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  1. #1560
    That movie was a nine-foot boner with a cheeseburger on the end. It didn't need a sequel.
    — Cameron [2016-01-12]
  2. #1559
    It's bigger than God.
    — Alex [2016-01-12]
  3. #1558
    It's a TM. The DRM on that CD breaks it.
    — Heather [2016-01-12]
  4. #1557
    You know, I feel as though some of these locations might actually look a little better than Walden and the Werewolf. At least I think these people have been inside a building.
    — Alex [2015-03-27]
  5. #1556
    Can I just say, I reject her. Right now. The subocean rejects this.
    — The_Ocean_who_Subbed [2015-03-27]
  6. #1555
    Manga, not even once.
    — Alex [2015-03-27]
  7. #1554
    What if we did a generic horror game but it was headlined by a manga character. BY MY OC! I'M GONNA PUT MY OC IN A HORROR MANGA GAME, he's a kid and he's got a striped shirt and his necklace has a razorblade on it and he's got pink eyes, 'cause...
    — Alex [2015-03-27]
  8. #1553
    Like I get it: you read all of Death Note and you're like, shit, I want to make a video game.
    — Alex [2015-03-27]
  9. #1552
    Chi da! Editor's note: chi means blood.
    — Alex [2015-03-27]
  10. #1551
    The lrrEFF are we walking on?
    — Alex [2015-03-27]
  11. #1550
    Ah, such angstu da.
    — Alex [2015-03-27]
  12. #1549
    I brought sushi. It's Japanese.
    — Alex [2015-03-27]
  13. #1548
    It's so tough being thirteen.
    — Alex [2015-03-27]
  14. #1547
    A slinky ripped just ripped the bear's head off.
    — Graham [2015-03-27]
  15. #1546
    I don't think even Ched is drunk enough for this game.
    — Graham [2015-03-27]
  16. #1545
    I wish we could race around the library.
    — Graham [2015-03-27]
  17. #1544
    I bet you could feed him a gnome, too. I bet you could send another gnome to his lrrEFF ing death in the jaws of that awful serpent.
    — Graham [2015-03-27]
  18. #1543
    "*whispering* Is he trying to lrrEFF us?" "I hope so. Otherwise the whole thing doesn't make sense."
    — Alex and Graham [2015-03-27]
  19. #1542
    Spud! stands head and shoulders above such games as Myst.
    — PC Gamer Magazine
  20. #1541
    Give her the Rusty Door.
    — Graham [2015-03-27]
  21. #1540
    It's so cathartic to see Spud eat *** once in a while.
    — Graham [2015-03-27]
  22. #1539
    It's called 'The Quivering'? What do you mean it's called 'The Quivering'?
    — Alex [2015-03-27]
  23. #1537
    Why is there a one banana toll just to get over to where a monkey is asleep?
    — Graham [2015-03-27]
  24. #1536
    Bunny pancakes, anyone?
  25. #1535
    Now we get to watch this gnome die again. We get to send him to his death. Alright, little gnome, I need you to be very brave right now. Daddy needs you to do something very important for him and he'll be very proud of you. It's going to be okay. Only dreams now.
    — Alex [2015-03-27]