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#1167

No one ever said I was smart

— adam [2015-11-28]
#1166

No NO NO NO Nonono No NO NONO No! No NO! No no no nonononono NO! We need to go on break. No no no

— Alex [2015-11-27]
#1165

Are you ready to watch another snuff film?

— Alex [2015-11-27]
#1164

Is this what I've been doing to people all this time? I'm a monster!

— Graham [2015-11-26]
#1163

Well this honks! Penis!

— Graham [2015-11-26]
#1162

And we'll... make a man... out of you...lamog.

— Cameron [2015-11-26]
#1161

That goat had Horsemanship! That goat had a family!

— Graham [2015-11-26]
#1160

Well that sucks out loud!

— Cameron [2015-11-26]
#1159

No one expects Horsemanship Ulamog.

— Graham [2015-11-26]
#1158

We're going to put a goat on a horse, and then put Ulamog on the whole thing! It's like a turducken!

— Cameron [2015-11-26]
#1157

Cube is not Commander Draft. Cube is Momir Constructed.

— Cameron [2015-11-26]
#1156

*startled* Who did I just shoot?!

— Cameron [2015-11-25]
#1155

Do we REALLY need more 6-drops?

— Cameron [2015-11-25]
#1154

Is that lizard just eating that monkey's butt?

— Ian [2015-11-25]
#1153

I exploded right inside him.

— Ian [2015-11-24]
#1152

Weapons are for FOOLS!

— Ben [2015-11-24]
#1151

What do you do with this, aside from sex things?

— Graham [2015-11-23]
#1150

These guys are just as important as everybody else except Beej.

— James [2015-11-21]
#1149

Turn down for whom?

— Alex [2015-11-20]
#1148

Suck it, James!

— Kate [2015-11-20]
#1147

We are garbage humans!

— Ian [2015-11-20]
#1146

I already confirmed Desert Bus Australia.

— Matt [2015-11-20]
#1145

Can you smell Beej?

— Graham [2015-11-19]
#1144

That wasn't even yesterday, that was like 5 days ago.

— Graham [2015-11-19]
#1143

I have no problem making people feel bad.

— Aaron Forsythe [2015-11-19]