Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#2384

Now stick the wheels on your butt!

— Ian [2016-04-26]
TerraTech on I, Horner
#2383

Beej has less discriminating tastes.

— Ian [2016-04-26]
Roundabout on I, Horner
#2382

I tried shooting it in the face... the face came at me.

— Alex [2016-04-26]
DARK SOULS III on IDDQDerp
#2381

I'm here because... it's my job.

— Alex [2016-04-26]
Pocket Card Jockey on IDDQDerp
#2380

I don't think the time gear made the cube rap.

— Cori [2016-04-25]
Bit! Boy! Arcade on Beej's Backlog
#2379

I don't have music in my heart, first of all.

— Cori [2016-04-25]
Bit! Boy! Arcade on Beej's Backlog
#2378

You can't fight bees.

— Cori [2016-04-25]
Fairune on Beej's Backlog
#2377

Game! I was trying to die and you let me level up?!

— Heather [2016-04-25]
Fairune on Beej's Backlog
#2376

I don't want to open you again.

— Cori [2016-04-25]
Fairune on Beej's Backlog
#2375

Can I fight the clouds?

— Cori [2016-04-25]
The Magic Hammer on Beej's Backlog
#2374

Are THESE old people?

— Cori [2016-04-25]
The Magic Hammer on Beej's Backlog
#2373

I still fit outdoors.

— Cori [2016-04-25]
The Magic Hammer on Beej's Backlog
#2372

I'm going to make your husband

— Cori, to Heather [2016-04-25]
The Magic Hammer on Beej's Backlog
#2371

I want that blue turd!

— Cori [2016-04-25]
The Denpa Men 3: The Rise of the Digitoll on Beej's Backlog
#2370

Yes, mystery man. Give me a horse ride.

— Cori [2016-04-25]
Pocket Card Jockey on Beej's Backlog
#2369

They're all perfectly-aligned to the wrong place. Well done, me.

— Paul [2016-04-25]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
#2368

Virus scan?! The worst! I hate virus scan!

— Paul [2016-04-25]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
#2367

Don't repo LRRbot. We like it.

— Paul [2016-04-25]
MtG AFK Setup on LRRtech
#2366

I'm probably doing everything wrong.

— Paul [2016-04-25]
MtG AFK Setup on LRRtech
#2365

Chat is hovering around 12%.

— Alex [2016-04-22]
Dark Souls 3 on Let's NOPE
#2364

*** you, candlestick!

— Alex [2016-04-22]
Dark Souls 3 on Let's NOPE
#2363

I'm a LITTLE uncomfortable at being invited to touch someone's inner darkness.

— Alex [2016-04-22]
Dark Souls 3 on Let's NOPE
#2362

Poke her in the pudge!

— Cameron [2016-04-22]
Dark Souls 3 on Let's NOPE
#2361

This is Cam's character. Let's erase it.

— Alex [2016-04-22]
Dark Souls 3 on Let's NOPE
#2360

We are viking! We are katana viking! We are someone's fetish.

— Cameron [2016-04-22]
Dark Souls 3 on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron