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#1531

I'm ten. And my friends were just killed in a plane crash. You want me to go get you either a dollar or some rum, penguin man? ok.

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1530

"Did they died? Did they died?" "You didn't! You fell from the lrrEFF ing sky and landed on the..." "Wow, what a wacky adventure! We got hit by a lrrEFF ing cruise missile."

— Alex and Graham [2015-03-27]
#1529

We just used fireplace bellows to inflate Prancer, the inflatable reindeer and totally not sex toy.

— Graham [2015-03-27]
#1528

Hey! You need all four reindeer to take off.

— a little gnome
#1527

You're a little kid! You've seen dead people and naked reindeers today.

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1526

Fugi, hi! Help! I want hopsital!

— Graham [2015-03-27]
#1525

Oh, good. Oh, good. Oh, good. We have to mouth her now. Are you ready to mouth the naked reindeer we just...

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1524

Why Spud? Who else could give a girl a hot flush on a cold night like this?

— Donner
#1523

It's a little gnome! I'm going to put it in my bottom.

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1522

Right on, dude! Let's open the door that has claw marks all over it.

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1521

This is the murder room.

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1520

Is one of the reindeer a sex doll?

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1519

It's Prancer, the inflatable.
#1518

It looks like there's blood dripping down the walls.

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1517

Everything is fine again. Except for all the dead bodies downstairs. The tiny little crushed gnome bodies.

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1516

Aww, it's a fluffy bunny!
#1515

Why are we collecting dead gnomes?

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1514

It's a little gnome!
#1512

You got to be real with me: is this a horror game? Don't lrrEFF with me, Stark!

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1511

I've played games that you play like this. I mean... I've heard about them.

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1510

You need to slow down. What the lrrEFF do you mean "the Cube"?

— Alex [2015-03-27]
#1509

I thought I was doing the right thing... turns out I was just a bucket of faeces.

— Beej [2016-01-11]
#1508

I'm full of water now!

— Beej [2016-01-11]
#1507

Shiiiiiiiine... what? SHINE DICK!

— Beej [2016-01-11]
#1506

I hope I land right in the Beej Cannon.

— Beej [2016-01-11]