Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#2372

I'm going to make your husband

— Cori, to Heather [2016-04-25]
The Magic Hammer on Beej's Backlog
#2371

I want that blue turd!

— Cori [2016-04-25]
The Denpa Men 3: The Rise of the Digitoll on Beej's Backlog
#2370

Yes, mystery man. Give me a horse ride.

— Cori [2016-04-25]
Pocket Card Jockey on Beej's Backlog
#2369

They're all perfectly-aligned to the wrong place. Well done, me.

— Paul [2016-04-25]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
#2368

Virus scan?! The worst! I hate virus scan!

— Paul [2016-04-25]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
#2367

Don't repo LRRbot. We like it.

— Paul [2016-04-25]
MtG AFK Setup on LRRtech
#2366

I'm probably doing everything wrong.

— Paul [2016-04-25]
MtG AFK Setup on LRRtech
#2365

Chat is hovering around 12%.

— Alex [2016-04-22]
Dark Souls 3 on Let's NOPE
#2364

*** you, candlestick!

— Alex [2016-04-22]
Dark Souls 3 on Let's NOPE
#2363

I'm a LITTLE uncomfortable at being invited to touch someone's inner darkness.

— Alex [2016-04-22]
Dark Souls 3 on Let's NOPE
#2362

Poke her in the pudge!

— Cameron [2016-04-22]
Dark Souls 3 on Let's NOPE
#2361

This is Cam's character. Let's erase it.

— Alex [2016-04-22]
Dark Souls 3 on Let's NOPE
#2360

We are viking! We are katana viking! We are someone's fetish.

— Cameron [2016-04-22]
Dark Souls 3 on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2359

Should we rawdog the karate sword

— Cam [2016-04-20]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2357

The last thing we would want here at LoadingReadyRun is to make things silly.

— Paul [2016-04-20]
Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
#2356

You can't fire part of a rocket. It's either a rocket or it isn't.

— Paul [2016-04-20]
Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
#2355

I can't leave the way I came in: there's a badly-mapped texture up there.

— Graham [2016-04-20]
Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
#2354

The flying saucer people have done this before.

— Graham [2016-04-20]
None on GPLP
#2353

You're not a machine, Cori.

— Ian [2016-04-19]
Roundabout on I, Horner
#2352

I want it. I'm people.

— Cori [2016-04-19]
Roundabout on I, Horner
#2351

Wow, this blood just keeps coming!

— Ian [2016-04-19]
Roundabout on I, Horner
#2350

Cori no like the flesh.

— Ian [2016-04-19]
Roundabout on I, Horner
#2349

I keep killing a non-existent human being there.

— Ian [2016-04-19]
Roundabout on I, Horner
#2348

Cori: would you like to hang out with my skeleton?

— Ian [2016-04-19]
Roundabout on I, Horner
#2347

Gillian Anderson's beard is FANTASTIC these days.

— Ian [2016-04-19]
Roundabout on I, Horner