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  1. #1889
    I need to get back to groin my moe!
    — Alex [2016-02-19]
  2. #1888
    She's wearing MOST of a pair of pants...
    — Alex [2016-02-19]
  3. #1887
    That's a weird *** thing to say, even for me.
    — Cameron [2016-02-18]
  4. #1886
    I've got like resting dread face.
    — Cameron [2016-02-18]
  5. #1885
    This game is stealing my life again. It's definitely abrading my ability to play Magic all the time.
    — Cameron [2016-02-18]
  6. #1884
    Haumph yelled at me once.
    — Cameron [2016-02-18]
  7. #1883
    Well, Paul's just a giant douche, so...
    — James [2016-02-18]
  8. #1882
    I hate when good people watch our draft.
    — James [2016-02-18]
  9. #1881
    And yes, that's a sex thing.
    — James [2016-02-18]
  10. #1880
    D'oh
    — Andrew [2016-02-18]
  11. #1879
    No, Siri, I'm not considering alcoholism.
    — Ian [2016-02-16]
  12. #1878
    That sounds like trees, or death.
    — Ian [2016-02-16]
  13. #1877
    Is there such a thing as brutalist graffiti?
    — Cori [2016-02-16]
  14. #1876
    In the back of my mind, I always had the suspicion that there were dead bodies in an ice cream van. Now I know.
    — Paul [2016-02-17]
  15. #1875
    You can't drive the truck up the stairs.
    — Graham [2016-02-17]
  16. #1873
    I don't want bedbugs. Bedbugs suck.
    — Paul [2016-02-17]
  17. #1872
    If everyone could just stop *** with shit... I'd really appreciate it.
    — Graham [2016-02-17]
  18. #1871
    The sun is hauling ass!
    — Graham [2016-02-17]
  19. #1870
    I don't care about crimes.
    — Graham [2016-02-17]
  20. #1869
    Don't strum the baby!
    — Heather [2016-02-17]
  21. #1868
    ARE YOU LISTENING TO THE _CHAT_?!
    — Cori [2016-02-16]
  22. #1867
    If you spray paint them enough in the face, I'm sure they'll die.
    — Ben [2016-02-16]
  23. #1866
    I've got inveepadeepbeepbeep frames!
    — Ben [2016-02-16]
  24. #1865
    It's super shitty! I love it!
    — Ian [2016-02-16]
  25. #1864
    What are you MADE out of?
    — Cori [2016-02-16]