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  1. #1006
    Can I get a good look at his chest?
    — Paul [2015-11-02]
  2. #1005
    He had to destroy the Emperor's taint.
    — Paul [2015-11-02]
  3. #1004
    We come from the toenail of God!
    — Paul [2015-11-02]
  4. #1003
    Put me directly in the trash can.
    — Alex [2015-10-30]
  5. #1002
    They deployed some kind of lizard.
    — Alex [2015-10-30]
  6. #1001
    Wait, this is the game that makes me tilt very hard! Why did I pick this?! I'm an idiot!
    — Alex [2015-10-30]
  7. #1000
    Well, I'm just a SHIT!
    — Alex [2015-10-30]
  8. #999
    Are those all her heads?
    — Alex [2015-10-30]
  9. #998
    Weird puffy spot with an outline.
    — Beej [2015-10-30]
  10. #997
    We're going to have to get nice and WET for this fight.
    — Alex [2015-10-30]
  11. #996
    That's your wetness meter.
    — Beej [2015-10-30]
  12. #995
    My shit's hidden away.
    — Beej [2015-10-30]
  13. #994
    They're more like water balloons full of eggs.
    — Beej [2015-10-30]
  14. #993
    She's NINETEEN!
    — Alex and Beej [2015-10-30]
  15. #992
    I miss Adam already.
    — James [2015-10-29]
  16. #991
    Didn't you realize when you reassembled me that I'm composed of 95% middle fingers?
    — Cameron [2015-10-28]
  17. #990
    If I meet a saxophone person, I'm touching the hell out of them
    — Ian [2015-10-28]
  18. #989
    If you squeeze a pigeon, you get a new album.
    — Ian [2015-10-28]
  19. #988
    Touch the chicken, not the man.
    — Heather [2015-10-28]
  20. #987
    What? Where's my torso? You can go to Hell.
    — Ian [2015-10-27]
  21. #986
    You took his wheel... you took his wheel... you TOOK his WHEEL...
    — Cori [2015-10-27]
  22. #985
    *resigned voice* Yeah... I GUESS we should buy the "Thrill Cam"...
    — Ian [2015-10-27]
  23. #984
    Not from the butt. Do it from the front.
    — Cori [2015-10-27]
  24. #983
    The Website is correct!
    — Beej [2015-10-27]
  25. #982
    Occasionally orange something.
    — Ian [2015-10-27]

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