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#1202
Oh, for fudgles...
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Paul
[2015-11-30]
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#1201
What is the point of youtube?!
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Paul
[2015-11-30]
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#1200
You could just be a hole.
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Paul
[2015-11-30]
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#1199
Look at how normal my human skin looks.
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Graham
[2015-11-30]
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#1198
Now I don't have to be paranoid about beer.
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Cori
[2015-11-28]
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#1197
The toilet doesn't count as a customer.
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Cori
[2015-11-28]
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#1196
Fancy nuts! Holy fuck!
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Beej
[2015-11-28]
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#1195
Those rats keep coming into our kitchen and drinking our beer.
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Heather
[2015-11-28]
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#1194
Wash! Flush! Fuck!
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Beej
[2015-11-28]
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#1193
Here comes a rush, and FLUSH!
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Beej
[2015-11-28]
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#1192
I can fail...
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Cori
[2015-11-28]
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#1191
I'm Vlad...
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Beej
[2015-11-28]
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#1190
Liftin' lasagna...
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Heather
[2015-11-28]
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#1189
Spin the wheel of lasagna!
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Cori
[2015-11-28]
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#1188
Crambo!
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Heather, Cori, and Beej
[2015-11-28]
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#1187
Corn Dogs. It's like hot Ice Cream.
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Heather
[2015-11-28]
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#1186
I am sorry, Superman...
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Beej
[2015-11-28]
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#1185
Flush that toilet. She left again.
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Beej
[2015-11-28]
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#1184
Stop trying to make us memorize the recipes! You'll put me out of a job!
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Heather
[2015-11-28]
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#1183
I am the best at yelling.
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Heather
[2015-11-28]
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#1182
Chihuahuas NOT ACCEPTED!
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Heather and Cori
[2015-11-28]
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#1181
Ranch! Cheese! EV-ERY-THING!
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Cori
[2015-11-28]
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#1180
I was promised more rain.
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Cori
[2015-11-28]
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#1179
The rats are after the dishes!
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Beej
[2015-11-28]
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#1178
Ooh! Maybe we can buy that gun now!
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Heather
[2015-11-28]
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