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  1. #189
    Oh good! Good good… gooood… goohohohood… this is GOOHOHOOD…
    — Alex, terrified [2015-05-01]
  2. #188
    <stream of profanity>
  3. #187
    <maniacal crazed laughter>
    — Alex
  4. #186
    <incoherent gibberish>
    — Alex
  5. #185
    F*ck you, pumpkin! Eat shit!
    — Alex [2015-05-01]
  6. #184
    Daytime drinking takes a lot of effort. You have to drink just enough to coast.
    — Graham [2015-04-30]
  7. #183
    The last time I got high, I ended up minigunning a bunch of aliens.
    — Graham [2015-04-30]
  8. #182
    Turns out, I would be terrible at Storage Wars.
    — Graham [2015-04-30]
  9. #181
    Calm down! I just need your bike so I can get to my blimp.
    — Graham [2015-04-30]
  10. #180
    Broadly speaking, everybody has a skull for a head.
    — Graham [2015-04-30]
  11. #179
    I'm not the only one who's confused by that, right?
    — Graham [2015-04-30]
  12. #178
    I skip lung day a lot, is the problem.
    — Graham [2015-04-30]
  13. #177
    Oh that's handbrake! What the f**k have I been pushing?
    — Graham [2015-04-30]
  14. #176
    Be careful over there. That's our internet.
    — Graham [2014-04-30]
  15. #175
    I have a bunch of dents in my forehead, and at least 2 of them I remember the stories behind.
    — Alex [2015-04-29]
  16. #174
    I have literally decreased the cost of life.
    — Paul [2015-04-06]
  17. #173
    Why does everybody keep coming on to me?
    — Paul [2015-04-06]
  18. #172
    It's just like a warm toilet seat.
    — Cori [2015-04-28]
  19. #171
    I'll leave it on the love nugget.
    — Beej [2015-04-28]
  20. #170
    420 yoloswag I win the game!
    — Beej [2015-04-28]
  21. #169
    You've killed Ian. — What a relief.
    — Heather and Beej [2015-04-28]
  22. #168
    Alright kids, what did we learn today? That's right, never trust Kathleen!
    — Alex [2015-04-28]
  23. #167
    We vegetarians appreciate the fact that you don't resent us.
    — Cameron [2015-04-19]
  24. #166
    You *sshole! You made my skull pizza escape.
    — Cameron [2015-04-19]
  25. #165
    There is an awful lot of torsos down here.
    — Cameron [2015-04-19]