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#1777

All his parts turned into smaller parts.

— Graham [2016-02-12]
#1776

Stop... being... everything...

— Graham [2016-02-12]
#1775

This is far more competent than the gameplay we usually get on Watch & Play.

— Graham [2016-02-12]
#1774

Goddamnit! I was looking at that!

— Alex [2016-02-12]
#1773

Shit. He's smart.

— Alex [2016-02-12]
#1772

Do you not have elevator music in YOUR shaft?

— Graham [2016-02-12]
#1771

I'm looking forward to going home and chasing my monkey later.

— Graham [2016-02-12]
#1770

I can see up ya pant leg...

— Alex [2016-02-12]
#1769

This is going to be an FPS Zoo Race.

— Alex [2016-02-12]
#1768

Alex... Alex... I want Borneo, too.

— Graham [2016-02-12]
#1767

What's the black thing on the screen? That's me.

— Cameron [2016-02-11]
#1766

I forgot to declare a variable... and that variable was pi.

— Cameron [2016-02-11]
#1765

You guys know I can READ chat, right?

— Cameron [2016-02-11]
#1764

Man, when you get shot in the face so hard, the building next to you explodes...

— Cameron [2016-02-11]
#1763

I want to move somewhere that isn't here.

— Cameron [2016-02-10]
#1762

How are you such toilet masters?

— Cameron [2016-02-10]
#1761

The aviators are also hair?

— Cameron [2016-02-10]
#1760

Never cough into your beer.

— Cameron [2016-02-10]
#1759

What games do I play when I just want to chill and not play something difficult? I read books.

— Cameron [2016-02-10]
#1758

Are we bantering? No, bantering implies some sort of charisma and chemistry.

— Graham [2016-02-10]
#1757

They're going to HTTP all over the place.

— Graham [2016-02-10]
#1756

Why were her nipples tagged?

— Graham [2016-02-10]
#1755

As a kidnapper, it's your responsibility to keep track of the people you kidnap. That's part of the relationship.

— Paul [2016-02-10]
#1754

I wipe my cache between every show so that I retain normality.

— Ian [2016-02-10]
#1753

I don't like this game... I mean, I like this game, but I don't like THIS game, but... uh... DAD GO AWAY!

— Heather [2016-02-10]