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  1. #2195
    What I really want is an N64 controller... because I have 3 arms.
    — Paul [2016-03-28]
  2. #2194
    What the hell is local streaming?
    — Graham [2016-03-28]
  3. #2193
    Rhythm Tuesday: We tried.
    — Heather [2016-03-27]
  4. #2192
    Keep pushing!
    — Ian [2016-03-27]
  5. #2191
    You need to survive the frog.
    — Ian [2016-03-27]
  6. #2190
    I am not a lizard man.
    — Ian [2016-03-27]
  7. #2189
    If you're going to quote me, at least use the right term.
    — Ian [2016-03-27]
  8. #2188
    Where in the body does the rocket gantry exist?
    — Ian [2016-03-27]
  9. #2187
    Or "Not Cori"... I will also accept "Not Beej" and "Not Ian"...
    — Heather [2016-03-27]
  10. #2186
    What type of turducken are we DOING?!
    — Heather [2016-03-27]
  11. #2185
    Get past the frog and into the chicken.
    — Ian [2016-03-27]
  12. #2184
    Hot tip from PaRappa the Rapper: Do not *** in your gas tank.
    — Ian [2016-03-27]
  13. #2182
    That.
  14. #2181
    Nobody wants a relationship cake!
    — Heather [2016-03-27]
  15. #2180
    There were ants, but now there's wings! There's winged ants in the stream, Ian!
    — Heather [2016-03-27]
  16. #2179
    You're gonna jack the stream? That's dangerous, Ian!
    — Heather [2016-03-27]
  17. #2178
    When you're as humble and great as I am, you don't have to say anything.
    — Kenji [2016-03-26]
  18. #2177
    Did you know that Twitch Chat is a Level 3 Judge?
    — Jimmy Wong [2016-03-26]
  19. #2176
    I should give more credit to 6-year-olds.
    — Jimmy [2016-03-26]
  20. #2175
    Limbs!
    — Elantris [2016-03-26]
  21. #2174
    All I know is that it's risky dingos.
    — Graham [2016-03-26]
  22. #2173
    The continuing adventures of 'Land, Pass'
    — Graham [2016-03-26]
  23. #2172
    I'm here because I'm beautiful.
    — Cameron [2016-03-26]
  24. #2171
    I mean, it was chat lethal like 18 turns ago.
    — Graham [2016-03-26]
  25. #2170
    You can't hug the moon without it hugging back.
    — Cameron [2016-03-26]

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