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  1. #2134
    This guy's voice is lower fidelity than everyone else's.
    — Paul [2016-03-21]
  2. #2133
    Time for business casual!
    — Paul [2016-03-21]
  3. #2132
    They were using the statue of Zelda to hold up the ceiling.
    — Paul [2016-03-21]
  4. #2131
    I can't be expected to know all the numbers that there could possibly be.
    — Paul [2016-03-21]
  5. #2130
    It's not the bad kind of death. It's totally different.
    — Graham [2016-03-21]
  6. #2129
    You are real people.
    — Paul [2016-03-21]
  7. #2128
    Wait, poop! That's a resource! And then they made everything poop.
    — Graham [2016-03-21]
  8. #2127
    He's like... half Easter Egg.
    — Paul [2016-03-21]
  9. #2126
    I believe the wiki!
    — Graham [2016-03-21]
  10. #2125
    I don't understand why the butt twitches.
    — Graham [2016-03-21]
  11. #2124
    I'm glad that you specified 'baby toy' at the start of that.
    — Andrew [2016-03-18]
  12. #2123
    I like to think I'm not a psychopath, thank you.
    — Graham [2016-03-18]
  13. #2122
    And he's purple! And I'm on fire! And I'm down!
    — Graham [2016-03-18]
  14. #2121
    I can't wear these gloves! They're TOO GOOD! I don't understand!
    — Graham [2016-03-18]
  15. #2120
    I am a huge fan of shirts.
    — Andrew [2016-03-18]
  16. #2119
    I'm the third problem.
    — Andrew [2016-03-18]
  17. #2118
    Why did he explode? WHY DID YOUR FRIEND EXPLODE?!
    — Alex [2016-03-17]
  18. #2117
    Oh good! A named enemy!
    — Alex [2016-03-17]
  19. #2116
    Many people find it stressful to have one boss... much less an entire group of people telling them what to do.
    — Alex [2016-03-17]
  20. #2115
    Assassination just don't pay like it used to.
    — Paul [2016-03-16]
  21. #2114
    Seek your butt!
    — Graham [2016-03-16]
  22. #2113
    Neurotoxin isn't going to work on a robot.
    — Paul [2016-03-16]
  23. #2112
    Well, we just killed that guy so we can poop in his bathroom.
    — Graham [2016-03-16]
  24. #2111
    They're like binoculars that you kill people with!
    — Paul [2016-03-16]
  25. #2110
    Penelope, the Internet is a dark place. Never go there.
    — Graham [2016-03-16]