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  1. #1681
    No! Blacks!
    — Cori [2016-01-26]
  2. #1680
    FUCK. YOU. SUNS.
    — Ian [2016-01-26]
  3. #1679
    That seems correct because it dropped me.
    — Cori [2016-01-26]
  4. #1678
    Do they count as things or people?
    — Cori [2016-01-26]
  5. #1677
    Now we're back to Hole-Town.
    — Ian [2016-01-26]
  6. #1676
    Human beings are just one long hole.
    — Ian [2016-01-26]
  7. #1675
    Holes can have more than one entrance.
    — Ian [2016-01-26]
  8. #1674
    Come back for you, Mystery Hole.
    — Cori [2016-01-26]
  9. #1673
    That's how it works! You put your tongue in their nose and then a baby comes out!
    — Alex [2016-01-26]
  10. #1672
    In front of the dude, you've got his balls.
    — Ian [2016-01-26]
  11. #1671
    I'm getting erect.
    — Ian [2016-01-26]
  12. #1670
    You did a much prettier one last time.
    — Ian [2016-01-26]
  13. #1669
    IS THIS GOD?! Is that a God? Are we God?
    — Alex [2016-01-26]
  14. #1668
    It's turning into pee!
    — Alex [2016-01-26]
  15. #1667
    I'm the greatest Cori?
    — Cori [2016-01-26]
  16. #1666
    Since when did Harry Potter have a tie?
    — Alex [2016-01-26]
  17. #1665
    Romance the washing machine.
    — Ian [2016-01-26]
  18. #1664
    Gurgle flangle!
    — Alex [2016-01-26]
  19. #1663
    Whatever time zone you are in, I am in it too.
    — Heather [2016-01-25]
  20. #1662
    I was going to say 'Asshat' but it's 'AxeHand'...
    — Beej [2016-01-25]
  21. #1661
    Not every girl has to talk to you just because you stare at them.
    — Heather [2016-01-25]
  22. #1660
    Oh that's good... Oh that's not good at all... lrrEFF YOU GUYS!
    — Beej [2016-01-25]
  23. #1659
    People noticed how much weight you lost... by not being on the screen.
    — Heather [2016-01-25]
  24. #1658
    Just jump on me!
    — Beej [2016-01-25]
  25. #1657
    We HAVE Slack... Why aren't you using it?
    — Heather [2016-01-25]

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