Quotes – LRRbot

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#1293

THAT'S what they are doing in the ladies' room! Reloading muskets!

— Paul and Graham [2015-12-16]
#1292

It's that she was SMASHED, not that she was FEMALE...

— Graham [2015-12-16]
#1291

What? The cameras? Like in England?

— Graham [2015-12-16]
#1290

Is this a dead ghost?

— Paul [2015-12-16]
#1289

The living are REALLY STUPID!

— Paul [2015-12-16]
#1288

I remember that time in my life. That was just now.

— Graham [2015-12-16]
#1287

Nothing good ends with the words "imposed by the publisher"...

— Paul [2015-12-16]
#1286

There are people under there?

— Ian [2015-12-16]
#1285

I am also not a bridge. I choose to be a tunnel. Maybe a Chunnel.

— Ian [2015-12-16]
#1284

Of course there's a dog barking: there's a horn.

— Heather [2015-12-16]
#1283

Lesson learned: Heather is not a bridge.

— Ian [2015-12-16]
#1282

Dogs and people may love. All other animals breed in stony silence.

— Ian [2015-12-16]
#1281

I don't think that's how beat-boxing works, Ian.

— Heather [2015-12-16]
#1280

I don't expect anyone to keep up with Hodor Canon.

— Heather [2015-12-16]
#1279

Fork, fork, fork, every day!

— Heather [2015-12-16]
#1278

You're not too hayai, you're not too osoi.

— Ian [2015-12-16]
#1277

I am a pretty terrible car.

— Ian [2015-12-15]
#1276

But why did he feel the need to recreate the racists?

— Ian [2015-12-15]
#1275

Is the audio streaming literally through my head?

— Ian [2015-12-15]
#1274

Have a good lrrEFF off!

— Ian [2015-12-15]
#1273

Coma sex headsmash

— Ian [2015-12-15]
#1272

Yay! Tiger!

— Ian [2015-12-15]
#1271

Forklift! Yes!

— Ian [2015-12-15]
#1270

I'm full of holes.

— Cori [2015-12-15]
#1269

Close your eyes and think of Asimov.

— Alex [2015-12-15]