Quotes – LRRbot

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#1910

I was not expecting a baby head of THAT magnitude.

— Cori [2016-02-19]
#1909

Am I gaslighting MYSELF?

— Alex [2016-02-19]
#1908

It got flat.

— Cori [2016-02-19]
#1907

Holding... balls!

— Cori [2016-02-19]
#1906

No, don't Windows.

— Cori [2016-02-19]
#1905

Haha! Outsmarted the piano!

— Cori [2016-02-19]
#1904

This is the shiniest forbidden piano I've ever encountered.

— Alex [2016-02-19]
#1903

I can't tell you. That would be illegal.

— Cori [2016-02-19]
#1902

I almost became dilapidated.

— Alex [2016-02-19]
#1901

Sir... if you could just... be small...

— Alex [2016-02-19]
#1900

Totally innocuous meat flamingos.

— Cori [2016-02-19]
#1899

We're going to need 30 more boozes if we're going to make this stream a reality.

— Cori [2016-02-19]
#1898

It's locked by gralic.

— Alex [2016-02-19]
#1897

I'm full of ghosts.

— Alex [2016-02-19]
#1896

Let's open a time hole!

— Cori [2016-02-19]
#1895

I've revealed my one ambition in life: being a teenage girl.

— Alex [2016-02-19]
#1894

You can't die, Ren! Because I have to kill you myself!

— Alex [2016-02-19]
#1893

He's a wiener, but I don't want him to die!

— Alex [2016-02-19]
#1892

Chat has told me not to eat a bridge.

— Cori [2016-02-19]
#1891

He goes right up my *** every single time.

— Alex [2016-02-19]
#1890

I want a dragon where I feed it beans and it gives me gold.

— Alex [2016-02-19]
#1889

I need to get back to groin my moe!

— Alex [2016-02-19]
#1888

She's wearing MOST of a pair of pants...

— Alex [2016-02-19]
#1887

That's a weird *** thing to say, even for me.

— Cameron [2016-02-18]
#1886

I've got like resting dread face.

— Cameron [2016-02-18]