Quotes – LRRbot

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#1742

Wank you. It's a combination of Welcome and Thank You.

— Ian [2016-02-09]
#1741

Come on, thermos! Stop lrrEFF ing with my rolls!

— Ian [2016-02-09]
#1740

'Shartly.' 'No!'

— Ian and Cori [2016-02-09]
#1739

I can't leave you behind, Friend Boombox. I've got to put you in the toilet.

— Ian [2016-02-09]
#1738

Now you're... covered in water.

— Cori [2016-02-09]
#1737

Ooh, rock!

— Ian [2016-02-09]
#1736

Cam has complex feelings about XCOM.

— Graham [2016-02-09]
#1735

What? Why did you melt?

— Cameron [2016-02-09]
#1733

No! That's NOT FAIR! You CAN'T just disappear into a rock like that!

— Beej [2016-02-08]
#1732

And then you'll be given... Jesus Christ...

— Beej [2016-02-08]
#1731

I have never really made anyone completely happy

— Beej [2016-02-08]
#1730

I don't love you in that way that I love my wife.

— Beej [2016-02-08]
#1729

If things get weird, we'll try San Francisco.

— Beej [2016-02-08]
#1728

This is weird, even by Feed Dump standards.

— Kathleen [2016-02-08]
#1727

And now... a baby.

— Graham [2016-02-08]
#1726

It became a thing and then was not a thing between the Mondays.

— Paul [2016-02-08]
#1725

If you Google 'butts' we can't be held responsible.

— Graham [2016-02-08]
#1724

That seems more... industrial... than I would be hoping.

— Paul [2016-02-08]
#1723

You don't scare me, fire! I can smash you with my sword! Everyone knows that fire is vulnerable to slashing weapons.

— Paul [2016-02-08]
#1722

What does this say? *accidentally destroys sign* Damnit!

— Paul [2016-02-08]
#1721

Stupid Mysterious Shells! I hate you! I hate you, Mysterious Shells! I hate you and all your mystery!

— Paul [2016-02-08]
#1720

Wait... your pie might not have something inside?

— Paul [2016-02-08]
#1719

Oh! I'm cheating!

— Alex [2016-02-06]
#1718

Never do drugs... unless they're mushrooms, in which case, inject them directly into your eyeballs.

— Alex [2016-02-05]
#1717

If you panic, all of humanity dies.

— Cameron [2016-02-05]