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  1. #255
    I can't wait for the opportunity to inject myself with morphine I found on the ground.
    — Alex [2015-05-09]
  2. #254
    Cameron *does* drop a sweet katana. Out of his butt. Julie put it there.
    — Cameron and Alex [2015-05-08]
  3. #253
    I saw this guy once touch his own flaming balls.
    — Cameron [2015-04-30]
  4. #252
    It's just like high school, everyone is partying and I'm out here killing dogs with a saw.
    — Cameron [2015-04-30]
  5. #251
    Life is a spike-ball guy you don't want to fight a second time.
    — Alex [2015-05-08]
  6. #250
    Move your molasses legs!
    — Alex [2015-05-08]
  7. #249
    Let's <belch>!
    — Alex [2015-05-08]
  8. #247
    They have a ledger of hatred. I wish I had one of those.
    — Paul [2015-04-15]
  9. #246
    I don't really care about my testicles *that* much.
    — James [2015-05-07]
  10. #245
    There are worse problems to have in life than a bunch of nude selfies… with sponges.
    — James [2015-05-07]
  11. #244
    I don't want to see a picture of somebody covering their private parts with the sponge.
    — James [2015-05-07]
  12. #243
    Hotcarlson, did you send those dick pics like I told you to?
    — Adam [2015-05-07]
  13. #242
    If you don't have a sponge guy, you're not living life right.
    — James [2015-05-07]
  14. #241
    Why do you want to get into some guy? I did not know it was that kind of game.
    — James [2015-05-05]
  15. #240
    Wait, which one of these buckets do I poop in?
    — Alex [2015-05-05]
  16. #239
    Boy, is my butt tired.
    — Alex [2015-05-05]
  17. #238
    I'm basically a raptor.
    — James [2015-05-05]
  18. #237
    When the opportunity arises, I do eat humans.
    — James [2015-05-05]
  19. #236
    Why can't I have sex?
    — Ian [2015-05-05]
  20. #235
    I would not call the White House 'handsome.'
    — Cori [2015-05-05]
  21. #234
    I can burp on command. I'm a classy lady.
    — Kathleen [2015-05-04]
  22. #233
    That's probably old enough to see a forest of dongs.
    — Kathleen [2015-05-04]
  23. #232
    F*ck off, Sticky Keys!
    — Alex [2015-05-02]
  24. #231
    I was trying to say 'butt' and '*ss' at the same time.
    — Kathleen [2015-05-04]
  25. #230
    <BELCH>
    — Graham [2015-05-04]