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#1117

I have other stories, besides cancer.

— Liz [2015-11-16]
#1116

Where did all this hair come from?!

— Serge [2015-11-16]
#1115

I should've known this mess was from Turner.

— Serge [2015-11-16]
#1114

Do you know the human body has to pee?

— Beej [2015-11-16]
#1113

We usually hide you away when people call in.

— Paul [2015-11-16]
#1112

I'm developing a fresh biome.

— Beej [2015-11-16]
#1111

I can repeat the word 'penis' a whole bunch and I'm still fine.

— Beej [2015-11-16]
#1110

It's not Salad Clicker...

— Paul [2015-11-16]
#1109

Six pennies... however many cents that is.

— Beej [2015-11-16]
#1108

No, it's wenge! I'm calling it wenge!

— Cameron [2015-11-16]
#1107

By the way: we have a murder hall.

— Alex [2015-11-16]
#1106

I find his... loin-hair... very disturbing.

— Tally [2015-11-15]
#1105

I don't WANT The Device!

— Kate Watt [2015-11-15]
#1104

Why is a skull more disturbing when it has hair?

— Paul [2015-11-15]
#1103

I almost peed myself.

— Beej [2015-11-15]
#1102

Stiffen everything, and we'll see if we can do it.

— Beej [2015-11-15]
#1101

It's so stiff!

— Beej [2015-11-15]
#1100

There's a surprising amount of results when you put "Shrek Wikipedia" into YouTube.

— Graham [2015-11-14]
#1099

I'm covered in corn starch, so technically, I am a non-Newtonian fluid.

— Ian [2015-11-14]
#1098

I don't dance. I have GMOD errors.

— Cameron [2015-11-14]
#1097

Why you gotta push so hard?

— James [2015-11-14]
#1096

Matt, do you know what a note is?

— James [2015-11-14]
#1095

I love it when I get a text that says 'James is right'

— James [2015-11-14]
#1094

I don't know how to robot. I hurt!

— Serge [2015-11-14]
#1093

There are so many ways we could interpret that, and none of them are good.

— Ian [2015-11-14]