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  1. #1157
    Cube is not Commander Draft. Cube is Momir Constructed.
    — Cameron [2015-11-26]
  2. #1156
    *startled* Who did I just shoot?!
    — Cameron [2015-11-25]
  3. #1155
    Do we REALLY need more 6-drops?
    — Cameron [2015-11-25]
  4. #1154
    Is that lizard just eating that monkey's butt?
    — Ian [2015-11-25]
  5. #1153
    I exploded right inside him.
    — Ian [2015-11-24]
  6. #1152
    Weapons are for FOOLS!
    — Ben [2015-11-24]
  7. #1151
    What do you do with this, aside from sex things?
    — Graham [2015-11-23]
  8. #1150
    These guys are just as important as everybody else except Beej.
    — James [2015-11-21]
  9. #1149
    Turn down for whom?
    — Alex [2015-11-20]
  10. #1148
    Suck it, James!
    — Kate [2015-11-20]
  11. #1147
    We are garbage humans!
    — Ian [2015-11-20]
  12. #1146
    I already confirmed Desert Bus Australia.
    — Matt [2015-11-20]
  13. #1145
    Can you smell Beej?
    — Graham [2015-11-19]
  14. #1144
    That wasn't even yesterday, that was like 5 days ago.
    — Graham [2015-11-19]
  15. #1143
    I have no problem making people feel bad.
    — Aaron Forsythe [2015-11-19]
  16. #1142
    Tangent gets messy FAST.
    — Cameron [2015-11-19]
  17. #1141
    You can deal with Papyrus for the children.
    — Liz [2015-11-19]
  18. #1140
    I think our heads are kinda similar.
    — Alex [2015-11-19]
  19. #1139
    I prefer hype over not hype.
    — Graham [2015-11-18]
  20. #1138
    Why are you so tight?
    — Matt [2015-11-18]
  21. #1137
    Let's start with "mouth" and work from there.
    — Ian [2015-11-18]
  22. #1136
    I want to see Johnny be a giant woman.
    — Tally [2015-11-18]
  23. #1135
    Jeremy made a hole.
    — Tally [2015-11-18]
  24. #1134
    We're going to act like idiots.
    — James [2015-11-18]
  25. #1133
    Fake pockets are a crime against GOD AND HUMANITY!
    — Tally [2015-11-18]