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  1. #1909
    Am I gaslighting MYSELF?
    — Alex [2016-02-19]
  2. #1908
    It got flat.
    — Cori [2016-02-19]
  3. #1907
    Holding... balls!
    — Cori [2016-02-19]
  4. #1906
    No, don't Windows.
    — Cori [2016-02-19]
  5. #1905
    Haha! Outsmarted the piano!
    — Cori [2016-02-19]
  6. #1904
    This is the shiniest forbidden piano I've ever encountered.
    — Alex [2016-02-19]
  7. #1903
    I can't tell you. That would be illegal.
    — Cori [2016-02-19]
  8. #1902
    I almost became dilapidated.
    — Alex [2016-02-19]
  9. #1901
    Sir... if you could just... be small...
    — Alex [2016-02-19]
  10. #1900
    Totally innocuous meat flamingos.
    — Cori [2016-02-19]
  11. #1899
    We're going to need 30 more boozes if we're going to make this stream a reality.
    — Cori [2016-02-19]
  12. #1898
    It's locked by gralic.
    — Alex [2016-02-19]
  13. #1897
    I'm full of ghosts.
    — Alex [2016-02-19]
  14. #1896
    Let's open a time hole!
    — Cori [2016-02-19]
  15. #1895
    I've revealed my one ambition in life: being a teenage girl.
    — Alex [2016-02-19]
  16. #1894
    You can't die, Ren! Because I have to kill you myself!
    — Alex [2016-02-19]
  17. #1893
    He's a wiener, but I don't want him to die!
    — Alex [2016-02-19]
  18. #1892
    Chat has told me not to eat a bridge.
    — Cori [2016-02-19]
  19. #1891
    He goes right up my *** every single time.
    — Alex [2016-02-19]
  20. #1890
    I want a dragon where I feed it beans and it gives me gold.
    — Alex [2016-02-19]
  21. #1889
    I need to get back to groin my moe!
    — Alex [2016-02-19]
  22. #1888
    She's wearing MOST of a pair of pants...
    — Alex [2016-02-19]
  23. #1887
    That's a weird *** thing to say, even for me.
    — Cameron [2016-02-18]
  24. #1886
    I've got like resting dread face.
    — Cameron [2016-02-18]
  25. #1885
    This game is stealing my life again. It's definitely abrading my ability to play Magic all the time.
    — Cameron [2016-02-18]

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