Quotes – LRRbot

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#2255

I like damp cake.

— Ian [2016-04-02]
Quiplash on Crossing the Streams
#2254

Crocodiles are into some sick shit.

— Beej [2016-04-02]
Quiplash on Crossing the Streams
#2253

I like my... penis...

— Ian [2016-04-02]
Quiplash on Crossing the Streams
#2252

You're not supposed to have a urethra.

— Beej [2016-04-02]
Quiplash on Crossing the Streams
#2251

Kathleen gets going balls deep.

— Ian [2016-04-02]
Quiplash on Crossing the Streams
#2250

I've got diabeetus in my weenus!

— Ian [2016-04-02]
Quiplash on Crossing the Streams
#2249

Toronto is Canada's anus, man. Everyone knows that.

— Adam [2016-04-02]
Salt and Sanctuary on Adam's Gamehaüs
#2248

Are YOU the minerals?

— Graham [2016-04-01]
X-17 on Watch and Play
#2247

The Shitty on the Edge of Forever.

— Graham [2016-04-01]
X-17 on Watch and Play
#2246

I'm going to place it in the brown in a minute.

— Alex [2016-04-01]
X-17 on Watch and Play
#2244

Since when has this ever had GAMEPLAY?!

— Graham, regarding X-17 [2016-04-01]
X-17 on Watch and Play
#2243

That's not on purpose... that's just incompetent!

— Alex [2016-04-01]
X-17 on Watch and Play
#2242

Give me the sub-ocean!

— Alex [2016-04-01]
X-17 on Watch and Play
#2240

I think I'm not enough man for that.

— Beej [2016-04-01]
X-17 on Watch and Play
#2239

Everyone gives me *** about for wide ass...

— Alex [2016-04-01]
X-17 on Watch and Play
#2238

What is happening to his bits?

— Graham [2016-04-01]
X-17 on Watch and Play
#2237

Wait... How can you pause the MENU?!

— Graham [2016-04-01]
X-17 on Watch and Play
#2236

I wish I was playing ZOO RACE.

— Alex [2016-04-01]
Robert Mensah's Sins of the Father on Watch and Play
#2235

Hah! Torso! Deal with it!

— Graham [2016-04-01]
Locked-In Syndrome on Watch and Play
#2234

I can't un-duck. I cannot un-duck!

— Alex [2016-04-01]
Locked-In Syndrome on Watch and Play
#2233

Translator's note: Dream Void means Ass.

— Alex and Graham [2016-04-01]
Locked-In Syndrome on Watch and Play
#2232

In my dream void... so my ass.

— Alex [2016-04-01]
Locked-In Syndrome on Watch and Play
#2231

Alley ... fuck?

— Alex [2016-04-01]
Locked-In Syndrome on Watch and Play
#2230

This jumping puzzle is about consumerism!

— Alex [2016-04-01]
Locked-In Syndrome on Watch and Play
#2229

Who's a puffy hog?

— Alex [2016-04-01]
Locked-In Syndrome on Watch and Play