Quotes – LRRbot

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#1850

What was your dad doing all over your face?

— Ben [2016-02-15]
#1849

I have beard trauma.

— Heather [2016-02-15]
#1848

YOU REQUIRE MORE CHILDREN!

— Ben [2016-02-15]
#1847

I wanted to be SephirothsWife69

— Elliott [2016-02-15]
#1846

I'm not going to acknowledge you.

— Ben [2016-02-15]
#1845

I don't know where straight up is.

— Beej [2016-02-15]
#1844

It's a climb-apple.

— Elliott [2016-02-15]
#1843

You guys don't HAVE families.

— Ben [2016-02-15]
#1842

We're in Alberta right now.

— Elliott [2016-02-15]
#1841

I PUT YOU IN THE GROUND!

— Beej [2016-02-15]
#1840

I've got a tag now, son.

— Ben [2016-02-15]
#1839

So, something that happened while I was in the washroom, that I wanted to talk about...

— Ben [2016-02-15]
#1838

I think it keeps my head from imploding.

— Beej [2016-02-15]
#1837

We recommend this anime, this anime, and this 1980s pornography.

— Beej [2016-02-15]
#1836

If you want to borrow my copy of Super Hornio Brothers, I'll certainly lend it to you.

— Beej [2016-02-15]
#1835

When I think of Mario and dick pics, I think of two actors.

— Beej [2016-02-15]
#1834

It's fake danger, like the kind in the bedroom.

— Ben [2016-02-15]
#1833

This is David Bowie's Giant *** Labyrinth.

— Beej [2016-02-15]
#1831

You ruffled his fedora!

— Ben [2016-02-15]
#1830

Have you finished all the creepy old mans?

— Ben [2016-02-15]
#1829

She wouldn't have died if I didn't get slapped five times

— Ben [2016-02-15]
#1827

How big is a watermelon's dick?

— Beej [2016-02-15]
#1826

Would you like to be the kiwi being *** by a watermelon?

— Ben [2016-02-15]
#1825

You get to be wrong.

— Heather [2016-02-15]
#1824

You can taste my green asshole.

— Beej [2016-02-15]