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  1. #956
    Why is there team Mystery Snot?!
    — Graham [2015-10-26]
  2. #955
    You'll probably KNOW if you have blood coming out of your nose.
    — Graham [2015-10-26]
  3. #954
    Rogue space pooper...
    — Graham [2015-10-26]
  4. #953
    Great! Here's your death ray! Blorp!
    — Kathleen [2015-10-26]
  5. #952
    They may have been an elk.
    — Graham [2015-10-26]
  6. #951
    Why the balls? Why always the balls?
    — Graham [2015-10-26]
  7. #950
    Behind the ocean...
    — Kathleen [2015-10-26]
  8. #949
    My Bittorrents are clogged with Cena!
    — Graham [2015-10-26]
  9. #948
    No, you know what? lrrEFF the Shetlands!
    — Graham [2015-10-26]
  10. #947
    Any amount of the thing would be good.
    — Graham [2015-10-26]
  11. #946
    Never send a man to do a weagle's job.
    — Kathleen [2015-10-25]
  12. #945
    I don't need to get every coin. // This is a big step; you've made real progress here today.
    — Graham & Paul [2015-10-07]
  13. #944
    We're throwing our money away, but it does hurt them when it hits.
    — Graham [2015-10-24]
  14. #943
    Why is a stick 100 gold coins?
    — Cameron [2015-10-24]
  15. #942
    Prepare to die, kneecaps!
    — Paul [2015-10-24]
  16. #941
    You're like the anti-fun...
    — Adam [2015-10-24]
  17. #940
    lrrEFF ! lrrEFF ing Sub Notifier! Shit! You lrrEFF ed up my shit, asshole!
    — Adam
  18. #939
    I'm all whacked out on hootie gems.
    — Adam [2015-10-24]
  19. #938
    Why the lrrEFF am I PacMan?
    — Adam [2015-10-24]
  20. #937
    It looks like I'm staring at my crotch!
    — Adam [2015-10-24]
  21. #936
    I feel like I'm in a Pepsi ad.
    — Alex [2015-10-23]
  22. #935
    I'm really sad about that. I have empathy for a sound effect.
    — Alex [2015-10-23]
  23. #934
    When does a WALL follow you?
    — Alex [2015-10-23]
  24. #933
    What kind of masturbation sounds like THIS to you?
    — Alex [2015-10-23]
  25. #932
    The great thing about this is that I think it would be easy to add a shitload of WHOOPS!
    — Alex [2015-10-23]

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