Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#2345
You told me not to call you 'dude'! Don't call me 'dude'!
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Cori,
to Ian
[2016-04-19]
Roundabout on I, Horner
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#2344
Do we want to learn how to breathe boulders?
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Alex
[2016-04-19]
DARK SOULS III on IDDQDerp
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#2343
Never ever ever use screws that come with anything.
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James
[2015-06-06]
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
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#2342
Probably a Heather/Beej *** fic.
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Beej
[2016-04-18]
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
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#2341
Dinosaurs aren't monkeys!
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Heather
[2016-04-18]
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
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#2340
And now my leg day has become infected... as is often the result of leg day.
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Paul
[2016-04-18]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
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#2339
You got sequenced!
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Paul
[2016-04-18]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
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#2338
I had a full-sized hot-air balloon in my pants.
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Paul
[2016-04-18]
Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis on Things on My Stream
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#2337
It's not so big that I can't put it in my pants, though.
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Paul
[2016-04-18]
Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis on Things on My Stream
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#2336
Who knows what treasures you can find at your local Dicksmith!
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Paul
[2016-04-18]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
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#2335
Strong jaw line is not something usually associated with Pokemon.
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Paul
[2016-04-18]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
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#2333
Find & Replace: face, mace.
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Cameron
[2016-04-16]
Dungeons & Dragons on Crossing the Streams
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#2332
I can't... I can't Yoda.
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Julie
[2016-04-16]
Dungeons & Dragons on Crossing the Streams
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#2331
He's... currently alive? But that's changing... as it is changing for all of us, but for him it's changing faster.
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Cameron
[2016-04-16]
Dungeons & Dragons on Crossing the Streams
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#2330
By 'satyr' I meant 'gold dragon'. It is made of solid cash.
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Cameron
[2016-04-16]
Dungeons & Dragons on Crossing the Streams
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#2329
Huffington Post... that's where you put your mouth to someone's butthole and they fart, right?
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Adam
[2016-04-16]
DARK SOULS III on Adam's Gamehaüs
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#2328
Deep water means deep hurting!
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Alex
[2016-04-15]
DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
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#2327
Into the crabs! They're safer!
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Liz
[2016-04-15]
DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
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#2326
This fire sword is pretty hot stuff...
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Alex
[2016-04-15]
DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
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#2325
Whose bloodstain? Is it yours? It is now!
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Liz,
as Alex gets attacked
[2016-04-15]
DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
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#2324
I'm juicin' too! Pizza!
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Liz
[2016-04-15]
DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
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#2323
We've got to be tight, but also loose... light?! yoose?!
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Alex
[2016-04-15]
DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
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#2322
I don't think you understand how holes work.
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Liz
[2016-04-15]
DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
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#2321
I get scared, so I start reading the screen.
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Liz
[2016-04-15]
DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
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#2320
I don't have to shame you. Chat will shame you.
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Liz
[2016-04-15]
DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
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