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#2118

Why did he explode? WHY DID YOUR FRIEND EXPLODE?!

— Alex [2016-03-17]
#2117

Oh good! A named enemy!

— Alex [2016-03-17]
#2116

Many people find it stressful to have one boss... much less an entire group of people telling them what to do.

— Alex [2016-03-17]
#2115

Assassination just don't pay like it used to.

— Paul [2016-03-16]
#2114

Seek your butt!

— Graham [2016-03-16]
#2113

Neurotoxin isn't going to work on a robot.

— Paul [2016-03-16]
#2112

Well, we just killed that guy so we can poop in his bathroom.

— Graham [2016-03-16]
#2111

They're like binoculars that you kill people with!

— Paul [2016-03-16]
#2110

Penelope, the Internet is a dark place. Never go there.

— Graham [2016-03-16]
#2109

Press F to blow up.

— Graham [2016-03-16]
#2108

It can't see through glass.

— Paul [2016-03-16]
#2107

Butt Domination! That's also illegal in many places, but some people are into that.

— Paul [2016-03-16]
#2106

The maximum resolution is...a dumb one.

— Graham [2016-03-16]
#2105

Wow... It's the Internet... OK, I don't want to talk to you anyway...

— Graham [2016-03-16]
#2104

We're going to spend this whole time looking at garbage, FYI.

— Alex [2016-03-15]
#2103

WHEN YOU'RE GOING THROUGH HELL, KEEP GOING!

— Beej [2016-03-14]
#2102

Yes, I'm covered in faeries!

— Paul [2016-03-14]
#2101

Yay! We found gold in the graveyard! In the form of somebody's teeth!

— Paul [2016-03-14]
#2100

Why am I attacking this thing that is my only means of support?

— Paul [2016-03-14]
#2099

We've got a serious case of the beeps. Meat beeps.

— Paul [2016-03-14]
#2098

OK, that plan isn't working. I've determined that by dying 10 times.

— Paul [2016-03-14]
#2097

That's me there, tickling myself on the chin.

— Paul [2016-03-14]
#2096

You don't get to just make up new echelons!

— Paul [2016-03-14]
#2095

She dances like I do!

— Ian [2016-03-13]
#2094

It's been a while since I've looked up the female Ronald McDonald.

— Heather [2016-03-13]