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  1. #1838
    I think it keeps my head from imploding.
    — Beej [2016-02-15]
  2. #1837
    We recommend this anime, this anime, and this 1980s pornography.
    — Beej [2016-02-15]
  3. #1836
    If you want to borrow my copy of Super Hornio Brothers, I'll certainly lend it to you.
    — Beej [2016-02-15]
  4. #1835
    When I think of Mario and dick pics, I think of two actors.
    — Beej [2016-02-15]
  5. #1834
    It's fake danger, like the kind in the bedroom.
    — Ben [2016-02-15]
  6. #1833
    This is David Bowie's Giant *** Labyrinth.
    — Beej [2016-02-15]
  7. #1831
    You ruffled his fedora!
    — Ben [2016-02-15]
  8. #1830
    Have you finished all the creepy old mans?
    — Ben [2016-02-15]
  9. #1829
    She wouldn't have died if I didn't get slapped five times
    — Ben [2016-02-15]
  10. #1827
    How big is a watermelon's dick?
    — Beej [2016-02-15]
  11. #1826
    Would you like to be the kiwi being *** by a watermelon?
    — Ben [2016-02-15]
  12. #1825
    You get to be wrong.
    — Heather [2016-02-15]
  13. #1824
    You can taste my green asshole.
    — Beej [2016-02-15]
  14. #1823
    I know all my watermelons are twice as big as me.
    — Heather [2016-02-15]
  15. #1822
    You were discovering girls.
    — Beej [2016-02-15]
  16. #1821
    Everything went to Hell when the dick pics were set loose.
    — Ben [2016-02-15]
  17. #1820
    Some immersion-ruining might be good for him.
    — Heather [2016-02-15]
  18. #1819
    Wakey, wakey, hands off snakey... hands ON snakey is what I really want.
    — Paul [2016-02-15]
  19. #1818
    It's hidden behind my LIFE! That's not very fair.
    — Paul [2016-02-15]
  20. #1817
    And someone else who used their real name: murderfacemurderface9797!
    — Paul [2016-02-15]
  21. #1816
    Do wallet sizes stack?
    — Paul [2016-02-15]
  22. #1815
    Hello, ladies... Have you seen my BOOMERANG somewhere around here?
    — Paul [2016-02-15]
  23. #1814
    The problem is waking him up? I have a sword! I have BOMBS! Wouldn't that be effective in waking him up?
    — Paul [2016-02-15]
  24. #1813
    I think I'm going to have to re-gift this one.
    — Paul [2016-02-15]
  25. #1812
    You gain the power to split into one!
    — Paul [2016-02-15]

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