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  1. #125
    Do not let the tank touch you, it is not a real doctor.
    — Ian [2015-04-14]
  2. #124
    I don't wanna be broken into component materials.
    — Paul [2015-03-30]
  3. #123
    That was right between my legs.
    — Alex [2015-04-12]
  4. #122
    I've always wanted to be a creepy Japanese ghost.
    — Alex [2015-04-11]
  5. #121
    Look, I've got a lot of experience touching fish.
    — Kathleen [2015-04-12]
  6. #120
    Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t!
    — Kathleen [2015-04-12]
  7. #119
    Yoshi is a sexual being.
    — Kathleen [2015-04-12]
  8. #118
    I'm the funniest person I know.
    — Adam [2015-04-11]
  9. #117
    I'm full of meat.
    — Graham [2015-04-10]
  10. #116
    I'll take any vector for getting peanut sauce inside me.
    — Graham [2015-04-10]
  11. #115
    Sometimes I forget that Cam is a monster.
    — Graham [2015-04-08]
  12. #114
    I can't imagine how difficult echolocation is when you're drunk.
    — Graham [2015-04-08]
  13. #113
    If he wanted to, he could just, like, concentrate for five minutes and have a better beard than me.
    — Graham, about Paul [2015-04-08]
  14. #112
    I don't like it when things are inside pigs.
    — Cameron [2015-04-03]
  15. #111
    I'm the most gullible person alive.
    — Alex [2015-04-03]
  16. #110
    Kathleen was very adamant that we are not making dakimakura of the cast. […] I was a little disappointed.
    — Beej [2015-04-03]
  17. #109
    Our South is just North.
    — Graham [2015-04-09]
  18. #108
    How are you so… thing?
    — Graham [2015-04-09]
  19. #107
    I'm down with the hip kids and the Pokémons.
    — James [2015-04-09]
  20. #106
    Nobody ever say the words 'cowboy virology' near me ever again.
    — Cameron [2015-04-08]
  21. #105
    B*tch, I'm Fabulous!
    — Cameron [2015-04-03]
  22. #104
    Coins are for scrubs.
    — Heather [2014-04-05]
  23. #103
    If a strange woman ever tells you to shut your eyes, be wary.
    — Cameron [2015-04-02]
  24. #102
    You gotta respect a woman who can throw a Gatling gun sixty feet.
    — Cameron [2015-04-02]
  25. #101
    I'm f*cking beautiful.
    — Cameron [2015-04-02]