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  1. #2352
    I want it. I'm people.
    — Cori [2016-04-19]
    Roundabout on I, Horner
  2. #2351
    Wow, this blood just keeps coming!
    — Ian [2016-04-19]
    Roundabout on I, Horner
  3. #2350
    Cori no like the flesh.
    — Ian [2016-04-19]
    Roundabout on I, Horner
  4. #2349
    I keep killing a non-existent human being there.
    — Ian [2016-04-19]
    Roundabout on I, Horner
  5. #2348
    Cori: would you like to hang out with my skeleton?
    — Ian [2016-04-19]
    Roundabout on I, Horner
  6. #2347
    Gillian Anderson's beard is FANTASTIC these days.
    — Ian [2016-04-19]
    Roundabout on I, Horner
  7. #2346
    You can spin the more convenient way.
    — Cori [2016-04-19]
    Roundabout on I, Horner
  8. #2345
    You told me not to call you 'dude'! Don't call me 'dude'!
    — Cori, to Ian [2016-04-19]
    Roundabout on I, Horner
  9. #2344
    Do we want to learn how to breathe boulders?
    — Alex [2016-04-19]
    DARK SOULS III on IDDQDerp
  10. #2343
    Never ever ever use screws that come with anything.
    — James [2015-06-06]
    Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
  11. #2342
    Probably a Heather/Beej *** fic.
    — Beej [2016-04-18]
    Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
  12. #2341
    Dinosaurs aren't monkeys!
    — Heather [2016-04-18]
    Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
  13. #2340
    And now my leg day has become infected... as is often the result of leg day.
    — Paul [2016-04-18]
    Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
  14. #2339
    You got sequenced!
    — Paul [2016-04-18]
    Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
  15. #2338
    I had a full-sized hot-air balloon in my pants.
    — Paul [2016-04-18]
    Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis on Things on My Stream
  16. #2337
    It's not so big that I can't put it in my pants, though.
    — Paul [2016-04-18]
    Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis on Things on My Stream
  17. #2336
    Who knows what treasures you can find at your local Dicksmith!
    — Paul [2016-04-18]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  18. #2335
    Strong jaw line is not something usually associated with Pokemon.
    — Paul [2016-04-18]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  19. #2333
    Find & Replace: face, mace.
    — Cameron [2016-04-16]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Crossing the Streams
  20. #2332
    I can't... I can't Yoda.
    — Julie [2016-04-16]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Crossing the Streams
  21. #2331
    He's... currently alive? But that's changing... as it is changing for all of us, but for him it's changing faster.
    — Cameron [2016-04-16]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Crossing the Streams
  22. #2330
    By 'satyr' I meant 'gold dragon'. It is made of solid cash.
    — Cameron [2016-04-16]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Crossing the Streams
  23. #2329
    Huffington Post... that's where you put your mouth to someone's butthole and they fart, right?
    — Adam [2016-04-16]
    DARK SOULS III on Adam's Gamehaüs
  24. #2328
    Deep water means deep hurting!
    — Alex [2016-04-15]
    DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
  25. #2327
    Into the crabs! They're safer!
    — Liz [2016-04-15]
    DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE

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