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#1512

You got to be real with me: is this a horror game? Don't lrrEFF with me, Stark!

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1511

I've played games that you play like this. I mean... I've heard about them.

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1510

You need to slow down. What the lrrEFF do you mean "the Cube"?

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1509

I thought I was doing the right thing... turns out I was just a bucket of faeces.

— Beej [2016-01-11]
#1508

I'm full of water now!

— Beej [2016-01-11]
#1507

Shiiiiiiiine... what? SHINE DICK!

— Beej [2016-01-11]
#1506

I hope I land right in the Beej Cannon.

— Beej [2016-01-11]
#1505

Wicker: fireproof. Confirmed.

— Heather [2016-01-11]
#1504

Hey, that looks... awful... Have fun!

— Heather [2016-01-11]
#1502

I think I'd prefer to marry Adam.

— Heather [2016-01-11]
#1501

I was not watching you play. I was watching Chat talk.

— Heather [2016-01-11]
#1500

How does one toddle?

— Heather [2016-01-11]
#1499

So I very carefully walk back to JESUS...

— Beej [2016-01-11]
#1498

Chat listens to everything and they log it.

— Beej [2016-01-11]
#1497

Chat is nice.

— Heather [2016-01-11]
#1496

When did you become Adam? When did I marry Adam? When did that happen?

— Heather [2016-01-11]
#1495

I'm going to drown that *** fish!

— Beej [2016-01-11]
#1494

No! I am garbage!

— Beej [2016-01-11]
#1493

I'm like a Cabbage Patch Kid over here.

— Paul [2016-01-11]
#1492

I'm a leaf on the wind! Wait no...

— Paul [2016-01-11]
#1491

Fill me up with cabbages!

— Paul [2016-01-11]
#1490

That, I have no idea. I'm assuming it's ghosts.

— Paul [2016-01-10]
#1489

Which makes sense, because... no, actually, it doesn't make sense.

— Paul [2016-01-10]
#1488

Honey Hunter. Fish Fetcher. These sound like bad porn names.

— Ian [2016-01-09]
#1487

Did you just get negged by a giraffe?

— Ian [2016-01-09]