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  1. #2475
    Did you fall into a cutscene?
    — Heather [2016-05-09]
    Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
  2. #2474
    If it's on fire, I think you maybe need to pull it out.
    — Beej, regarding penises [2016-05-09]
    Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
  3. #2473
    Don't pull your penis out, unless you really need to!
    — Beej [2016-05-09]
    Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
  4. #2472
    Of course I want to toot my own horn! My horn is awesome!
    — Paul [2016-05-09]
    Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
  5. #2471
    This is a box of lies! A box of poop! A box of lying poop!
    — Paul [2016-05-09]
    Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
  6. #2470
    I feel like an orange would do pretty poorly in the light cycle.
    — Paul [2016-05-09]
    Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
  7. #2469
    Why do my legs always get infected?
    — Paul [2016-05-09]
    Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
  8. #2468
    Are you optimizing viruses?
    — Paul [2016-05-09]
    Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
  9. #2467
    Maybe you won't have resting evil face, Penelope?
    — Kathleen [2016-05-09]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  10. #2466
    I don't want to ACTUALLY be a vampire... because they don't exist.
    — Kathleen [2016-05-09]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  11. #2465
    I accept your better-manhood.
    — Cameron [2016-05-07]
    Overwatch on Video Games with Video James
  12. #2464
    You just wave shotguns at people and they explode!
    — Cameron [2016-05-07]
    Overwatch on Video Games with Video James
  13. #2463
    Eat my ass.
    — Graham [2016-05-07]
    DARK SOULS III on Adam's Gamehaüs
  14. #2462
    I won't punch the air. That seems dangerous.
    — Alex [2016-05-06]
    Demon's Souls on Let's NOPE
  15. #2461
    Don't kill the air, please. Do not kill the air.
    — Graham, singing [2016-05-05]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  16. #2460
    And then it just LIVES... and that's all that happens.
    — Graham [2016-05-05]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  17. #2459
    I like the lrrHAM going! Let's lrrHAM go, everybody! Let's go to lrrHAM -ville!
    — Graham [2016-05-05]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  18. #2458
    Wank!
    — Graham [2016-05-05]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  19. #2457
    It's got the mens.
    — James [2016-05-05]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  20. #2456
    Our decklist is a surprise... because it's terrible.
    — Graham [2016-05-05]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  21. #2455
    Never give a ghost morphine.
    — Paul [2016-05-04]
    Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
  22. #2454
    Oh yeah... you have a blue whale in your backpack.
    — Paul [2016-05-04]
    Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
  23. #2453
    It's fightin' cheese!
    — Paul [2016-05-04]
    Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
  24. #2452
    He just saw morphine on the ground and he ate it.
    — Paul [2016-05-04]
    Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
  25. #2451
    I can't THROW a moose.
    — Graham [2016-05-04]
    Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP