Quotes

I'll run an ad. Please watch it, so we don't starve.

You guys realize I'm an actor, right?

I hate this game and everyone who plays it.

I don't even read the comments on our own videos!

Yeah, just nuke the baby.

I'm sorry, "disappointed" is a very strong word.

Fire hurts us. Good to know.

My Yoshi's got a really nice ash.

It's not about the quantity of tonguing. It's the timing. That's the important bit.

I tongued a little bit too early.

Nobody's going to respect you with giant eyebrows, buddy. Trust me. I know a thing or two about it.

No! Damn you Poochi! I blame you somehow!

oh great a stoner robot...

My tree turned some yarn into a butterfly, so I could eat some land. That happened.

I ate a tree.

I'm not going to use turpentine as antiseptic!

Guys, there's no meat in this book!

We need some serious greens here.

Yes, this is exactly like the companion cube... if the companion cube was also trying to kill you.

Sort of like that, except better.

I haven't done a yarn POW before!

We gave Yoshi pants just so they could fall off.

I'm unraveling his pants!

Bombs make a terrible present.