Quotes – LRRbot

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#2179

You're gonna jack the stream? That's dangerous, Ian!

— Heather [2016-03-27]
#2178

When you're as humble and great as I am, you don't have to say anything.

— Kenji [2016-03-26]
#2177

Did you know that Twitch Chat is a Level 3 Judge?

— Jimmy Wong [2016-03-26]
#2176

I should give more credit to 6-year-olds.

— Jimmy [2016-03-26]
#2175

Limbs!

— Elantris [2016-03-26]
#2174

All I know is that it's risky dingos.

— Graham [2016-03-26]
#2173

The continuing adventures of 'Land, Pass'

— Graham [2016-03-26]
#2172

I'm here because I'm beautiful.

— Cameron [2016-03-26]
#2171

I mean, it was chat lethal like 18 turns ago.

— Graham [2016-03-26]
#2170

You can't hug the moon without it hugging back.

— Cameron [2016-03-26]
#2169

I didn't get to explode you...

— Elantris [2016-03-26]
#2168

My deck curves out at 7, so I put in 8 lands to be safe.

— Cameron [2016-03-26]
#2167

Does it have lifelink? No? Then I don't care.

— Marshall [2016-03-26]
#2166

Please don't play 41 cards, it hurts my feelings.

— Marshall [2016-03-26]
#2165

I lrrEFF ing hate freedom...

— Alex [2016-03-25]
#2164

Radiation for everyone!

— Serge [2016-03-25]
#2163

Dix, they think you're an old man.

— Serge [2016-03-25]
#2162

Land pubes!

— Alex [2016-03-25]
#2160

I've realized how ugly you are.

— Serge [2016-03-25]
#2159

lrrEFF off Java! Get the lrrEFF off my stream!

— Alex [2016-03-25]
#2158

If you touch any, you acquire floating-ass box.

— Alex [2016-03-25]
#2157

Kick, block, punch. Duck, duck, turn.

— Alex [2016-03-25]
#2156

We die first, THEN lose our intelligence.

— Alex [2016-03-25]
#2155

Children are not eligible for Amazon Prime.

— Graham [2016-03-24]
#2154

Now that we're married, Graham, we can have sex, right?

— Kathleen [2016-03-24]