Quotes – LRRbot

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#1684

Heather! There are questions to be answered here!

— Ian [2016-01-27]
#1683

I forgot about the snowman that vomited candy!

— Ian [2016-01-27]
#1682

For NOW, this is YOUR problem.

— Ian [2016-01-26]
#1681

No! Blacks!

— Cori [2016-01-26]
#1680

FUCK. YOU. SUNS.

— Ian [2016-01-26]
#1679

That seems correct because it dropped me.

— Cori [2016-01-26]
#1678

Do they count as things or people?

— Cori [2016-01-26]
#1677

Now we're back to Hole-Town.

— Ian [2016-01-26]
#1676

Human beings are just one long hole.

— Ian [2016-01-26]
#1675

Holes can have more than one entrance.

— Ian [2016-01-26]
#1674

Come back for you, Mystery Hole.

— Cori [2016-01-26]
#1673

That's how it works! You put your tongue in their nose and then a baby comes out!

— Alex [2016-01-26]
#1672

In front of the dude, you've got his balls.

— Ian [2016-01-26]
#1671

I'm getting erect.

— Ian [2016-01-26]
#1670

You did a much prettier one last time.

— Ian [2016-01-26]
#1669

IS THIS GOD?! Is that a God? Are we God?

— Alex [2016-01-26]
#1668

It's turning into pee!

— Alex [2016-01-26]
#1667

I'm the greatest Cori?

— Cori [2016-01-26]
#1666

Since when did Harry Potter have a tie?

— Alex [2016-01-26]
#1665

Romance the washing machine.

— Ian [2016-01-26]
#1664

Gurgle flangle!

— Alex [2016-01-26]
#1663

Whatever time zone you are in, I am in it too.

— Heather [2016-01-25]
#1662

I was going to say 'Asshat' but it's 'AxeHand'...

— Beej [2016-01-25]
#1661

Not every girl has to talk to you just because you stare at them.

— Heather [2016-01-25]
#1660

Oh that's good... Oh that's not good at all... lrrEFF YOU GUYS!

— Beej [2016-01-25]