Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#1192
I can fail...
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Cori
[2015-11-28]
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#1191
I'm Vlad...
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Beej
[2015-11-28]
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#1190
Liftin' lasagna...
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Heather
[2015-11-28]
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#1189
Spin the wheel of lasagna!
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Cori
[2015-11-28]
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#1188
Crambo!
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Heather, Cori, and Beej
[2015-11-28]
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#1187
Corn Dogs. It's like hot Ice Cream.
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Heather
[2015-11-28]
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#1186
I am sorry, Superman...
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Beej
[2015-11-28]
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#1185
Flush that toilet. She left again.
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Beej
[2015-11-28]
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#1184
Stop trying to make us memorize the recipes! You'll put me out of a job!
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Heather
[2015-11-28]
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#1183
I am the best at yelling.
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Heather
[2015-11-28]
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#1182
Chihuahuas NOT ACCEPTED!
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Heather and Cori
[2015-11-28]
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#1181
Ranch! Cheese! EV-ERY-THING!
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Cori
[2015-11-28]
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#1180
I was promised more rain.
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Cori
[2015-11-28]
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#1179
The rats are after the dishes!
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Beej
[2015-11-28]
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#1178
Ooh! Maybe we can buy that gun now!
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Heather
[2015-11-28]
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#1177
The toilet's name is Herman.
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Heather
[2015-11-28]
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#1176
I can only close one eye Flush!
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Beej
[2015-11-28]
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#1175
Flush a beer?
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Cori
[2015-11-28]
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#1174
If the toilet decides to come back, it can tell us.
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Cori
[2015-11-28]
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#1173
I don't know what gender the toilet identifies as...
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Heather
[2015-11-28]
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#1172
Thank you. Thank you for yelling.
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Cori
[2015-11-28]
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#1171
It's 10 o'clock somewhere.
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Beej
[2015-11-28]
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#1170
I have to USE this hand...
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Heather
[2015-11-28]
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#1169
BOIL!
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Alex [in next room]
[2015-11-28]
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#1168
That was not a potato toilet.
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Heather
[2015-11-28]
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