Quotes – LRRbot

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#1980

You can switch Jesus...

— James [2016-02-25]
#1979

When that hotline bling, it can only mean one thing: lobster.

— Cameron [2016-02-25]
#1978

Is that 1-800-LOBSTER calling back?

— Graham [2016-02-25]
#1977

'James this is important.' 'So is calling 1-800-LOBSTER!'

— Graham and James [2016-02-25]
#1976

Adam's in chat? Aren't you supposed to be HERE?!

— James [2016-02-25]
#1975

That sucks, but... *thinks* Full stop. That sucks butt.

— Graham [2016-02-25]
#1974

James has a hunger, and that hunger, iiiiiiiiiis for hunger

— Graham
#1973

Little-known fact: Morgan... actually Dr. Dre.

— James [2016-02-25]
#1972

Why do I have to be Eric?

— James [2016-02-25]
#1971

I remember this card! This is like Cartel Aristocrat, if it was terrible.

— Cameron [2016-02-24]
#1969

I don't know what two stones trapped in a soggy bag would look like.

— Graham [2016-02-24]
#1968

Why is no one doing anything banal?

— Graham [2016-02-24]
#1967

That's where Iraq is.

— Graham [2016-02-24]
#1966

Boy am I damp

— Graham [2016-02-24]
#1965

Can we do babies together?

— Ian [2016-02-24]
#1964

I can't move the broccoli into my trap, can I?

— Ian [2016-02-23]
#1963

I am not the perfect insider, which is NOT a pornography.

— Ian [2016-02-23]
#1962

Never skip Head Day.

— Alex [2016-02-23]
#1961

What the Hell was that? Did I just blow up another planet?

— Alex [2016-02-23]
#1960

Can I just walk into the ocean and drown?

— Alex [2016-02-23]
#1959

Just drink some corpse water. Listen buddy, I'm gonna drink your milkshake.

— Alex [2016-02-23]
#1958

Apparently, you can't open a can with a sword.

— Alex [2016-02-23]
#1957

*humming the original Star Trek theme tune*

— Alex [2016-02-23]
#1956

I don't want to know where I'm stuffing all these things...

— Alex [2016-02-23]
#1955

Water: 19% wet

— Alex [2016-02-23]