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  1. #1750
    She's dead in Australia. I talked with her through the magic radio.
    — Ian [2016-02-09]
  2. #1749
    She in Australia, she's not dead!
    — Cori [2016-02-09]
  3. #1748
    What even is living?
    — Cori [2016-02-09]
  4. #1747
    I wonder if the skeleton likes beer.
    — Ian [2016-02-09]
  5. #1746
    Let's not think about Olivia Newton John anymore
    — Ian [2016-02-09]
  6. #1745
    Did you just attempt... to invent... noiseword?
    — Cori [2016-02-09]
  7. #1744
    I look like Skeletor, but with flesh.
    — Ian [2016-02-09]
  8. #1743
    I cannot report wood.
    — Ian [2016-02-09]
  9. #1742
    Wank you. It's a combination of Welcome and Thank You.
    — Ian [2016-02-09]
  10. #1741
    Come on, thermos! Stop lrrEFF ing with my rolls!
    — Ian [2016-02-09]
  11. #1740
    'Shartly.' 'No!'
    — Ian and Cori [2016-02-09]
  12. #1739
    I can't leave you behind, Friend Boombox. I've got to put you in the toilet.
    — Ian [2016-02-09]
  13. #1738
    Now you're... covered in water.
    — Cori [2016-02-09]
  14. #1737
    Ooh, rock!
    — Ian [2016-02-09]
  15. #1736
    Cam has complex feelings about XCOM.
    — Graham [2016-02-09]
  16. #1735
    What? Why did you melt?
    — Cameron [2016-02-09]
  17. #1733
    No! That's NOT FAIR! You CAN'T just disappear into a rock like that!
    — Beej [2016-02-08]
  18. #1732
    And then you'll be given... Jesus Christ...
    — Beej [2016-02-08]
  19. #1731
    I have never really made anyone completely happy
    — Beej [2016-02-08]
  20. #1730
    I don't love you in that way that I love my wife.
    — Beej [2016-02-08]
  21. #1729
    If things get weird, we'll try San Francisco.
    — Beej [2016-02-08]
  22. #1728
    This is weird, even by Feed Dump standards.
    — Kathleen [2016-02-08]
  23. #1727
    And now... a baby.
    — Graham [2016-02-08]
  24. #1726
    It became a thing and then was not a thing between the Mondays.
    — Paul [2016-02-08]
  25. #1725
    If you Google 'butts' we can't be held responsible.
    — Graham [2016-02-08]