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  1. #1666
    Since when did Harry Potter have a tie?
    — Alex [2016-01-26]
  2. #1665
    Romance the washing machine.
    — Ian [2016-01-26]
  3. #1664
    Gurgle flangle!
    — Alex [2016-01-26]
  4. #1663
    Whatever time zone you are in, I am in it too.
    — Heather [2016-01-25]
  5. #1662
    I was going to say 'Asshat' but it's 'AxeHand'...
    — Beej [2016-01-25]
  6. #1661
    Not every girl has to talk to you just because you stare at them.
    — Heather [2016-01-25]
  7. #1660
    Oh that's good... Oh that's not good at all... lrrEFF YOU GUYS!
    — Beej [2016-01-25]
  8. #1659
    People noticed how much weight you lost... by not being on the screen.
    — Heather [2016-01-25]
  9. #1658
    Just jump on me!
    — Beej [2016-01-25]
  10. #1657
    We HAVE Slack... Why aren't you using it?
    — Heather [2016-01-25]
  11. #1656
    I'm not a video-game-player guy.
    — Paul [2016-01-25]
  12. #1655
    With great power comes great responsibility. And my responsibility is to build more power... or else everything will explode.
    — Paul [2016-01-25]
  13. #1654
    Men! Stand here and SUCK! You heard me!
    — Paul [2016-01-25]
  14. #1653
    This is called a TERP: Terrain... Something something something something something.
    — Paul [2016-01-25]
  15. #1652
    That's not a place.
    — Paul [2016-01-25]
  16. #1651
    This volcano is very unsafe.
    — Paul [2016-01-25]
  17. #1650
    You get to see magical sausage!
    — Graham [2016-01-25]
  18. #1649
    Nothing bad ever came from leaving your castle undefended.
    — Adam [2016-01-23]
  19. #1648
    He threw a rock at him so hard he Jedi'd.
    — Alex [2016-01-23]
  20. #1647
    Thanks for the pendant of DEATH... idiot.
    — Adam [2016-01-23]
  21. #1646
    I don't even know how to Dougie!
    — Cori [2016-01-22]
  22. #1645
    This isn't a voting thing! I need to go home!
    — Alex [2016-01-22]
  23. #1644
    Did you kill EVERYONE?!
    — Alex [2016-01-22]
  24. #1643
    You are full of Satan people...
    — Alex [2016-01-22]
  25. #1642
    Dank? Kids?
    — Cori [2016-01-22]

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