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#1105

I don't WANT The Device!

— Kate Watt [2015-11-15]
#1104

Why is a skull more disturbing when it has hair?

— Paul [2015-11-15]
#1103

I almost peed myself.

— Beej [2015-11-15]
#1102

Stiffen everything, and we'll see if we can do it.

— Beej [2015-11-15]
#1101

It's so stiff!

— Beej [2015-11-15]
#1100

There's a surprising amount of results when you put "Shrek Wikipedia" into YouTube.

— Graham [2015-11-14]
#1099

I'm covered in corn starch, so technically, I am a non-Newtonian fluid.

— Ian [2015-11-14]
#1098

I don't dance. I have GMOD errors.

— Cameron [2015-11-14]
#1097

Why you gotta push so hard?

— James [2015-11-14]
#1096

Matt, do you know what a note is?

— James [2015-11-14]
#1095

I love it when I get a text that says 'James is right'

— James [2015-11-14]
#1094

I don't know how to robot. I hurt!

— Serge [2015-11-14]
#1093

There are so many ways we could interpret that, and none of them are good.

— Ian [2015-11-14]
#1092

It's not better! It's just weirder!

— Alex [2015-11-14]
#1091

Paint me like one of your green girls.

— Matt [2015-11-14]
#1090

I'll be your overnight device.

— Alex [2015-11-14]
#1089

I don't think 6 inches is going to make a difference.

— James [2015-11-13]
#1088

Johnny, is this a game of inches?

— Cori [2015-11-13]
#1086

Oh! We forgot to check the "NOT feedback" box!

— Graham [2015-11-13]
#1085

Guarantee that happens EVERY TIME.

— Graham [2015-11-13]
#1084

You're about as tall as people get.

— James [2015-11-13]
#1083

I'll run an ad. Please watch it, so we don't starve.

— Cameron [2015-11-12]
#1082

You guys realize I'm an actor, right?

— Cameron [2015-11-12]
#1081

I hate this game and everyone who plays it.

— Cameron [2015-11-12]
#1080

I don't even read the comments on our own videos!

— Cameron [2015-11-12]