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#1969
I don't know what two stones trapped in a soggy bag would look like.
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Graham
[2016-02-24]
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#1968
Why is no one doing anything banal?
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Graham
[2016-02-24]
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#1967
That's where Iraq is.
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Graham
[2016-02-24]
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#1966
Boy am I damp
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Graham
[2016-02-24]
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#1965
Can we do babies together?
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Ian
[2016-02-24]
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#1964
I can't move the broccoli into my trap, can I?
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Ian
[2016-02-23]
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#1963
I am not the perfect insider, which is NOT a pornography.
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Ian
[2016-02-23]
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#1962
Never skip Head Day.
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Alex
[2016-02-23]
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#1961
What the Hell was that? Did I just blow up another planet?
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Alex
[2016-02-23]
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#1960
Can I just walk into the ocean and drown?
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Alex
[2016-02-23]
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#1959
Just drink some corpse water. Listen buddy, I'm gonna drink your milkshake.
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Alex
[2016-02-23]
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#1958
Apparently, you can't open a can with a sword.
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Alex
[2016-02-23]
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#1957
*humming the original Star Trek theme tune*
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Alex
[2016-02-23]
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#1956
I don't want to know where I'm stuffing all these things...
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Alex
[2016-02-23]
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#1955
Water: 19% wet
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Alex
[2016-02-23]
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#1954
Auntie Em! Auntie Em! We're going to get the lrrEFF inside!
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Alex
[2016-02-23]
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#1953
That's a "tomorrow" problem...
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Alex
[2016-02-23]
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#1952
Hockey: also a universal constant.
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Alex
[2016-02-23]
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#1951
Spiders are a universal constant.
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Alex
[2016-02-23]
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#1950
Are you food or death? I mean, you're creepy.
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Alex
[2016-02-23]
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#1949
I REALLY hope this is not radioactive.
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Alex
[2016-02-23]
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#1948
Why do we have a VHS cassette in space?
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Alex
[2016-02-23]
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#1947
We're going to swipe right on not dying of exposure.
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Alex
[2016-02-23]
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#1946
Does anyone have a context for this planet?
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Alex
[2016-02-23]
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#1945
It's weird being healthy again.
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Alex
[2016-02-23]