Quotes

I didn't get to where I am in this game, i.e. making no progress ever, by being cautious.

I don't like murdering men in wheelchairs… but sometimes it's useful to do so.

Could I just start injecting my thigh directly with vodka?

It seems a bit presumptuous to worry about my mental health as I wander through this city murdering people for no apparent reason.

A capacity to feel terror is really at the core of who I am.

I'm not very good at this game. But I will yell at it more than most people. So, I hope you are entertained.

If your hair is wrong, your entire life is wrong.

Pee in my cube!

I take instructions from other people like orangutans take typing lessons.

Nobody wants to poop in the dark.

He's like a vending machine. You insert bullets and death falls out.

According to McDonald's official canon…

That's not how roads work! You can't do that!

James accidentally turned on the XBox with his face.

I'm a cruel god.

This pile of meat is gushing all over me.

We need a youth culture that goes and hangs out in landfills.

I seem to be firmly inserted into this insect.

Isn't learning and filling your trousers with stool fun?

I just have to wait for the frog thing to arrive and murder everybody.

Let's go to a less dangerous level… the island covered in fire!

Mucus is extremely motivating.

Hooray! I got f*cked by past me!

It's the scariest of all monsters: the Jumping Jack Dinosaur.