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#1128
There's a Serge provided for scale.
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Matt
[2015-11-17]
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#1127
I don't need this in my face.
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Fugi
[2015-11-17]
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#1126
Whose FAULT is Alex?
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Graham
[2015-11-17]
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#1125
I don't want to have Fugi's face on my human skin.
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Graham
[2015-11-17]
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#1124
We are all old!
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Liz
[2015-11-17]
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#1123
Does this mean I can pee?
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Ashley
[2015-11-17]
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#1122
I've only crashed the bus ONE time this year.
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Matt
[2015-11-17]
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#1121
I always eat my mistakes.
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Beej
[2015-11-17]
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#1120
Can I request an adult?
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Tara
[2015-11-16]
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#1119
I don't need the codpiece.
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Graham
[2015-11-16]
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#1118
I don't know what it tastes like, but it's not skin.
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Graham
[2015-11-16]
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#1117
I have other stories, besides cancer.
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Liz
[2015-11-16]
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#1116
Where did all this hair come from?!
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Serge
[2015-11-16]
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#1115
I should've known this mess was from Turner.
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Serge
[2015-11-16]
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#1114
Do you know the human body has to pee?
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Beej
[2015-11-16]
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#1113
We usually hide you away when people call in.
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Paul
[2015-11-16]
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#1112
I'm developing a fresh biome.
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Beej
[2015-11-16]
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#1111
I can repeat the word 'penis' a whole bunch and I'm still fine.
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Beej
[2015-11-16]
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#1110
It's not Salad Clicker...
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Paul
[2015-11-16]
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#1109
Six pennies... however many cents that is.
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Beej
[2015-11-16]
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#1108
No, it's wenge! I'm calling it wenge!
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Cameron
[2015-11-16]
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#1107
By the way: we have a murder hall.
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Alex
[2015-11-16]
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#1106
I find his... loin-hair... very disturbing.
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Tally
[2015-11-15]
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#1105
I don't WANT The Device!
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Kate Watt
[2015-11-15]
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#1104
Why is a skull more disturbing when it has hair?
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Paul
[2015-11-15]
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