Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#2469
Why do my legs always get infected?
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Paul
[2016-05-09]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
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#2468
Are you optimizing viruses?
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Paul
[2016-05-09]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
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#2467
Maybe you won't have resting evil face, Penelope?
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Kathleen
[2016-05-09]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
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#2466
I don't want to ACTUALLY be a vampire... because they don't exist.
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Kathleen
[2016-05-09]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
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#2465
I accept your better-manhood.
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Cameron
[2016-05-07]
Overwatch on Video Games with Video James
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#2464
You just wave shotguns at people and they explode!
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Cameron
[2016-05-07]
Overwatch on Video Games with Video James
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#2463
Eat my ass.
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Graham
[2016-05-07]
DARK SOULS III on Adam's Gamehaüs
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#2462
I won't punch the air. That seems dangerous.
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Alex
[2016-05-06]
Demon's Souls on Let's NOPE
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#2461
Don't kill the air, please. Do not kill the air.
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Graham,
singing
[2016-05-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#2460
And then it just LIVES... and that's all that happens.
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Graham
[2016-05-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#2459
I like the lrrHAM going! Let's lrrHAM go, everybody! Let's go to lrrHAM -ville!
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Graham
[2016-05-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#2458
Wank!
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Graham
[2016-05-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#2457
It's got the mens.
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James
[2016-05-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#2456
Our decklist is a surprise... because it's terrible.
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Graham
[2016-05-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#2455
Never give a ghost morphine.
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Paul
[2016-05-04]
Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
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#2454
Oh yeah... you have a blue whale in your backpack.
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Paul
[2016-05-04]
Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
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#2453
It's fightin' cheese!
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Paul
[2016-05-04]
Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
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#2452
He just saw morphine on the ground and he ate it.
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Paul
[2016-05-04]
Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
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#2451
I can't THROW a moose.
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Graham
[2016-05-04]
Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
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#2450
Buttery fire alarm...
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Graham
[2016-05-04]
Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
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#2449
'You just deleted God?' I didn't delete Him. I threw Him in the garbage can.
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Graham
[2016-05-04]
Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
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#2448
Brushing your teeth doesn't solve a toothache.
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Paul
[2016-05-04]
Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
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#2447
I am French!
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Ian
[2016-05-03]
Katamari Damacy on I, Horner
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#2446
Sushi's not making me swole?
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Ian
[2016-05-03]
Katamari Damacy on I, Horner
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#2445
Katamari: Why Would You Put...?
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Cori
[2016-05-03]
Katamari Damacy on I, Horner
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