Quotes – LRRbot

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#2220

What can't you do with a second butthole

— Cameron [2016-03-30]
Dark Souls on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2219

Good God man! Don't highlight that! People can Google my name and I'm looking for a job!

— Cameron [2016-03-30]
Dark Souls on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2218

Man... Chat... You're being totally helpful today. What's up?

— Cameron [2016-03-30]
Dark Souls on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2217

I'm going to die here. It's going to be your fault, Chat. I don't know why it's going to be your fault, but I'm comfortable believing that.

— Cameron [2016-03-30]
Dark Souls on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2216

I am a magical girl. I am an animes. *beat* You may call me a magical girl, but you can tell from the amount of damage I'm doing that I'm ACTUALLY cosplaying as a Mack truck.

— Cameron [2016-03-30]
Dark Souls on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2215

You have to put 8 nerdlets together to make 1 nerd.

— Paul [2016-03-30]
Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
#2214

Whoever plays the least golf wins.

— Paul [2016-03-30]
Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
#2213

I'll only play with Beej from now on.

— Ian [2016-03-29]
Shenmū II on I, Horner
#2212

I like spinning birds.

— Ian [2016-03-29]
Samorost 3 on IDDQDerp
#2211

I COMPLETELY forgot what I just looked at.

— Alex [2016-03-29]
Samorost 3 on IDDQDerp
#2210

I feel like I've just had a religious experience

— Alex, regarding Saint Termite [2016-03-29]
Samorost 3 on IDDQDerp
#2209

I've never been so happy to be confused out of my mind.

— Alex [2016-03-29]
Samorost 3 on IDDQDerp
#2208

I ship it?

— Alex [2016-03-29]
Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam on Heather's Handhelds
#2207

I'm not going to hurt him, I'm just going to win.

— Cori [2016-03-28]
#2206

There's a fetish for that.

— Heather [2016-03-28]
#2205

All of my quotes are about toilets.

— Cori [2016-03-28]
#2204

Why do you have water in your lungs, Hodor?!

— Cori [2016-03-28]
#2203

We can say words, I guess.

— Cori [2016-03-28]
#2202

Unfortunately, Beej's back has logged.

— Paul [2016-03-28]
#2201

The X is shooting at me!

— Paul [2016-03-28]
#2200

I'll jam a parrot in it!

— Paul [2016-03-28]
#2199

I get all of my information from strangely-intelligent parrots.

— Paul [2016-03-28]
#2198

Men who are not men? Women?

— Paul [2016-03-28]
#2197

I'm disappointed that it's fixed.

— Paul [2016-03-28]
#2196

Things that are different are bad.

— Paul [2016-03-28]