Quotes – LRRbot

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#1614

Extinguish the lamp with your orange fluid.

— Cori [2016-01-18]
#1613

What can't you lick?

— Cori [2016-01-18]
#1612

I'm more than happy to FUCK!

— Beej [2016-01-18]
#1611

You've just got to make everything wet.

— Cori [2016-01-18]
#1610

Sometimes, I just jump into walls...

— Beej [2016-01-18]
#1609

They're not people.

— Cori [2016-01-18]
#1608

That egg wants a pineapple!

— Beej [2016-01-18]
#1607

Children are not people.

— Cori [2016-01-18]
#1606

I should go pound sand.

— Beej [2016-01-18]
#1605

By 'our' I mean your.

— Cori [2016-01-18]
#1604

You can pound your melons.

— Cori [2016-01-18]
#1603

We've unlocked both sight and sound... and nausea.

— Cori [2016-01-18]
#1602

Like if Kirby ate shit.

— Graham [2016-01-18]
#1601

I cast pork-chop sandwiches.

— Ian [2016-01-17]
#1600

Reject toxic masculinity, embrace taco masculinity.

— Cameron [2016-01-17]
#1599

He's... delicious? No... adorable. That's the word.

— Ian [2016-01-17]
#1598

Well, that was a farty noise.

— Cameron [2016-01-17]
#1597

He is eager to come over and show you his new and improved butt.

— Cameron [2016-01-17]
#1596

I was told 'Shooty Shooty Bang Bang!'

— Kate [2016-01-17]
#1595

ANUS!

— Ian [2016-01-17]
#1594

You also have a thing.

— Cameron [2016-01-17]
#1593

I... am an idiot.

— Ian [2016-01-17]
#1592

Here, we EXPERIMENT with toxic masculinity.

— Cameron [2016-01-17]
#1591

You say a LOT of things, Ian.

— Cameron [2016-01-17]
#1590

Waaaaaaa...

— Penelope [2016-01-17]