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#1569

Hey you, come and attack me, I'm so vulnerable.

— Paul [2016-01-13]
#1568

No, I was wrong. The ground doesn't hurt me. The ground instantly kills me.

— Paul [2016-01-13]
#1567

You really don't have to show me failure, game, I know what that looks like.

— Heather [2016-01-13]
#1566

I have a car inside my body!

— Ian [2016-01-12]
#1565

If I have exploding things shoved into me... that would be a bad thing.

— Ian [2016-01-12]
#1564

Today's Alex is a fast-paced world, so I need a fast-paced medium with which to communicate... which is text.

— Cori [2016-01-12]
#1563

It's a good thing I already have a coma.

— Ian [2016-01-12]
#1562

I am going to own another human being that belongs to someone else for a while.

— Ian [2016-01-12]
#1561

You were making fun of my pug-burger...

— Cori [2016-01-12]
#1560

That movie was a nine-foot boner with a cheeseburger on the end. It didn't need a sequel.

— Cameron [2016-01-12]
#1559

It's bigger than God.

— Alex [2016-01-12]
#1558

It's a TM. The DRM on that CD breaks it.

— Heather [2016-01-12]
#1557

You know, I feel as though some of these locations might actually look a little better than Walden and the Werewolf. At least I think these people have been inside a building.

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1556

Can I just say, I reject her. Right now. The subocean rejects this.

— The_Ocean_who_Subbed [2015-03-27]
#1555

Manga, not even once.

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1554

What if we did a generic horror game but it was headlined by a manga character. BY MY OC! I'M GONNA PUT MY OC IN A HORROR MANGA GAME, he's a kid and he's got a striped shirt and his necklace has a razorblade on it and he's got pink eyes, 'cause...

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1553

Like I get it: you read all of Death Note and you're like, shit, I want to make a video game.

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1552

Chi da! Editor's note: chi means blood.

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1551

The lrrEFF are we walking on?

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1550

Ah, such angstu da.

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1549

I brought sushi. It's Japanese.

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1548

It's so tough being thirteen.

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1547

A slinky ripped just ripped the bear's head off.

— Graham [2015-03-27]
#1546

I don't think even Ched is drunk enough for this game.

— Graham [2015-03-27]
#1545

I wish we could race around the library.

— Graham [2015-03-27]