Quotes – LRRbot

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#2206

There's a fetish for that.

— Heather [2016-03-28]
#2205

All of my quotes are about toilets.

— Cori [2016-03-28]
#2204

Why do you have water in your lungs, Hodor?!

— Cori [2016-03-28]
#2203

We can say words, I guess.

— Cori [2016-03-28]
#2202

Unfortunately, Beej's back has logged.

— Paul [2016-03-28]
#2201

The X is shooting at me!

— Paul [2016-03-28]
#2200

I'll jam a parrot in it!

— Paul [2016-03-28]
#2199

I get all of my information from strangely-intelligent parrots.

— Paul [2016-03-28]
#2198

Men who are not men? Women?

— Paul [2016-03-28]
#2197

I'm disappointed that it's fixed.

— Paul [2016-03-28]
#2196

Things that are different are bad.

— Paul [2016-03-28]
#2195

What I really want is an N64 controller... because I have 3 arms.

— Paul [2016-03-28]
#2194

What the hell is local streaming?

— Graham [2016-03-28]
#2193

Rhythm Tuesday: We tried.

— Heather [2016-03-27]
#2192

Keep pushing!

— Ian [2016-03-27]
#2191

You need to survive the frog.

— Ian [2016-03-27]
#2190

I am not a lizard man.

— Ian [2016-03-27]
#2189

If you're going to quote me, at least use the right term.

— Ian [2016-03-27]
#2188

Where in the body does the rocket gantry exist?

— Ian [2016-03-27]
#2187

Or "Not Cori"... I will also accept "Not Beej" and "Not Ian"...

— Heather [2016-03-27]
#2186

What type of turducken are we DOING?!

— Heather [2016-03-27]
#2185

Get past the frog and into the chicken.

— Ian [2016-03-27]
#2184

Hot tip from PaRappa the Rapper: Do not *** in your gas tank.

— Ian [2016-03-27]
#2182

That.
#2181

Nobody wants a relationship cake!

— Heather [2016-03-27]