Quotes – LRRbot

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#1760

Never cough into your beer.

— Cameron [2016-02-10]
#1759

What games do I play when I just want to chill and not play something difficult? I read books.

— Cameron [2016-02-10]
#1758

Are we bantering? No, bantering implies some sort of charisma and chemistry.

— Graham [2016-02-10]
#1757

They're going to HTTP all over the place.

— Graham [2016-02-10]
#1756

Why were her nipples tagged?

— Graham [2016-02-10]
#1755

As a kidnapper, it's your responsibility to keep track of the people you kidnap. That's part of the relationship.

— Paul [2016-02-10]
#1754

I wipe my cache between every show so that I retain normality.

— Ian [2016-02-10]
#1753

I don't like this game... I mean, I like this game, but I don't like THIS game, but... uh... DAD GO AWAY!

— Heather [2016-02-10]
#1752

I'm illiterate!

— Ian [2016-02-09]
#1751

You are not allowed to use any form of the electromagnetic spectrum.

— Cori [2016-02-09]
#1750

She's dead in Australia. I talked with her through the magic radio.

— Ian [2016-02-09]
#1749

She in Australia, she's not dead!

— Cori [2016-02-09]
#1748

What even is living?

— Cori [2016-02-09]
#1747

I wonder if the skeleton likes beer.

— Ian [2016-02-09]
#1746

Let's not think about Olivia Newton John anymore

— Ian [2016-02-09]
#1745

Did you just attempt... to invent... noiseword?

— Cori [2016-02-09]
#1744

I look like Skeletor, but with flesh.

— Ian [2016-02-09]
#1743

I cannot report wood.

— Ian [2016-02-09]
#1742

Wank you. It's a combination of Welcome and Thank You.

— Ian [2016-02-09]
#1741

Come on, thermos! Stop lrrEFF ing with my rolls!

— Ian [2016-02-09]
#1740

'Shartly.' 'No!'

— Ian and Cori [2016-02-09]
#1739

I can't leave you behind, Friend Boombox. I've got to put you in the toilet.

— Ian [2016-02-09]
#1738

Now you're... covered in water.

— Cori [2016-02-09]
#1737

Ooh, rock!

— Ian [2016-02-09]
#1736

Cam has complex feelings about XCOM.

— Graham [2016-02-09]