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  1. #1949
    I REALLY hope this is not radioactive.
    — Alex [2016-02-23]
  2. #1948
    Why do we have a VHS cassette in space?
    — Alex [2016-02-23]
  3. #1947
    We're going to swipe right on not dying of exposure.
    — Alex [2016-02-23]
  4. #1946
    Does anyone have a context for this planet?
    — Alex [2016-02-23]
  5. #1945
    It's weird being healthy again.
    — Alex [2016-02-23]
  6. #1944
    Hodor: What are your hot tips on defeating the Alex?
    — Cori [2016-02-22]
  7. #1943
    We do like talking about the stamen.
    — Cori [2016-02-22]
  8. #1942
    Why do we care about the reproduction of plants?
    — Cori [2016-02-22]
  9. #1941
    He's very into Tugger Nuts.
    — Cori [2016-02-22]
  10. #1940
    Satan! You don't play fair!
    — Cori [2016-02-22]
  11. #1939
    I'm the devil!
    — Cori
  12. #1938
    Oh no, Jesus... Jesus!
    — Cori [2016-02-22]
  13. #1937
    You're STILL a pony, Heather!
    — Cori [2016-02-22]
  14. #1936
    Maybe you just have to kill God immediately...
    — Cori [2016-02-22]
  15. #1935
    Utter toilets!
    — Heather [2016-02-22]
  16. #1934
    It's really hard to shoot God with his Butterfrees! When did he become a Pokémon trainer?
    — Heather [2016-02-22]
  17. #1933
    You WILL have to shoot God at some point.
    — Cori [2016-02-22]
  18. #1932
    Don't touch the little ones you don't want to touch.
    — Cori [2016-02-22]
  19. #1931
    Just... trust Satan.
    — Cori [2016-02-22]
  20. #1930
    Satan's so adorable!
    — Cori [2016-02-22]
  21. #1929
    Satan Touch's Keep?
    — Heather [2016-02-22]
  22. #1928
    We raise the roof. The roof is on fire. Now we stop raising the roof.
    — Cori [2016-02-22]
  23. #1927
    We're going to experience Beej.
    — Cori and Heather [2016-02-22]
  24. #1926
    I hate when I lock the garbage pan.
    — Heather [2016-02-22]
  25. #1925
    I'm not sure my soul's compatible with the PC.
    — Heather [2016-02-22]

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