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  1. #767
    We're in ACTUAL Afghanistan.
    — Graham [2015-10-01]
  2. #766
    We're going to put this guy in the *** blender!
    — Adam [2015-10-01]
  3. #765
    Counter this, dickhead! Don't counter it!
    — Adam [2015-10-01]
  4. #764
    Me and Cam are geniuses! We're the best!
    — Adam [2015-10-01]
  5. #763
    Oh yeeeeeeeaaaaaaah...
    — Cameron, James, and Adam, simultaneously [2015-10-01]
  6. #762
    Why do you want me to punch Adam? I'm not saying 'No' I'm just asking why?
    — Graham [2015-10-01]
  7. #761
    Look at how awesome I am at making this unnecessarily challenging for me.
    — Graham [2015-09-30]
  8. #760
    Crap! Damnit! Damn crap! Aw butts!
    — Graham [2015-09-30]
  9. #759
    Damn you, arrows!
    — Paul [2015-09-30]
  10. #758
    And then he was bent over.
    — Ian [2015-09-29]
  11. #757
    I just pulled off that ghost's skin...
    — Heather [2015-09-29]
  12. #756
    Everyone has to have a dream shave once in a while.
    — Heather [2015-09-28]
  13. #755
    Stop eating me...
    — Paul [2015-09-28]
  14. #754
    I did that TOO well...
    — Paul [2015-09-28]
  15. #753
    I've never had a beard. I've been trying for years.
    — Kathleen [2015-09-28]
  16. #752
    Just 'We're not responsible.' is probably enough.
    — Paul [2015-09-28]
  17. #751
    Oh Fuck! I launched Battle.net!
    — Kathleen [2015-09-28]
  18. #750
    James is a terrible enabler.
    — Paul [2015-09-28]
  19. #749
    I don't want to show the Chat my underdrawers.
    — Kathleen [2015-09-28]
  20. #748
    I think that my particular skin tone is shitty.
    — Kathleen [2015-09-28]
  21. #747
    Catherine is lodged firmly in our robo-butt.
    — Alex [2015-09-25]
  22. #746
    How many times are you going to make me kill people for their power?
    — Alex [2015-09-25]
  23. #745
    *singing* I was touched in the roooo-butt...
    — Alex [2015-09-25]
  24. #744
    Touch the butt!
    — Alex [2015-09-25]
  25. #743
    Tonight, James get bottled.
    — Alex [2015-09-25]