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#1699

We'll keep going like this and see how long we can take it... and by "we" I mean "you"

— Paul [2016-02-01]
#1698

Can I dig up? Somebody teach me how to dig up!

— Ashton [2016-01-30]
#1697

You can fit a lot of spiders inside a Model M.

— Ian [2016-01-29]
#1696

I don't want to be Graham Stark any more...

— Adam [2016-01-30]
#1695

You're hitting mummy in the boob. Good job.

— Kathleen [2016-01-29]
#1694

Penelope, don't be cranky, we're almost done losing this.

— Kathleen [2016-01-29]
#1693

If babies want to get fed they'll spit that thing right out, and then the Eldrazi spawn attacks the Incubator Drone.

— Kathleen [2016-01-29]
#1692

I'm so f*ckin' edgy you guys.

— Cameron [2016-01-27]
#1691

I didn't make THAT much noise... I mean, I dropped a crane on someone, but...

— Graham [2016-01-27]
#1690

How do you quantify a tickle?

— Graham [2016-01-27]
#1689

Leave the dyslexic guy alone...

— Paul [2016-01-27]
#1688

Matt doesn't count.

— Paul [2016-01-27]
#1687

That looks fancy. Is it also... good?

— Paul [2016-01-27]
#1686

The gallows isn't where they try you.

— Paul [2016-01-27]
#1685

We are Miis.

— Graham [2016-01-27]
#1684

Heather! There are questions to be answered here!

— Ian [2016-01-27]
#1683

I forgot about the snowman that vomited candy!

— Ian [2016-01-27]
#1682

For NOW, this is YOUR problem.

— Ian [2016-01-26]
#1681

No! Blacks!

— Cori [2016-01-26]
#1680

FUCK. YOU. SUNS.

— Ian [2016-01-26]
#1679

That seems correct because it dropped me.

— Cori [2016-01-26]
#1678

Do they count as things or people?

— Cori [2016-01-26]
#1677

Now we're back to Hole-Town.

— Ian [2016-01-26]
#1676

Human beings are just one long hole.

— Ian [2016-01-26]
#1675

Holes can have more than one entrance.

— Ian [2016-01-26]