Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
-
#2231
Alley ... fuck?
—
Alex
[2016-04-01]
Locked-In Syndrome on Watch and Play
-
#2230
This jumping puzzle is about consumerism!
—
Alex
[2016-04-01]
Locked-In Syndrome on Watch and Play
-
#2229
Who's a puffy hog?
—
Alex
[2016-04-01]
Locked-In Syndrome on Watch and Play
-
#2228
Stoners get piped!
—
Alex
[2016-04-01]
Locked-In Syndrome on Watch and Play
-
#2227
These ones don't seem... AAH! WHY?
—
Graham
[2016-04-01]
Locked-In Syndrome on Watch and Play
-
#2226
*belch* Yeah, I'm lrrEFF ing adorable.
—
Cameron
[2016-03-30]
-
#2225
Why can't you get your OWN material?
—
Adam,
to James
[2016-03-31]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
-
#2224
I'm an idiot, James.
—
Adam
[2016-03-31]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
-
#2223
Doorbell? Doorbell? Hey, everyone. We have a doorbell!
—
Graham
[2016-03-31]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
-
#2222
It's silly.
—
Cameron,
on Bitcoin
[2016-03-31]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
-
#2221
It's longer than usual.
—
Graham
[2016-03-31]
Hyper Light Drifter on Video Games with Video James
-
#2220
What can't you do with a second butthole
—
Cameron
[2016-03-30]
Dark Souls on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
-
#2219
Good God man! Don't highlight that! People can Google my name and I'm looking for a job!
—
Cameron
[2016-03-30]
Dark Souls on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
-
#2218
Man... Chat... You're being totally helpful today. What's up?
—
Cameron
[2016-03-30]
Dark Souls on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
-
#2217
I'm going to die here. It's going to be your fault, Chat. I don't know why it's going to be your fault, but I'm comfortable believing that.
—
Cameron
[2016-03-30]
Dark Souls on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
-
#2216
I am a magical girl. I am an animes. *beat* You may call me a magical girl, but you can tell from the amount of damage I'm doing that I'm ACTUALLY cosplaying as a Mack truck.
—
Cameron
[2016-03-30]
Dark Souls on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
-
#2215
You have to put 8 nerdlets together to make 1 nerd.
—
Paul
[2016-03-30]
Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
-
#2214
Whoever plays the least golf wins.
—
Paul
[2016-03-30]
Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
-
#2213
I'll only play with Beej from now on.
—
Ian
[2016-03-29]
Shenmū II on I, Horner
-
#2212
I like spinning birds.
—
Ian
[2016-03-29]
Samorost 3 on IDDQDerp
-
#2211
I COMPLETELY forgot what I just looked at.
—
Alex
[2016-03-29]
Samorost 3 on IDDQDerp
-
#2210
I feel like I've just had a religious experience
—
Alex,
regarding Saint Termite
[2016-03-29]
Samorost 3 on IDDQDerp
-
#2209
I've never been so happy to be confused out of my mind.
—
Alex
[2016-03-29]
Samorost 3 on IDDQDerp
-
#2208
I ship it?
—
Alex
[2016-03-29]
Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam on Heather's Handhelds
-
#2207
I'm not going to hurt him, I'm just going to win.
—
Cori
[2016-03-28]
Quotes