Quotes – LRRbot

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#1877

Is there such a thing as brutalist graffiti?

— Cori [2016-02-16]
#1876

In the back of my mind, I always had the suspicion that there were dead bodies in an ice cream van. Now I know.

— Paul [2016-02-17]
#1875

You can't drive the truck up the stairs.

— Graham [2016-02-17]
#1873

I don't want bedbugs. Bedbugs suck.

— Paul [2016-02-17]
#1872

If everyone could just stop *** with shit... I'd really appreciate it.

— Graham [2016-02-17]
#1871

The sun is hauling ass!

— Graham [2016-02-17]
#1870

I don't care about crimes.

— Graham [2016-02-17]
#1869

Don't strum the baby!

— Heather [2016-02-17]
#1868

ARE YOU LISTENING TO THE _CHAT_?!

— Cori [2016-02-16]
#1867

If you spray paint them enough in the face, I'm sure they'll die.

— Ben [2016-02-16]
#1866

I've got inveepadeepbeepbeep frames!

— Ben [2016-02-16]
#1865

It's super shitty! I love it!

— Ian [2016-02-16]
#1864

What are you MADE out of?

— Cori [2016-02-16]
#1863

I get to see your dick on any of these cars.

— Ben [2016-02-16]
#1862

If now's not the time to take pictures of smoke dongs, when *is* the time?

— Ian [2016-02-16]
#1861

Oh God! I can see his brain! It's in his head!

— Alex [2016-02-16]
#1860

This is my anti-social zone.

— Heather [2016-02-16]
#1859

Just doing some light tubin'... oh wait, I have to do it from the front.

— Heather [2016-02-16]
#1858

Not sure I could recommend what Kirby's showing off.

— Heather [2016-02-16]
#1857

I DIDN'T WANNA BE A NINJA ANYWAY! ... totally wanted to be a ninja.

— Heather [2016-02-16]
#1856

I'm going to dismantle the Moonbase.

— Ben [2016-02-15]
#1855

It's the same way you think your life is actually important in some way.

— Elliott [2016-02-15]
#1854

Just go without any sort of planning.

— Elliott [2016-02-15]
#1853

I think you're OK. [...] I'm glad that ended up being true.

— Heather [2016-02-15]
#1852

Clearly, they hate the children!

— Elliott [2016-02-15]