Quotes – LRRbot

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#2518

Do you want to eat a sword or a lava monster?

— Alex [2016-05-14]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#2517

I want to eat Iron Man because he's crunchy on the outside and chewy in the middle.

— Alex [2016-05-14]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#2516

I will vomit INTO you.

— Cameron, to Beej [2016-05-14]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#2515

Yeah, I wouldn't do that again

— beej [2016-05-14]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#2514

My cord isn't long enough.

— Ian [2016-05-14]
DARK SOULS III on Adam's Gamehaüs
#2512

You got to see his peen-stache, it's amazing. His dick looks like an old timey villain.

— Graham [2016-05-13]
None on Unknown
#2511

Shut the *** up, I'm looking at noodles!

— Alex [2016-05-13]
DOOM on Let's NOPE
#2510

Our demands are fudgy donut!

— Cori [2016-05-13]
DOOM on Let's NOPE
#2509

Rip and tear Jesus!

— Alex [2016-05-13]
DOOM on Let's NOPE
#2508

The computer has assessed the threat as being demons.

— Alex [2016-05-13]
DOOM on Let's NOPE
#2507

Don't have kids. They're gross.

— Kathleen [2016-05-12]
Radiant Historia on Kathleen Saves the World
#2506

Aren't all C-sections technically done at knifepoint?

— Kathleen [2016-05-12]
Radiant Historia on Kathleen Saves the World
#2505

We're going to stop making bad decisions any second now.

— Cameron, while streaming at 5am [2016-05-12]
XCOM 2 on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2504

Be calm... like a caterpillar backing into a marshmallow.

— Anubis169 [2016-05-12]
XCOM 2 on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2503

"This is why you should never falcon punch a man in the groin. He explodes into a hail of smaller men." "And woman!" "And woman."

— Cameron and Lars [2016-05-11]
XCOM 2 on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2502

Aww, I don't have quotes...

— Lars [2016-05-11]
XCOM 2 on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2501

You're not allowed to just blatantly cheat?!

— Paul [2016-05-11]
Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
#2500

Why is the Easter Bunny in prison?

— Paul [2016-05-11]
Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
#2499

Speaking of listy colons, maybe we should take a quick break.

— Paul [2016-05-11]
Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
#2498

Fudge Shark HAS to be the name of some deviant sexual act.

— Graham [2016-05-11]
Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
#2497

Do not want damp meat.

— Graham [2016-05-11]
Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
#2496

I can't spell morphine, but I can spell pterodactyl.

— Graham [2016-05-11]
Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
#2495

I bet MSPaint is a super cool guy.

— Paul [2016-05-11]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
#2494

Then, I'm going to let you lucky hit me... until your fist stops bleeding.

— Ian, to Cori [2016-05-10]
Shenmū II on I, Horner
#2493

Beej, you're killing me!

— Ian [2016-05-10]
Shenmū II on I, Horner