Quotes – LRRbot

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#1059

Are you a bullet or a ghost? I think that should be something that should be made clear.

— Paul [2015-11-09]
#1058

I am an umbrella. Your point is invalid.

— Paul [2015-11-09]
#1057

Those guys were just chilling under a tree and I disassembled them.

— Paul [2015-11-09]
#1056

I only saw clips of like JESUS!

— Alex [2015-11-06]
#1055

Then I got sick, which helped a lot.

— Graham [2015-11-06]
#1054

Dropping *** from the stream.

— Paul [2015-10-17]
#1053

I liked the part where you ruined everything.

— Paul [2015-10-17]
#1052

How do we up?

— Ian [2015-10-17]
#1051

OK, blow me a couple.

— Beej [2015-10-17]
#1050

Ooh, a flying headbutt to the testicles!

— Graham [2015-11-06]
#1049

I hate getting my s*** ingested.

— Cameron [2015-11-06]
#1048

Life is irrelevant. Cards are good.

— Alex [2015-11-06]
#1047

You are snapping FAR too hard...

— Ian [2015-11-06]
#1046

I don't think babies are made by playing the violin.

— Heather [2015-11-06]
#1045

As they say, music soothes the savage reactor.

— Ian [2015-11-06]
#1044

If you stick this in the bottom, then you won't have to swap them.

— Ian [2015-11-06]
#1043

The difficulty is 'Yes'

— Ian [2015-11-06]
#1042

Hey look... this painting is a book.

— Heather [2015-11-06]
#1041

Do you know where I can find a wife?

— Heather [2015-11-06]
#1040

I'm allowed to say that. I'm a girl.

— Heather [2015-11-06]
#1039

Hey my candy bag is full!

— Graham [2015-11-05]
#1038

I like the nothings.

— Graham [2015-11-05]
#1037

That's the James Turner Guarantee!

— James [2015-11-05]
#1036

I how twubble wit dat cawd.

— Graham [2015-11-05]
#1035

Thanks for visiting orgy!

— James [2015-11-05]