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#981
Stop touching my butt...
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Ian
[2015-10-27]
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#980
Can I hijack a building?
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Ian
[2015-10-27]
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#979
That's too close. You can see the "E"s in my head.
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Ian
[2015-10-27]
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#978
No, you can definitely speak with words.
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Graham
[2015-10-27]
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#977
That's what those are FOR... That's LITERALLY their ONLY purpose.
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Graham
[2015-10-27]
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#976
I'm a clean man.
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Ian
[2015-10-27]
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#975
*singing* I'm so bad at the things I love... that's why I'm so unhappy...
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Alex
[2015-10-27]
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#974
Pepsiman... Pepsiman help... Help me, Pepsiman...
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Alex
[2015-10-27]
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#973
I'm hungry. *opens fridge* I am no longer hungry.
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Alex
[2015-10-27]
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#972
We got a cheevo for walking forward.
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Alex
[2015-10-27]
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#971
Wheeeeee! We gonna die! We gonna die! We gonna die!
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Alex
[2015-10-27]
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#970
Of course I'd eat James' sex candy.
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Alex
[2015-10-27]
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#969
You don't just make a giant hole without putting three dragons down it!
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Heather
[2015-10-26]
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#968
Beej! I can't make any friends if you keep killing them all!
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Heather
[2015-10-26]
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#967
Remember: you should always wash up after a tornado.
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Heather
[2015-10-26]
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#966
Sure! Sure! Blame it on the game! See if I give you any of your water back...
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Heather
[2015-10-26]
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#965
You asked me if I should go into a hole and I said 'Yes I should!'
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Beej
[2015-10-26]
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#964
I'm fighting Febreeze.
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Beej
[2015-10-26]
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#963
I keep playing with these things down between my legs.
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Beej
[2015-10-26]
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#962
Lay off with the electrical butts!
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Paul
[2015-10-26]
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#961
I hate to say this... no wait, I don't hate to say this at all!
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Paul
[2015-10-26]
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#960
I'm going to go ahead and ignore that bad advice... because it's bad advice.
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Paul
[2015-10-26]
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#959
Pro tip: don't eat gallium.
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Graham
[2015-10-26]
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#958
Thank God! I thought I was stupid.
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Kathleen
[2015-10-26]
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#957
I don't NEED to know... Once it's out of my body, I don't care.
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Graham
[2015-10-26]
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