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  1. #1620
    I think we call that one the 'Clam Slam'!
    — Alex [2016-01-19]
  2. #1619
    Oh shit! I regret everything! I regret everything I've ever done!
    — Alex [2016-01-19]
  3. #1618
    Wind power: The WAVE of the future.
    — Alex [2016-01-19]
  4. #1617
    It's like fighting God with a toothpick!
    — Alex [2016-01-19]
  5. #1616
    Maybe play to your strengths, instead of... whatever you're doing.
    — Cori [2016-01-18]
  6. #1615
    I can become taller, if that helps.
    — Cori [2016-01-18]
  7. #1614
    Extinguish the lamp with your orange fluid.
    — Cori [2016-01-18]
  8. #1613
    What can't you lick?
    — Cori [2016-01-18]
  9. #1612
    I'm more than happy to FUCK!
    — Beej [2016-01-18]
  10. #1611
    You've just got to make everything wet.
    — Cori [2016-01-18]
  11. #1610
    Sometimes, I just jump into walls...
    — Beej [2016-01-18]
  12. #1609
    They're not people.
    — Cori [2016-01-18]
  13. #1608
    That egg wants a pineapple!
    — Beej [2016-01-18]
  14. #1607
    Children are not people.
    — Cori [2016-01-18]
  15. #1606
    I should go pound sand.
    — Beej [2016-01-18]
  16. #1605
    By 'our' I mean your.
    — Cori [2016-01-18]
  17. #1604
    You can pound your melons.
    — Cori [2016-01-18]
  18. #1603
    We've unlocked both sight and sound... and nausea.
    — Cori [2016-01-18]
  19. #1602
    Like if Kirby ate shit.
    — Graham [2016-01-18]
  20. #1601
    I cast pork-chop sandwiches.
    — Ian [2016-01-17]
  21. #1600
    Reject toxic masculinity, embrace taco masculinity.
    — Cameron [2016-01-17]
  22. #1599
    He's... delicious? No... adorable. That's the word.
    — Ian [2016-01-17]
  23. #1598
    Well, that was a farty noise.
    — Cameron [2016-01-17]
  24. #1597
    He is eager to come over and show you his new and improved butt.
    — Cameron [2016-01-17]
  25. #1596
    I was told 'Shooty Shooty Bang Bang!'
    — Kate [2016-01-17]

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