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  1. #1794
    I think we can feel good about that one. We only let them kill roughly half the civilians.
    — Cameron [2016-02-13]
  2. #1793
    I don't want cards!
    — Adam [2016-02-13]
  3. #1792
    somethings I say, uhh, I should think before I talk sometimes I think
    — Adam [2016-02-13]
  4. #1791
    I'm slowly dying from TV.
    — Alex [2016-02-12]
  5. #1790
    Why were you milking fire out of him?
    — Ian [2016-02-12]
  6. #1789
    I don't want to learn stuff, I want to go home!
    — Alex [2016-02-12]
  7. #1788
    Do you ENJOY being FASCISTS?!
    — Alex [2016-02-12]
  8. #1787
    You're the first Jewish Muslim I've ever met.
    — Alex [2016-02-12]
  9. #1786
    Damn, I wish I was smart enough to punch guys.
    — Ben [2016-02-12]
  10. #1785
    Just sleep for 70 days.
    — Graham [2016-02-12]
  11. #1784
    Please do not shove a syringe up my ass!
    — Graham [2016-02-12]
  12. #1783
    new prison who dis
    — Graham [2016-02-12]
  13. #1782
    Go to JAIL!
    — Graham [2016-02-12]
  14. #1781
    Why is a stick fighting me?
    — Alex [2016-02-12]
  15. #1780
    You're so good at porker.
    — Graham [2016-02-12]
  16. #1779
    Why the lrrEFF is that a SLIDER?
    — Alex [2016-02-12]
  17. #1778
    That's a penis!
    — Alex [2016-02-12]
  18. #1777
    All his parts turned into smaller parts.
    — Graham [2016-02-12]
  19. #1776
    Stop... being... everything...
    — Graham [2016-02-12]
  20. #1775
    This is far more competent than the gameplay we usually get on Watch & Play.
    — Graham [2016-02-12]
  21. #1774
    Goddamnit! I was looking at that!
    — Alex [2016-02-12]
  22. #1773
    Shit. He's smart.
    — Alex [2016-02-12]
  23. #1772
    Do you not have elevator music in YOUR shaft?
    — Graham [2016-02-12]
  24. #1771
    I'm looking forward to going home and chasing my monkey later.
    — Graham [2016-02-12]
  25. #1770
    I can see up ya pant leg...
    — Alex [2016-02-12]