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#1374

Oh my god! The racing was coming from inside the animals the whole time.

— Matt [2014-08-01]
#1373

You know, what? I believe God does organise an animal race because every year in Vancouver there's a wiener dog race and the fact that that exist is proof that God exists and loves us and wants us to be happy.

— Matt [2014-08-01]
#1372

I hope the camera is picking up the tears streaming down my face.

— Alex [2014-08-01]
#1371

This looks like what would happen in a dream sequence in a David Lynch movie.

— Cameron [2014-08-01]
#1370

You are the alpha-predator of this landmass.

— Cameron [2014-08-01]
#1369

Why don't you just eat your opposition?

— Graham [2014-08-01]
#1368

It is Bear Force One.

— Cameron [2014-08-01]
#1367

*to the tune of Korobeiniki* I am the man who arranges the bears that get on the rocket to the moon.

— Alex [2014-08-01]
#1366

BEAR IS GO TO MOON!

— Alex [2014-08-01]
#1365

Is bear go to Moon?

— Graham [2014-08-01]
#1364

It has people eyes.

— Cameron [2014-08-01]
#1363

That's pig ass. That's vibrating pig ass.

— Alex [2014-08-01]
#1362

City of LA. Make in India. Biting social commentary, I guess?

— Graham [2014-08-01]
#1361

This is like the worst Disneyland ride ever.

— Graham [2014-08-01]
#1360

I think the creators of this game would be against abortion.

— Cameron [2014-08-01]
#1359

Why are the Luftwaffe attacking you?

— Graham [2014-08-01]
#1358

What the shit? Why rats?

— Alex [2014-08-01]
#1357

We're just going full Zoo.

— Graham [2014-08-01]
#1356

Babies come from hugging people.

— Graham [2014-08-01]
#1355

Come on, Hannah, let's race! You and me, let's race! Let's have some fun! Just around the library! Hehe! I'll race you, Hannah!

— Rueben
#1354

I'm a horse now.

— Hannah
#1353

Please grab me!

— Beej [2015-10-31]
#1352

Penguins don't wear shirts.

— Cori [2015-10-31]
#1351

I was getting bush!

— Heather [2015-10-31]
#1350

I took a heart from his butt!

— Heather [2015-10-31]