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#2493

Beej, you're killing me!

— Ian [2016-05-10]
Shenmū II on I, Horner
#2492

Stop being Canadian! You're Japanese!

— Ian [2016-05-10]
Shenmū II on I, Horner
#2491

Wow! I don't remember saying half these things!

— Ian [2016-05-10]
Shenmū II on I, Horner
#2490

You there, young child! I have feelings!

— Ian [2016-05-10]
Shenmū II on I, Horner
#2489

I only like children... Did I say that out loud?!

— Ian [2016-05-10]
Shenmū II on I, Horner
#2488

Yes! I am a trombone!

— Graham [2016-05-10]
Shenmū II on I, Horner
#2487

Cori's not a weeb like me.

— Ian [2016-05-10]
Shenmū II on I, Horner
#2486

I turned it off because it wasn't Star Trek anymore.

— Ian [2016-05-10]
Shenmū II on I, Horner
#2485

Beverly Hills isn't a person.

— Cori [2016-05-10]
Shenmū II on I, Horner
#2484

We're just this white.

— Cori [2016-05-10]
Shenmū II on I, Horner
#2483

This is our final form.

— Cori [2016-05-10]
Shenmū II on I, Horner
#2482

We do not mind if you change that while we are broadcasting.

— Graham [2016-05-10]
Half-Life 2: SMOD on IDDQDerp
#2481

I'm still dying, by the way... I haven't finished dying.

— Alex [2016-05-10]
Half-Life 2: SMOD on IDDQDerp
#2480

I feel so healthy now. Full of man. Full of long pig.

— Alex [2016-05-10]
Half-Life 2: SMOD on IDDQDerp
#2479

Bullets... and pain.

— Alex [2016-05-10]
Half-Life 2: SMOD on IDDQDerp
#2478

I am a magical girl. I'm the best magical girl. Mahou Shoujo Freeman-chan.

— Alex [2016-05-10]
Half-Life 2: SMOD on IDDQDerp
#2477

No matter what, he can lrrEFF me. That's fine.

— Beej [2016-05-09]
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
#2476

Chat, it's your birthday! So write butts!

— Heather [2016-05-09]
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
#2475

Did you fall into a cutscene?

— Heather [2016-05-09]
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
#2474

If it's on fire, I think you maybe need to pull it out.

— Beej, regarding penises [2016-05-09]
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
#2473

Don't pull your penis out, unless you really need to!

— Beej [2016-05-09]
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
#2472

Of course I want to toot my own horn! My horn is awesome!

— Paul [2016-05-09]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
#2471

This is a box of lies! A box of poop! A box of lying poop!

— Paul [2016-05-09]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
#2470

I feel like an orange would do pretty poorly in the light cycle.

— Paul [2016-05-09]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
#2469

Why do my legs always get infected?

— Paul [2016-05-09]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream