Quotes – LRRbot

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#2093

I don't think those pants are McDonald regulation.

— Ian [2016-03-13]
#2092

Kate... don't eat the cat.

— Graham [2016-03-12]
#2091

No entry: my ass.

— Alex [2016-03-11]
#2090

Did you just drop some post-apocalyptic weird acid?

— Beej [2016-03-11]
#2089

Explode ass...

— Alex [2016-03-11]
#2088

Gosh darnit, my thing popped.

— Alex [2016-03-11]
#2087

How do you... name... word?

— Cori [2016-03-11]
#2085

Do you need a poop? Here you go.

— Alex [2016-03-11]
#2084

New York... happened.

— Alex [2016-03-11]
#2083

Bees: you let this happen...

— Cori [2016-03-11]
#2082

I should probably, like, sleep, and eat, and piss.

— Alex [2016-03-11]
#2081

"We *** up." "We?"

— Alex & Cori [2016-03-11]
#2080

Are robots people?

— Cori [2016-03-11]
#2079

Oh, there's some sort of *** mission going on here.

— Alex [2016-03-11]
#2078

We're going to turn The Division into a Walking Simulator!

— Alex [2016-03-11]
#2077

You're a Billy to me.

— Alex [2016-03-11]
#2076

Who used a telephone to SPEAK to people?

— James [2016-03-10]
#2075

We CAN'T build 10 decks... I mean we CAN build 10 decks...

— James [2016-03-10]
#2074

Maybe I should just quit ALL of my jobs and become a Blizzard streamer.

— James [2016-03-10]
#2073

I blame my gardener.

— James [2016-03-10]
#2072

A 7-drop is the opposite of a land.

— Graham [2016-03-10]
#2071

We took the thing.

— Graham [2016-03-10]
#2070

I think we take out the cute shit, and just put in good cards.

— Cameron [2016-03-02]
#2069

Eating? What, like food? I didn't know Cam ate food. I thought he subsisted on the suffering of others.

— Graham [2016-03-09]
#2068

We need to make that happen. We also need several million dollars to make it good.

— James [2016-03-09]