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Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
  1. #2256
    Humans just gotta git gud.
    — Paul [2016-04-04]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  2. #2255
    I like damp cake.
    — Ian [2016-04-02]
    Quiplash on Crossing the Streams
  3. #2254
    Crocodiles are into some sick shit.
    — Beej [2016-04-02]
    Quiplash on Crossing the Streams
  4. #2253
    I like my... penis...
    — Ian [2016-04-02]
    Quiplash on Crossing the Streams
  5. #2252
    You're not supposed to have a urethra.
    — Beej [2016-04-02]
    Quiplash on Crossing the Streams
  6. #2251
    Kathleen gets going balls deep.
    — Ian [2016-04-02]
    Quiplash on Crossing the Streams
  7. #2250
    I've got diabeetus in my weenus!
    — Ian [2016-04-02]
    Quiplash on Crossing the Streams
  8. #2249
    Toronto is Canada's anus, man. Everyone knows that.
    — Adam [2016-04-02]
    Salt and Sanctuary on Adam's Gamehaüs
  9. #2248
    Are YOU the minerals?
    — Graham [2016-04-01]
    X-17 on Watch and Play
  10. #2247
    The Shitty on the Edge of Forever.
    — Graham [2016-04-01]
    X-17 on Watch and Play
  11. #2246
    I'm going to place it in the brown in a minute.
    — Alex [2016-04-01]
    X-17 on Watch and Play
  12. #2244
    Since when has this ever had GAMEPLAY?!
    — Graham, regarding X-17 [2016-04-01]
    X-17 on Watch and Play
  13. #2243
    That's not on purpose... that's just incompetent!
    — Alex [2016-04-01]
    X-17 on Watch and Play
  14. #2242
    Give me the sub-ocean!
    — Alex [2016-04-01]
    X-17 on Watch and Play
  15. #2240
    I think I'm not enough man for that.
    — Beej [2016-04-01]
    X-17 on Watch and Play
  16. #2239
    Everyone gives me *** about for wide ass...
    — Alex [2016-04-01]
    X-17 on Watch and Play
  17. #2238
    What is happening to his bits?
    — Graham [2016-04-01]
    X-17 on Watch and Play
  18. #2237
    Wait... How can you pause the MENU?!
    — Graham [2016-04-01]
    X-17 on Watch and Play
  19. #2236
    I wish I was playing ZOO RACE.
    — Alex [2016-04-01]
    Robert Mensah's Sins of the Father on Watch and Play
  20. #2235
    Hah! Torso! Deal with it!
    — Graham [2016-04-01]
    Locked-In Syndrome on Watch and Play
  21. #2234
    I can't un-duck. I cannot un-duck!
    — Alex [2016-04-01]
    Locked-In Syndrome on Watch and Play
  22. #2233
    Translator's note: Dream Void means Ass.
    — Alex and Graham [2016-04-01]
    Locked-In Syndrome on Watch and Play
  23. #2232
    In my dream void... so my ass.
    — Alex [2016-04-01]
    Locked-In Syndrome on Watch and Play
  24. #2231
    Alley ... fuck?
    — Alex [2016-04-01]
    Locked-In Syndrome on Watch and Play
  25. #2230
    This jumping puzzle is about consumerism!
    — Alex [2016-04-01]
    Locked-In Syndrome on Watch and Play

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