Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#1863

I get to see your dick on any of these cars.

— Ben [2016-02-16]
#1862

If now's not the time to take pictures of smoke dongs, when *is* the time?

— Ian [2016-02-16]
#1861

Oh God! I can see his brain! It's in his head!

— Alex [2016-02-16]
#1860

This is my anti-social zone.

— Heather [2016-02-16]
#1859

Just doing some light tubin'... oh wait, I have to do it from the front.

— Heather [2016-02-16]
#1858

Not sure I could recommend what Kirby's showing off.

— Heather [2016-02-16]
#1857

I DIDN'T WANNA BE A NINJA ANYWAY! ... totally wanted to be a ninja.

— Heather [2016-02-16]
#1856

I'm going to dismantle the Moonbase.

— Ben [2016-02-15]
#1855

It's the same way you think your life is actually important in some way.

— Elliott [2016-02-15]
#1854

Just go without any sort of planning.

— Elliott [2016-02-15]
#1853

I think you're OK. [...] I'm glad that ended up being true.

— Heather [2016-02-15]
#1852

Clearly, they hate the children!

— Elliott [2016-02-15]
#1851

Have you never seen Beej go to the bathroom?

— Heather [2016-02-15]
#1850

What was your dad doing all over your face?

— Ben [2016-02-15]
#1849

I have beard trauma.

— Heather [2016-02-15]
#1848

YOU REQUIRE MORE CHILDREN!

— Ben [2016-02-15]
#1847

I wanted to be SephirothsWife69

— Elliott [2016-02-15]
#1846

I'm not going to acknowledge you.

— Ben [2016-02-15]
#1845

I don't know where straight up is.

— Beej [2016-02-15]
#1844

It's a climb-apple.

— Elliott [2016-02-15]
#1843

You guys don't HAVE families.

— Ben [2016-02-15]
#1842

We're in Alberta right now.

— Elliott [2016-02-15]
#1841

I PUT YOU IN THE GROUND!

— Beej [2016-02-15]
#1840

I've got a tag now, son.

— Ben [2016-02-15]
#1839

So, something that happened while I was in the washroom, that I wanted to talk about...

— Ben [2016-02-15]