Quotes

I can't imagine how difficult echolocation is when you're drunk.

If he wanted to, he could just, like, concentrate for five minutes and have a better beard than me.

I don't like it when things are inside pigs.

I'm the most gullible person alive.

Kathleen was very adamant that we are not making dakimakura of the cast. […] I was a little disappointed.

Our South is just North.

How are you so… thing?

I'm down with the hip kids and the Pokémons.

Nobody ever say the words 'cowboy virology' near me ever again.

B*tch, I'm Fabulous!

Coins are for scrubs.

If a strange woman ever tells you to shut your eyes, be wary.

You gotta respect a woman who can throw a Gatling gun sixty feet.

I'm f*cking beautiful.

Do you remember me? I'm the man who wants to give you a tickle.

I have a giant soft spot for tubas. They're cute.

I think it would be unwise to stream all night and then call in sick at a job with very internet savvy people.

I like the idea that I'm fighting with just a giant, serrated straight razor.

I will never date a tenor again. It's baritones and basses all the way down.

Every single molecule in my body is itching today.

You go here when you die and then you hallucinate for a while and then you come back to life and you murder more people.

Hell, the Gospels are fan-fiction.

If you want to become a digestive tract and a head, you just have to take out the parts that don't fit that. Done.

I profusely apologize for being the source of most screaming in this game.