Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#1056
I only saw clips of like JESUS!
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Alex
[2015-11-06]
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#1055
Then I got sick, which helped a lot.
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Graham
[2015-11-06]
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#1054
Dropping *** from the stream.
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Paul
[2015-10-17]
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#1053
I liked the part where you ruined everything.
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Paul
[2015-10-17]
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#1052
How do we up?
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Ian
[2015-10-17]
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#1051
OK, blow me a couple.
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Beej
[2015-10-17]
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#1050
Ooh, a flying headbutt to the testicles!
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Graham
[2015-11-06]
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#1049
I hate getting my s*** ingested.
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Cameron
[2015-11-06]
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#1048
Life is irrelevant. Cards are good.
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Alex
[2015-11-06]
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#1047
You are snapping FAR too hard...
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Ian
[2015-11-06]
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#1046
I don't think babies are made by playing the violin.
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Heather
[2015-11-06]
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#1045
As they say, music soothes the savage reactor.
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Ian
[2015-11-06]
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#1044
If you stick this in the bottom, then you won't have to swap them.
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Ian
[2015-11-06]
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#1043
The difficulty is 'Yes'
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Ian
[2015-11-06]
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#1042
Hey look... this painting is a book.
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Heather
[2015-11-06]
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#1041
Do you know where I can find a wife?
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Heather
[2015-11-06]
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#1040
I'm allowed to say that. I'm a girl.
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Heather
[2015-11-06]
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#1039
Hey my candy bag is full!
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Graham
[2015-11-05]
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#1038
I like the nothings.
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Graham
[2015-11-05]
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#1037
That's the James Turner Guarantee!
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James
[2015-11-05]
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#1036
I how twubble wit dat cawd.
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Graham
[2015-11-05]
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#1035
Thanks for visiting orgy!
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James
[2015-11-05]
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#1034
Aww man... I was trying really hard not to die today.
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James
[2015-11-05]
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#1033
Why is up down?
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Graham
[2015-11-04]
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#1032
Please, lens flare, don't kill me!
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Paul
[2015-11-04]
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