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  1. #1969
    I don't know what two stones trapped in a soggy bag would look like.
    — Graham [2016-02-24]
  2. #1968
    Why is no one doing anything banal?
    — Graham [2016-02-24]
  3. #1967
    That's where Iraq is.
    — Graham [2016-02-24]
  4. #1966
    Boy am I damp
    — Graham [2016-02-24]
  5. #1965
    Can we do babies together?
    — Ian [2016-02-24]
  6. #1964
    I can't move the broccoli into my trap, can I?
    — Ian [2016-02-23]
  7. #1963
    I am not the perfect insider, which is NOT a pornography.
    — Ian [2016-02-23]
  8. #1962
    Never skip Head Day.
    — Alex [2016-02-23]
  9. #1961
    What the Hell was that? Did I just blow up another planet?
    — Alex [2016-02-23]
  10. #1960
    Can I just walk into the ocean and drown?
    — Alex [2016-02-23]
  11. #1959
    Just drink some corpse water. Listen buddy, I'm gonna drink your milkshake.
    — Alex [2016-02-23]
  12. #1958
    Apparently, you can't open a can with a sword.
    — Alex [2016-02-23]
  13. #1957
    *humming the original Star Trek theme tune*
    — Alex [2016-02-23]
  14. #1956
    I don't want to know where I'm stuffing all these things...
    — Alex [2016-02-23]
  15. #1955
    Water: 19% wet
    — Alex [2016-02-23]
  16. #1954
    Auntie Em! Auntie Em! We're going to get the lrrEFF inside!
    — Alex [2016-02-23]
  17. #1953
    That's a "tomorrow" problem...
    — Alex [2016-02-23]
  18. #1952
    Hockey: also a universal constant.
    — Alex [2016-02-23]
  19. #1951
    Spiders are a universal constant.
    — Alex [2016-02-23]
  20. #1950
    Are you food or death? I mean, you're creepy.
    — Alex [2016-02-23]
  21. #1949
    I REALLY hope this is not radioactive.
    — Alex [2016-02-23]
  22. #1948
    Why do we have a VHS cassette in space?
    — Alex [2016-02-23]
  23. #1947
    We're going to swipe right on not dying of exposure.
    — Alex [2016-02-23]
  24. #1946
    Does anyone have a context for this planet?
    — Alex [2016-02-23]
  25. #1945
    It's weird being healthy again.
    — Alex [2016-02-23]