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  1. #229
    All the plants outside are having sex.
    — Graham [2015-05-04]
  2. #228
    I'm in a dark void!
    — Graham [2015-05-04]
  3. #227
    You had a mole!
    — Kathleen [2015-05-04]
  4. #226
    Look at the pores!
    — Paul [2015-05-04]
  5. #225
    Bird mom? Yeah, I'd let Eileen puke in my mouth.
    — Cameron [2015-04-30]
  6. #224
    Not gonna lie to you guys, lighting a man on fire feels awfully nice.
    — Cameron [2015-04-30]
  7. #223
    I think the problem is that we're smarter than the internet.
    — Paul [2009-03-03]
  8. #222
    I can't identify that cheese.
    — Graham [2015-04-30]
  9. #221
    Usually, in my dreams, the ghosts just give me a knife.
    — Cameron [2015-04-30]
  10. #220
    Of course it makes perfect sense! What do the ghosts give you when *you* die? They always give *me* weapons.
    — Cameron [2015-04-30]
  11. #219
    Little known secret: I tend to freckle in the summer.
    — Cameron [2015-04-30]
  12. #218
    That man has a problem… but we support that problem and let him do this.
    — James, about Cameron [2015-05-02]
  13. #217
    Alex, please stop standing on my groin.
    — Graham [2015-05-02]
  14. #216
    It's all my favourite things, all in one spot: Rainbow world, radioactive materials, and biological guys.
    — Paul [2015-04-13]
  15. #215
    You look nice and also you don't look like you're gonna try to have sex with me. So… that's great.
    — Paul [2015-04-13]
  16. #214
    I could probably use that Lewd Monacle.
    — Paul [2015-04-13]
  17. #213
    That's right, not altogether unpleasing. That's me.
    — Paul [2015-04-13]
  18. #212
    I think I feel like I understand it without the brain spore sacks.
    — Paul [2015-04-13]
  19. #211
    You're not my mom! Wait… are you my mom? I always wanted to meet her.
    — James [2015-05-02]
  20. #210
    F*ck my *ss with a rubber brush!
    — Adam [2015-05-02]
  21. #209
    The Dutch! Again!
    — Adam [2007-07-14]
  22. #208
    The Dutch!
    — Adam [2007-07-14]
  23. #207
    Fortune favours the butt!
    — Adam [2015-05-02]
  24. #206
    Can't we do that without you being turgid?
    — Paul [2015-04-13]
  25. #205
    Telling somebody horrible information about their home planet is the best way to make friends.
    — Paul [2015-04-13]