Quotes – LRRbot

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#2021

I rate this beard 'Beard.'

— Graham [2016-03-03]
#2020

Ask Graham the Tugger Nutts questions.

— James [2016-03-03]
#2019

It'd be pretty sweet if I could kill people through the Internet. I'd like to think I'd be discriminating, though.

— Cameron [2016-03-02]
#2018

Everything's going to be lrrEFF !

— Cameron [2016-03-02]
#2016

More shame poofs!

— Cameron [2016-03-02]
#2015

I hate this game and everyone who plays it.

— Cameron [2016-03-02]
#2014

*crunch* These are awful. *crunch* Uhhh... *crunch* These are unpleasant. *crunch* Awww.. Uhh Awww... Guh... *crunch* Mmmm... That's not good.

— Cameron [2016-03-02]
#2013

I'm moving my ass, and the rest of me.

— Graham [2016-03-02]
#2012

YouTube is actively keeping it from you.

— Paul [2016-03-02]
#2011

I'm going to go crash an episode of Parks & Rec.

— Graham [2016-03-02]
#2010

A watched dog never boils.

— Paul [2016-03-02]
#2009

I have COME for your MILK!

— Heather [2016-03-02]
#2008

There's nothing wrong with huffing a ton of spice.

— Ian [2016-03-01]
#2007

Remember kids: Kilver is gun for 'fun'!

— Ian [2016-03-01]
#2006

Yes. I now have a business.

— Cori [2016-03-01]
#2005

It's not going to be good for humping.

— Ian [2016-03-01]
#2004

Looks like you just have to get your little thing in there. Oh, no...

— Cori [2016-03-01]
#2003

Nothing is stopping me! I can phase through! Oh, no I can't. It's just a down hole, never mind.

— Ian [2016-03-01]
#2002

Everything here looks like it's touching you!

— Beej [2016-03-01]
#2001

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! We got you a cake made of EVIL!

— Alex [2016-03-01]
#2000

You can look down the barrel and see into God's bathroom.

— Cameron [2016-03-01]
#1999

This is awesome! It's a game where you win by killing yourself! I'd be so good at this!

— Cameron [2016-03-01]
#1998

Let's try to not lrrEFF up...

— Alex [2016-03-01]
#1997

Nobody tell Marshall Sutcliffe I'm talking *** about limited. I'll never hear the end of it.

— Alex [2016-03-01]
#1996

Tough day at the office? Grab a Snickers and get shot in the balls.

— Alex [2016-03-01]