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  1. #1243
    I love how that guy just burst out of the fourth dimension like the Kool-Aid Man!
    — Cameron [2015-12-10]
  2. #1242
    It is VERY difficult to actually be an asshole.
    — Graham [2015-12-10]
  3. #1241
    I could have made 150 bucks running people over with my car... that's way easier than stealing a TV.
    — Paul [2015-12-09]
  4. #1240
    I'd love a flashing toaster! That'd be awesome!
    — Paul [2015-12-09]
  5. #1239
    Die! Eat guitar!
    — Paul [2015-12-09]
  6. #1238
    I don't know what a fire hydrant looks like!
    — Paul [2015-12-09]
  7. #1237
    Clean-up on Aisle YOU!
    — Paul [2015-12-09]
  8. #1236
    Yabba dabba do. I've got a tank now.
    — Paul [2015-12-09]
  9. #1235
    I'm starting to think that maybe I'm the bad guy here...
    — Paul [2015-12-09]
  10. #1234
    Your pineapple game is on point.
    — Ian [2015-12-09]
  11. #1233
    See, they're on a regular road. Now you can kill them.
    — Cori [2015-12-08]
  12. #1232
    I feel like unravelling a chunk of the sewer system is going to cause problems down the line.
    — Paul [2015-12-07]
  13. #1231
    Oh, I see! Waterfalls push you down!
    — Paul [2015-12-07]
  14. #1230
    But I'm close to me...
    — Paul [2015-12-07]
  15. #1229
    Heal the still-living one!
    — Cori [2015-12-01]
  16. #1228
    We're boning! We are boning now!
    — Alex [2015-12-04]
  17. #1227
    At least I can make the door bleed...
    — Alex [2015-12-04]
  18. #1226
    Why does everything bleed?
    — Graham [2015-12-04]
  19. #1225
    Someone PLEASE turn off the sink!
    — Graham [2015-12-04]
  20. #1224
    Oh shit! There's *** gameplay now?
    — Alex [2015-12-04]
  21. #1223
    Oh, this is erotic.
    — Alex [2015-12-04]
  22. #1222
    I grab myself.
    — Alex [2015-12-04]
  23. #1221
    I wish I was playing Zoo Race!
    — Alex [2015-12-04]
  24. #1220
    *Mission Impossible theme in "meow"s*
    — Paul [2015-12-02]
  25. #1219
    I have to elevate...
    — Graham [2015-12-02]