Quotes – LRRbot

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#2340

And now my leg day has become infected... as is often the result of leg day.

— Paul [2016-04-18]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
#2339

You got sequenced!

— Paul [2016-04-18]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
#2338

I had a full-sized hot-air balloon in my pants.

— Paul [2016-04-18]
Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis on Things on My Stream
#2337

It's not so big that I can't put it in my pants, though.

— Paul [2016-04-18]
Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis on Things on My Stream
#2336

Who knows what treasures you can find at your local Dicksmith!

— Paul [2016-04-18]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#2335

Strong jaw line is not something usually associated with Pokemon.

— Paul [2016-04-18]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#2333

Find & Replace: face, mace.

— Cameron [2016-04-16]
Dungeons & Dragons on Crossing the Streams
#2332

I can't... I can't Yoda.

— Julie [2016-04-16]
Dungeons & Dragons on Crossing the Streams
#2331

He's... currently alive? But that's changing... as it is changing for all of us, but for him it's changing faster.

— Cameron [2016-04-16]
Dungeons & Dragons on Crossing the Streams
#2330

By 'satyr' I meant 'gold dragon'. It is made of solid cash.

— Cameron [2016-04-16]
Dungeons & Dragons on Crossing the Streams
#2329

Huffington Post... that's where you put your mouth to someone's butthole and they fart, right?

— Adam [2016-04-16]
DARK SOULS III on Adam's Gamehaüs
#2328

Deep water means deep hurting!

— Alex [2016-04-15]
DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
#2327

Into the crabs! They're safer!

— Liz [2016-04-15]
DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
#2326

This fire sword is pretty hot stuff...

— Alex [2016-04-15]
DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
#2325

Whose bloodstain? Is it yours? It is now!

— Liz, as Alex gets attacked [2016-04-15]
DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
#2324

I'm juicin' too! Pizza!

— Liz [2016-04-15]
DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
#2323

We've got to be tight, but also loose... light?! yoose?!

— Alex [2016-04-15]
DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
#2322

I don't think you understand how holes work.

— Liz [2016-04-15]
DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
#2321

I get scared, so I start reading the screen.

— Liz [2016-04-15]
DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
#2320

I don't have to shame you. Chat will shame you.

— Liz [2016-04-15]
DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
#2319

Teabag his hat!

— Liz [2016-04-15]
DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
#2318

Don't touch anything. Don't touch anyone. I caught death from a pasty guy in a MLP t-shirt. Pale horse, pale rider.

— Cam [2016-04-15]
DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
#2317

That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now.

— Cameron [2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2316

You can pretend to bump fists with me by... bumping the Beej.

— Heather [2016-04-14]
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
#2315

Why would _I_ disappoint the Chat?

— Heather, to Beej [2016-04-14]
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog