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  1. #2377
    Game! I was trying to die and you let me level up?!
    — Heather [2016-04-25]
    Fairune on Beej's Backlog
  2. #2376
    I don't want to open you again.
    — Cori [2016-04-25]
    Fairune on Beej's Backlog
  3. #2375
    Can I fight the clouds?
    — Cori [2016-04-25]
    The Magic Hammer on Beej's Backlog
  4. #2374
    Are THESE old people?
    — Cori [2016-04-25]
    The Magic Hammer on Beej's Backlog
  5. #2373
    I still fit outdoors.
    — Cori [2016-04-25]
    The Magic Hammer on Beej's Backlog
  6. #2372
    I'm going to make your husband
    — Cori, to Heather [2016-04-25]
    The Magic Hammer on Beej's Backlog
  7. #2371
    I want that blue turd!
    — Cori [2016-04-25]
    The Denpa Men 3: The Rise of the Digitoll on Beej's Backlog
  8. #2370
    Yes, mystery man. Give me a horse ride.
    — Cori [2016-04-25]
    Pocket Card Jockey on Beej's Backlog
  9. #2369
    They're all perfectly-aligned to the wrong place. Well done, me.
    — Paul [2016-04-25]
    Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
  10. #2368
    Virus scan?! The worst! I hate virus scan!
    — Paul [2016-04-25]
    Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
  11. #2367
    Don't repo LRRbot. We like it.
    — Paul [2016-04-25]
    MtG AFK Setup on LRRtech
  12. #2366
    I'm probably doing everything wrong.
    — Paul [2016-04-25]
    MtG AFK Setup on LRRtech
  13. #2365
    Chat is hovering around 12%.
    — Alex [2016-04-22]
    Dark Souls 3 on Let's NOPE
  14. #2364
    *** you, candlestick!
    — Alex [2016-04-22]
    Dark Souls 3 on Let's NOPE
  15. #2363
    I'm a LITTLE uncomfortable at being invited to touch someone's inner darkness.
    — Alex [2016-04-22]
    Dark Souls 3 on Let's NOPE
  16. #2362
    Poke her in the pudge!
    — Cameron [2016-04-22]
    Dark Souls 3 on Let's NOPE
  17. #2361
    This is Cam's character. Let's erase it.
    — Alex [2016-04-22]
    Dark Souls 3 on Let's NOPE
  18. #2360
    We are viking! We are katana viking! We are someone's fetish.
    — Cameron [2016-04-22]
    Dark Souls 3 on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  19. #2359
    Should we rawdog the karate sword
    — Cam [2016-04-20]
    DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  20. #2357
    The last thing we would want here at LoadingReadyRun is to make things silly.
    — Paul [2016-04-20]
    Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
  21. #2356
    You can't fire part of a rocket. It's either a rocket or it isn't.
    — Paul [2016-04-20]
    Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
  22. #2355
    I can't leave the way I came in: there's a badly-mapped texture up there.
    — Graham [2016-04-20]
    Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
  23. #2354
    The flying saucer people have done this before.
    — Graham [2016-04-20]
    None on GPLP
  24. #2353
    You're not a machine, Cori.
    — Ian [2016-04-19]
    Roundabout on I, Horner
  25. #2352
    I want it. I'm people.
    — Cori [2016-04-19]
    Roundabout on I, Horner