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#1314

Any desert can be a salt flats if you're angry enough.

— Graham [2015-12-19]
#1313

We only had one PS4 in the office, so we sent everyone home to play with themselves.

— Ian [2015-12-19]
#1312

I don't know why I want squirrel bits.

— Alex [2015-12-18]
#1311

I can't believe it's not breastmilk.

— Alex [2015-12-18]
#1310

Snap snap pop crackle crackle snap pop

— Fire [2015-12-18]
#1309

<sip>

— Cameron [2015-12-18]
#1308

...

— Cameron [2015-12-18]
#1307

...

— Ian [2015-12-18]
#1306

I've never been to Precaucio!

— Graham [2015-12-17]
#1305

Cube is WAY more fun when over 1000 people aren't telling you you're doing it wrong.

— Graham [2015-12-17]
#1304

We'll just BE good at Cube now.

— James [2015-12-17]
#1303

Matt: why are you even IN our Slack?

— Graham [2015-12-17]
#1302

It's a LITTLE late to shift into green.

— Graham, during deck-building [2015-12-17]
#1301

Guys we don't have time to play hackysack!

— James [2015-12-17]
#1300

Damnit, Nicholas!

— Cameron [2015-12-16]
#1299

I'll let the Chat yell at you from here on out.

— Graham [2015-12-16]
#1298

I'm a phone...

— Paul [2015-12-16]
#1297

That other wall is for sinners.

— Paul [2015-12-16]
#1296

There are no obvious penis references and I don't have a gun the size of a house.

— Graham [2015-12-16]
#1295

You're typing on the Windows desktop... you're not gonna...

— Paul [2015-12-16]
#1294

Just so we're all clear who's reloading muskets in the bathroom...

— Graham [2015-12-16]
#1293

THAT'S what they are doing in the ladies' room! Reloading muskets!

— Paul and Graham [2015-12-16]
#1292

It's that she was SMASHED, not that she was FEMALE...

— Graham [2015-12-16]
#1291

What? The cameras? Like in England?

— Graham [2015-12-16]
#1290

Is this a dead ghost?

— Paul [2015-12-16]