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#1436

You ran into the lies, Alex. You hit the lies.

— Graham [2014-01-17]
#1435

I hope that if we're visited by extraterrestrials this is the first thing they find. And then they're like, gotta exterminate them.

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1434

Somebody made this game. This came from a person.

— Cameron [2014-01-17]
#1433

Don't make me look at that again! It hurts!

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1432

How come games like Gone Home and Dear Esther get questioned on being actual games and *** like this isn't brought up?

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1431

This is your brain on Jesus.

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1430

*gently rocking back and forth* Do we have to keep playing?

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1429

How is this getting more disturbing?

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1428

Will we play Russian Roulette with an automatic after this?

— Cameron [2014-01-17]
#1427

We can see right up his skirt. We can see his bones.

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1426

How have we only died thirteen times? It feels like we've been here for a thousand years.

— Cameron [2014-01-17]
#1425

I can't imagine living in the same world as the guy who wrote this game lives in.

— Cameron [2014-01-17]
#1424

The Home key is 'jump'. It makes so much sense.

— Graham [2014-01-17]
#1423

*Alex opens Start menu* Hurray, it's over. *Alex reopens game* No!

— Cameron [2014-01-17]
#1422

There's a bat in the sky shooting lasers. That much we know.

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1421

Sword of the Spirit, which is the Word of God, activated.

— E.S.T.H.E.R
#1420

Why is there a sub-ocean?

— Graham [2014-01-17]
#1419

"No, it's okay. This is the way to purgatory for sure. It's this way. We just have to keep running. Keep running, Cam. Never look back." "I can see the end, Alex." "It's going to be okay. It's going to be okay. It has to be okay." "We did our best."

— Alex and Cam [2014-01-17]
#1418

Maybe we should just go towards the... nightmare. Maybe then we will know peace from... We'll bathe in the clear waters of not being alive anymore.

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1417

I'm experiencing fear.

— Graham [2014-01-17]
#1416

We know that drugs kill. We believe you. We're experiencing it right now.

— Graham [2014-01-17]
#1415

Why is the test tube shooting rockets?

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1414

The only thing I can take away from this game is that there's no God.

— Cameron [2014-01-17]
#1413

The drugs are killing you with their MAC-10s.

— Graham [2014-01-17]
#1412

Jesus saves, you will serve.

— E.S.T.H.E.R