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  1. #2175
    Limbs!
    — Elantris [2016-03-26]
  2. #2174
    All I know is that it's risky dingos.
    — Graham [2016-03-26]
  3. #2173
    The continuing adventures of 'Land, Pass'
    — Graham [2016-03-26]
  4. #2172
    I'm here because I'm beautiful.
    — Cameron [2016-03-26]
  5. #2171
    I mean, it was chat lethal like 18 turns ago.
    — Graham [2016-03-26]
  6. #2170
    You can't hug the moon without it hugging back.
    — Cameron [2016-03-26]
  7. #2169
    I didn't get to explode you...
    — Elantris [2016-03-26]
  8. #2168
    My deck curves out at 7, so I put in 8 lands to be safe.
    — Cameron [2016-03-26]
  9. #2167
    Does it have lifelink? No? Then I don't care.
    — Marshall [2016-03-26]
  10. #2166
    Please don't play 41 cards, it hurts my feelings.
    — Marshall [2016-03-26]
  11. #2165
    I lrrEFF ing hate freedom...
    — Alex [2016-03-25]
  12. #2164
    Radiation for everyone!
    — Serge [2016-03-25]
  13. #2163
    Dix, they think you're an old man.
    — Serge [2016-03-25]
  14. #2162
    Land pubes!
    — Alex [2016-03-25]
  15. #2160
    I've realized how ugly you are.
    — Serge [2016-03-25]
  16. #2159
    lrrEFF off Java! Get the lrrEFF off my stream!
    — Alex [2016-03-25]
  17. #2158
    If you touch any, you acquire floating-ass box.
    — Alex [2016-03-25]
  18. #2157
    Kick, block, punch. Duck, duck, turn.
    — Alex [2016-03-25]
  19. #2156
    We die first, THEN lose our intelligence.
    — Alex [2016-03-25]
  20. #2155
    Children are not eligible for Amazon Prime.
    — Graham [2016-03-24]
  21. #2154
    Now that we're married, Graham, we can have sex, right?
    — Kathleen [2016-03-24]
  22. #2153
    I'm just going to pump because HUR DER why not?
    — Graham [2016-03-24]
  23. #2152
    Hey everybody. Graham Stark here. I don't know how cards work. Vote for me to win on Saturday!
    — Graham [2016-03-24]
  24. #2151
    I just rolled over that dog.
    — Ben Soileau [2016-03-24]
  25. #2150
    Did I just not go left?
    — Alex [2016-03-08]