Quotes – LRRbot

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#1659

People noticed how much weight you lost... by not being on the screen.

— Heather [2016-01-25]
#1658

Just jump on me!

— Beej [2016-01-25]
#1657

We HAVE Slack... Why aren't you using it?

— Heather [2016-01-25]
#1656

I'm not a video-game-player guy.

— Paul [2016-01-25]
#1655

With great power comes great responsibility. And my responsibility is to build more power... or else everything will explode.

— Paul [2016-01-25]
#1654

Men! Stand here and SUCK! You heard me!

— Paul [2016-01-25]
#1653

This is called a TERP: Terrain... Something something something something something.

— Paul [2016-01-25]
#1652

That's not a place.

— Paul [2016-01-25]
#1651

This volcano is very unsafe.

— Paul [2016-01-25]
#1650

You get to see magical sausage!

— Graham [2016-01-25]
#1649

Nothing bad ever came from leaving your castle undefended.

— Adam [2016-01-23]
#1648

He threw a rock at him so hard he Jedi'd.

— Alex [2016-01-23]
#1647

Thanks for the pendant of DEATH... idiot.

— Adam [2016-01-23]
#1646

I don't even know how to Dougie!

— Cori [2016-01-22]
#1645

This isn't a voting thing! I need to go home!

— Alex [2016-01-22]
#1644

Did you kill EVERYONE?!

— Alex [2016-01-22]
#1643

You are full of Satan people...

— Alex [2016-01-22]
#1642

Dank? Kids?

— Cori [2016-01-22]
#1641

On 3, we drop trou and do a ham press.

— Alex [2016-01-22]
#1640

I ship it.

— Alex [2016-01-22]
#1639

*singing* I'm an asshole! I'm an asshole! I'm an asshole! I'm an asshole!

— Alex [2016-01-22]
#1638

The edge of the screen means you die.

— Alex [2016-01-22]
#1637

I'm stupid! We're stupid! You're stupid! This path is stupid!

— Alex [2016-01-22]
#1636

Chickens don't clap.

— Alex [2016-01-22]
#1635

BUGS BUNNY said it was a booby trap! Who is there more trustworthy than BUGS BUNNY?!

— Alex [2016-01-22]