Always trust the octopodes.
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#1737
Ooh, rock!
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Ian
[2016-02-09]
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#1736
Cam has complex feelings about XCOM.
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Graham
[2016-02-09]
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#1735
What? Why did you melt?
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Cameron
[2016-02-09]
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#1733
No! That's NOT FAIR! You CAN'T just disappear into a rock like that!
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Beej
[2016-02-08]
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#1732
And then you'll be given... Jesus Christ...
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Beej
[2016-02-08]
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#1731
I have never really made anyone completely happy
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Beej
[2016-02-08]
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#1730
I don't love you in that way that I love my wife.
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Beej
[2016-02-08]
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#1729
If things get weird, we'll try San Francisco.
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Beej
[2016-02-08]
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#1728
This is weird, even by Feed Dump standards.
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Kathleen
[2016-02-08]
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#1727
And now... a baby.
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Graham
[2016-02-08]
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#1726
It became a thing and then was not a thing between the Mondays.
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Paul
[2016-02-08]
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#1725
If you Google 'butts' we can't be held responsible.
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Graham
[2016-02-08]
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#1724
That seems more... industrial... than I would be hoping.
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Paul
[2016-02-08]
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#1723
You don't scare me, fire! I can smash you with my sword! Everyone knows that fire is vulnerable to slashing weapons.
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Paul
[2016-02-08]
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#1722
What does this say? *accidentally destroys sign* Damnit!
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Paul
[2016-02-08]
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#1721
Stupid Mysterious Shells! I hate you! I hate you, Mysterious Shells! I hate you and all your mystery!
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Paul
[2016-02-08]
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#1720
Wait... your pie might not have something inside?
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Paul
[2016-02-08]
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#1719
Oh! I'm cheating!
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Alex
[2016-02-06]
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#1718
Never do drugs... unless they're mushrooms, in which case, inject them directly into your eyeballs.
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Alex
[2016-02-05]
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#1717
If you panic, all of humanity dies.
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Cameron
[2016-02-05]
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#1716
Chat, you're getting awfully salty. Have you considered playing on a less difficult stream?
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Cameron
[2016-02-05]
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#1715
Don't skip brain day, people. You never want to skip brain day.
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Cameron
[2016-02-05]
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#1714
That's a face that's composed 100% of middle fingers.
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Cameron
[2016-02-04]
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#1713
Staying silent for an hour is something I do for hours at a time.
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Cameron
[2016-02-04]
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#1712
So far we are definitely not averaging 1 second per second.
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Cameron
[2016-02-04]