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  1. #1826
    Would you like to be the kiwi being *** by a watermelon?
    — Ben [2016-02-15]
  2. #1825
    You get to be wrong.
    — Heather [2016-02-15]
  3. #1824
    You can taste my green asshole.
    — Beej [2016-02-15]
  4. #1823
    I know all my watermelons are twice as big as me.
    — Heather [2016-02-15]
  5. #1822
    You were discovering girls.
    — Beej [2016-02-15]
  6. #1821
    Everything went to Hell when the dick pics were set loose.
    — Ben [2016-02-15]
  7. #1820
    Some immersion-ruining might be good for him.
    — Heather [2016-02-15]
  8. #1819
    Wakey, wakey, hands off snakey... hands ON snakey is what I really want.
    — Paul [2016-02-15]
  9. #1818
    It's hidden behind my LIFE! That's not very fair.
    — Paul [2016-02-15]
  10. #1817
    And someone else who used their real name: murderfacemurderface9797!
    — Paul [2016-02-15]
  11. #1816
    Do wallet sizes stack?
    — Paul [2016-02-15]
  12. #1815
    Hello, ladies... Have you seen my BOOMERANG somewhere around here?
    — Paul [2016-02-15]
  13. #1814
    The problem is waking him up? I have a sword! I have BOMBS! Wouldn't that be effective in waking him up?
    — Paul [2016-02-15]
  14. #1813
    I think I'm going to have to re-gift this one.
    — Paul [2016-02-15]
  15. #1812
    You gain the power to split into one!
    — Paul [2016-02-15]
  16. #1811
    I have become a traitor
    — Jordan [2016-02-13]
  17. #1810
    I'm the last of the Cyan warriors.
    — Cam [2016-02-13]
  18. #1808
    Stop punching me in the back of the head its very impolite.
    — Jamie [2016-02-13]
  19. #1807
    I just got killed by a noodle!
    — Jamie [2016-02-13]
  20. #1806
    Swim away sweet dino.
    — Fugi [2016-02-13]
  21. #1805
    No, please, please... I could potentially have children at some point.
    — Cameron [2016-02-13]
  22. #1804
    NO! That's my wife!
    — Jamie [2016-02-13]
  23. #1803
    We can talk.
    — Cam [2016-02-13]
  24. #1802
    I'm not here to make friends Kate!
    — Cam [2016-02-13]
  25. #1801
    Kathleen, stop taking my pants off!
    — Jamie [2016-02-13]