Quotes – LRRbot

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#2169

I didn't get to explode you...

— Elantris [2016-03-26]
#2168

My deck curves out at 7, so I put in 8 lands to be safe.

— Cameron [2016-03-26]
#2167

Does it have lifelink? No? Then I don't care.

— Marshall [2016-03-26]
#2166

Please don't play 41 cards, it hurts my feelings.

— Marshall [2016-03-26]
#2165

I lrrEFF ing hate freedom...

— Alex [2016-03-25]
#2164

Radiation for everyone!

— Serge [2016-03-25]
#2163

Dix, they think you're an old man.

— Serge [2016-03-25]
#2162

Land pubes!

— Alex [2016-03-25]
#2160

I've realized how ugly you are.

— Serge [2016-03-25]
#2159

lrrEFF off Java! Get the lrrEFF off my stream!

— Alex [2016-03-25]
#2158

If you touch any, you acquire floating-ass box.

— Alex [2016-03-25]
#2157

Kick, block, punch. Duck, duck, turn.

— Alex [2016-03-25]
#2156

We die first, THEN lose our intelligence.

— Alex [2016-03-25]
#2155

Children are not eligible for Amazon Prime.

— Graham [2016-03-24]
#2154

Now that we're married, Graham, we can have sex, right?

— Kathleen [2016-03-24]
#2153

I'm just going to pump because HUR DER why not?

— Graham [2016-03-24]
#2152

Hey everybody. Graham Stark here. I don't know how cards work. Vote for me to win on Saturday!

— Graham [2016-03-24]
#2151

I just rolled over that dog.

— Ben Soileau [2016-03-24]
#2150

Did I just not go left?

— Alex [2016-03-08]
#2149

I miss Dr. Breen.

— Cameron [2016-03-23]
#2148

I made him put on pants because it made me feel funny.

— Cameron [2016-03-23]
#2147

I don't... want... a pit?

— Graham [2016-03-23]
#2146

Be careful. He's going to make juice.

— Paul [2016-03-23]
#2145

If you say *everything* you're bound to be right.

— Graham [2016-03-23]
#2144

I don't SEE wars...

— Graham [2016-03-23]