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  1. #876
    Stand against the garbage!
    — Graham [2015-10-16]
  2. #875
    *Super Mario Brothers 2 theme song done in "Bwee"s*
    — Cameron [2015-10-16]
  3. #874
    This stream is now me reading TV Tropes.
    — Cameron [2015-10-16]
  4. #873
    Why did I light myself on fire?
    — Graham [2015-10-15]
  5. #872
    Why am I burning now?
    — Foxmar320 [2015-10-15]
  6. #871
    Aww... No turret for you to die in...
    — Ben Soileau [2015-10-15]
  7. #870
    Tip #1: Stream games you like.
    — James [2015-10-15]
  8. #869
    You scared my pig, asshole!
    — James [2015-10-15]
  9. #868
    That's just who I am now.
    — James [2015-10-15]
  10. #867
    If you're going to yell things in chat, at least be right.
    — Cameron [2015-10-14]
  11. #866
    Haha! Cheapness!
    — Paul [2015-10-14]
  12. #865
    Don't drink the bleach liquid.
    — Paul [2015-10-14]
  13. #864
    You don't get knocked back, which is like 80% of being invincible.
    — Paul [2015-10-14]
  14. #863
    Oh yeah! You've got that sucking thing!
    — Paul [2015-10-14]
  15. #862
    I guess it depends on whether you consider my death good. I don't, for the record.
    — Graham [2015-10-14]
  16. #861
    Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...
    — Graham [2015-10-14]
  17. #860
    I think he's twerking! There's kind of a fish orgy going on now...
    — Paul [2015-10-14]
  18. #859
    Take that, kid! Serves you right for being in love with someone!
    — Paul [2015-10-14]
  19. #858
    Didn't have a choice! Couldn't lrrEFF it!
    — Graham [2015-10-14]
  20. #857
    I guess the literal sun would count as spicy food.
    — Graham [2015-10-14]
  21. #856
    What are you doing up there, God?
    — Cori [2015-10-13]
  22. #855
    I beefed it.
    — Ian [2015-10-13]
  23. #854
    You can outsmart the turtle... it won...
    — Cori [2015-10-13]
  24. #853
    Face my shiny wrath!
    — Ian [2015-10-13]
  25. #852
    This number pad is all wrong! Who designed this?
    — Ian [2015-10-13]