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  1. #165
    There is an awful lot of torsos down here.
    — Cameron [2015-04-19]
  2. #164
    I didn't get to where I am in this game, i.e. making no progress ever, by being cautious.
    — Cameron [2015-04-19]
  3. #163
    I don't like murdering men in wheelchairs… but sometimes it's useful to do so.
    — Cameron [2015-04-19]
  4. #162
    Could I just start injecting my thigh directly with vodka?
    — Cameron [2015-04-16]
  5. #161
    It seems a bit presumptuous to worry about my mental health as I wander through this city murdering people for no apparent reason.
    — Cameron [2015-04-16]
  6. #160
    A capacity to feel terror is really at the core of who I am.
    — Cameron [2015-04-16]
  7. #159
    I'm not very good at this game. But I will yell at it more than most people. So, I hope you are entertained.
    — Cameron [2015-04-16]
  8. #158
    If your hair is wrong, your entire life is wrong.
    — Cameron [2015-04-16]
  9. #157
    Pee in my cube!
    — Alex [2015-04-24]
  10. #156
    I take instructions from other people like orangutans take typing lessons.
    — Kathleen [2015-04-22]
  11. #155
    Nobody wants to poop in the dark.
    — Heather [2015-04-22]
  12. #154
    He's like a vending machine. You insert bullets and death falls out.
    — Alex [2015-04-21]
  13. #153
    According to McDonald's official canon…
    — Graham [2015-04-23]
  14. #152
    That's not how roads work! You can't do that!
    — James [2015-04-23]
  15. #151
    James accidentally turned on the XBox with his face.
    — Graham [2015-04-23]
  16. #150
    I'm a cruel god.
    — James [2015-04-23]
  17. #149
    This pile of meat is gushing all over me.
    — Alex [2015-04-21]
  18. #148
    We need a youth culture that goes and hangs out in landfills.
    — AlexanderDitto [2015-04-22]
  19. #147
    I seem to be firmly inserted into this insect.
    — Alex [2015-04-28]
  20. #146
    Isn't learning and filling your trousers with stool fun?
    — Alex [2015-04-28]
  21. #145
    I just have to wait for the frog thing to arrive and murder everybody.
    — Beej [2015-04-20]
  22. #144
    Let's go to a less dangerous level… the island covered in fire!
    — Paul [2015-04-20]
  23. #143
    Mucus is extremely motivating.
    — Kathleen [2015-04-20]
  24. #142
    Hooray! I got f*cked by past me!
    — Alex [2014-12-09]
  25. #141
    It's the scariest of all monsters: the Jumping Jack Dinosaur.
    — Paul [2015-04-06]