Quotes – LRRbot

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#1001

Wait, this is the game that makes me tilt very hard! Why did I pick this?! I'm an idiot!

— Alex [2015-10-30]
#1000

Well, I'm just a SHIT!

— Alex [2015-10-30]
#999

Are those all her heads?

— Alex [2015-10-30]
#998

Weird puffy spot with an outline.

— Beej [2015-10-30]
#997

We're going to have to get nice and WET for this fight.

— Alex [2015-10-30]
#996

That's your wetness meter.

— Beej [2015-10-30]
#995

My shit's hidden away.

— Beej [2015-10-30]
#994

They're more like water balloons full of eggs.

— Beej [2015-10-30]
#993

She's NINETEEN!

— Alex and Beej [2015-10-30]
#992

I miss Adam already.

— James [2015-10-29]
#991

Didn't you realize when you reassembled me that I'm composed of 95% middle fingers?

— Cameron [2015-10-28]
#990

If I meet a saxophone person, I'm touching the hell out of them

— Ian [2015-10-28]
#989

If you squeeze a pigeon, you get a new album.

— Ian [2015-10-28]
#988

Touch the chicken, not the man.

— Heather [2015-10-28]
#987

What? Where's my torso? You can go to Hell.

— Ian [2015-10-27]
#986

You took his wheel... you took his wheel... you TOOK his WHEEL...

— Cori [2015-10-27]
#985

*resigned voice* Yeah... I GUESS we should buy the "Thrill Cam"...

— Ian [2015-10-27]
#984

Not from the butt. Do it from the front.

— Cori [2015-10-27]
#983

The Website is correct!

— Beej [2015-10-27]
#982

Occasionally orange something.

— Ian [2015-10-27]
#981

Stop touching my butt...

— Ian [2015-10-27]
#980

Can I hijack a building?

— Ian [2015-10-27]
#979

That's too close. You can see the "E"s in my head.

— Ian [2015-10-27]
#978

No, you can definitely speak with words.

— Graham [2015-10-27]
#977

That's what those are FOR... That's LITERALLY their ONLY purpose.

— Graham [2015-10-27]