Quotes – LRRbot

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#2576

Do you ever roll your eyes so hard, you hear your skull crack?

— Cameron [2016-05-19]
Dark Souls on Talking Simulator
#2575

You're a *** that won't flush.

— Alex [2016-05-19]
Dark Souls on Talking Simulator
#2574

Let me think about what I'm trying to say here before I open my goddamned mouth!

— Cameron [2016-05-19]
Dark Souls on Talking Simulator
#2573

Ew... your shields touched.

— Cameron [2016-05-19]
Dark Souls on Talking Simulator
#2572

I am going to put some pants on.

— Alex [2016-05-19]
Dark Souls on Talking Simulator
#2571

I need to concentrate.

— Alex, while disrobing [2016-05-19]
Dark Souls on Talking Simulator
#2570

Ooh! Right in the mommy daddy button!

— Cameron [2016-05-19]
Dark Souls on New Day Tewsday
#2569

What? I was dead there!

— Graham [2016-05-19]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#2568

Say hi to James. No matter what he's doing. Peeing in the middle of a game with a mouth full of food... whatever.

— Graham [2016-05-19]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#2567

We're not landed gentry.

— Graham [2016-05-19]
Magic: The Gathering on 18 Games & Counting
#2566

I'm getting got! Penelope, I'm gonna get got here.

— Graham [2016-05-19]
Magic: The Gathering on 18 Games & Counting
#2565

I am the Matrix!

— Ian [2016-05-18]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#2564

lrrEFF you! lrrEFF you to death! lrrEFF your whole lineage!

— Alex [2016-05-18]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#2563

I have a box!

— Ian [2016-05-18]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#2562

When you get to hell, tell them I sent you, there's a group discount!

— Cam [2016-05-18]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#2561

Go on, Serge! Just yank me off!

— Alex [2016-05-18]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#2560

I don't know how to punch people. All I know how to do is climb.

— Serge [2016-05-18]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#2559

We're doing this in the nude.

— Cameron [2016-05-18]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#2558

Fight with the meat!

— Graham [2016-05-18]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#2557

I've grabbed ahold of my own ear.

— Cameron [2016-05-18]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#2556

I've actually been a 3D model since 2013.

— Cameron [2016-05-18]
Gang Beasts on Watch and Play
#2555

This is a mild circle of video game Hell, where all the broken geometry goes to die.

— Alex [2016-05-18]
Z.I.O.N. on Watch and Play
#2554

I can still shoot when I'm dead!

— Alex [2016-05-18]
Z.I.O.N. on Watch and Play
#2553

We lost framerate from dying.

— Alex [2016-05-18]
Z.I.O.N. on Watch and Play
#2552

Piss! Cocks! How?!

— Alex [2016-05-18]
SUPERTRUCK on Watch and Play