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#2304

No, seriously... why is my groin burning? This is worse than prom.

— Cameron [2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2303

Our weird *** got through it.

— Cameron [2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2302

I didn't know we were going to get Ornstein as our first enemy.

— Cameron [2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2301

Having been successful once, I've pretty much figured this out.

— Paul [2016-04-13]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
#2300

Your FACE is spreading...

— Paul [2016-04-13]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
#2299

Clearly, I'm not normal.

— Paul [2016-04-13]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
#2298

I wish I could download more health... and download more energy... that'd be great.

— Paul [2016-04-13]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
#2297

Chat can't help you HERE! Nothing can help you here...

— Ian [2016-04-12]
Strawberry Cubes on I, Horner
#2296

Touching skulls is OK.

— Ian [2016-04-12]
Strawberry Cubes on I, Horner
#2295

F... colon... chicken... 8 2...

— Ian [2016-04-12]
Strawberry Cubes on I, Horner
#2294

The I is for Ian. U is for Ian, too.

— Ian [2016-04-12]
Strawberry Cubes on I, Horner
#2293

On a Mac... on a Mac... NORMAL things happen when pressing the meta keys...

— Ian [2016-04-12]
Strawberry Cubes on I, Horner
#2292

Let's play 'Boot up the computer'... That's a fun game...

— Ian [2016-04-12]
Strawberry Cubes on I, Horner
#2291

X makes... fucky.

— Ian [2016-04-12]
Strawberry Cubes on I, Horner
#2290

What's the... how do I... game?

— Ian [2016-04-12]
Strawberry Cubes on I, Horner
#2289

You CHOSE $4...

— Cori [2016-04-12]
Royals on I, Horner
#2288

I USED to remember my credit card number...

— Ian [2016-04-12]
Royals on I, Horner
#2287

God! I'm almost to REAL-TIME!

— Ian [2016-04-12]
Royals on I, Horner
#2286

This game is ANUS!

— Ian [2016-04-12]
Royals on I, Horner
#2285

I was in the ROOF?!

— Cori [2016-04-12]
Memory of a Broken Dimension on I, Horner
#2284

I want to live inside of that smell!

— Kate [2016-04-12]
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Clear Sky on IDDQDerp
#2282

I don't think I have enough entrails for that.

— Paul [2016-04-11]
Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis on Things on My Stream
#2281

That's more better... except it isn't.

— Paul [2016-04-11]
Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis on Things on My Stream
#2280

Orange Pekot Calibrations.

— Graham [2016-04-11]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#2279

'I should mute my watch' is a phrase I'm still not used to saying.

— Graham [2016-04-11]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus