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#1396

Whoa, it's you and Muhammad? Dude, you're lrrEFF ed. Muhammad is a real crowd-pleaser.

— Graham [2014-08-01]
#1395

Thank you for sharing this moment with me. It was delightful. I won't call you, don't bother. Maybe I'll holla at you later.

— Alex [2014-08-01]
#1394

Hello, I'm super Aryan. Come here, hug me. Thank you. I see you have been working out. I see you haven't skipped leg day.

— Graham [2014-08-01]
#1393

"Why is that man so small? Look how tiny that person is." "It might be a child."

— Graham and Alex [2014-08-01]
#1392

Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro? Bro! Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro.

— Graham [2014-08-01]
#1391

I think this is a Jesus dating sim.

— Alex [2014-08-01]
#1390

Johnny B, where you at? I've got these loaves.

— Alex [2014-08-01]
#1389

Come back here, John the Baptist!

— Alex [2014-08-01]
#1388

"Hello... female?" "Slim, I think."

— Alex and Graham [2014-08-01]
#1387

You try to spread peace and love in the world and this is the result.

— Alex [2014-08-01]
#1386

Hello, female. Don't run away, I want to talk to you.

— Alex [2014-08-01]
#1385

Why is my brain depleting?

— Alex [2014-08-01]
#1384

Slim, normal, chubby, fat, female. Those were the body types.

— Graham [2014-08-01]
#1383

Is that what I think it is? That's a lens flare coming out of a horse's ass. It's the world's greatest lens flare.

— Alex [2014-08-01]
#1382

I am a hoers. I'm hoers. NEIGH!

— Alex [2014-08-01]
#1381

I don't think they're children. I think they're horrible mannequins animated by Noah's love for God.

— Alex [2014-08-01]
#1380

Midnight rainbow, no big deal.

— Alex [2014-08-01]
#1379

And yet Mario Kart 8 doesn't have a podium sequence.

— Graham [2014-08-01]
#1378

I don't think it's silent, Graham. I think we just died.

— Alex [2014-08-01]
#1377

No wonder why they're going extinct, that rhino sucks.

— Graham [2014-08-01]
#1376

"God Cares" I disagree heartily with that statement.

— Alex [2014-08-01]
#1375

Cam, that's what inside Room 101.

— Alex [2014-08-01]
#1374

Oh my god! The racing was coming from inside the animals the whole time.

— Matt [2014-08-01]
#1373

You know, what? I believe God does organise an animal race because every year in Vancouver there's a wiener dog race and the fact that that exist is proof that God exists and loves us and wants us to be happy.

— Matt [2014-08-01]
#1372

I hope the camera is picking up the tears streaming down my face.

— Alex [2014-08-01]