Quotes – LRRbot

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#2078

We're going to turn The Division into a Walking Simulator!

— Alex [2016-03-11]
#2077

You're a Billy to me.

— Alex [2016-03-11]
#2076

Who used a telephone to SPEAK to people?

— James [2016-03-10]
#2075

We CAN'T build 10 decks... I mean we CAN build 10 decks...

— James [2016-03-10]
#2074

Maybe I should just quit ALL of my jobs and become a Blizzard streamer.

— James [2016-03-10]
#2073

I blame my gardener.

— James [2016-03-10]
#2072

A 7-drop is the opposite of a land.

— Graham [2016-03-10]
#2071

We took the thing.

— Graham [2016-03-10]
#2070

I think we take out the cute shit, and just put in good cards.

— Cameron [2016-03-02]
#2069

Eating? What, like food? I didn't know Cam ate food. I thought he subsisted on the suffering of others.

— Graham [2016-03-09]
#2068

We need to make that happen. We also need several million dollars to make it good.

— James [2016-03-09]
#2067

Can we just not do the other thing and go to Disney World instead?

— Graham [2016-03-09]
#2066

How did we hack the LIGHT?

— Graham [2016-03-09]
#2065

That was cool, but not what you really needed.

— Paul [2016-03-09]
#2064

Stick it in the virus hole!

— Graham [2016-03-09]
#2063

I miss Deadmau5. He was cool.

— Graham [2016-03-09]
#2062

He's very sticky.

— Graham [2016-03-09]
#2061

*regarding guns* You point the noisy end at someone else.

— Graham [2016-03-09]
#2060

Sex logs? What's a sex log? 'Today I had sex.'", GRAHAM: "Dear Diary: […]

— Paul [2016-07-15]
#2059

Gotta connect the T-bone...

— Graham [2016-03-09]
#2058

Hack the muffins!

— Graham [2016-03-09]
#2057

Our nemesis is Deadmau5?

— Graham [2016-03-09]
#2056

I don't like your balls. Get your balls away from me!

— Alex [2016-03-08]
#2055

Thank you for a job well done, subscribing to my scream.

— Beej [2016-03-07]
#2054

Ah! Stop lickin' mah head!

— Paul [2016-03-07]