Quotes – LRRbot

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#1787

You're the first Jewish Muslim I've ever met.

— Alex [2016-02-12]
#1786

Damn, I wish I was smart enough to punch guys.

— Ben [2016-02-12]
#1785

Just sleep for 70 days.

— Graham [2016-02-12]
#1784

Please do not shove a syringe up my ass!

— Graham [2016-02-12]
#1783

new prison who dis

— Graham [2016-02-12]
#1782

Go to JAIL!

— Graham [2016-02-12]
#1781

Why is a stick fighting me?

— Alex [2016-02-12]
#1780

You're so good at porker.

— Graham [2016-02-12]
#1779

Why the lrrEFF is that a SLIDER?

— Alex [2016-02-12]
#1778

That's a penis!

— Alex [2016-02-12]
#1777

All his parts turned into smaller parts.

— Graham [2016-02-12]
#1776

Stop... being... everything...

— Graham [2016-02-12]
#1775

This is far more competent than the gameplay we usually get on Watch & Play.

— Graham [2016-02-12]
#1774

Goddamnit! I was looking at that!

— Alex [2016-02-12]
#1773

Shit. He's smart.

— Alex [2016-02-12]
#1772

Do you not have elevator music in YOUR shaft?

— Graham [2016-02-12]
#1771

I'm looking forward to going home and chasing my monkey later.

— Graham [2016-02-12]
#1770

I can see up ya pant leg...

— Alex [2016-02-12]
#1769

This is going to be an FPS Zoo Race.

— Alex [2016-02-12]
#1768

Alex... Alex... I want Borneo, too.

— Graham [2016-02-12]
#1767

What's the black thing on the screen? That's me.

— Cameron [2016-02-11]
#1766

I forgot to declare a variable... and that variable was pi.

— Cameron [2016-02-11]
#1765

You guys know I can READ chat, right?

— Cameron [2016-02-11]
#1764

Man, when you get shot in the face so hard, the building next to you explodes...

— Cameron [2016-02-11]
#1763

I want to move somewhere that isn't here.

— Cameron [2016-02-10]