Quotes – LRRbot

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#1051

OK, blow me a couple.

— Beej [2015-10-17]
#1050

Ooh, a flying headbutt to the testicles!

— Graham [2015-11-06]
#1049

I hate getting my s*** ingested.

— Cameron [2015-11-06]
#1048

Life is irrelevant. Cards are good.

— Alex [2015-11-06]
#1047

You are snapping FAR too hard...

— Ian [2015-11-06]
#1046

I don't think babies are made by playing the violin.

— Heather [2015-11-06]
#1045

As they say, music soothes the savage reactor.

— Ian [2015-11-06]
#1044

If you stick this in the bottom, then you won't have to swap them.

— Ian [2015-11-06]
#1043

The difficulty is 'Yes'

— Ian [2015-11-06]
#1042

Hey look... this painting is a book.

— Heather [2015-11-06]
#1041

Do you know where I can find a wife?

— Heather [2015-11-06]
#1040

I'm allowed to say that. I'm a girl.

— Heather [2015-11-06]
#1039

Hey my candy bag is full!

— Graham [2015-11-05]
#1038

I like the nothings.

— Graham [2015-11-05]
#1037

That's the James Turner Guarantee!

— James [2015-11-05]
#1036

I how twubble wit dat cawd.

— Graham [2015-11-05]
#1035

Thanks for visiting orgy!

— James [2015-11-05]
#1034

Aww man... I was trying really hard not to die today.

— James [2015-11-05]
#1033

Why is up down?

— Graham [2015-11-04]
#1032

Please, lens flare, don't kill me!

— Paul [2015-11-04]
#1031

I feel like half of this game is placeholder.

— Paul [2015-11-04]
#1030

I had a whole other gun that had all the ammo.

— Graham [2015-11-04]
#1029

Wait why what what?

— Paul [2015-11-04]
#1028

This is the best ventilated place in the ENTIRE WORLD!

— Paul [2015-11-04]
#1027

I don't know if I can handle that much Lance Boyle.

— Graham [2015-11-04]