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  1. #1961
    What the Hell was that? Did I just blow up another planet?
    — Alex [2016-02-23]
  2. #1960
    Can I just walk into the ocean and drown?
    — Alex [2016-02-23]
  3. #1959
    Just drink some corpse water. Listen buddy, I'm gonna drink your milkshake.
    — Alex [2016-02-23]
  4. #1958
    Apparently, you can't open a can with a sword.
    — Alex [2016-02-23]
  5. #1957
    *humming the original Star Trek theme tune*
    — Alex [2016-02-23]
  6. #1956
    I don't want to know where I'm stuffing all these things...
    — Alex [2016-02-23]
  7. #1955
    Water: 19% wet
    — Alex [2016-02-23]
  8. #1954
    Auntie Em! Auntie Em! We're going to get the lrrEFF inside!
    — Alex [2016-02-23]
  9. #1953
    That's a "tomorrow" problem...
    — Alex [2016-02-23]
  10. #1952
    Hockey: also a universal constant.
    — Alex [2016-02-23]
  11. #1951
    Spiders are a universal constant.
    — Alex [2016-02-23]
  12. #1950
    Are you food or death? I mean, you're creepy.
    — Alex [2016-02-23]
  13. #1949
    I REALLY hope this is not radioactive.
    — Alex [2016-02-23]
  14. #1948
    Why do we have a VHS cassette in space?
    — Alex [2016-02-23]
  15. #1947
    We're going to swipe right on not dying of exposure.
    — Alex [2016-02-23]
  16. #1946
    Does anyone have a context for this planet?
    — Alex [2016-02-23]
  17. #1945
    It's weird being healthy again.
    — Alex [2016-02-23]
  18. #1944
    Hodor: What are your hot tips on defeating the Alex?
    — Cori [2016-02-22]
  19. #1943
    We do like talking about the stamen.
    — Cori [2016-02-22]
  20. #1942
    Why do we care about the reproduction of plants?
    — Cori [2016-02-22]
  21. #1941
    He's very into Tugger Nuts.
    — Cori [2016-02-22]
  22. #1940
    Satan! You don't play fair!
    — Cori [2016-02-22]
  23. #1939
    I'm the devil!
    — Cori
  24. #1938
    Oh no, Jesus... Jesus!
    — Cori [2016-02-22]
  25. #1937
    You're STILL a pony, Heather!
    — Cori [2016-02-22]

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