Be mindful of whomst you slap.
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#1702
Thank you for hanging in there during Beej's speech.
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Heather
[2016-02-01]
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#1701
I am not a slow clam-chomper!
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Beej
[2016-02-01]
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#1700
I should stop lying.
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Beej
[2016-02-01]
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#1699
We'll keep going like this and see how long we can take it... and by "we" I mean "you"
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Paul
[2016-02-01]
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#1698
Can I dig up? Somebody teach me how to dig up!
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Ashton
[2016-01-30]
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#1697
You can fit a lot of spiders inside a Model M.
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Ian
[2016-01-29]
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#1696
I don't want to be Graham Stark any more...
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Adam
[2016-01-30]
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#1695
You're hitting mummy in the boob. Good job.
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Kathleen
[2016-01-29]
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#1694
Penelope, don't be cranky, we're almost done losing this.
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Kathleen
[2016-01-29]
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#1693
If babies want to get fed they'll spit that thing right out, and then the Eldrazi spawn attacks the Incubator Drone.
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Kathleen
[2016-01-29]
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#1692
I'm so f*ckin' edgy you guys.
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Cameron
[2016-01-27]
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#1691
I didn't make THAT much noise... I mean, I dropped a crane on someone, but...
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Graham
[2016-01-27]
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#1690
How do you quantify a tickle?
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Graham
[2016-01-27]
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#1689
Leave the dyslexic guy alone...
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Paul
[2016-01-27]
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#1688
Matt doesn't count.
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Paul
[2016-01-27]
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#1687
That looks fancy. Is it also... good?
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Paul
[2016-01-27]
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#1686
The gallows isn't where they try you.
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Paul
[2016-01-27]
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#1685
We are Miis.
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Graham
[2016-01-27]
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#1684
Heather! There are questions to be answered here!
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Ian
[2016-01-27]
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#1683
I forgot about the snowman that vomited candy!
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Ian
[2016-01-27]
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#1682
For NOW, this is YOUR problem.
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Ian
[2016-01-26]
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#1681
No! Blacks!
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Cori
[2016-01-26]
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#1680
FUCK. YOU. SUNS.
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Ian
[2016-01-26]
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#1679
That seems correct because it dropped me.
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Cori
[2016-01-26]
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#1678
Do they count as things or people?
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Cori
[2016-01-26]