Quotes – LRRbot

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#1829

She wouldn't have died if I didn't get slapped five times

— Ben [2016-02-15]
#1827

How big is a watermelon's dick?

— Beej [2016-02-15]
#1826

Would you like to be the kiwi being *** by a watermelon?

— Ben [2016-02-15]
#1825

You get to be wrong.

— Heather [2016-02-15]
#1824

You can taste my green asshole.

— Beej [2016-02-15]
#1823

I know all my watermelons are twice as big as me.

— Heather [2016-02-15]
#1822

You were discovering girls.

— Beej [2016-02-15]
#1821

Everything went to Hell when the dick pics were set loose.

— Ben [2016-02-15]
#1820

Some immersion-ruining might be good for him.

— Heather [2016-02-15]
#1819

Wakey, wakey, hands off snakey... hands ON snakey is what I really want.

— Paul [2016-02-15]
#1818

It's hidden behind my LIFE! That's not very fair.

— Paul [2016-02-15]
#1817

And someone else who used their real name: murderfacemurderface9797!

— Paul [2016-02-15]
#1816

Do wallet sizes stack?

— Paul [2016-02-15]
#1815

Hello, ladies... Have you seen my BOOMERANG somewhere around here?

— Paul [2016-02-15]
#1814

The problem is waking him up? I have a sword! I have BOMBS! Wouldn't that be effective in waking him up?

— Paul [2016-02-15]
#1813

I think I'm going to have to re-gift this one.

— Paul [2016-02-15]
#1812

You gain the power to split into one!

— Paul [2016-02-15]
#1811

I have become a traitor

— Jordan [2016-02-13]
#1810

I'm the last of the Cyan warriors.

— Cam [2016-02-13]
#1808

Stop punching me in the back of the head its very impolite.

— Jamie [2016-02-13]
#1807

I just got killed by a noodle!

— Jamie [2016-02-13]
#1806

Swim away sweet dino.

— Fugi [2016-02-13]
#1805

No, please, please... I could potentially have children at some point.

— Cameron [2016-02-13]
#1804

NO! That's my wife!

— Jamie [2016-02-13]
#1803

We can talk.

— Cam [2016-02-13]