Quotes – LRRbot

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#1838

I think it keeps my head from imploding.

— Beej [2016-02-15]
#1837

We recommend this anime, this anime, and this 1980s pornography.

— Beej [2016-02-15]
#1836

If you want to borrow my copy of Super Hornio Brothers, I'll certainly lend it to you.

— Beej [2016-02-15]
#1835

When I think of Mario and dick pics, I think of two actors.

— Beej [2016-02-15]
#1834

It's fake danger, like the kind in the bedroom.

— Ben [2016-02-15]
#1833

This is David Bowie's Giant *** Labyrinth.

— Beej [2016-02-15]
#1831

You ruffled his fedora!

— Ben [2016-02-15]
#1830

Have you finished all the creepy old mans?

— Ben [2016-02-15]
#1829

She wouldn't have died if I didn't get slapped five times

— Ben [2016-02-15]
#1827

How big is a watermelon's dick?

— Beej [2016-02-15]
#1826

Would you like to be the kiwi being *** by a watermelon?

— Ben [2016-02-15]
#1825

You get to be wrong.

— Heather [2016-02-15]
#1824

You can taste my green asshole.

— Beej [2016-02-15]
#1823

I know all my watermelons are twice as big as me.

— Heather [2016-02-15]
#1822

You were discovering girls.

— Beej [2016-02-15]
#1821

Everything went to Hell when the dick pics were set loose.

— Ben [2016-02-15]
#1820

Some immersion-ruining might be good for him.

— Heather [2016-02-15]
#1819

Wakey, wakey, hands off snakey... hands ON snakey is what I really want.

— Paul [2016-02-15]
#1818

It's hidden behind my LIFE! That's not very fair.

— Paul [2016-02-15]
#1817

And someone else who used their real name: murderfacemurderface9797!

— Paul [2016-02-15]
#1816

Do wallet sizes stack?

— Paul [2016-02-15]
#1815

Hello, ladies... Have you seen my BOOMERANG somewhere around here?

— Paul [2016-02-15]
#1814

The problem is waking him up? I have a sword! I have BOMBS! Wouldn't that be effective in waking him up?

— Paul [2016-02-15]
#1813

I think I'm going to have to re-gift this one.

— Paul [2016-02-15]
#1812

You gain the power to split into one!

— Paul [2016-02-15]