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#2353

You're not a machine, Cori.

— Ian [2016-04-19]
Roundabout on I, Horner
#2352

I want it. I'm people.

— Cori [2016-04-19]
Roundabout on I, Horner
#2351

Wow, this blood just keeps coming!

— Ian [2016-04-19]
Roundabout on I, Horner
#2350

Cori no like the flesh.

— Ian [2016-04-19]
Roundabout on I, Horner
#2349

I keep killing a non-existent human being there.

— Ian [2016-04-19]
Roundabout on I, Horner
#2348

Cori: would you like to hang out with my skeleton?

— Ian [2016-04-19]
Roundabout on I, Horner
#2347

Gillian Anderson's beard is FANTASTIC these days.

— Ian [2016-04-19]
Roundabout on I, Horner
#2346

You can spin the more convenient way.

— Cori [2016-04-19]
Roundabout on I, Horner
#2345

You told me not to call you 'dude'! Don't call me 'dude'!

— Cori, to Ian [2016-04-19]
Roundabout on I, Horner
#2344

Do we want to learn how to breathe boulders?

— Alex [2016-04-19]
DARK SOULS III on IDDQDerp
#2343

Never ever ever use screws that come with anything.

— James [2015-06-06]
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
#2342

Probably a Heather/Beej *** fic.

— Beej [2016-04-18]
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
#2341

Dinosaurs aren't monkeys!

— Heather [2016-04-18]
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
#2340

And now my leg day has become infected... as is often the result of leg day.

— Paul [2016-04-18]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
#2339

You got sequenced!

— Paul [2016-04-18]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
#2338

I had a full-sized hot-air balloon in my pants.

— Paul [2016-04-18]
Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis on Things on My Stream
#2337

It's not so big that I can't put it in my pants, though.

— Paul [2016-04-18]
Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis on Things on My Stream
#2336

Who knows what treasures you can find at your local Dicksmith!

— Paul [2016-04-18]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#2335

Strong jaw line is not something usually associated with Pokemon.

— Paul [2016-04-18]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#2333

Find & Replace: face, mace.

— Cameron [2016-04-16]
Dungeons & Dragons on Crossing the Streams
#2332

I can't... I can't Yoda.

— Julie [2016-04-16]
Dungeons & Dragons on Crossing the Streams
#2331

He's... currently alive? But that's changing... as it is changing for all of us, but for him it's changing faster.

— Cameron [2016-04-16]
Dungeons & Dragons on Crossing the Streams
#2330

By 'satyr' I meant 'gold dragon'. It is made of solid cash.

— Cameron [2016-04-16]
Dungeons & Dragons on Crossing the Streams
#2329

Huffington Post... that's where you put your mouth to someone's butthole and they fart, right?

— Adam [2016-04-16]
DARK SOULS III on Adam's Gamehaüs
#2328

Deep water means deep hurting!

— Alex [2016-04-15]
DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE