Quotes – LRRbot

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#1811

I have become a traitor

— Jordan [2016-02-13]
#1810

I'm the last of the Cyan warriors.

— Cam [2016-02-13]
#1808

Stop punching me in the back of the head its very impolite.

— Jamie [2016-02-13]
#1807

I just got killed by a noodle!

— Jamie [2016-02-13]
#1806

Swim away sweet dino.

— Fugi [2016-02-13]
#1805

No, please, please... I could potentially have children at some point.

— Cameron [2016-02-13]
#1804

NO! That's my wife!

— Jamie [2016-02-13]
#1803

We can talk.

— Cam [2016-02-13]
#1802

I'm not here to make friends Kate!

— Cam [2016-02-13]
#1801

Kathleen, stop taking my pants off!

— Jamie [2016-02-13]
#1800

It is YOU who have been comed with.

— Kathleen [2016-02-13]
#1799

Don't judge me I'm a mother!

— Kathleen [2016-02-13]
#1798

I like how everyone's trying to get us to say something quoteable.

— Jordan [2016-02-13]
#1797

No, I don't want to put my butt on her! I mean right now!

— Jamie [2016-02-13]
#1796

Yes! YES! I killed somebody!

— Kate [2016-02-13]
#1795

Cori, let go of at least one of us...

— Graham [2016-02-13]
#1794

I think we can feel good about that one. We only let them kill roughly half the civilians.

— Cameron [2016-02-13]
#1793

I don't want cards!

— Adam [2016-02-13]
#1792

somethings I say, uhh, I should think before I talk sometimes I think

— Adam [2016-02-13]
#1791

I'm slowly dying from TV.

— Alex [2016-02-12]
#1790

Why were you milking fire out of him?

— Ian [2016-02-12]
#1789

I don't want to learn stuff, I want to go home!

— Alex [2016-02-12]
#1788

Do you ENJOY being FASCISTS?!

— Alex [2016-02-12]
#1787

You're the first Jewish Muslim I've ever met.

— Alex [2016-02-12]
#1786

Damn, I wish I was smart enough to punch guys.

— Ben [2016-02-12]