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#1107
By the way: we have a murder hall.
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Alex
[2015-11-16]
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#1106
I find his... loin-hair... very disturbing.
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Tally
[2015-11-15]
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#1105
I don't WANT The Device!
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Kate Watt
[2015-11-15]
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#1104
Why is a skull more disturbing when it has hair?
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Paul
[2015-11-15]
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#1103
I almost peed myself.
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Beej
[2015-11-15]
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#1102
Stiffen everything, and we'll see if we can do it.
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Beej
[2015-11-15]
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#1101
It's so stiff!
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Beej
[2015-11-15]
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#1100
There's a surprising amount of results when you put "Shrek Wikipedia" into YouTube.
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Graham
[2015-11-14]
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#1099
I'm covered in corn starch, so technically, I am a non-Newtonian fluid.
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Ian
[2015-11-14]
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#1098
I don't dance. I have GMOD errors.
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Cameron
[2015-11-14]
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#1097
Why you gotta push so hard?
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James
[2015-11-14]
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#1096
Matt, do you know what a note is?
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James
[2015-11-14]
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#1095
I love it when I get a text that says 'James is right'
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James
[2015-11-14]
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#1094
I don't know how to robot. I hurt!
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Serge
[2015-11-14]
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#1093
There are so many ways we could interpret that, and none of them are good.
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Ian
[2015-11-14]
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#1092
It's not better! It's just weirder!
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Alex
[2015-11-14]
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#1091
Paint me like one of your green girls.
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Matt
[2015-11-14]
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#1090
I'll be your overnight device.
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Alex
[2015-11-14]
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#1089
I don't think 6 inches is going to make a difference.
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James
[2015-11-13]
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#1088
Johnny, is this a game of inches?
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Cori
[2015-11-13]
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#1086
Oh! We forgot to check the "NOT feedback" box!
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Graham
[2015-11-13]
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#1085
Guarantee that happens EVERY TIME.
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Graham
[2015-11-13]
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#1084
You're about as tall as people get.
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James
[2015-11-13]
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#1083
I'll run an ad. Please watch it, so we don't starve.
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Cameron
[2015-11-12]
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#1082
You guys realize I'm an actor, right?
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Cameron
[2015-11-12]
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