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  1. #2014
    *crunch* These are awful. *crunch* Uhhh... *crunch* These are unpleasant. *crunch* Awww.. Uhh Awww... Guh... *crunch* Mmmm... That's not good.
    — Cameron [2016-03-02]
  2. #2013
    I'm moving my ass, and the rest of me.
    — Graham [2016-03-02]
  3. #2012
    YouTube is actively keeping it from you.
    — Paul [2016-03-02]
  4. #2011
    I'm going to go crash an episode of Parks & Rec.
    — Graham [2016-03-02]
  5. #2010
    A watched dog never boils.
    — Paul [2016-03-02]
  6. #2009
    I have COME for your MILK!
    — Heather [2016-03-02]
  7. #2008
    There's nothing wrong with huffing a ton of spice.
    — Ian [2016-03-01]
  8. #2007
    Remember kids: Kilver is gun for 'fun'!
    — Ian [2016-03-01]
  9. #2006
    Yes. I now have a business.
    — Cori [2016-03-01]
  10. #2005
    It's not going to be good for humping.
    — Ian [2016-03-01]
  11. #2004
    Looks like you just have to get your little thing in there. Oh, no...
    — Cori [2016-03-01]
  12. #2003
    Nothing is stopping me! I can phase through! Oh, no I can't. It's just a down hole, never mind.
    — Ian [2016-03-01]
  13. #2002
    Everything here looks like it's touching you!
    — Beej [2016-03-01]
  14. #2001
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY! We got you a cake made of EVIL!
    — Alex [2016-03-01]
  15. #2000
    You can look down the barrel and see into God's bathroom.
    — Cameron [2016-03-01]
  16. #1999
    This is awesome! It's a game where you win by killing yourself! I'd be so good at this!
    — Cameron [2016-03-01]
  17. #1998
    Let's try to not lrrEFF up...
    — Alex [2016-03-01]
  18. #1997
    Nobody tell Marshall Sutcliffe I'm talking *** about limited. I'll never hear the end of it.
    — Alex [2016-03-01]
  19. #1996
    Tough day at the office? Grab a Snickers and get shot in the balls.
    — Alex [2016-03-01]
  20. #1995
    I also have Beats by Dre!
    — Alex [2016-03-01]
  21. #1994
    Your meat power is unstoppable!
    — Ian [2016-03-01]
  22. #1993
    Well, you murdered someone with music...
    — Ian [2016-03-01]
  23. #1992
    I've got a thing I can play with.
    — Beej [2016-02-29]
  24. #1991
    It was not my fault that she got cancer.
    — Beej [2016-02-29]
  25. #1990
    Commence butt-fusion!
    — Paul [2016-02-29]

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