Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#2224

I'm an idiot, James.

— Adam [2016-03-31]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#2223

Doorbell? Doorbell? Hey, everyone. We have a doorbell!

— Graham [2016-03-31]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#2222

It's silly.

— Cameron, on Bitcoin [2016-03-31]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#2221

It's longer than usual.

— Graham [2016-03-31]
Hyper Light Drifter on Video Games with Video James
#2220

What can't you do with a second butthole

— Cameron [2016-03-30]
Dark Souls on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2219

Good God man! Don't highlight that! People can Google my name and I'm looking for a job!

— Cameron [2016-03-30]
Dark Souls on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2218

Man... Chat... You're being totally helpful today. What's up?

— Cameron [2016-03-30]
Dark Souls on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2217

I'm going to die here. It's going to be your fault, Chat. I don't know why it's going to be your fault, but I'm comfortable believing that.

— Cameron [2016-03-30]
Dark Souls on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2216

I am a magical girl. I am an animes. *beat* You may call me a magical girl, but you can tell from the amount of damage I'm doing that I'm ACTUALLY cosplaying as a Mack truck.

— Cameron [2016-03-30]
Dark Souls on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2215

You have to put 8 nerdlets together to make 1 nerd.

— Paul [2016-03-30]
Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
#2214

Whoever plays the least golf wins.

— Paul [2016-03-30]
Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
#2213

I'll only play with Beej from now on.

— Ian [2016-03-29]
Shenmū II on I, Horner
#2212

I like spinning birds.

— Ian [2016-03-29]
Samorost 3 on IDDQDerp
#2211

I COMPLETELY forgot what I just looked at.

— Alex [2016-03-29]
Samorost 3 on IDDQDerp
#2210

I feel like I've just had a religious experience

— Alex, regarding Saint Termite [2016-03-29]
Samorost 3 on IDDQDerp
#2209

I've never been so happy to be confused out of my mind.

— Alex [2016-03-29]
Samorost 3 on IDDQDerp
#2208

I ship it?

— Alex [2016-03-29]
Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam on Heather's Handhelds
#2207

I'm not going to hurt him, I'm just going to win.

— Cori [2016-03-28]
#2206

There's a fetish for that.

— Heather [2016-03-28]
#2205

All of my quotes are about toilets.

— Cori [2016-03-28]
#2204

Why do you have water in your lungs, Hodor?!

— Cori [2016-03-28]
#2203

We can say words, I guess.

— Cori [2016-03-28]
#2202

Unfortunately, Beej's back has logged.

— Paul [2016-03-28]
#2201

The X is shooting at me!

— Paul [2016-03-28]
#2200

I'll jam a parrot in it!

— Paul [2016-03-28]