Quotes – LRRbot

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#2067

Can we just not do the other thing and go to Disney World instead?

— Graham [2016-03-09]
#2066

How did we hack the LIGHT?

— Graham [2016-03-09]
#2065

That was cool, but not what you really needed.

— Paul [2016-03-09]
#2064

Stick it in the virus hole!

— Graham [2016-03-09]
#2063

I miss Deadmau5. He was cool.

— Graham [2016-03-09]
#2062

He's very sticky.

— Graham [2016-03-09]
#2061

*regarding guns* You point the noisy end at someone else.

— Graham [2016-03-09]
#2060

Sex logs? What's a sex log? 'Today I had sex.'", GRAHAM: "Dear Diary: […]

— Paul [2016-07-15]
#2059

Gotta connect the T-bone...

— Graham [2016-03-09]
#2058

Hack the muffins!

— Graham [2016-03-09]
#2057

Our nemesis is Deadmau5?

— Graham [2016-03-09]
#2056

I don't like your balls. Get your balls away from me!

— Alex [2016-03-08]
#2055

Thank you for a job well done, subscribing to my scream.

— Beej [2016-03-07]
#2054

Ah! Stop lickin' mah head!

— Paul [2016-03-07]
#2052

Don't hold your breath... Unless you can hold your breath for a couple of weeks, in which case, you can probably find a use for that skill.

— Graham [2016-03-07]
#2051

Get piggety paid with your kidneys.

— Ian [2016-03-06]
#2050

I hate you all.

— James [2016-03-05]
#2049

I don't even want chat to compliment me, I don't like it.

— Adam [2016-03-05]
#2048

Just as an FYI, I don't think your rocket is supposed to be rifled.

— Alex [2014-12-30]
#2047

That's right Chat. I won a match. Deal with it.

— Graham [2016-03-04]
#2045

The game is fine. The problem is James.

— Serge [2016-03-04]
#2044

Holy sheep shit!

— Cameron [2016-03-04]
#2043

I'm James. Mew mew mew. Mew mew mew. I have a wife and a job.

— Cameron [2016-03-04]
#2042

I cannot cast a Sharting Sphinx.

— Serge [2016-03-04]
#2041

Nine is a lot of things.

— Serge [2016-03-04]