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#1540

It's so cathartic to see Spud eat *** once in a while.

— Graham [2015-03-27]
#1539

It's called 'The Quivering'? What do you mean it's called 'The Quivering'?

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1537

Why is there a one banana toll just to get over to where a monkey is asleep?

— Graham [2015-03-27]
#1536

Bunny pancakes, anyone?
#1535

Now we get to watch this gnome die again. We get to send him to his death. Alright, little gnome, I need you to be very brave right now. Daddy needs you to do something very important for him and he'll be very proud of you. It's going to be okay. Only dreams now.

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1534

We just lrrEFF ing murdered him! We killed that man. We killed him.

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1533

"I'm ten! Reindeer meat! It arrived when we did! Why is that, Graham? Why did the reindeer meat show up when we did?" "Because our friends got shot out of the sky by some missiles." "They're lrrEFF ing dead. And you want to feed them to us?" "Santa's reindeer got gibbled in the air."

— Alex and Graham [2015-03-27]
#1532

Yeah, 'cause the naked anthro-reindeer hitting on a ten-year-old wasn't weird enough, now we have jive-talking orangutans.

— Graham [2015-03-27]
#1531

I'm ten. And my friends were just killed in a plane crash. You want me to go get you either a dollar or some rum, penguin man? ok.

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1530

"Did they died? Did they died?" "You didn't! You fell from the lrrEFF ing sky and landed on the..." "Wow, what a wacky adventure! We got hit by a lrrEFF ing cruise missile."

— Alex and Graham [2015-03-27]
#1529

We just used fireplace bellows to inflate Prancer, the inflatable reindeer and totally not sex toy.

— Graham [2015-03-27]
#1528

Hey! You need all four reindeer to take off.

— a little gnome
#1527

You're a little kid! You've seen dead people and naked reindeers today.

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1526

Fugi, hi! Help! I want hopsital!

— Graham [2015-03-27]
#1525

Oh, good. Oh, good. Oh, good. We have to mouth her now. Are you ready to mouth the naked reindeer we just...

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1524

Why Spud? Who else could give a girl a hot flush on a cold night like this?

— Donner
#1523

It's a little gnome! I'm going to put it in my bottom.

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1522

Right on, dude! Let's open the door that has claw marks all over it.

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1521

This is the murder room.

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1520

Is one of the reindeer a sex doll?

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1519

It's Prancer, the inflatable.
#1518

It looks like there's blood dripping down the walls.

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1517

Everything is fine again. Except for all the dead bodies downstairs. The tiny little crushed gnome bodies.

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1516

Aww, it's a fluffy bunny!
#1515

Why are we collecting dead gnomes?

— Alex [2015-03-27]