Let's NOPE
  3. #2362
    Poke her in the pudge!
    — Cameron [2016-04-22]
    Dark Souls 3 on Let's NOPE
  4. #2361
    This is Cam's character. Let's erase it.
    — Alex [2016-04-22]
    Dark Souls 3 on Let's NOPE
  5. #2360
    We are viking! We are katana viking! We are someone's fetish.
    — Cameron [2016-04-22]
    Dark Souls 3 on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  6. #2359
    Should we rawdog the karate sword
    — Cam [2016-04-20]
    DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  7. #2357
    The last thing we would want here at LoadingReadyRun is to make things silly.
    — Paul [2016-04-20]
    Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
  8. #2356
    You can't fire part of a rocket. It's either a rocket or it isn't.
    — Paul [2016-04-20]
    Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
  9. #2355
    I can't leave the way I came in: there's a badly-mapped texture up there.
    — Graham [2016-04-20]
    Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
  10. #2354
    The flying saucer people have done this before.
    — Graham [2016-04-20]
    None on GPLP
  11. #2353
    You're not a machine, Cori.
    — Ian [2016-04-19]
    Roundabout on I, Horner
  12. #2352
    I want it. I'm people.
    — Cori [2016-04-19]
    Roundabout on I, Horner
  13. #2351
    Wow, this blood just keeps coming!
    — Ian [2016-04-19]
    Roundabout on I, Horner
  14. #2350
    Cori no like the flesh.
    — Ian [2016-04-19]
    Roundabout on I, Horner
  15. #2349
    I keep killing a non-existent human being there.
    — Ian [2016-04-19]
    Roundabout on I, Horner
  16. #2348
    Cori: would you like to hang out with my skeleton?
    — Ian [2016-04-19]
    Roundabout on I, Horner
  17. #2347
    Gillian Anderson's beard is FANTASTIC these days.
    — Ian [2016-04-19]
    Roundabout on I, Horner
  18. #2346
    You can spin the more convenient way.
    — Cori [2016-04-19]
    Roundabout on I, Horner
  19. #2345
    You told me not to call you 'dude'! Don't call me 'dude'!
    — Cori, to Ian [2016-04-19]
    Roundabout on I, Horner
  20. #2344
    Do we want to learn how to breathe boulders?
    — Alex [2016-04-19]
    DARK SOULS III on IDDQDerp
  21. #2343
    Never ever ever use screws that come with anything.
    — James [2015-06-06]
    Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
  22. #2342
    Probably a Heather/Beej *** fic.
    — Beej [2016-04-18]
    Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
  23. #2341
    Dinosaurs aren't monkeys!
    — Heather [2016-04-18]
    Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
  24. #2340
    And now my leg day has become infected... as is often the result of leg day.
    — Paul [2016-04-18]
    Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
  25. #2339
    You got sequenced!
    — Paul [2016-04-18]
    Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream