Quotes – LRRbot

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#2502

Aww, I don't have quotes...

— Lars [2016-05-11]
XCOM 2 on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2501

You're not allowed to just blatantly cheat?!

— Paul [2016-05-11]
Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
#2500

Why is the Easter Bunny in prison?

— Paul [2016-05-11]
Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
#2499

Speaking of listy colons, maybe we should take a quick break.

— Paul [2016-05-11]
Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
#2498

Fudge Shark HAS to be the name of some deviant sexual act.

— Graham [2016-05-11]
Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
#2497

Do not want damp meat.

— Graham [2016-05-11]
Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
#2496

I can't spell morphine, but I can spell pterodactyl.

— Graham [2016-05-11]
Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
#2495

I bet MSPaint is a super cool guy.

— Paul [2016-05-11]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
#2494

Then, I'm going to let you lucky hit me... until your fist stops bleeding.

— Ian, to Cori [2016-05-10]
Shenmū II on I, Horner
#2493

Beej, you're killing me!

— Ian [2016-05-10]
Shenmū II on I, Horner
#2492

Stop being Canadian! You're Japanese!

— Ian [2016-05-10]
Shenmū II on I, Horner
#2491

Wow! I don't remember saying half these things!

— Ian [2016-05-10]
Shenmū II on I, Horner
#2490

You there, young child! I have feelings!

— Ian [2016-05-10]
Shenmū II on I, Horner
#2489

I only like children... Did I say that out loud?!

— Ian [2016-05-10]
Shenmū II on I, Horner
#2488

Yes! I am a trombone!

— Graham [2016-05-10]
Shenmū II on I, Horner
#2487

Cori's not a weeb like me.

— Ian [2016-05-10]
Shenmū II on I, Horner
#2486

I turned it off because it wasn't Star Trek anymore.

— Ian [2016-05-10]
Shenmū II on I, Horner
#2485

Beverly Hills isn't a person.

— Cori [2016-05-10]
Shenmū II on I, Horner
#2484

We're just this white.

— Cori [2016-05-10]
Shenmū II on I, Horner
#2483

This is our final form.

— Cori [2016-05-10]
Shenmū II on I, Horner
#2482

We do not mind if you change that while we are broadcasting.

— Graham [2016-05-10]
Half-Life 2: SMOD on IDDQDerp
#2481

I'm still dying, by the way... I haven't finished dying.

— Alex [2016-05-10]
Half-Life 2: SMOD on IDDQDerp
#2480

I feel so healthy now. Full of man. Full of long pig.

— Alex [2016-05-10]
Half-Life 2: SMOD on IDDQDerp
#2479

Bullets... and pain.

— Alex [2016-05-10]
Half-Life 2: SMOD on IDDQDerp
#2478

I am a magical girl. I'm the best magical girl. Mahou Shoujo Freeman-chan.

— Alex [2016-05-10]
Half-Life 2: SMOD on IDDQDerp