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  1. #2419
    You guys are both bad at being liberals.
    — Ian, to Graham and Beej [2016-04-30]
    Secret Hitler on AFK
  2. #2418
    You pile of human garbage!
    — Beej, to Ian [2016-04-30]
    Secret Hitler on AFK
  3. #2416
    I can't kill anyone yet. We haven't not won.
    — Ian [2016-04-30]
    Secret Hitler on AFK
  4. #2414
    You don't think Christmas is high fantasy?
    — Cori [2016-04-30]
    Cards Against Humanity on AFK
  5. #2413
    I turfed my lotion for that.
    — Graham [2016-04-30]
    Discount Salmon on AFK
  6. #2412
    Get in the moat!
    — Kathleen, As Queen Edith [2016-04-30]
    Love Letter on AFK
  7. #2411
    If you stab someone in the ass, they'd probably die.
    — Alex [2016-04-29]
    Dark Souls on Let's NOPE
  8. #2410
    Where is the 'Go Away' button?
    — Alex [2016-04-29]
    Albino Lullaby on Let's NOPE
  9. #2409
    Who has a 27-hour shit?!?!
    — Alex [2016-04-29]
    Albino Lullaby on Let's NOPE
  10. #2408
    Do I take falling damage in Heaven?
    — Alex [2016-04-29]
    Albino Lullaby on Let's NOPE
  11. #2407
    Wait, Heaven's a prison?! Well, that sucks!
    — Alex [2016-04-29]
    Albino Lullaby on Let's NOPE
  12. #2406
    I think I need to make an OSHA report about this.
    — Alex [2016-04-29]
    Albino Lullaby on Let's NOPE
  13. #2405
    Ok
    — James, The Fish Level 2 [2016-04-28]
    Super Mario Maker on Video Games with Video James
  14. #2403
    Don't touch me or my inner darkness ever again.
    — Cameron [2016-04-27]
    DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  15. #2402
    Lady, I don't want to touch your darkness anymore.
    — Cameron [2016-04-27]
    DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  16. #2401
    We just kick 'em right in the Vordt! Repeated Vordt-stabbing!
    — Cameron [2016-04-27]
    DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  17. #2400
    If you're not experiencing Dark Souls in essentially slamming your nutsack in a car door repeatedly over and over again until you just wish you were dead... then obviously you aren't enjoying Dark Souls CORRECTLY.
    — Cameron [2016-04-27]
    DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  18. #2399
    I can never keep sticks straight.
    — Cameron [2016-04-27]
    DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  19. #2398
    That sucks! I don't like to be wrong about things.
    — Paul [2016-04-27]
    Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
  20. #2397
    I hate it when I have a bum grunt.
    — Paul [2016-04-27]
    Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
  21. #2396
    I had no part in that and I could not save her. Ooh! Soda!
    — Graham [2016-04-27]
    Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
  22. #2395
    Being nano-terrorized seems to me to be like a very small amount of terrorism. It's like a mild inconvenience.
    — Paul [2016-04-27]
    Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
  23. #2394
    So it WAS terrorism, but it was you. Awkward...
    — Paul [2016-04-27]
    Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
  24. #2393
    I can't argue with a YouTube video.
    — Paul [2016-04-27]
    Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
  25. #2392
    Oops! I Aquinased!
    — Graham [2016-04-27]
    Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP

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