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#815
Why are you fisting that?
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Cameron
[2015-10-09]
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#814
You have a room that you go to specifically to hallucinate?
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Cameron
[2015-10-09]
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#813
Catherine: Not a butt.
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Heather
[2015-10-09]
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#812
Why the *** am I super hurt? I need to find a butt.
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Alex
[2015-10-09]
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#811
Sometimes subways go in the sky.
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Graham
[2015-10-08]
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#810
You are now hearing the dulcet tones of someone getting gunned down!
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Graham
[2015-10-08]
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#809
Oh my shittles!
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Graham
[2015-10-08]
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#808
Also... OW!
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James
[2015-10-08]
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#807
It sucks to be spam.
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James
[2015-10-08]
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#806
Jesus is coming out of the walls?
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Graham
[2015-10-03]
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#805
I am not searching for Jesus...
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Beej
[2015-10-03]
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#804
Ooh, xvidcore.dll not fou- [stream offline]
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Graham
[2015-10-05]
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#803
I own you...
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Graham
[2015-10-07]
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#802
Because these guys suck at butts!
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Graham
[2015-10-07]
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#801
LRRbot back to old unhelpful self.
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Paul
[2015-10-07]
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#800
What is a Yeti if not just a massive beard?
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Paul
[2015-10-07]
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#799
Your aim is true, *** bird.
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Graham
[2015-10-07]
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#798
That was amazing and terrible.
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Graham
[2015-10-07]
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#797
Also, a fish...
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Paul
[2015-10-07]
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#796
You're the wrong shape.
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Paul
[2015-10-07]
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#795
Get fought! No! He got fought!
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Graham
[2015-10-07]
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#794
I think I just killed someone...
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Graham
[2015-10-07]
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#793
There's literally a horse-man!
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Graham
[2015-10-07]
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#792
Your brain looks all stupid!
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Kathleen
[2015-10-07]
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#791
I can talk to my bed, I guess...
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Ian
[2015-10-06]
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