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  1. #2327
    Into the crabs! They're safer!
    — Liz [2016-04-15]
    DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
  2. #2326
    This fire sword is pretty hot stuff...
    — Alex [2016-04-15]
    DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
  3. #2325
    Whose bloodstain? Is it yours? It is now!
    — Liz, as Alex gets attacked [2016-04-15]
    DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
  4. #2324
    I'm juicin' too! Pizza!
    — Liz [2016-04-15]
    DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
  5. #2323
    We've got to be tight, but also loose... light?! yoose?!
    — Alex [2016-04-15]
    DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
  6. #2322
    I don't think you understand how holes work.
    — Liz [2016-04-15]
    DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
  7. #2321
    I get scared, so I start reading the screen.
    — Liz [2016-04-15]
    DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
  8. #2320
    I don't have to shame you. Chat will shame you.
    — Liz [2016-04-15]
    DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
  9. #2319
    Teabag his hat!
    — Liz [2016-04-15]
    DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
  10. #2318
    Don't touch anything. Don't touch anyone. I caught death from a pasty guy in a MLP t-shirt. Pale horse, pale rider.
    — Cam [2016-04-15]
    DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
  11. #2317
    That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now.
    — Cameron [2016-04-13]
    DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  12. #2316
    You can pretend to bump fists with me by... bumping the Beej.
    — Heather [2016-04-14]
    Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
  13. #2315
    Why would _I_ disappoint the Chat?
    — Heather, to Beej [2016-04-14]
    Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
  14. #2314
    Sir, you made a loose play last round! We're here to revoke your Magic License!
    — Graham [2016-04-14]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  15. #2313
    lrrEFF you, coopers!
    — Cameron [2016-04-13]
    DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  16. #2312
    How are we supposed to beat Adam? He's just better at video games than we are.
    — Cameron [2016-04-13]
    DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  17. #2311
    Why is everything my problem?
    — Cameron [2016-04-13]
    DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  18. #2310
    Paul actually turned down nacho dip? What the lrrEFF is wrong with him?!
    — Cameron [2016-04-13]
    DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  19. #2309
    Having Chat is like having 75, err... No, how many of there are you? 275 versions of my dad yelling at me while I play Solitaire.
    — Cameron [2016-04-13]
    DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  20. #2308
    I'm staying positive because I'm largely ignoring Chat.
    — Cameron [2016-04-13]
    DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  21. #2307
    I suppose we could buy pants... Those seem handy...
    — Cameron [2016-04-13]
    DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  22. #2306
    Look at me! I'm an asshole!
    — Cameron [2016-04-13]
    DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  23. #2305
    Oh good... We've got blood loss.
    — Cameron, after his character has died [2016-04-13]
    DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  24. #2304
    No, seriously... why is my groin burning? This is worse than prom.
    — Cameron [2016-04-13]
    DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  25. #2303
    Our weird *** got through it.
    — Cameron [2016-04-13]
    DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron