Quotes – LRRbot

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#1641

On 3, we drop trou and do a ham press.

— Alex [2016-01-22]
#1640

I ship it.

— Alex [2016-01-22]
#1639

*singing* I'm an asshole! I'm an asshole! I'm an asshole! I'm an asshole!

— Alex [2016-01-22]
#1638

The edge of the screen means you die.

— Alex [2016-01-22]
#1637

I'm stupid! We're stupid! You're stupid! This path is stupid!

— Alex [2016-01-22]
#1636

Chickens don't clap.

— Alex [2016-01-22]
#1635

BUGS BUNNY said it was a booby trap! Who is there more trustworthy than BUGS BUNNY?!

— Alex [2016-01-22]
#1634

They can't hear me, so I'm going to call Chat a big dumb-dumb head.

— James [2016-01-21]
#1633

It's exactly like being hoisted by your own Picard.

— Graham [2016-01-21]
#1632

I think they are wonderfully unattractive.

— Graham [2016-01-21]
#1631

An ass-loop? That's the worst kind of loop.

— Paul [2016-01-20]
#1629

I don't *believe* my cat is a serial killer, but I could be wrong...

— Graham [2016-01-20]
#1627

If you have cancer, you don't become a ghost with cancer...

— Paul [2016-01-20]
#1626

High-security dining hall.

— Paul [2016-01-20]
#1625

Creepy humming

— Subtitles [2016-01-20]
#1624

Mental hospitals: routinely treated with such care in video games.

— Graham [2016-01-20]
#1623

Oops, off I go to Mongolia!

— Chopin [2016-01-20]
#1622

Clicky things make me interesting.

— Ian [2016-01-19]
#1621

Why does my dick turn purple every time I sneeze?

— Alex [2016-01-19]
#1620

I think we call that one the 'Clam Slam'!

— Alex [2016-01-19]
#1619

Oh shit! I regret everything! I regret everything I've ever done!

— Alex [2016-01-19]
#1618

Wind power: The WAVE of the future.

— Alex [2016-01-19]
#1617

It's like fighting God with a toothpick!

— Alex [2016-01-19]
#1616

Maybe play to your strengths, instead of... whatever you're doing.

— Cori [2016-01-18]
#1615

I can become taller, if that helps.

— Cori [2016-01-18]