Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#2154

Now that we're married, Graham, we can have sex, right?

— Kathleen [2016-03-24]
#2153

I'm just going to pump because HUR DER why not?

— Graham [2016-03-24]
#2152

Hey everybody. Graham Stark here. I don't know how cards work. Vote for me to win on Saturday!

— Graham [2016-03-24]
#2151

I just rolled over that dog.

— Ben Soileau [2016-03-24]
#2150

Did I just not go left?

— Alex [2016-03-08]
#2149

I miss Dr. Breen.

— Cameron [2016-03-23]
#2148

I made him put on pants because it made me feel funny.

— Cameron [2016-03-23]
#2147

I don't... want... a pit?

— Graham [2016-03-23]
#2146

Be careful. He's going to make juice.

— Paul [2016-03-23]
#2145

If you say *everything* you're bound to be right.

— Graham [2016-03-23]
#2144

I don't SEE wars...

— Graham [2016-03-23]
#2143

This barrel is my rock, upon it I will build my church!

— Alex [2016-03-22]
#2142

I kind of hope I bleed to death... in the middle of the conversation.

— Alex [2016-03-22]
#2141

It's really not... Jesus.

— Alex [2016-03-22]
#2140

If we're gonna be miserable, let's be completely miserable. *opens STALKER: Clear Sky*

— Alex [2016-03-22]
#2139

You know, I come here to get AWAY from Robin's puns...

— Alex [2016-03-22]
#2138

Yes. There is a way to implement quote search so that you can look at Alex's butt.

— qrpth [2016-03-22]
#2137

IT'S BOOZE O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE!

— Beej [2016-03-21]
#2136

I can't drink if you're looking at me.

— Heather [2016-03-21]
#2135

Awww... I wanted to whip it good.

— Paul [2016-03-21]
#2134

This guy's voice is lower fidelity than everyone else's.

— Paul [2016-03-21]
#2133

Time for business casual!

— Paul [2016-03-21]
#2132

They were using the statue of Zelda to hold up the ceiling.

— Paul [2016-03-21]
#2131

I can't be expected to know all the numbers that there could possibly be.

— Paul [2016-03-21]
#2130

It's not the bad kind of death. It's totally different.

— Graham [2016-03-21]