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  1. #2101
    Yay! We found gold in the graveyard! In the form of somebody's teeth!
    — Paul [2016-03-14]
  2. #2100
    Why am I attacking this thing that is my only means of support?
    — Paul [2016-03-14]
  3. #2099
    We've got a serious case of the beeps. Meat beeps.
    — Paul [2016-03-14]
  4. #2098
    OK, that plan isn't working. I've determined that by dying 10 times.
    — Paul [2016-03-14]
  5. #2097
    That's me there, tickling myself on the chin.
    — Paul [2016-03-14]
  6. #2096
    You don't get to just make up new echelons!
    — Paul [2016-03-14]
  7. #2095
    She dances like I do!
    — Ian [2016-03-13]
  8. #2094
    It's been a while since I've looked up the female Ronald McDonald.
    — Heather [2016-03-13]
  9. #2093
    I don't think those pants are McDonald regulation.
    — Ian [2016-03-13]
  10. #2092
    Kate... don't eat the cat.
    — Graham [2016-03-12]
  11. #2091
    No entry: my ass.
    — Alex [2016-03-11]
  12. #2090
    Did you just drop some post-apocalyptic weird acid?
    — Beej [2016-03-11]
  13. #2089
    Explode ass...
    — Alex [2016-03-11]
  14. #2088
    Gosh darnit, my thing popped.
    — Alex [2016-03-11]
  15. #2087
    How do you... name... word?
    — Cori [2016-03-11]
  16. #2085
    Do you need a poop? Here you go.
    — Alex [2016-03-11]
  17. #2084
    New York... happened.
    — Alex [2016-03-11]
  18. #2083
    Bees: you let this happen...
    — Cori [2016-03-11]
  19. #2082
    I should probably, like, sleep, and eat, and piss.
    — Alex [2016-03-11]
  20. #2081
    "We *** up." "We?"
    — Alex & Cori [2016-03-11]
  21. #2080
    Are robots people?
    — Cori [2016-03-11]
  22. #2079
    Oh, there's some sort of *** mission going on here.
    — Alex [2016-03-11]
  23. #2078
    We're going to turn The Division into a Walking Simulator!
    — Alex [2016-03-11]
  24. #2077
    You're a Billy to me.
    — Alex [2016-03-11]
  25. #2076
    Who used a telephone to SPEAK to people?
    — James [2016-03-10]

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