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#2317
That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now.
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Cameron
[2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
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#2316
You can pretend to bump fists with me by... bumping the Beej.
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Heather
[2016-04-14]
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
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#2315
Why would _I_ disappoint the Chat?
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Heather,
to Beej
[2016-04-14]
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
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#2314
Sir, you made a loose play last round! We're here to revoke your Magic License!
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Graham
[2016-04-14]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#2313
lrrEFF you, coopers!
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Cameron
[2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
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#2312
How are we supposed to beat Adam? He's just better at video games than we are.
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Cameron
[2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
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#2311
Why is everything my problem?
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Cameron
[2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
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#2310
Paul actually turned down nacho dip? What the lrrEFF is wrong with him?!
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Cameron
[2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
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#2309
Having Chat is like having 75, err... No, how many of there are you? 275 versions of my dad yelling at me while I play Solitaire.
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Cameron
[2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
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#2308
I'm staying positive because I'm largely ignoring Chat.
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Cameron
[2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
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#2307
I suppose we could buy pants... Those seem handy...
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Cameron
[2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
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#2306
Look at me! I'm an asshole!
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Cameron
[2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
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#2305
Oh good... We've got blood loss.
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Cameron,
after his character has died
[2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
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#2304
No, seriously... why is my groin burning? This is worse than prom.
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Cameron
[2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
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#2303
Our weird *** got through it.
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Cameron
[2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
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#2302
I didn't know we were going to get Ornstein as our first enemy.
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Cameron
[2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
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#2301
Having been successful once, I've pretty much figured this out.
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Paul
[2016-04-13]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
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#2300
Your FACE is spreading...
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Paul
[2016-04-13]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
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#2299
Clearly, I'm not normal.
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Paul
[2016-04-13]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
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#2298
I wish I could download more health... and download more energy... that'd be great.
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Paul
[2016-04-13]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
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#2297
Chat can't help you HERE! Nothing can help you here...
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Ian
[2016-04-12]
Strawberry Cubes on I, Horner
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#2296
Touching skulls is OK.
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Ian
[2016-04-12]
Strawberry Cubes on I, Horner
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#2295
F... colon... chicken... 8 2...
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Ian
[2016-04-12]
Strawberry Cubes on I, Horner
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#2294
The I is for Ian. U is for Ian, too.
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Ian
[2016-04-12]
Strawberry Cubes on I, Horner
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#2293
On a Mac... on a Mac... NORMAL things happen when pressing the meta keys...
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Ian
[2016-04-12]
Strawberry Cubes on I, Horner
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