Quotes – LRRbot

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#1586

She farts all the time, just like her dad.

— Graham [2016-01-17]
#1585

How dare you leave this stream for content that is much better!

— James [2016-01-16]
#1584

I also like cuddling and murder.

— Kate [2016-01-15]
#1583

I could literally also just talk to my brother.

— Kate [2016-01-15]
#1582

You don't have to quote EVERYTHING I say!

— Alex [2016-01-15]
#1581

Yahtzee may be the only attraction left at the Escapist.

— Alex [2016-01-15]
#1580

I heard once you clack, you don't go back.

— Alex [2016-01-15]
#1579

Don't attribute that to me!

— Alex [2016-01-15]
#1578

We're going to have a disargument.

— Alex [2016-01-15]
#1576

I don't want bacon popsicles.

— Cori [2016-01-15]
#1575

I like that it knows we're two different Jills.

— Cori [2016-01-15]
#1574

give me more wood, I want more wood... hehe

— Adam [2016-01-14]
#1573

My life is misery.

— Adam [2016-01-14]
#1572

Add 16 mountains... done. We've built a deck of hate.

— Graham [2016-01-14]
#1571

Dammit, Hosk...

— Graham [2016-01-14]
#1570

I blame Alex. That's definitely an Alex problem.

— Graham [2016-01-14]
#1569

Hey you, come and attack me, I'm so vulnerable.

— Paul [2016-01-13]
#1568

No, I was wrong. The ground doesn't hurt me. The ground instantly kills me.

— Paul [2016-01-13]
#1567

You really don't have to show me failure, game, I know what that looks like.

— Heather [2016-01-13]
#1566

I have a car inside my body!

— Ian [2016-01-12]
#1565

If I have exploding things shoved into me... that would be a bad thing.

— Ian [2016-01-12]
#1564

Today's Alex is a fast-paced world, so I need a fast-paced medium with which to communicate... which is text.

— Cori [2016-01-12]
#1563

It's a good thing I already have a coma.

— Ian [2016-01-12]
#1562

I am going to own another human being that belongs to someone else for a while.

— Ian [2016-01-12]
#1561

You were making fun of my pug-burger...

— Cori [2016-01-12]