Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#2163
Dix, they think you're an old man.
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Serge
[2016-03-25]
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#2162
Land pubes!
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Alex
[2016-03-25]
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#2160
I've realized how ugly you are.
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Serge
[2016-03-25]
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#2159
lrrEFF off Java! Get the lrrEFF off my stream!
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Alex
[2016-03-25]
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#2158
If you touch any, you acquire floating-ass box.
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Alex
[2016-03-25]
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#2157
Kick, block, punch. Duck, duck, turn.
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Alex
[2016-03-25]
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#2156
We die first, THEN lose our intelligence.
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Alex
[2016-03-25]
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#2155
Children are not eligible for Amazon Prime.
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Graham
[2016-03-24]
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#2154
Now that we're married, Graham, we can have sex, right?
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Kathleen
[2016-03-24]
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#2153
I'm just going to pump because HUR DER why not?
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Graham
[2016-03-24]
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#2152
Hey everybody. Graham Stark here. I don't know how cards work. Vote for me to win on Saturday!
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Graham
[2016-03-24]
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#2151
I just rolled over that dog.
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Ben Soileau
[2016-03-24]
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#2150
Did I just not go left?
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Alex
[2016-03-08]
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#2149
I miss Dr. Breen.
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Cameron
[2016-03-23]
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#2148
I made him put on pants because it made me feel funny.
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Cameron
[2016-03-23]
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#2147
I don't... want... a pit?
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Graham
[2016-03-23]
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#2146
Be careful. He's going to make juice.
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Paul
[2016-03-23]
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#2145
If you say *everything* you're bound to be right.
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Graham
[2016-03-23]
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#2144
I don't SEE wars...
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Graham
[2016-03-23]
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#2143
This barrel is my rock, upon it I will build my church!
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Alex
[2016-03-22]
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#2142
I kind of hope I bleed to death... in the middle of the conversation.
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Alex
[2016-03-22]
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#2141
It's really not... Jesus.
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Alex
[2016-03-22]
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#2140
If we're gonna be miserable, let's be completely miserable. *opens STALKER: Clear Sky*
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Alex
[2016-03-22]
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#2139
You know, I come here to get AWAY from Robin's puns...
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Alex
[2016-03-22]
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#2138
Yes. There is a way to implement quote search so that you can look at Alex's butt.
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qrpth
[2016-03-22]
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