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  1. #1607
    Children are not people.
    — Cori [2016-01-18]
  2. #1606
    I should go pound sand.
    — Beej [2016-01-18]
  3. #1605
    By 'our' I mean your.
    — Cori [2016-01-18]
  4. #1604
    You can pound your melons.
    — Cori [2016-01-18]
  5. #1603
    We've unlocked both sight and sound... and nausea.
    — Cori [2016-01-18]
  6. #1602
    Like if Kirby ate shit.
    — Graham [2016-01-18]
  7. #1601
    I cast pork-chop sandwiches.
    — Ian [2016-01-17]
  8. #1600
    Reject toxic masculinity, embrace taco masculinity.
    — Cameron [2016-01-17]
  9. #1599
    He's... delicious? No... adorable. That's the word.
    — Ian [2016-01-17]
  10. #1598
    Well, that was a farty noise.
    — Cameron [2016-01-17]
  11. #1597
    He is eager to come over and show you his new and improved butt.
    — Cameron [2016-01-17]
  12. #1596
    I was told 'Shooty Shooty Bang Bang!'
    — Kate [2016-01-17]
  13. #1595
    ANUS!
    — Ian [2016-01-17]
  14. #1594
    You also have a thing.
    — Cameron [2016-01-17]
  15. #1593
    I... am an idiot.
    — Ian [2016-01-17]
  16. #1592
    Here, we EXPERIMENT with toxic masculinity.
    — Cameron [2016-01-17]
  17. #1591
    You say a LOT of things, Ian.
    — Cameron [2016-01-17]
  18. #1590
    Waaaaaaa...
    — Penelope [2016-01-17]
  19. #1589
    What's it like being garbage?
    — Cameron [2016-01-17]
  20. #1588
    OK. Paul's not going to tell us something.
    — Graham [2016-01-17]
  21. #1587
    *while inhaling* ... anus...
    — Graham [2016-01-17]
  22. #1586
    She farts all the time, just like her dad.
    — Graham [2016-01-17]
  23. #1585
    How dare you leave this stream for content that is much better!
    — James [2016-01-16]
  24. #1584
    I also like cuddling and murder.
    — Kate [2016-01-15]
  25. #1583
    I could literally also just talk to my brother.
    — Kate [2016-01-15]