Quotes – LRRbot

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#1201

What is the point of youtube?!

— Paul [2015-11-30]
#1200

You could just be a hole.

— Paul [2015-11-30]
#1199

Look at how normal my human skin looks.

— Graham [2015-11-30]
#1198

Now I don't have to be paranoid about beer.

— Cori [2015-11-28]
#1197

The toilet doesn't count as a customer.

— Cori [2015-11-28]
#1196

Fancy nuts! Holy fuck!

— Beej [2015-11-28]
#1195

Those rats keep coming into our kitchen and drinking our beer.

— Heather [2015-11-28]
#1194

Wash! Flush! Fuck!

— Beej [2015-11-28]
#1193

Here comes a rush, and FLUSH!

— Beej [2015-11-28]
#1192

I can fail...

— Cori [2015-11-28]
#1191

I'm Vlad...

— Beej [2015-11-28]
#1190

Liftin' lasagna...

— Heather [2015-11-28]
#1189

Spin the wheel of lasagna!

— Cori [2015-11-28]
#1188

Crambo!

— Heather, Cori, and Beej [2015-11-28]
#1187

Corn Dogs. It's like hot Ice Cream.

— Heather [2015-11-28]
#1186

I am sorry, Superman...

— Beej [2015-11-28]
#1185

Flush that toilet. She left again.

— Beej [2015-11-28]
#1184

Stop trying to make us memorize the recipes! You'll put me out of a job!

— Heather [2015-11-28]
#1183

I am the best at yelling.

— Heather [2015-11-28]
#1182

Chihuahuas NOT ACCEPTED!

— Heather and Cori [2015-11-28]
#1181

Ranch! Cheese! EV-ERY-THING!

— Cori [2015-11-28]
#1180

I was promised more rain.

— Cori [2015-11-28]
#1179

The rats are after the dishes!

— Beej [2015-11-28]
#1178

Ooh! Maybe we can buy that gun now!

— Heather [2015-11-28]
#1177

The toilet's name is Herman.

— Heather [2015-11-28]