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  1. #2341
    Dinosaurs aren't monkeys!
    — Heather [2016-04-18]
    Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
  2. #2340
    And now my leg day has become infected... as is often the result of leg day.
    — Paul [2016-04-18]
    Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
  3. #2339
    You got sequenced!
    — Paul [2016-04-18]
    Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
  4. #2338
    I had a full-sized hot-air balloon in my pants.
    — Paul [2016-04-18]
    Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis on Things on My Stream
  5. #2337
    It's not so big that I can't put it in my pants, though.
    — Paul [2016-04-18]
    Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis on Things on My Stream
  6. #2336
    Who knows what treasures you can find at your local Dicksmith!
    — Paul [2016-04-18]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  7. #2335
    Strong jaw line is not something usually associated with Pokemon.
    — Paul [2016-04-18]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  8. #2333
    Find & Replace: face, mace.
    — Cameron [2016-04-16]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Crossing the Streams
  9. #2332
    I can't... I can't Yoda.
    — Julie [2016-04-16]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Crossing the Streams
  10. #2331
    He's... currently alive? But that's changing... as it is changing for all of us, but for him it's changing faster.
    — Cameron [2016-04-16]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Crossing the Streams
  11. #2330
    By 'satyr' I meant 'gold dragon'. It is made of solid cash.
    — Cameron [2016-04-16]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Crossing the Streams
  12. #2329
    Huffington Post... that's where you put your mouth to someone's butthole and they fart, right?
    — Adam [2016-04-16]
    DARK SOULS III on Adam's Gamehaüs
  13. #2328
    Deep water means deep hurting!
    — Alex [2016-04-15]
    DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
  14. #2327
    Into the crabs! They're safer!
    — Liz [2016-04-15]
    DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
  15. #2326
    This fire sword is pretty hot stuff...
    — Alex [2016-04-15]
    DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
  16. #2325
    Whose bloodstain? Is it yours? It is now!
    — Liz, as Alex gets attacked [2016-04-15]
    DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
  17. #2324
    I'm juicin' too! Pizza!
    — Liz [2016-04-15]
    DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
  18. #2323
    We've got to be tight, but also loose... light?! yoose?!
    — Alex [2016-04-15]
    DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
  19. #2322
    I don't think you understand how holes work.
    — Liz [2016-04-15]
    DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
  20. #2321
    I get scared, so I start reading the screen.
    — Liz [2016-04-15]
    DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
  21. #2320
    I don't have to shame you. Chat will shame you.
    — Liz [2016-04-15]
    DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
  22. #2319
    Teabag his hat!
    — Liz [2016-04-15]
    DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
  23. #2318
    Don't touch anything. Don't touch anyone. I caught death from a pasty guy in a MLP t-shirt. Pale horse, pale rider.
    — Cam [2016-04-15]
    DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
  24. #2317
    That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now.
    — Cameron [2016-04-13]
    DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  25. #2316
    You can pretend to bump fists with me by... bumping the Beej.
    — Heather [2016-04-14]
    Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog