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  1. #2233
    Translator's note: Dream Void means Ass.
    — Alex and Graham [2016-04-01]
    Locked-In Syndrome on Watch and Play
  2. #2232
    In my dream void... so my ass.
    — Alex [2016-04-01]
    Locked-In Syndrome on Watch and Play
  3. #2231
    Alley ... fuck?
    — Alex [2016-04-01]
    Locked-In Syndrome on Watch and Play
  4. #2230
    This jumping puzzle is about consumerism!
    — Alex [2016-04-01]
    Locked-In Syndrome on Watch and Play
  5. #2229
    Who's a puffy hog?
    — Alex [2016-04-01]
    Locked-In Syndrome on Watch and Play
  6. #2228
    Stoners get piped!
    — Alex [2016-04-01]
    Locked-In Syndrome on Watch and Play
  7. #2227
    These ones don't seem... AAH! WHY?
    — Graham [2016-04-01]
    Locked-In Syndrome on Watch and Play
  8. #2226
    *belch* Yeah, I'm lrrEFF ing adorable.
    — Cameron [2016-03-30]
  9. #2225
    Why can't you get your OWN material?
    — Adam, to James [2016-03-31]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  10. #2224
    I'm an idiot, James.
    — Adam [2016-03-31]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  11. #2223
    Doorbell? Doorbell? Hey, everyone. We have a doorbell!
    — Graham [2016-03-31]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  12. #2222
    It's silly.
    — Cameron, on Bitcoin [2016-03-31]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  13. #2221
    It's longer than usual.
    — Graham [2016-03-31]
    Hyper Light Drifter on Video Games with Video James
  14. #2220
    What can't you do with a second butthole
    — Cameron [2016-03-30]
    Dark Souls on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  15. #2219
    Good God man! Don't highlight that! People can Google my name and I'm looking for a job!
    — Cameron [2016-03-30]
    Dark Souls on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  16. #2218
    Man... Chat... You're being totally helpful today. What's up?
    — Cameron [2016-03-30]
    Dark Souls on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  17. #2217
    I'm going to die here. It's going to be your fault, Chat. I don't know why it's going to be your fault, but I'm comfortable believing that.
    — Cameron [2016-03-30]
    Dark Souls on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  18. #2216
    I am a magical girl. I am an animes. *beat* You may call me a magical girl, but you can tell from the amount of damage I'm doing that I'm ACTUALLY cosplaying as a Mack truck.
    — Cameron [2016-03-30]
    Dark Souls on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  19. #2215
    You have to put 8 nerdlets together to make 1 nerd.
    — Paul [2016-03-30]
    Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
  20. #2214
    Whoever plays the least golf wins.
    — Paul [2016-03-30]
    Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
  21. #2213
    I'll only play with Beej from now on.
    — Ian [2016-03-29]
    Shenmū II on I, Horner
  22. #2212
    I like spinning birds.
    — Ian [2016-03-29]
    Samorost 3 on IDDQDerp
  23. #2211
    I COMPLETELY forgot what I just looked at.
    — Alex [2016-03-29]
    Samorost 3 on IDDQDerp
  24. #2210
    I feel like I've just had a religious experience
    — Alex, regarding Saint Termite [2016-03-29]
    Samorost 3 on IDDQDerp
  25. #2209
    I've never been so happy to be confused out of my mind.
    — Alex [2016-03-29]
    Samorost 3 on IDDQDerp