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  1. #2266
    It sounds like Alex stubbed his... body... on something?
    — Graham [2016-04-07]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  2. #2265
    You know what? It's 'shoes-off' time. That's what's happening here.
    — Cameron [2016-04-06]
    XCOM 2 on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  3. #2264
    Just LOOKING at you makes me angry!
    — Cameron [2016-04-06]
    XCOM 2 on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  4. #2263
    This guy sleeps with his flamethrower...
    — Paul [2016-04-06]
    Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
  5. #2262
    Oh man, now I want to get all mixed up with cookies!
    — Graham [2016-04-06]
    Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
  6. #2261
    The party is the thing that I do with other people.
    — Heather [2016-04-05]
    Hyrule Warriors on Heather's Handhelds
  7. #2260
    Give me face.
    — Beej [2016-04-04]
    Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
  8. #2259
    They're putting French in his mouth at some points.
    — Beej [2016-04-04]
    Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
  9. #2258
    Now I have a cup of LAVA in my pants!
    — Paul [2016-04-04]
    Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis on Things on My Stream
  10. #2257
    That movie may have been Naked Gun, which is probably not the best movie to go to for combat advice.
    — Paul [2016-04-04]
    Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis on Things on My Stream
  11. #2256
    Humans just gotta git gud.
    — Paul [2016-04-04]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  12. #2255
    I like damp cake.
    — Ian [2016-04-02]
    Quiplash on Crossing the Streams
  13. #2254
    Crocodiles are into some sick shit.
    — Beej [2016-04-02]
    Quiplash on Crossing the Streams
  14. #2253
    I like my... penis...
    — Ian [2016-04-02]
    Quiplash on Crossing the Streams
  15. #2252
    You're not supposed to have a urethra.
    — Beej [2016-04-02]
    Quiplash on Crossing the Streams
  16. #2251
    Kathleen gets going balls deep.
    — Ian [2016-04-02]
    Quiplash on Crossing the Streams
  17. #2250
    I've got diabeetus in my weenus!
    — Ian [2016-04-02]
    Quiplash on Crossing the Streams
  18. #2249
    Toronto is Canada's anus, man. Everyone knows that.
    — Adam [2016-04-02]
    Salt and Sanctuary on Adam's Gamehaüs
  19. #2248
    Are YOU the minerals?
    — Graham [2016-04-01]
    X-17 on Watch and Play
  20. #2247
    The Shitty on the Edge of Forever.
    — Graham [2016-04-01]
    X-17 on Watch and Play
  21. #2246
    I'm going to place it in the brown in a minute.
    — Alex [2016-04-01]
    X-17 on Watch and Play
  22. #2244
    Since when has this ever had GAMEPLAY?!
    — Graham, regarding X-17 [2016-04-01]
    X-17 on Watch and Play
  23. #2243
    That's not on purpose... that's just incompetent!
    — Alex [2016-04-01]
    X-17 on Watch and Play
  24. #2242
    Give me the sub-ocean!
    — Alex [2016-04-01]
    X-17 on Watch and Play
  25. #2240
    I think I'm not enough man for that.
    — Beej [2016-04-01]
    X-17 on Watch and Play

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