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#2112
Well, we just killed that guy so we can poop in his bathroom.
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Graham
[2016-03-16]
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#2111
They're like binoculars that you kill people with!
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Paul
[2016-03-16]
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#2110
Penelope, the Internet is a dark place. Never go there.
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Graham
[2016-03-16]
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#2109
Press F to blow up.
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Graham
[2016-03-16]
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#2108
It can't see through glass.
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Paul
[2016-03-16]
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#2107
Butt Domination! That's also illegal in many places, but some people are into that.
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Paul
[2016-03-16]
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#2106
The maximum resolution is...a dumb one.
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Graham
[2016-03-16]
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#2105
Wow... It's the Internet... OK, I don't want to talk to you anyway...
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Graham
[2016-03-16]
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#2104
We're going to spend this whole time looking at garbage, FYI.
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Alex
[2016-03-15]
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#2103
WHEN YOU'RE GOING THROUGH HELL, KEEP GOING!
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Beej
[2016-03-14]
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#2102
Yes, I'm covered in faeries!
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Paul
[2016-03-14]
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#2101
Yay! We found gold in the graveyard! In the form of somebody's teeth!
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Paul
[2016-03-14]
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#2100
Why am I attacking this thing that is my only means of support?
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Paul
[2016-03-14]
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#2099
We've got a serious case of the beeps. Meat beeps.
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Paul
[2016-03-14]
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#2098
OK, that plan isn't working. I've determined that by dying 10 times.
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Paul
[2016-03-14]
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#2097
That's me there, tickling myself on the chin.
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Paul
[2016-03-14]
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#2096
You don't get to just make up new echelons!
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Paul
[2016-03-14]
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#2095
She dances like I do!
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Ian
[2016-03-13]
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#2094
It's been a while since I've looked up the female Ronald McDonald.
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Heather
[2016-03-13]
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#2093
I don't think those pants are McDonald regulation.
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Ian
[2016-03-13]
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#2092
Kate... don't eat the cat.
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Graham
[2016-03-12]
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#2091
No entry: my ass.
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Alex
[2016-03-11]
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#2090
Did you just drop some post-apocalyptic weird acid?
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Beej
[2016-03-11]
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#2089
Explode ass...
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Alex
[2016-03-11]
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#2088
Gosh darnit, my thing popped.
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Alex
[2016-03-11]
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