Quotes – LRRbot

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#1935

Utter toilets!

— Heather [2016-02-22]
#1934

It's really hard to shoot God with his Butterfrees! When did he become a Pokémon trainer?

— Heather [2016-02-22]
#1933

You WILL have to shoot God at some point.

— Cori [2016-02-22]
#1932

Don't touch the little ones you don't want to touch.

— Cori [2016-02-22]
#1931

Just... trust Satan.

— Cori [2016-02-22]
#1930

Satan's so adorable!

— Cori [2016-02-22]
#1929

Satan Touch's Keep?

— Heather [2016-02-22]
#1928

We raise the roof. The roof is on fire. Now we stop raising the roof.

— Cori [2016-02-22]
#1927

We're going to experience Beej.

— Cori and Heather [2016-02-22]
#1926

I hate when I lock the garbage pan.

— Heather [2016-02-22]
#1925

I'm not sure my soul's compatible with the PC.

— Heather [2016-02-22]
#1924

That guy has great taste in reading materials... so we steal them and make him think he's going insane!

— Paul [2016-02-22]
#1923

I'm looking for old guys...

— Paul [2016-02-22]
#1922

Oh... kay... I summoned a weird guy...

— Paul [2016-02-22]
#1921

LRRcon 5 confirmed? Nice. I'm super-excited about that.

— Paul [2016-02-22]
#1920

I cant hear you over how much we blew up and drowned.

— Alex [2016-02-20]
#1919

Oh look, I found a cloud of creepers, yeah

— Cori [2016-02-20]
#1918

There didn't used to be a hole there

— Cori [2016-02-20]
#1916

Cori, Cori, hey Cori, there is something on my face, could you wack it off?"

— Alex [2016-02-20]
#1914

"Where are you, Alex?" "Uh, in trouble."

— James and Alex [2016-02-20]
#1913

Minecraft make you behave.... strangely

— Alex [2016-02-20]
#1911

You didn't know what the cake was? Will you just accept anything that Alex sticks inside of your mouth?

— Compleatly [2016-02-20]
#1910

I was not expecting a baby head of THAT magnitude.

— Cori [2016-02-19]
#1909

Am I gaslighting MYSELF?

— Alex [2016-02-19]
#1908

It got flat.

— Cori [2016-02-19]