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  1. #900
    There is only death... and eye things...
    — Cameron [2015-10-17]
  2. #899
    No looking back! There is only down! There is only down! There is only suffering!
    — Cameron [2015-10-17]
  3. #898
    How come NOBODY can drive?
    — Graham [2015-10-16]
  4. #897
    No! That's not a good face! Don't make that face!
    — Graham [2015-10-16]
  5. #896
    Jesus Christ on a cracker!
    — Alex [2015-10-16]
  6. #895
    How are they BOTH dressing like Don Cherry?
    — Graham [2015-10-16]
  7. #894
    That car had a family!
    — Graham [2015-10-16]
  8. #893
    They imported speed gangs?!
    — Graham [2015-10-16]
  9. #892
    How are you driving in first and third-person at the same time?
    — Graham [2015-10-16]
  10. #891
    So many people showed up, and many of them tried to touch us.
    — Alex [2015-10-16]
  11. #890
    Please don't pin that to the taskbar.
    — Ben Soileau [2015-10-16]
  12. #889
    I hope i have amnesia...
    — Alex [2015-10-16]
  13. #888
    It's moody, Graham. That mood is blind rage.
    — Alex [2015-10-16]
  14. #887
    That's a light, not a key.
    — Graham [2015-10-16]
  15. #886
    We entered the sub-mountain.
    — Alex [2015-10-16]
  16. #885
    Can you put YOU through the wall and be gone?
    — Graham [2015-10-16]
  17. #884
    As someone who's used Unity, this is making my teeth hurt!
    — Alex [2015-10-16]
  18. #883
    Yay LMAO!
    — Alex [2015-10-16]
  19. #882
    You're being hella purified.
    — Graham [2015-10-16]
  20. #881
    I straight up don't understand this game, but I found it on the Internet.
    — Graham [2015-10-16]
  21. #880
    That was a scripted fall.
    — Graham [2015-10-16]
  22. #879
    None of you people are doing your jobs!
    — Graham [2015-10-16]
  23. #878
    I refuse to be crushed by my own product!
    — Alex [2015-10-16]
  24. #877
    This controls worse than my feet!
    — Alex [2015-10-16]
  25. #876
    Stand against the garbage!
    — Graham [2015-10-16]