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  1. #115
    Sometimes I forget that Cam is a monster.
    — Graham [2015-04-08]
  2. #114
    I can't imagine how difficult echolocation is when you're drunk.
    — Graham [2015-04-08]
  3. #113
    If he wanted to, he could just, like, concentrate for five minutes and have a better beard than me.
    — Graham, about Paul [2015-04-08]
  4. #112
    I don't like it when things are inside pigs.
    — Cameron [2015-04-03]
  5. #111
    I'm the most gullible person alive.
    — Alex [2015-04-03]
  6. #110
    Kathleen was very adamant that we are not making dakimakura of the cast. […] I was a little disappointed.
    — Beej [2015-04-03]
  7. #109
    Our South is just North.
    — Graham [2015-04-09]
  8. #108
    How are you so… thing?
    — Graham [2015-04-09]
  9. #107
    I'm down with the hip kids and the Pokémons.
    — James [2015-04-09]
  10. #106
    Nobody ever say the words 'cowboy virology' near me ever again.
    — Cameron [2015-04-08]
  11. #105
    B*tch, I'm Fabulous!
    — Cameron [2015-04-03]
  12. #104
    Coins are for scrubs.
    — Heather [2014-04-05]
  13. #103
    If a strange woman ever tells you to shut your eyes, be wary.
    — Cameron [2015-04-02]
  14. #102
    You gotta respect a woman who can throw a Gatling gun sixty feet.
    — Cameron [2015-04-02]
  15. #101
    I'm f*cking beautiful.
    — Cameron [2015-04-02]
  16. #100
    Do you remember me? I'm the man who wants to give you a tickle.
    — Cameron [2015-04-02]
  17. #99
    I have a giant soft spot for tubas. They're cute.
    — Cameron [2015-04-02]
  18. #98
    I think it would be unwise to stream all night and then call in sick at a job with very internet savvy people.
    — Cameron [2015-04-02]
  19. #97
    I like the idea that I'm fighting with just a giant, serrated straight razor.
    — Cameron [2015-04-02]
  20. #96
    I will never date a tenor again. It's baritones and basses all the way down.
    — Mia [2015-04-02]
  21. #95
    Every single molecule in my body is itching today.
    — Mia [2015-04-02]
  22. #94
    You go here when you die and then you hallucinate for a while and then you come back to life and you murder more people.
    — Cameron [2015-04-02]
  23. #93
    Hell, the Gospels are fan-fiction.
    — Cameron [2015-04-02]
  24. #92
    If you want to become a digestive tract and a head, you just have to take out the parts that don't fit that. Done.
    — Heather [2015-04-04]
  25. #91
    I profusely apologize for being the source of most screaming in this game.
    — Alex [2015-04-04]