Quotes – LRRbot

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#1092

It's not better! It's just weirder!

— Alex [2015-11-14]
#1091

Paint me like one of your green girls.

— Matt [2015-11-14]
#1090

I'll be your overnight device.

— Alex [2015-11-14]
#1089

I don't think 6 inches is going to make a difference.

— James [2015-11-13]
#1088

Johnny, is this a game of inches?

— Cori [2015-11-13]
#1086

Oh! We forgot to check the "NOT feedback" box!

— Graham [2015-11-13]
#1085

Guarantee that happens EVERY TIME.

— Graham [2015-11-13]
#1084

You're about as tall as people get.

— James [2015-11-13]
#1083

I'll run an ad. Please watch it, so we don't starve.

— Cameron [2015-11-12]
#1082

You guys realize I'm an actor, right?

— Cameron [2015-11-12]
#1081

I hate this game and everyone who plays it.

— Cameron [2015-11-12]
#1080

I don't even read the comments on our own videos!

— Cameron [2015-11-12]
#1079

Yeah, just nuke the baby.

— Cameron [2015-11-12]
#1078

I'm sorry, "disappointed" is a very strong word.

— Serge [2015-09-23]
#1077

Fire hurts us. Good to know.

— Paul [2015-11-11]
#1076

My Yoshi's got a really nice ash.

— Paul [2015-11-11]
#1075

It's not about the quantity of tonguing. It's the timing. That's the important bit.

— Paul [2015-11-11]
#1074

I tongued a little bit too early.

— Paul [2015-11-11]
#1073

Nobody's going to respect you with giant eyebrows, buddy. Trust me. I know a thing or two about it.

— Paul [2015-11-11]
#1072

No! Damn you Poochi! I blame you somehow!

— Paul [2015-11-11]
#1071

oh great a stoner robot...

— Alex [2015-11-10]
#1070

My tree turned some yarn into a butterfly, so I could eat some land. That happened.

— Heather [2015-10-20]
#1069

I ate a tree.

— Heather [2015-10-20]
#1068

I'm not going to use turpentine as antiseptic!

— Alex [2015-11-10]
#1067

Guys, there's no meat in this book!

— Heather [2015-11-10]