Quotes – LRRbot

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#1041

Do you know where I can find a wife?

— Heather [2015-11-06]
#1040

I'm allowed to say that. I'm a girl.

— Heather [2015-11-06]
#1039

Hey my candy bag is full!

— Graham [2015-11-05]
#1038

I like the nothings.

— Graham [2015-11-05]
#1037

That's the James Turner Guarantee!

— James [2015-11-05]
#1036

I how twubble wit dat cawd.

— Graham [2015-11-05]
#1035

Thanks for visiting orgy!

— James [2015-11-05]
#1034

Aww man... I was trying really hard not to die today.

— James [2015-11-05]
#1033

Why is up down?

— Graham [2015-11-04]
#1032

Please, lens flare, don't kill me!

— Paul [2015-11-04]
#1031

I feel like half of this game is placeholder.

— Paul [2015-11-04]
#1030

I had a whole other gun that had all the ammo.

— Graham [2015-11-04]
#1029

Wait why what what?

— Paul [2015-11-04]
#1028

This is the best ventilated place in the ENTIRE WORLD!

— Paul [2015-11-04]
#1027

I don't know if I can handle that much Lance Boyle.

— Graham [2015-11-04]
#1026

You were killed by love! You were literally killed by love!

— Paul [2015-11-04]
#1025

Do not fist in this room!

— Graham [2015-11-04]
#1024

Stop fisting!

— Graham [2015-11-04]
#1023

You're either Australian or you're lying.

— Graham [2015-11-04]
#1022

Let's find out if I can fart softly...

— Kathleen [2015-11-04]
#1021

I'm going to go shoot arrows at him!

— Graham, about Ian [2015-11-04]
#1020

Hey, what's this? [stream dies]

— Graham [2015-11-03]
#1019

Sure is nice to heal and have flesh.

— Ian [2015-11-03]
#1018

Welcome to the bone zone!

— Ian [2015-11-03]
#1017

How do I get my skin back?

— Alex [2015-11-03]