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#1713

Staying silent for an hour is something I do for hours at a time.

— Cameron [2016-02-04]
#1712

So far we are definitely not averaging 1 second per second.

— Cameron [2016-02-04]
#1711

Let's move out of the colon realm.

— Graham [2016-02-04]
#1710

I don't like giving us money, either.

— Cameron [2016-02-03]
#1709

You're not a spider tank anymore!

— Paul [2016-02-03]
#1708

Can you get booed for being a ghost band? Is that a good thing?

— Heather [2016-02-03]
#1707

Nobody puts Ian in the corner.

— Ian [2016-02-02]
#1706

You'll get to see me masticate.

— Alex [2016-02-02]
#1705

You turned me into a plane toucher. I hope you're happy.

— Alex [2016-02-02]
#1704

You only YOLO once.

— Heather [2016-02-01]
#1703

I just took a dump in the water.

— Beej [2016-02-01]
#1702

Thank you for hanging in there during Beej's speech.

— Heather [2016-02-01]
#1701

I am not a slow clam-chomper!

— Beej [2016-02-01]
#1700

I should stop lying.

— Beej [2016-02-01]
#1699

We'll keep going like this and see how long we can take it... and by "we" I mean "you"

— Paul [2016-02-01]
#1698

Can I dig up? Somebody teach me how to dig up!

— Ashton [2016-01-30]
#1697

You can fit a lot of spiders inside a Model M.

— Ian [2016-01-29]
#1696

I don't want to be Graham Stark any more...

— Adam [2016-01-30]
#1695

You're hitting mummy in the boob. Good job.

— Kathleen [2016-01-29]
#1694

Penelope, don't be cranky, we're almost done losing this.

— Kathleen [2016-01-29]
#1693

If babies want to get fed they'll spit that thing right out, and then the Eldrazi spawn attacks the Incubator Drone.

— Kathleen [2016-01-29]
#1692

I'm so f*ckin' edgy you guys.

— Cameron [2016-01-27]
#1691

I didn't make THAT much noise... I mean, I dropped a crane on someone, but...

— Graham [2016-01-27]
#1690

How do you quantify a tickle?

— Graham [2016-01-27]
#1689

Leave the dyslexic guy alone...

— Paul [2016-01-27]