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  1. #139
    Afterwards is always the best time to deal with consequences.
    — Cameron [2015-04-14]
  2. #138
    I've never been a squid.
    — Alex [2015-04-14]
  3. #137
    There is nothing like a warm glass of… children's blood.
    — Lars [2015-04-09]
  4. #136
    Friends don't let friends play inverted.
    — Lars [2015-04-09]
  5. #135
    Just use Vim!
    — Cameron [2015-04-05]
  6. #134
    I lip-synch to Taylor Swift for fun.
    — Cameron [2015-04-05]
  7. #133
    I think I would have been a mega hot ballet dancer.
    — Cameron [2015-04-05]
  8. #132
    Regular jobs are for chumps. Never get a regular job, kids!
    — Adam [2015-04-12]
  9. #131
    I'm making diamonds in my butt right now.
    — Adam [2015-04-12]
  10. #130
    Everything I know about arm wrestling I learned from Sylvester Stallone.
    — Adam [2015-04-12]
  11. #129
    Furries are like a pizza at a Chinese buffet.
    — Cameron [2015-04-05]
  12. #128
    You're allowed to read books for fun.
    — Cameron [2015-04-05]
  13. #127
    I've never been inside a person before.
    — Graham [2015-04-16]
  14. #126
    How many men die doing back flips into baby carriages? I mean, not metaphorically but literally.
    — Cameron [2015-04-16]
  15. #125
    Do not let the tank touch you, it is not a real doctor.
    — Ian [2015-04-14]
  16. #124
    I don't wanna be broken into component materials.
    — Paul [2015-03-30]
  17. #123
    That was right between my legs.
    — Alex [2015-04-12]
  18. #122
    I've always wanted to be a creepy Japanese ghost.
    — Alex [2015-04-11]
  19. #121
    Look, I've got a lot of experience touching fish.
    — Kathleen [2015-04-12]
  20. #120
    Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t!
    — Kathleen [2015-04-12]
  21. #119
    Yoshi is a sexual being.
    — Kathleen [2015-04-12]
  22. #118
    I'm the funniest person I know.
    — Adam [2015-04-11]
  23. #117
    I'm full of meat.
    — Graham [2015-04-10]
  24. #116
    I'll take any vector for getting peanut sauce inside me.
    — Graham [2015-04-10]
  25. #115
    Sometimes I forget that Cam is a monster.
    — Graham [2015-04-08]