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#1218
Hey, I'm a ghost, and my crotch is currently embedded in your face...
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Paul
[2015-12-02]
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#1217
These shoes make it really hard to find the door.
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Heather
[2015-12-01]
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#1216
Explain why James is losing? Because James is a scrub lord.
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James
[2015-12-03]
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#1215
Help! Help! I've ascended! No wait, I'm in the closet...
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Paul
[2015-12-02]
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#1214
He's sucking my ghost!
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Paul
[2015-12-02]
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#1213
Oh yeah. Desert Bus South: we are totally doing that. You can quote me on it.
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Cameron
[2015-12-02]
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#1212
I need a ghost computer so I can look up... ghost porn.
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Paul
[2015-12-02]
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#1211
New clue: I'm dead.
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Paul
[2015-12-02]
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#1210
Surprisingly enough, "remove" removes things.
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Paul
[2015-12-02]
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#1209
Luckily dumpster doesn't care.
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Graham
[2015-12-02]
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#1208
I need to fill up with babies!
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Paul
[2015-11-30]
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#1207
Damn you, Bob Ross! Stealing my views...
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Paul
[2015-11-30]
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#1206
Let's not go there, through there lies madness... Whoops...
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Ian
[2015-12-01]
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#1205
"lets speak English is a perfect representation of speaking English"
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Ian
[2015-12-01]
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#1204
WHY IS TIME RAMESSIDE UPDATING?!?!
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Alex
[2015-12-01]
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#1203
What the lrrEFF has James installed on this computer?
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Alex
[2015-12-01]
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#1202
Oh, for fudgles...
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Paul
[2015-11-30]
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#1201
What is the point of youtube?!
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Paul
[2015-11-30]
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#1200
You could just be a hole.
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Paul
[2015-11-30]
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#1199
Look at how normal my human skin looks.
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Graham
[2015-11-30]
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#1198
Now I don't have to be paranoid about beer.
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Cori
[2015-11-28]
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#1197
The toilet doesn't count as a customer.
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Cori
[2015-11-28]
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#1196
Fancy nuts! Holy fuck!
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Beej
[2015-11-28]
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#1195
Those rats keep coming into our kitchen and drinking our beer.
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Heather
[2015-11-28]
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#1194
Wash! Flush! Fuck!
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Beej
[2015-11-28]
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