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#2399

I can never keep sticks straight.

— Cameron [2016-04-27]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2398

That sucks! I don't like to be wrong about things.

— Paul [2016-04-27]
Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
#2397

I hate it when I have a bum grunt.

— Paul [2016-04-27]
Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
#2396

I had no part in that and I could not save her. Ooh! Soda!

— Graham [2016-04-27]
Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
#2395

Being nano-terrorized seems to me to be like a very small amount of terrorism. It's like a mild inconvenience.

— Paul [2016-04-27]
Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
#2394

So it WAS terrorism, but it was you. Awkward...

— Paul [2016-04-27]
Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
#2393

I can't argue with a YouTube video.

— Paul [2016-04-27]
Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
#2392

Oops! I Aquinased!

— Graham [2016-04-27]
Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
#2391

I meet a lot of people in vents. Can you be more specific?

— Paul [2016-04-27]
Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
#2390

It's a watching simulator.

— Ian, regarding Kill La Kill [2016-04-26]
TerraTech on I, Horner
#2389

You're making things come out!

— Ian [2016-04-26]
TerraTech on I, Horner
#2388

Deliver to the suck machine!

— Ian [2016-04-26]
TerraTech on I, Horner
#2387

Wreck... lrrEFF !

— Ian [2016-04-26]
TerraTech on I, Horner
#2386

We're rollin' on top!

— Cori [2016-04-26]
TerraTech on I, Horner
#2385

Put... on... back... butt.

— Ian
TerraTech on I, Horner
#2384

Now stick the wheels on your butt!

— Ian [2016-04-26]
TerraTech on I, Horner
#2383

Beej has less discriminating tastes.

— Ian [2016-04-26]
Roundabout on I, Horner
#2382

I tried shooting it in the face... the face came at me.

— Alex [2016-04-26]
DARK SOULS III on IDDQDerp
#2381

I'm here because... it's my job.

— Alex [2016-04-26]
Pocket Card Jockey on IDDQDerp
#2380

I don't think the time gear made the cube rap.

— Cori [2016-04-25]
Bit! Boy! Arcade on Beej's Backlog
#2379

I don't have music in my heart, first of all.

— Cori [2016-04-25]
Bit! Boy! Arcade on Beej's Backlog
#2378

You can't fight bees.

— Cori [2016-04-25]
Fairune on Beej's Backlog
#2377

Game! I was trying to die and you let me level up?!

— Heather [2016-04-25]
Fairune on Beej's Backlog
#2376

I don't want to open you again.

— Cori [2016-04-25]
Fairune on Beej's Backlog
#2375

Can I fight the clouds?

— Cori [2016-04-25]
The Magic Hammer on Beej's Backlog