Quotes – LRRbot

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#1989

I don't have a dog in this fight because I AM NOT ENGAGING IN DOGFIGHTS.

— Paul [2016-02-29]
#1988

Is there even a button to not kill somebody?

— Paul [2016-02-17]
#1987

Unwarranted violence? That man stole a wallet!

— Graham [2016-02-10]
#1986

I would like to have a door on my house. I would actually like to have two doors on my house.

— Alex [2016-02-26]
#1985

Cori: Why would you have a brick wall covered in air fresheners?

— Alex [2016-02-26]
#1984

Oh boy... we've got a weiner.

— Alex [2016-02-26]
#1983

I am Ang Lee.

— Cori [2016-02-26]
#1982

I've had hard times... Pissing baby will always be there for me.

— Alex [2016-02-26]
#1981

That's your out hole. You don't want to stick things in your out hole. Your pink is your in hole.

— Ian [2016-02-26]
#1980

You can switch Jesus...

— James [2016-02-25]
#1979

When that hotline bling, it can only mean one thing: lobster.

— Cameron [2016-02-25]
#1978

Is that 1-800-LOBSTER calling back?

— Graham [2016-02-25]
#1977

'James this is important.' 'So is calling 1-800-LOBSTER!'

— Graham and James [2016-02-25]
#1976

Adam's in chat? Aren't you supposed to be HERE?!

— James [2016-02-25]
#1975

That sucks, but... *thinks* Full stop. That sucks butt.

— Graham [2016-02-25]
#1974

James has a hunger, and that hunger, iiiiiiiiiis for hunger

— Graham
#1973

Little-known fact: Morgan... actually Dr. Dre.

— James [2016-02-25]
#1972

Why do I have to be Eric?

— James [2016-02-25]
#1971

I remember this card! This is like Cartel Aristocrat, if it was terrible.

— Cameron [2016-02-24]
#1969

I don't know what two stones trapped in a soggy bag would look like.

— Graham [2016-02-24]
#1968

Why is no one doing anything banal?

— Graham [2016-02-24]
#1967

That's where Iraq is.

— Graham [2016-02-24]
#1966

Boy am I damp

— Graham [2016-02-24]
#1965

Can we do babies together?

— Ian [2016-02-24]
#1964

I can't move the broccoli into my trap, can I?

— Ian [2016-02-23]