Quotes – LRRbot

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#991

Didn't you realize when you reassembled me that I'm composed of 95% middle fingers?

— Cameron [2015-10-28]
#990

If I meet a saxophone person, I'm touching the hell out of them

— Ian [2015-10-28]
#989

If you squeeze a pigeon, you get a new album.

— Ian [2015-10-28]
#988

Touch the chicken, not the man.

— Heather [2015-10-28]
#987

What? Where's my torso? You can go to Hell.

— Ian [2015-10-27]
#986

You took his wheel... you took his wheel... you TOOK his WHEEL...

— Cori [2015-10-27]
#985

*resigned voice* Yeah... I GUESS we should buy the "Thrill Cam"...

— Ian [2015-10-27]
#984

Not from the butt. Do it from the front.

— Cori [2015-10-27]
#983

The Website is correct!

— Beej [2015-10-27]
#982

Occasionally orange something.

— Ian [2015-10-27]
#981

Stop touching my butt...

— Ian [2015-10-27]
#980

Can I hijack a building?

— Ian [2015-10-27]
#979

That's too close. You can see the "E"s in my head.

— Ian [2015-10-27]
#978

No, you can definitely speak with words.

— Graham [2015-10-27]
#977

That's what those are FOR... That's LITERALLY their ONLY purpose.

— Graham [2015-10-27]
#976

I'm a clean man.

— Ian [2015-10-27]
#975

*singing* I'm so bad at the things I love... that's why I'm so unhappy...

— Alex [2015-10-27]
#974

Pepsiman... Pepsiman help... Help me, Pepsiman...

— Alex [2015-10-27]
#973

I'm hungry. *opens fridge* I am no longer hungry.

— Alex [2015-10-27]
#972

We got a cheevo for walking forward.

— Alex [2015-10-27]
#971

Wheeeeee! We gonna die! We gonna die! We gonna die!

— Alex [2015-10-27]
#970

Of course I'd eat James' sex candy.

— Alex [2015-10-27]
#969

You don't just make a giant hole without putting three dragons down it!

— Heather [2015-10-26]
#968

Beej! I can't make any friends if you keep killing them all!

— Heather [2015-10-26]
#967

Remember: you should always wash up after a tornado.

— Heather [2015-10-26]