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  1. #2344
    Do we want to learn how to breathe boulders?
    — Alex [2016-04-19]
    DARK SOULS III on IDDQDerp
  2. #2343
    Never ever ever use screws that come with anything.
    — James [2015-06-06]
    Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
  3. #2342
    Probably a Heather/Beej *** fic.
    — Beej [2016-04-18]
    Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
  4. #2341
    Dinosaurs aren't monkeys!
    — Heather [2016-04-18]
    Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
  5. #2340
    And now my leg day has become infected... as is often the result of leg day.
    — Paul [2016-04-18]
    Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
  6. #2339
    You got sequenced!
    — Paul [2016-04-18]
    Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
  7. #2338
    I had a full-sized hot-air balloon in my pants.
    — Paul [2016-04-18]
    Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis on Things on My Stream
  8. #2337
    It's not so big that I can't put it in my pants, though.
    — Paul [2016-04-18]
    Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis on Things on My Stream
  9. #2336
    Who knows what treasures you can find at your local Dicksmith!
    — Paul [2016-04-18]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  10. #2335
    Strong jaw line is not something usually associated with Pokemon.
    — Paul [2016-04-18]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  11. #2333
    Find & Replace: face, mace.
    — Cameron [2016-04-16]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Crossing the Streams
  12. #2332
    I can't... I can't Yoda.
    — Julie [2016-04-16]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Crossing the Streams
  13. #2331
    He's... currently alive? But that's changing... as it is changing for all of us, but for him it's changing faster.
    — Cameron [2016-04-16]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Crossing the Streams
  14. #2330
    By 'satyr' I meant 'gold dragon'. It is made of solid cash.
    — Cameron [2016-04-16]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Crossing the Streams
  15. #2329
    Huffington Post... that's where you put your mouth to someone's butthole and they fart, right?
    — Adam [2016-04-16]
    DARK SOULS III on Adam's Gamehaüs
  16. #2328
    Deep water means deep hurting!
    — Alex [2016-04-15]
    DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
  17. #2327
    Into the crabs! They're safer!
    — Liz [2016-04-15]
    DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
  18. #2326
    This fire sword is pretty hot stuff...
    — Alex [2016-04-15]
    DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
  19. #2325
    Whose bloodstain? Is it yours? It is now!
    — Liz, as Alex gets attacked [2016-04-15]
    DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
  20. #2324
    I'm juicin' too! Pizza!
    — Liz [2016-04-15]
    DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
  21. #2323
    We've got to be tight, but also loose... light?! yoose?!
    — Alex [2016-04-15]
    DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
  22. #2322
    I don't think you understand how holes work.
    — Liz [2016-04-15]
    DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
  23. #2321
    I get scared, so I start reading the screen.
    — Liz [2016-04-15]
    DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
  24. #2320
    I don't have to shame you. Chat will shame you.
    — Liz [2016-04-15]
    DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE
  25. #2319
    Teabag his hat!
    — Liz [2016-04-15]
    DARK SOULS III on Let's NOPE

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