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#2026
I'm the COACH?!
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Adam
[2016-03-04]
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#2025
My name... is Cameron...
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Cameron
[2016-03-04]
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#2024
I have some very good cards in this pile of cards. And then there are some other cards as well.
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Graham
[2016-03-04]
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#2023
James just gets a wall of sex.
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Cameron
[2016-03-04]
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#2022
I don't have colors that I'm not playing.
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Graham
[2016-03-04]
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#2021
I rate this beard 'Beard.'
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Graham
[2016-03-03]
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#2020
Ask Graham the Tugger Nutts questions.
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James
[2016-03-03]
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#2019
It'd be pretty sweet if I could kill people through the Internet. I'd like to think I'd be discriminating, though.
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Cameron
[2016-03-02]
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#2018
Everything's going to be lrrEFF !
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Cameron
[2016-03-02]
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#2016
More shame poofs!
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Cameron
[2016-03-02]
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#2015
I hate this game and everyone who plays it.
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Cameron
[2016-03-02]
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#2014
*crunch* These are awful. *crunch* Uhhh... *crunch* These are unpleasant. *crunch* Awww.. Uhh Awww... Guh... *crunch* Mmmm... That's not good.
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Cameron
[2016-03-02]
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#2013
I'm moving my ass, and the rest of me.
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Graham
[2016-03-02]
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#2012
YouTube is actively keeping it from you.
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Paul
[2016-03-02]
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#2011
I'm going to go crash an episode of Parks & Rec.
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Graham
[2016-03-02]
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#2010
A watched dog never boils.
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Paul
[2016-03-02]
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#2009
I have COME for your MILK!
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Heather
[2016-03-02]
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#2008
There's nothing wrong with huffing a ton of spice.
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Ian
[2016-03-01]
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#2007
Remember kids: Kilver is gun for 'fun'!
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Ian
[2016-03-01]
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#2006
Yes. I now have a business.
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Cori
[2016-03-01]
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#2005
It's not going to be good for humping.
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Ian
[2016-03-01]
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#2004
Looks like you just have to get your little thing in there. Oh, no...
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Cori
[2016-03-01]
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#2003
Nothing is stopping me! I can phase through! Oh, no I can't. It's just a down hole, never mind.
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Ian
[2016-03-01]
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#2002
Everything here looks like it's touching you!
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Beej
[2016-03-01]
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#2001
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! We got you a cake made of EVIL!
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Alex
[2016-03-01]
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