Quotes – LRRbot

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#1724

That seems more... industrial... than I would be hoping.

— Paul [2016-02-08]
#1723

You don't scare me, fire! I can smash you with my sword! Everyone knows that fire is vulnerable to slashing weapons.

— Paul [2016-02-08]
#1722

What does this say? *accidentally destroys sign* Damnit!

— Paul [2016-02-08]
#1721

Stupid Mysterious Shells! I hate you! I hate you, Mysterious Shells! I hate you and all your mystery!

— Paul [2016-02-08]
#1720

Wait... your pie might not have something inside?

— Paul [2016-02-08]
#1719

Oh! I'm cheating!

— Alex [2016-02-06]
#1718

Never do drugs... unless they're mushrooms, in which case, inject them directly into your eyeballs.

— Alex [2016-02-05]
#1717

If you panic, all of humanity dies.

— Cameron [2016-02-05]
#1716

Chat, you're getting awfully salty. Have you considered playing on a less difficult stream?

— Cameron [2016-02-05]
#1715

Don't skip brain day, people. You never want to skip brain day.

— Cameron [2016-02-05]
#1714

That's a face that's composed 100% of middle fingers.

— Cameron [2016-02-04]
#1713

Staying silent for an hour is something I do for hours at a time.

— Cameron [2016-02-04]
#1712

So far we are definitely not averaging 1 second per second.

— Cameron [2016-02-04]
#1711

Let's move out of the colon realm.

— Graham [2016-02-04]
#1710

I don't like giving us money, either.

— Cameron [2016-02-03]
#1709

You're not a spider tank anymore!

— Paul [2016-02-03]
#1708

Can you get booed for being a ghost band? Is that a good thing?

— Heather [2016-02-03]
#1707

Nobody puts Ian in the corner.

— Ian [2016-02-02]
#1706

You'll get to see me masticate.

— Alex [2016-02-02]
#1705

You turned me into a plane toucher. I hope you're happy.

— Alex [2016-02-02]
#1704

You only YOLO once.

— Heather [2016-02-01]
#1703

I just took a dump in the water.

— Beej [2016-02-01]
#1702

Thank you for hanging in there during Beej's speech.

— Heather [2016-02-01]
#1701

I am not a slow clam-chomper!

— Beej [2016-02-01]
#1700

I should stop lying.

— Beej [2016-02-01]