Quotes – LRRbot

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#2269

I just want to beat James. That's all.

— Adam [2016-04-08]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#2268

I'm Serge! I think you should Jund 'em out!

— Alex [2016-04-07]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#2267

Sometimes, you get the run-goods. Sometimes, you just get the runs.

— Cameron [2016-04-07]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#2266

It sounds like Alex stubbed his... body... on something?

— Graham [2016-04-07]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#2265

You know what? It's 'shoes-off' time. That's what's happening here.

— Cameron [2016-04-06]
XCOM 2 on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2264

Just LOOKING at you makes me angry!

— Cameron [2016-04-06]
XCOM 2 on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2263

This guy sleeps with his flamethrower...

— Paul [2016-04-06]
Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
#2262

Oh man, now I want to get all mixed up with cookies!

— Graham [2016-04-06]
Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
#2261

The party is the thing that I do with other people.

— Heather [2016-04-05]
Hyrule Warriors on Heather's Handhelds
#2260

Give me face.

— Beej [2016-04-04]
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
#2259

They're putting French in his mouth at some points.

— Beej [2016-04-04]
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
#2258

Now I have a cup of LAVA in my pants!

— Paul [2016-04-04]
Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis on Things on My Stream
#2257

That movie may have been Naked Gun, which is probably not the best movie to go to for combat advice.

— Paul [2016-04-04]
Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis on Things on My Stream
#2256

Humans just gotta git gud.

— Paul [2016-04-04]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#2255

I like damp cake.

— Ian [2016-04-02]
Quiplash on Crossing the Streams
#2254

Crocodiles are into some sick shit.

— Beej [2016-04-02]
Quiplash on Crossing the Streams
#2253

I like my... penis...

— Ian [2016-04-02]
Quiplash on Crossing the Streams
#2252

You're not supposed to have a urethra.

— Beej [2016-04-02]
Quiplash on Crossing the Streams
#2251

Kathleen gets going balls deep.

— Ian [2016-04-02]
Quiplash on Crossing the Streams
#2250

I've got diabeetus in my weenus!

— Ian [2016-04-02]
Quiplash on Crossing the Streams
#2249

Toronto is Canada's anus, man. Everyone knows that.

— Adam [2016-04-02]
Salt and Sanctuary on Adam's Gamehaüs
#2248

Are YOU the minerals?

— Graham [2016-04-01]
X-17 on Watch and Play
#2247

The Shitty on the Edge of Forever.

— Graham [2016-04-01]
X-17 on Watch and Play
#2246

I'm going to place it in the brown in a minute.

— Alex [2016-04-01]
X-17 on Watch and Play
#2244

Since when has this ever had GAMEPLAY?!

— Graham, regarding X-17 [2016-04-01]
X-17 on Watch and Play