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#1142

Tangent gets messy FAST.

— Cameron [2015-11-19]
#1141

You can deal with Papyrus for the children.

— Liz [2015-11-19]
#1140

I think our heads are kinda similar.

— Alex [2015-11-19]
#1139

I prefer hype over not hype.

— Graham [2015-11-18]
#1138

Why are you so tight?

— Matt [2015-11-18]
#1137

Let's start with "mouth" and work from there.

— Ian [2015-11-18]
#1136

I want to see Johnny be a giant woman.

— Tally [2015-11-18]
#1135

Jeremy made a hole.

— Tally [2015-11-18]
#1134

We're going to act like idiots.

— James [2015-11-18]
#1133

Fake pockets are a crime against GOD AND HUMANITY!

— Tally [2015-11-18]
#1132

I once watched James eat a Pack Rat... Not the Magic card; just an actual rat.

— Cameron [2015-11-18]
#1131

If I could pretend to be Beej for 10 minutes, I could get a job!

— Cameron [2015-11-18]
#1130

I learned how to make that face from Julie.

— Cameron [2015-11-18]
#1129

My hand is very wet now, Matt.

— Ian [2015-11-17]
#1128

There's a Serge provided for scale.

— Matt [2015-11-17]
#1127

I don't need this in my face.

— Fugi [2015-11-17]
#1126

Whose FAULT is Alex?

— Graham [2015-11-17]
#1125

I don't want to have Fugi's face on my human skin.

— Graham [2015-11-17]
#1124

We are all old!

— Liz [2015-11-17]
#1123

Does this mean I can pee?

— Ashley [2015-11-17]
#1122

I've only crashed the bus ONE time this year.

— Matt [2015-11-17]
#1121

I always eat my mistakes.

— Beej [2015-11-17]
#1120

Can I request an adult?

— Tara [2015-11-16]
#1119

I don't need the codpiece.

— Graham [2015-11-16]
#1118

I don't know what it tastes like, but it's not skin.

— Graham [2015-11-16]