Quotes – LRRbot

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#2011

I'm going to go crash an episode of Parks & Rec.

— Graham [2016-03-02]
#2010

A watched dog never boils.

— Paul [2016-03-02]
#2009

I have COME for your MILK!

— Heather [2016-03-02]
#2008

There's nothing wrong with huffing a ton of spice.

— Ian [2016-03-01]
#2007

Remember kids: Kilver is gun for 'fun'!

— Ian [2016-03-01]
#2006

Yes. I now have a business.

— Cori [2016-03-01]
#2005

It's not going to be good for humping.

— Ian [2016-03-01]
#2004

Looks like you just have to get your little thing in there. Oh, no...

— Cori [2016-03-01]
#2003

Nothing is stopping me! I can phase through! Oh, no I can't. It's just a down hole, never mind.

— Ian [2016-03-01]
#2002

Everything here looks like it's touching you!

— Beej [2016-03-01]
#2001

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! We got you a cake made of EVIL!

— Alex [2016-03-01]
#2000

You can look down the barrel and see into God's bathroom.

— Cameron [2016-03-01]
#1999

This is awesome! It's a game where you win by killing yourself! I'd be so good at this!

— Cameron [2016-03-01]
#1998

Let's try to not lrrEFF up...

— Alex [2016-03-01]
#1997

Nobody tell Marshall Sutcliffe I'm talking *** about limited. I'll never hear the end of it.

— Alex [2016-03-01]
#1996

Tough day at the office? Grab a Snickers and get shot in the balls.

— Alex [2016-03-01]
#1995

I also have Beats by Dre!

— Alex [2016-03-01]
#1994

Your meat power is unstoppable!

— Ian [2016-03-01]
#1993

Well, you murdered someone with music...

— Ian [2016-03-01]
#1992

I've got a thing I can play with.

— Beej [2016-02-29]
#1991

It was not my fault that she got cancer.

— Beej [2016-02-29]
#1990

Commence butt-fusion!

— Paul [2016-02-29]
#1989

I don't have a dog in this fight because I AM NOT ENGAGING IN DOGFIGHTS.

— Paul [2016-02-29]
#1988

Is there even a button to not kill somebody?

— Paul [2016-02-17]
#1987

Unwarranted violence? That man stole a wallet!

— Graham [2016-02-10]