Quotes – LRRbot

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#2137

IT'S BOOZE O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE!

— Beej [2016-03-21]
#2136

I can't drink if you're looking at me.

— Heather [2016-03-21]
#2135

Awww... I wanted to whip it good.

— Paul [2016-03-21]
#2134

This guy's voice is lower fidelity than everyone else's.

— Paul [2016-03-21]
#2133

Time for business casual!

— Paul [2016-03-21]
#2132

They were using the statue of Zelda to hold up the ceiling.

— Paul [2016-03-21]
#2131

I can't be expected to know all the numbers that there could possibly be.

— Paul [2016-03-21]
#2130

It's not the bad kind of death. It's totally different.

— Graham [2016-03-21]
#2129

You are real people.

— Paul [2016-03-21]
#2128

Wait, poop! That's a resource! And then they made everything poop.

— Graham [2016-03-21]
#2127

He's like... half Easter Egg.

— Paul [2016-03-21]
#2126

I believe the wiki!

— Graham [2016-03-21]
#2125

I don't understand why the butt twitches.

— Graham [2016-03-21]
#2124

I'm glad that you specified 'baby toy' at the start of that.

— Andrew [2016-03-18]
#2123

I like to think I'm not a psychopath, thank you.

— Graham [2016-03-18]
#2122

And he's purple! And I'm on fire! And I'm down!

— Graham [2016-03-18]
#2121

I can't wear these gloves! They're TOO GOOD! I don't understand!

— Graham [2016-03-18]
#2120

I am a huge fan of shirts.

— Andrew [2016-03-18]
#2119

I'm the third problem.

— Andrew [2016-03-18]
#2118

Why did he explode? WHY DID YOUR FRIEND EXPLODE?!

— Alex [2016-03-17]
#2117

Oh good! A named enemy!

— Alex [2016-03-17]
#2116

Many people find it stressful to have one boss... much less an entire group of people telling them what to do.

— Alex [2016-03-17]
#2115

Assassination just don't pay like it used to.

— Paul [2016-03-16]
#2114

Seek your butt!

— Graham [2016-03-16]
#2113

Neurotoxin isn't going to work on a robot.

— Paul [2016-03-16]