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#1883
Well, Paul's just a giant douche, so...
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James
[2016-02-18]
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#1882
I hate when good people watch our draft.
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James
[2016-02-18]
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#1881
And yes, that's a sex thing.
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James
[2016-02-18]
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#1880
D'oh
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Andrew
[2016-02-18]
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#1879
No, Siri, I'm not considering alcoholism.
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Ian
[2016-02-16]
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#1878
That sounds like trees, or death.
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Ian
[2016-02-16]
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#1877
Is there such a thing as brutalist graffiti?
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Cori
[2016-02-16]
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#1876
In the back of my mind, I always had the suspicion that there were dead bodies in an ice cream van. Now I know.
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Paul
[2016-02-17]
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#1875
You can't drive the truck up the stairs.
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Graham
[2016-02-17]
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#1873
I don't want bedbugs. Bedbugs suck.
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Paul
[2016-02-17]
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#1872
If everyone could just stop *** with shit... I'd really appreciate it.
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Graham
[2016-02-17]
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#1871
The sun is hauling ass!
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Graham
[2016-02-17]
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#1870
I don't care about crimes.
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Graham
[2016-02-17]
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#1869
Don't strum the baby!
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Heather
[2016-02-17]
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#1868
ARE YOU LISTENING TO THE _CHAT_?!
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Cori
[2016-02-16]
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#1867
If you spray paint them enough in the face, I'm sure they'll die.
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Ben
[2016-02-16]
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#1866
I've got inveepadeepbeepbeep frames!
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Ben
[2016-02-16]
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#1865
It's super shitty! I love it!
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Ian
[2016-02-16]
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#1864
What are you MADE out of?
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Cori
[2016-02-16]
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#1863
I get to see your dick on any of these cars.
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Ben
[2016-02-16]
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#1862
If now's not the time to take pictures of smoke dongs, when *is* the time?
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Ian
[2016-02-16]
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#1861
Oh God! I can see his brain! It's in his head!
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Alex
[2016-02-16]
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#1860
This is my anti-social zone.
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Heather
[2016-02-16]
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#1859
Just doing some light tubin'... oh wait, I have to do it from the front.
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Heather
[2016-02-16]
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#1858
Not sure I could recommend what Kirby's showing off.
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Heather
[2016-02-16]
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