Quotes – LRRbot

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#2000

You can look down the barrel and see into God's bathroom.

— Cameron [2016-03-01]
#1999

This is awesome! It's a game where you win by killing yourself! I'd be so good at this!

— Cameron [2016-03-01]
#1998

Let's try to not lrrEFF up...

— Alex [2016-03-01]
#1997

Nobody tell Marshall Sutcliffe I'm talking *** about limited. I'll never hear the end of it.

— Alex [2016-03-01]
#1996

Tough day at the office? Grab a Snickers and get shot in the balls.

— Alex [2016-03-01]
#1995

I also have Beats by Dre!

— Alex [2016-03-01]
#1994

Your meat power is unstoppable!

— Ian [2016-03-01]
#1993

Well, you murdered someone with music...

— Ian [2016-03-01]
#1992

I've got a thing I can play with.

— Beej [2016-02-29]
#1991

It was not my fault that she got cancer.

— Beej [2016-02-29]
#1990

Commence butt-fusion!

— Paul [2016-02-29]
#1989

I don't have a dog in this fight because I AM NOT ENGAGING IN DOGFIGHTS.

— Paul [2016-02-29]
#1988

Is there even a button to not kill somebody?

— Paul [2016-02-17]
#1987

Unwarranted violence? That man stole a wallet!

— Graham [2016-02-10]
#1986

I would like to have a door on my house. I would actually like to have two doors on my house.

— Alex [2016-02-26]
#1985

Cori: Why would you have a brick wall covered in air fresheners?

— Alex [2016-02-26]
#1984

Oh boy... we've got a weiner.

— Alex [2016-02-26]
#1983

I am Ang Lee.

— Cori [2016-02-26]
#1982

I've had hard times... Pissing baby will always be there for me.

— Alex [2016-02-26]
#1981

That's your out hole. You don't want to stick things in your out hole. Your pink is your in hole.

— Ian [2016-02-26]
#1980

You can switch Jesus...

— James [2016-02-25]
#1979

When that hotline bling, it can only mean one thing: lobster.

— Cameron [2016-02-25]
#1978

Is that 1-800-LOBSTER calling back?

— Graham [2016-02-25]
#1977

'James this is important.' 'So is calling 1-800-LOBSTER!'

— Graham and James [2016-02-25]
#1976

Adam's in chat? Aren't you supposed to be HERE?!

— James [2016-02-25]