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  1. #1365
    Is bear go to Moon?
    — Graham [2014-08-01]
  2. #1364
    It has people eyes.
    — Cameron [2014-08-01]
  3. #1363
    That's pig ass. That's vibrating pig ass.
    — Alex [2014-08-01]
  4. #1362
    City of LA. Make in India. Biting social commentary, I guess?
    — Graham [2014-08-01]
  5. #1361
    This is like the worst Disneyland ride ever.
    — Graham [2014-08-01]
  6. #1360
    I think the creators of this game would be against abortion.
    — Cameron [2014-08-01]
  7. #1359
    Why are the Luftwaffe attacking you?
    — Graham [2014-08-01]
  8. #1358
    What the shit? Why rats?
    — Alex [2014-08-01]
  9. #1357
    We're just going full Zoo.
    — Graham [2014-08-01]
  10. #1356
    Babies come from hugging people.
    — Graham [2014-08-01]
  11. #1355
    Come on, Hannah, let's race! You and me, let's race! Let's have some fun! Just around the library! Hehe! I'll race you, Hannah!
    — Rueben
  12. #1354
    I'm a horse now.
    — Hannah
  13. #1353
    Please grab me!
    — Beej [2015-10-31]
  14. #1352
    Penguins don't wear shirts.
    — Cori [2015-10-31]
  15. #1351
    I was getting bush!
    — Heather [2015-10-31]
  16. #1350
    I took a heart from his butt!
    — Heather [2015-10-31]
  17. #1349
    I killed his butt!
    — Beej [2015-10-31]
  18. #1348
    Enjoy Cam! You heard the man!
    — Cameron [2015-12-23]
  19. #1347
    I'm making Poop Yoshi.
    — Paul [2015-12-23]
  20. #1346
    It's everything I hoped it would be! It's a giant bullet!
    — Paul [2015-12-23]
  21. #1345
    I want to take his pants down
    — Paul [2015-12-23]
  22. #1344
    Am I going to have to fight a tent?
    — Paul [2015-12-23]
  23. #1343
    Are the big ones "blogs" or something?
    — Paul [2015-12-23]
  24. #1342
    Keep dying until you die from it.
    — Paul [2015-12-23]
  25. #1341
    Watch out! The plot's over there!
    — Paul [2015-12-23]