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  1. #1930
    Satan's so adorable!
    — Cori [2016-02-22]
  2. #1929
    Satan Touch's Keep?
    — Heather [2016-02-22]
  3. #1928
    We raise the roof. The roof is on fire. Now we stop raising the roof.
    — Cori [2016-02-22]
  4. #1927
    We're going to experience Beej.
    — Cori and Heather [2016-02-22]
  5. #1926
    I hate when I lock the garbage pan.
    — Heather [2016-02-22]
  6. #1925
    I'm not sure my soul's compatible with the PC.
    — Heather [2016-02-22]
  7. #1924
    That guy has great taste in reading materials... so we steal them and make him think he's going insane!
    — Paul [2016-02-22]
  8. #1923
    I'm looking for old guys...
    — Paul [2016-02-22]
  9. #1922
    Oh... kay... I summoned a weird guy...
    — Paul [2016-02-22]
  10. #1921
    LRRcon 5 confirmed? Nice. I'm super-excited about that.
    — Paul [2016-02-22]
  11. #1920
    I cant hear you over how much we blew up and drowned.
    — Alex [2016-02-20]
  12. #1919
    Oh look, I found a cloud of creepers, yeah
    — Cori [2016-02-20]
  13. #1918
    There didn't used to be a hole there
    — Cori [2016-02-20]
  14. #1916
    Cori, Cori, hey Cori, there is something on my face, could you wack it off?"
    — Alex [2016-02-20]
  15. #1914
    "Where are you, Alex?" "Uh, in trouble."
    — James and Alex [2016-02-20]
  16. #1913
    Minecraft make you behave.... strangely
    — Alex [2016-02-20]
  17. #1911
    You didn't know what the cake was? Will you just accept anything that Alex sticks inside of your mouth?
    — Compleatly [2016-02-20]
  18. #1910
    I was not expecting a baby head of THAT magnitude.
    — Cori [2016-02-19]
  19. #1909
    Am I gaslighting MYSELF?
    — Alex [2016-02-19]
  20. #1908
    It got flat.
    — Cori [2016-02-19]
  21. #1907
    Holding... balls!
    — Cori [2016-02-19]
  22. #1906
    No, don't Windows.
    — Cori [2016-02-19]
  23. #1905
    Haha! Outsmarted the piano!
    — Cori [2016-02-19]
  24. #1904
    This is the shiniest forbidden piano I've ever encountered.
    — Alex [2016-02-19]
  25. #1903
    I can't tell you. That would be illegal.
    — Cori [2016-02-19]