Quotes – LRRbot

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#1946

Does anyone have a context for this planet?

— Alex [2016-02-23]
#1945

It's weird being healthy again.

— Alex [2016-02-23]
#1944

Hodor: What are your hot tips on defeating the Alex?

— Cori [2016-02-22]
#1943

We do like talking about the stamen.

— Cori [2016-02-22]
#1942

Why do we care about the reproduction of plants?

— Cori [2016-02-22]
#1941

He's very into Tugger Nuts.

— Cori [2016-02-22]
#1940

Satan! You don't play fair!

— Cori [2016-02-22]
#1939

I'm the devil!

— Cori
#1938

Oh no, Jesus... Jesus!

— Cori [2016-02-22]
#1937

You're STILL a pony, Heather!

— Cori [2016-02-22]
#1936

Maybe you just have to kill God immediately...

— Cori [2016-02-22]
#1935

Utter toilets!

— Heather [2016-02-22]
#1934

It's really hard to shoot God with his Butterfrees! When did he become a Pokémon trainer?

— Heather [2016-02-22]
#1933

You WILL have to shoot God at some point.

— Cori [2016-02-22]
#1932

Don't touch the little ones you don't want to touch.

— Cori [2016-02-22]
#1931

Just... trust Satan.

— Cori [2016-02-22]
#1930

Satan's so adorable!

— Cori [2016-02-22]
#1929

Satan Touch's Keep?

— Heather [2016-02-22]
#1928

We raise the roof. The roof is on fire. Now we stop raising the roof.

— Cori [2016-02-22]
#1927

We're going to experience Beej.

— Cori and Heather [2016-02-22]
#1926

I hate when I lock the garbage pan.

— Heather [2016-02-22]
#1925

I'm not sure my soul's compatible with the PC.

— Heather [2016-02-22]
#1924

That guy has great taste in reading materials... so we steal them and make him think he's going insane!

— Paul [2016-02-22]
#1923

I'm looking for old guys...

— Paul [2016-02-22]
#1922

Oh... kay... I summoned a weird guy...

— Paul [2016-02-22]