Quotes – LRRbot

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#1967

That's where Iraq is.

— Graham [2016-02-24]
#1966

Boy am I damp

— Graham [2016-02-24]
#1965

Can we do babies together?

— Ian [2016-02-24]
#1964

I can't move the broccoli into my trap, can I?

— Ian [2016-02-23]
#1963

I am not the perfect insider, which is NOT a pornography.

— Ian [2016-02-23]
#1962

Never skip Head Day.

— Alex [2016-02-23]
#1961

What the Hell was that? Did I just blow up another planet?

— Alex [2016-02-23]
#1960

Can I just walk into the ocean and drown?

— Alex [2016-02-23]
#1959

Just drink some corpse water. Listen buddy, I'm gonna drink your milkshake.

— Alex [2016-02-23]
#1958

Apparently, you can't open a can with a sword.

— Alex [2016-02-23]
#1957

*humming the original Star Trek theme tune*

— Alex [2016-02-23]
#1956

I don't want to know where I'm stuffing all these things...

— Alex [2016-02-23]
#1955

Water: 19% wet

— Alex [2016-02-23]
#1954

Auntie Em! Auntie Em! We're going to get the lrrEFF inside!

— Alex [2016-02-23]
#1953

That's a "tomorrow" problem...

— Alex [2016-02-23]
#1952

Hockey: also a universal constant.

— Alex [2016-02-23]
#1951

Spiders are a universal constant.

— Alex [2016-02-23]
#1950

Are you food or death? I mean, you're creepy.

— Alex [2016-02-23]
#1949

I REALLY hope this is not radioactive.

— Alex [2016-02-23]
#1948

Why do we have a VHS cassette in space?

— Alex [2016-02-23]
#1947

We're going to swipe right on not dying of exposure.

— Alex [2016-02-23]
#1946

Does anyone have a context for this planet?

— Alex [2016-02-23]
#1945

It's weird being healthy again.

— Alex [2016-02-23]
#1944

Hodor: What are your hot tips on defeating the Alex?

— Cori [2016-02-22]
#1943

We do like talking about the stamen.

— Cori [2016-02-22]