Quotes – LRRbot

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#2242

Give me the sub-ocean!

— Alex [2016-04-01]
X-17 on Watch and Play
#2240

I think I'm not enough man for that.

— Beej [2016-04-01]
X-17 on Watch and Play
#2239

Everyone gives me *** about for wide ass...

— Alex [2016-04-01]
X-17 on Watch and Play
#2238

What is happening to his bits?

— Graham [2016-04-01]
X-17 on Watch and Play
#2237

Wait... How can you pause the MENU?!

— Graham [2016-04-01]
X-17 on Watch and Play
#2236

I wish I was playing ZOO RACE.

— Alex [2016-04-01]
Robert Mensah's Sins of the Father on Watch and Play
#2235

Hah! Torso! Deal with it!

— Graham [2016-04-01]
Locked-In Syndrome on Watch and Play
#2234

I can't un-duck. I cannot un-duck!

— Alex [2016-04-01]
Locked-In Syndrome on Watch and Play
#2233

Translator's note: Dream Void means Ass.

— Alex and Graham [2016-04-01]
Locked-In Syndrome on Watch and Play
#2232

In my dream void... so my ass.

— Alex [2016-04-01]
Locked-In Syndrome on Watch and Play
#2231

Alley ... fuck?

— Alex [2016-04-01]
Locked-In Syndrome on Watch and Play
#2230

This jumping puzzle is about consumerism!

— Alex [2016-04-01]
Locked-In Syndrome on Watch and Play
#2229

Who's a puffy hog?

— Alex [2016-04-01]
Locked-In Syndrome on Watch and Play
#2228

Stoners get piped!

— Alex [2016-04-01]
Locked-In Syndrome on Watch and Play
#2227

These ones don't seem... AAH! WHY?

— Graham [2016-04-01]
Locked-In Syndrome on Watch and Play
#2226

*belch* Yeah, I'm lrrEFF ing adorable.

— Cameron [2016-03-30]
#2225

Why can't you get your OWN material?

— Adam, to James [2016-03-31]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#2224

I'm an idiot, James.

— Adam [2016-03-31]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#2223

Doorbell? Doorbell? Hey, everyone. We have a doorbell!

— Graham [2016-03-31]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#2222

It's silly.

— Cameron, on Bitcoin [2016-03-31]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#2221

It's longer than usual.

— Graham [2016-03-31]
Hyper Light Drifter on Video Games with Video James
#2220

What can't you do with a second butthole

— Cameron [2016-03-30]
Dark Souls on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2219

Good God man! Don't highlight that! People can Google my name and I'm looking for a job!

— Cameron [2016-03-30]
Dark Souls on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2218

Man... Chat... You're being totally helpful today. What's up?

— Cameron [2016-03-30]
Dark Souls on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2217

I'm going to die here. It's going to be your fault, Chat. I don't know why it's going to be your fault, but I'm comfortable believing that.

— Cameron [2016-03-30]
Dark Souls on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron