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  1. #1733
    No! That's NOT FAIR! You CAN'T just disappear into a rock like that!
    — Beej [2016-02-08]
  2. #1732
    And then you'll be given... Jesus Christ...
    — Beej [2016-02-08]
  3. #1731
    I have never really made anyone completely happy
    — Beej [2016-02-08]
  4. #1730
    I don't love you in that way that I love my wife.
    — Beej [2016-02-08]
  5. #1729
    If things get weird, we'll try San Francisco.
    — Beej [2016-02-08]
  6. #1728
    This is weird, even by Feed Dump standards.
    — Kathleen [2016-02-08]
  7. #1727
    And now... a baby.
    — Graham [2016-02-08]
  8. #1726
    It became a thing and then was not a thing between the Mondays.
    — Paul [2016-02-08]
  9. #1725
    If you Google 'butts' we can't be held responsible.
    — Graham [2016-02-08]
  10. #1724
    That seems more... industrial... than I would be hoping.
    — Paul [2016-02-08]
  11. #1723
    You don't scare me, fire! I can smash you with my sword! Everyone knows that fire is vulnerable to slashing weapons.
    — Paul [2016-02-08]
  12. #1722
    What does this say? *accidentally destroys sign* Damnit!
    — Paul [2016-02-08]
  13. #1721
    Stupid Mysterious Shells! I hate you! I hate you, Mysterious Shells! I hate you and all your mystery!
    — Paul [2016-02-08]
  14. #1720
    Wait... your pie might not have something inside?
    — Paul [2016-02-08]
  15. #1719
    Oh! I'm cheating!
    — Alex [2016-02-06]
  16. #1718
    Never do drugs... unless they're mushrooms, in which case, inject them directly into your eyeballs.
    — Alex [2016-02-05]
  17. #1717
    If you panic, all of humanity dies.
    — Cameron [2016-02-05]
  18. #1716
    Chat, you're getting awfully salty. Have you considered playing on a less difficult stream?
    — Cameron [2016-02-05]
  19. #1715
    Don't skip brain day, people. You never want to skip brain day.
    — Cameron [2016-02-05]
  20. #1714
    That's a face that's composed 100% of middle fingers.
    — Cameron [2016-02-04]
  21. #1713
    Staying silent for an hour is something I do for hours at a time.
    — Cameron [2016-02-04]
  22. #1712
    So far we are definitely not averaging 1 second per second.
    — Cameron [2016-02-04]
  23. #1711
    Let's move out of the colon realm.
    — Graham [2016-02-04]
  24. #1710
    I don't like giving us money, either.
    — Cameron [2016-02-03]
  25. #1709
    You're not a spider tank anymore!
    — Paul [2016-02-03]