Quotes

"I'm ten! Reindeer meat! It arrived when we did! Why is that, Graham? Why did the reindeer meat show up when we did?" "Because our friends got shot out of the sky by some missiles." "They're lrrEFF ing dead. And you want to feed them to us?" "Santa's reindeer got gibbled in the air."

Yeah, 'cause the naked anthro-reindeer hitting on a ten-year-old wasn't weird enough, now we have jive-talking orangutans.

I'm ten. And my friends were just killed in a plane crash. You want me to go get you either a dollar or some rum, penguin man? ok.

"Did they died? Did they died?" "You didn't! You fell from the lrrEFF ing sky and landed on the..." "Wow, what a wacky adventure! We got hit by a lrrEFF ing cruise missile."

We just used fireplace bellows to inflate Prancer, the inflatable reindeer and totally not sex toy.

Hey! You need all four reindeer to take off.

You're a little kid! You've seen dead people and naked reindeers today.

Fugi, hi! Help! I want hopsital!

Oh, good. Oh, good. Oh, good. We have to mouth her now. Are you ready to mouth the naked reindeer we just...

Why Spud? Who else could give a girl a hot flush on a cold night like this?

It's a little gnome! I'm going to put it in my bottom.

Right on, dude! Let's open the door that has claw marks all over it.

This is the murder room.

Is one of the reindeer a sex doll?

It's Prancer, the inflatable.

It looks like there's blood dripping down the walls.

Everything is fine again. Except for all the dead bodies downstairs. The tiny little crushed gnome bodies.

Aww, it's a fluffy bunny!

Why are we collecting dead gnomes?

It's a little gnome!

You got to be real with me: is this a horror game? Don't lrrEFF with me, Stark!

I've played games that you play like this. I mean... I've heard about them.

You need to slow down. What the lrrEFF do you mean "the Cube"?

I thought I was doing the right thing... turns out I was just a bucket of faeces.