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#2129
You are real people.
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Paul
[2016-03-21]
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#2128
Wait, poop! That's a resource! And then they made everything poop.
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Graham
[2016-03-21]
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#2127
He's like... half Easter Egg.
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Paul
[2016-03-21]
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#2126
I believe the wiki!
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Graham
[2016-03-21]
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#2125
I don't understand why the butt twitches.
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Graham
[2016-03-21]
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#2124
I'm glad that you specified 'baby toy' at the start of that.
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Andrew
[2016-03-18]
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#2123
I like to think I'm not a psychopath, thank you.
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Graham
[2016-03-18]
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#2122
And he's purple! And I'm on fire! And I'm down!
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Graham
[2016-03-18]
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#2121
I can't wear these gloves! They're TOO GOOD! I don't understand!
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Graham
[2016-03-18]
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#2120
I am a huge fan of shirts.
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Andrew
[2016-03-18]
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#2119
I'm the third problem.
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Andrew
[2016-03-18]
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#2118
Why did he explode? WHY DID YOUR FRIEND EXPLODE?!
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Alex
[2016-03-17]
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#2117
Oh good! A named enemy!
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Alex
[2016-03-17]
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#2116
Many people find it stressful to have one boss... much less an entire group of people telling them what to do.
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Alex
[2016-03-17]
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#2115
Assassination just don't pay like it used to.
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Paul
[2016-03-16]
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#2114
Seek your butt!
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Graham
[2016-03-16]
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#2113
Neurotoxin isn't going to work on a robot.
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Paul
[2016-03-16]
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#2112
Well, we just killed that guy so we can poop in his bathroom.
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Graham
[2016-03-16]
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#2111
They're like binoculars that you kill people with!
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Paul
[2016-03-16]
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#2110
Penelope, the Internet is a dark place. Never go there.
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Graham
[2016-03-16]
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#2109
Press F to blow up.
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Graham
[2016-03-16]
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#2108
It can't see through glass.
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Paul
[2016-03-16]
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#2107
Butt Domination! That's also illegal in many places, but some people are into that.
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Paul
[2016-03-16]
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#2106
The maximum resolution is...a dumb one.
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Graham
[2016-03-16]
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#2105
Wow... It's the Internet... OK, I don't want to talk to you anyway...
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Graham
[2016-03-16]
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