LRRbot Quotes

Log in
Don't pull a Beej.
The stream is not currently live. Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James, and/or Graham, and/or Adam play Magic: The Gathering Arena! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (8:16 from now).
Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
  1. #1343
    Are the big ones "blogs" or something?
    — Paul [2015-12-23]
  2. #1342
    Keep dying until you die from it.
    — Paul [2015-12-23]
  3. #1341
    Watch out! The plot's over there!
    — Paul [2015-12-23]
  4. #1340
    Always try to go the wrong way.
    — Paul [2015-12-23]
  5. #1339
    Thank you for your gift of your eye juice.
    — Cori [2015-12-22]
  6. #1338
    My tail is moving on its own!
    — Raymond [2015-12-22]
  7. #1337
    Turok: Dinosaur Titty Hunter
    — Raymond [2015-12-22]
  8. #1336
    Yay! LMAO!
    — Alex [2015-12-22]
  9. #1335
    Beej: You just broke everything. I'm blind!
    — Alex [2015-12-22]
  10. #1334
    Remember when I tried to kill you with that piece of rusty metal? Fun times...
    — Alex [2015-12-22]
  11. #1333
    Yes, black... Black like your ghost soul...
    — Paul [2015-12-21]
  12. #1332
    That was almost terrible.
    — Paul [2015-12-21]
  13. #1331
    A flower is me!
    — Paul [2015-12-21]
  14. #1330
    Aha! ... It doesn't help me!
    — Paul [2015-12-21]
  15. #1329
    Apparently, I'm awesome...
    — Paul [2015-12-21]
  16. #1328
    Do not eat a Jeep! It will not help your diet!
    — Paul [2015-12-21]
  17. #1327
    What the? I just ate their love! I just ate their love and killed them with it. That's got to be a metaphor for something.
    — Paul [2015-12-21]
  18. #1326
    Spiders have no right to be adorable!
    — Paul [2015-12-21]
  19. #1325
    I like easier things. They are better than hard things.
    — Paul [2015-12-21]
  20. #1324
    Oh no... Three dimensions... I don't like three dimensions...
    — Paul [2015-12-21]
  21. #1323
    That is awesome and also adorable. Adorabawesome.
    — Paul [2015-12-21]
  22. #1322
    You found a hole! Good job!
    — Heather [2015-10-31]
  23. #1321
    The rights have been abandoned. In a hole.
    — Graham [2015-12-21]
  24. #1320
    I don't know what we did with that technology. We had it. Now we don't.
    — Paul [2015-12-21]
  25. #1319
    Wait, how much nacho dip are we getting? Close the window! Get an umbrella!
    — Graham [2015-12-21]