Quotes – LRRbot

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#2055

Thank you for a job well done, subscribing to my scream.

— Beej [2016-03-07]
#2054

Ah! Stop lickin' mah head!

— Paul [2016-03-07]
#2052

Don't hold your breath... Unless you can hold your breath for a couple of weeks, in which case, you can probably find a use for that skill.

— Graham [2016-03-07]
#2051

Get piggety paid with your kidneys.

— Ian [2016-03-06]
#2050

I hate you all.

— James [2016-03-05]
#2049

I don't even want chat to compliment me, I don't like it.

— Adam [2016-03-05]
#2048

Just as an FYI, I don't think your rocket is supposed to be rifled.

— Alex [2014-12-30]
#2047

That's right Chat. I won a match. Deal with it.

— Graham [2016-03-04]
#2045

The game is fine. The problem is James.

— Serge [2016-03-04]
#2044

Holy sheep shit!

— Cameron [2016-03-04]
#2043

I'm James. Mew mew mew. Mew mew mew. I have a wife and a job.

— Cameron [2016-03-04]
#2042

I cannot cast a Sharting Sphinx.

— Serge [2016-03-04]
#2041

Nine is a lot of things.

— Serge [2016-03-04]
#2040

Stop being off-brand.

— Ian [2016-03-04]
#2039

YOU'RE a lot of mana.

— Serge
#2038

I am ALL of the lies.

— Serge [2016-03-04]
#2037

I drew the mana I needed, I cast good spells, and I curved out. Deal with it.

— Graham [2016-03-04]
#2036

Does 'concede' go on the stack?

— Ian [2016-03-04]
#2035

I like a good flasty pastry.

— Ian [2016-03-04]
#2034

I take three, taking me to... three less.

— Serge [2016-03-04]
#2033

I don't have to see chat! This is great! I can feel good about myself!

— Adam [2016-03-04]
#2032

I am stupid.

— Graham [2016-03-04]
#2031

There ARE 5 colors in Magic, though...

— Graham [2016-03-04]
#2030

Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

— James [in background] [2016-03-04]
#2029

Wow! Chat was right! It only took them two years!

— Cameron [2016-03-04]