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#2006
Yes. I now have a business.
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Cori
[2016-03-01]
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#2005
It's not going to be good for humping.
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Ian
[2016-03-01]
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#2004
Looks like you just have to get your little thing in there. Oh, no...
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Cori
[2016-03-01]
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#2003
Nothing is stopping me! I can phase through! Oh, no I can't. It's just a down hole, never mind.
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Ian
[2016-03-01]
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#2002
Everything here looks like it's touching you!
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Beej
[2016-03-01]
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#2001
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! We got you a cake made of EVIL!
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Alex
[2016-03-01]
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#2000
You can look down the barrel and see into God's bathroom.
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Cameron
[2016-03-01]
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#1999
This is awesome! It's a game where you win by killing yourself! I'd be so good at this!
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Cameron
[2016-03-01]
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#1998
Let's try to not lrrEFF up...
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Alex
[2016-03-01]
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#1997
Nobody tell Marshall Sutcliffe I'm talking *** about limited. I'll never hear the end of it.
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Alex
[2016-03-01]
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#1996
Tough day at the office? Grab a Snickers and get shot in the balls.
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Alex
[2016-03-01]
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#1995
I also have Beats by Dre!
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Alex
[2016-03-01]
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#1994
Your meat power is unstoppable!
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Ian
[2016-03-01]
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#1993
Well, you murdered someone with music...
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Ian
[2016-03-01]
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#1992
I've got a thing I can play with.
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Beej
[2016-02-29]
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#1991
It was not my fault that she got cancer.
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Beej
[2016-02-29]
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#1990
Commence butt-fusion!
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Paul
[2016-02-29]
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#1989
I don't have a dog in this fight because I AM NOT ENGAGING IN DOGFIGHTS.
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Paul
[2016-02-29]
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#1988
Is there even a button to not kill somebody?
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Paul
[2016-02-17]
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#1987
Unwarranted violence? That man stole a wallet!
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Graham
[2016-02-10]
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#1986
I would like to have a door on my house. I would actually like to have two doors on my house.
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Alex
[2016-02-26]
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#1985
Cori: Why would you have a brick wall covered in air fresheners?
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Alex
[2016-02-26]
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#1984
Oh boy... we've got a weiner.
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Alex
[2016-02-26]
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#1983
I am Ang Lee.
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Cori
[2016-02-26]
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#1982
I've had hard times... Pissing baby will always be there for me.
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Alex
[2016-02-26]
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