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  1. #1210
    Surprisingly enough, "remove" removes things.
    — Paul [2015-12-02]
  2. #1209
    Luckily dumpster doesn't care.
    — Graham [2015-12-02]
  3. #1208
    I need to fill up with babies!
    — Paul [2015-11-30]
  4. #1207
    Damn you, Bob Ross! Stealing my views...
    — Paul [2015-11-30]
  5. #1206
    Let's not go there, through there lies madness... Whoops...
    — Ian [2015-12-01]
  6. #1205
    "lets speak English is a perfect representation of speaking English"
    — Ian [2015-12-01]
  7. #1204
    WHY IS TIME RAMESSIDE UPDATING?!?!
    — Alex [2015-12-01]
  8. #1203
    What the lrrEFF has James installed on this computer?
    — Alex [2015-12-01]
  9. #1202
    Oh, for fudgles...
    — Paul [2015-11-30]
  10. #1201
    What is the point of youtube?!
    — Paul [2015-11-30]
  11. #1200
    You could just be a hole.
    — Paul [2015-11-30]
  12. #1199
    Look at how normal my human skin looks.
    — Graham [2015-11-30]
  13. #1198
    Now I don't have to be paranoid about beer.
    — Cori [2015-11-28]
  14. #1197
    The toilet doesn't count as a customer.
    — Cori [2015-11-28]
  15. #1196
    Fancy nuts! Holy fuck!
    — Beej [2015-11-28]
  16. #1195
    Those rats keep coming into our kitchen and drinking our beer.
    — Heather [2015-11-28]
  17. #1194
    Wash! Flush! Fuck!
    — Beej [2015-11-28]
  18. #1193
    Here comes a rush, and FLUSH!
    — Beej [2015-11-28]
  19. #1192
    I can fail...
    — Cori [2015-11-28]
  20. #1191
    I'm Vlad...
    — Beej [2015-11-28]
  21. #1190
    Liftin' lasagna...
    — Heather [2015-11-28]
  22. #1189
    Spin the wheel of lasagna!
    — Cori [2015-11-28]
  23. #1188
    Crambo!
    — Heather, Cori, and Beej [2015-11-28]
  24. #1187
    Corn Dogs. It's like hot Ice Cream.
    — Heather [2015-11-28]
  25. #1186
    I am sorry, Superman...
    — Beej [2015-11-28]