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  1. #12
    I can't control what comes out of my mouth. There's no brain thing there. The tongue is engaging separately. It's pure reptile instinct.
    — Kathleen
  2. #11
    There is no amount of tips a 16-year-old girl in short shorts can't earn if she doesn't respect her body.
    — Kathleen [2015-01-30]
  3. #10
    I am become Death, destroyer of sheep.
    — Alex [2015-02-03]
  4. #9
    There is no shame in defeating an ignorant opponent.
    — Kathleen [2015-01-30]
  5. #8
    Once, at a LAN party, I sat down on my own nutsack so hard that I almost blacked out.
    — Cameron [2015-01-16]
  6. #7
    My desire is to be, like, a 67-year-old Chinese woman.
    — Alex [2015-01-31]
  7. #6
    My ears dissolve plastic.
    — Paul [2015-01-28]
  8. #5
    I think we're safe now.
    — Alex, frequent last words
  9. #4
    I bathe my hands in milk every morning.
    — Graham [2015-01-16]
  10. #3
    I'm always kind of freaked out by Cam.
    — Tally
  11. #2
    The day I stream Minecraft is the last time I stream.
    — Adam [2015-01-17]
  12. #1
    There's no worse panic than the panic you feel when you think you might have got your head stuck in something.
    — RebelliousUno