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  1. #1818
    It's hidden behind my LIFE! That's not very fair.
    — Paul [2016-02-15]
  2. #1817
    And someone else who used their real name: murderfacemurderface9797!
    — Paul [2016-02-15]
  3. #1816
    Do wallet sizes stack?
    — Paul [2016-02-15]
  4. #1815
    Hello, ladies... Have you seen my BOOMERANG somewhere around here?
    — Paul [2016-02-15]
  5. #1814
    The problem is waking him up? I have a sword! I have BOMBS! Wouldn't that be effective in waking him up?
    — Paul [2016-02-15]
  6. #1813
    I think I'm going to have to re-gift this one.
    — Paul [2016-02-15]
  7. #1812
    You gain the power to split into one!
    — Paul [2016-02-15]
  8. #1811
    I have become a traitor
    — Jordan [2016-02-13]
  9. #1810
    I'm the last of the Cyan warriors.
    — Cam [2016-02-13]
  10. #1808
    Stop punching me in the back of the head its very impolite.
    — Jamie [2016-02-13]
  11. #1807
    I just got killed by a noodle!
    — Jamie [2016-02-13]
  12. #1806
    Swim away sweet dino.
    — Fugi [2016-02-13]
  13. #1805
    No, please, please... I could potentially have children at some point.
    — Cameron [2016-02-13]
  14. #1804
    NO! That's my wife!
    — Jamie [2016-02-13]
  15. #1803
    We can talk.
    — Cam [2016-02-13]
  16. #1802
    I'm not here to make friends Kate!
    — Cam [2016-02-13]
  17. #1801
    Kathleen, stop taking my pants off!
    — Jamie [2016-02-13]
  18. #1800
    It is YOU who have been comed with.
    — Kathleen [2016-02-13]
  19. #1799
    Don't judge me I'm a mother!
    — Kathleen [2016-02-13]
  20. #1798
    I like how everyone's trying to get us to say something quoteable.
    — Jordan [2016-02-13]
  21. #1797
    No, I don't want to put my butt on her! I mean right now!
    — Jamie [2016-02-13]
  22. #1796
    Yes! YES! I killed somebody!
    — Kate [2016-02-13]
  23. #1795
    Cori, let go of at least one of us...
    — Graham [2016-02-13]
  24. #1794
    I think we can feel good about that one. We only let them kill roughly half the civilians.
    — Cameron [2016-02-13]
  25. #1793
    I don't want cards!
    — Adam [2016-02-13]

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