Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#1672

In front of the dude, you've got his balls.

— Ian [2016-01-26]
#1671

I'm getting erect.

— Ian [2016-01-26]
#1670

You did a much prettier one last time.

— Ian [2016-01-26]
#1669

IS THIS GOD?! Is that a God? Are we God?

— Alex [2016-01-26]
#1668

It's turning into pee!

— Alex [2016-01-26]
#1667

I'm the greatest Cori?

— Cori [2016-01-26]
#1666

Since when did Harry Potter have a tie?

— Alex [2016-01-26]
#1665

Romance the washing machine.

— Ian [2016-01-26]
#1664

Gurgle flangle!

— Alex [2016-01-26]
#1663

Whatever time zone you are in, I am in it too.

— Heather [2016-01-25]
#1662

I was going to say 'Asshat' but it's 'AxeHand'...

— Beej [2016-01-25]
#1661

Not every girl has to talk to you just because you stare at them.

— Heather [2016-01-25]
#1660

Oh that's good... Oh that's not good at all... lrrEFF YOU GUYS!

— Beej [2016-01-25]
#1659

People noticed how much weight you lost... by not being on the screen.

— Heather [2016-01-25]
#1658

Just jump on me!

— Beej [2016-01-25]
#1657

We HAVE Slack... Why aren't you using it?

— Heather [2016-01-25]
#1656

I'm not a video-game-player guy.

— Paul [2016-01-25]
#1655

With great power comes great responsibility. And my responsibility is to build more power... or else everything will explode.

— Paul [2016-01-25]
#1654

Men! Stand here and SUCK! You heard me!

— Paul [2016-01-25]
#1653

This is called a TERP: Terrain... Something something something something something.

— Paul [2016-01-25]
#1652

That's not a place.

— Paul [2016-01-25]
#1651

This volcano is very unsafe.

— Paul [2016-01-25]
#1650

You get to see magical sausage!

— Graham [2016-01-25]
#1649

Nothing bad ever came from leaving your castle undefended.

— Adam [2016-01-23]
#1648

He threw a rock at him so hard he Jedi'd.

— Alex [2016-01-23]