Quotes – LRRbot

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#976

I'm a clean man.

— Ian [2015-10-27]
#975

*singing* I'm so bad at the things I love... that's why I'm so unhappy...

— Alex [2015-10-27]
#974

Pepsiman... Pepsiman help... Help me, Pepsiman...

— Alex [2015-10-27]
#973

I'm hungry. *opens fridge* I am no longer hungry.

— Alex [2015-10-27]
#972

We got a cheevo for walking forward.

— Alex [2015-10-27]
#971

Wheeeeee! We gonna die! We gonna die! We gonna die!

— Alex [2015-10-27]
#970

Of course I'd eat James' sex candy.

— Alex [2015-10-27]
#969

You don't just make a giant hole without putting three dragons down it!

— Heather [2015-10-26]
#968

Beej! I can't make any friends if you keep killing them all!

— Heather [2015-10-26]
#967

Remember: you should always wash up after a tornado.

— Heather [2015-10-26]
#966

Sure! Sure! Blame it on the game! See if I give you any of your water back...

— Heather [2015-10-26]
#965

You asked me if I should go into a hole and I said 'Yes I should!'

— Beej [2015-10-26]
#964

I'm fighting Febreeze.

— Beej [2015-10-26]
#963

I keep playing with these things down between my legs.

— Beej [2015-10-26]
#962

Lay off with the electrical butts!

— Paul [2015-10-26]
#961

I hate to say this... no wait, I don't hate to say this at all!

— Paul [2015-10-26]
#960

I'm going to go ahead and ignore that bad advice... because it's bad advice.

— Paul [2015-10-26]
#959

Pro tip: don't eat gallium.

— Graham [2015-10-26]
#958

Thank God! I thought I was stupid.

— Kathleen [2015-10-26]
#957

I don't NEED to know... Once it's out of my body, I don't care.

— Graham [2015-10-26]
#956

Why is there team Mystery Snot?!

— Graham [2015-10-26]
#955

You'll probably KNOW if you have blood coming out of your nose.

— Graham [2015-10-26]
#954

Rogue space pooper...

— Graham [2015-10-26]
#953

Great! Here's your death ray! Blorp!

— Kathleen [2015-10-26]
#952

They may have been an elk.

— Graham [2015-10-26]