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  1. #1337
    Turok: Dinosaur Titty Hunter
    — Raymond [2015-12-22]
  2. #1336
    Yay! LMAO!
    — Alex [2015-12-22]
  3. #1335
    Beej: You just broke everything. I'm blind!
    — Alex [2015-12-22]
  4. #1334
    Remember when I tried to kill you with that piece of rusty metal? Fun times...
    — Alex [2015-12-22]
  5. #1333
    Yes, black... Black like your ghost soul...
    — Paul [2015-12-21]
  6. #1332
    That was almost terrible.
    — Paul [2015-12-21]
  7. #1331
    A flower is me!
    — Paul [2015-12-21]
  8. #1330
    Aha! ... It doesn't help me!
    — Paul [2015-12-21]
  9. #1329
    Apparently, I'm awesome...
    — Paul [2015-12-21]
  10. #1328
    Do not eat a Jeep! It will not help your diet!
    — Paul [2015-12-21]
  11. #1327
    What the? I just ate their love! I just ate their love and killed them with it. That's got to be a metaphor for something.
    — Paul [2015-12-21]
  12. #1326
    Spiders have no right to be adorable!
    — Paul [2015-12-21]
  13. #1325
    I like easier things. They are better than hard things.
    — Paul [2015-12-21]
  14. #1324
    Oh no... Three dimensions... I don't like three dimensions...
    — Paul [2015-12-21]
  15. #1323
    That is awesome and also adorable. Adorabawesome.
    — Paul [2015-12-21]
  16. #1322
    You found a hole! Good job!
    — Heather [2015-10-31]
  17. #1321
    The rights have been abandoned. In a hole.
    — Graham [2015-12-21]
  18. #1320
    I don't know what we did with that technology. We had it. Now we don't.
    — Paul [2015-12-21]
  19. #1319
    Wait, how much nacho dip are we getting? Close the window! Get an umbrella!
    — Graham [2015-12-21]
  20. #1318
    Do not mail us nacho dip.
    — Paul [2015-12-21]
  21. #1317
    Hashtag: Fourth-ever.
    — Graham [2015-12-19]
  22. #1316
    Please load Graham's garish body...
    — Ian [2015-12-19]
  23. #1315
    Tip: do not let Graham get under you.
    — Ian [2015-12-19]
  24. #1314
    Any desert can be a salt flats if you're angry enough.
    — Graham [2015-12-19]
  25. #1313
    We only had one PS4 in the office, so we sent everyone home to play with themselves.
    — Ian [2015-12-19]