Quotes – LRRbot

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#1893

He's a wiener, but I don't want him to die!

— Alex [2016-02-19]
#1892

Chat has told me not to eat a bridge.

— Cori [2016-02-19]
#1891

He goes right up my *** every single time.

— Alex [2016-02-19]
#1890

I want a dragon where I feed it beans and it gives me gold.

— Alex [2016-02-19]
#1889

I need to get back to groin my moe!

— Alex [2016-02-19]
#1888

She's wearing MOST of a pair of pants...

— Alex [2016-02-19]
#1887

That's a weird *** thing to say, even for me.

— Cameron [2016-02-18]
#1886

I've got like resting dread face.

— Cameron [2016-02-18]
#1885

This game is stealing my life again. It's definitely abrading my ability to play Magic all the time.

— Cameron [2016-02-18]
#1884

Haumph yelled at me once.

— Cameron [2016-02-18]
#1883

Well, Paul's just a giant douche, so...

— James [2016-02-18]
#1882

I hate when good people watch our draft.

— James [2016-02-18]
#1881

And yes, that's a sex thing.

— James [2016-02-18]
#1880

D'oh

— Andrew [2016-02-18]
#1879

No, Siri, I'm not considering alcoholism.

— Ian [2016-02-16]
#1878

That sounds like trees, or death.

— Ian [2016-02-16]
#1877

Is there such a thing as brutalist graffiti?

— Cori [2016-02-16]
#1876

In the back of my mind, I always had the suspicion that there were dead bodies in an ice cream van. Now I know.

— Paul [2016-02-17]
#1875

You can't drive the truck up the stairs.

— Graham [2016-02-17]
#1873

I don't want bedbugs. Bedbugs suck.

— Paul [2016-02-17]
#1872

If everyone could just stop *** with shit... I'd really appreciate it.

— Graham [2016-02-17]
#1871

The sun is hauling ass!

— Graham [2016-02-17]
#1870

I don't care about crimes.

— Graham [2016-02-17]
#1869

Don't strum the baby!

— Heather [2016-02-17]
#1868

ARE YOU LISTENING TO THE _CHAT_?!

— Cori [2016-02-16]