Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#1263
I need you to butt dive again you idiot
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beej
[2015-12-14]
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#1262
Tell God that I said Hi!
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Beej
[2015-12-14]
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#1261
Where is the thing that makes me more men?
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Beej
[2015-12-14]
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#1260
Most people don't know that... because I just made it up.
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Paul
[2015-12-14]
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#1259
I forgot I had a penguin in my mouth. THAT is embarrassing..
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Paul
[2015-12-14]
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#1258
I'm just trying to shoot a penguin at a cloud! Why does that have to be so hard?
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Paul
[2015-12-14]
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#1257
That's the really dangerous thing about dying so much... aside from the death part.
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Paul
[2015-12-14]
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#1256
Dying wasn't totally part of my plan.
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Paul
[2015-12-14]
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#1255
Your face is not a good face.
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Paul
[2015-12-14]
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#1254
Penguins are Nature's trampoline!
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Paul
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#1253
Travel-sized, for convenience!
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Paul
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#1252
I'm a dumb.
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Paul
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#1251
Stop eating me!
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Paul
[2015-12-14]
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#1250
I got eded.
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Paul
[2015-12-14]
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#1249
I got adorably punctured.
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Graham
[2015-12-14]
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#1248
They're elephants now.
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Graham
[2015-12-12]
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#1247
I made a lot of stuff un-happen.
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Ian
[2015-12-12]
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#1246
Stop smoking cats!
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Alex
[2015-10-24]
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#1245
We weren't done beating you!
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Graham
[2015-12-10]
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#1244
This LOOKS kickass, so be ready for disappointment.
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Graham
[2015-12-10]
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#1243
I love how that guy just burst out of the fourth dimension like the Kool-Aid Man!
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Cameron
[2015-12-10]
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#1242
It is VERY difficult to actually be an asshole.
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Graham
[2015-12-10]
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#1241
I could have made 150 bucks running people over with my car... that's way easier than stealing a TV.
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Paul
[2015-12-09]
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#1240
I'd love a flashing toaster! That'd be awesome!
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Paul
[2015-12-09]
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#1239
Die! Eat guitar!
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Paul
[2015-12-09]
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