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#638
Does HE have an anus?
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Julie
[2015-09-02]
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#637
Everything's edible if you try hard enough.
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Cameron
[2015-09-02]
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#636
I know what General syndrome is because I have general syndrome. You are all shitty pawns you made me lose.
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Kathleen
[2015-08-28]
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#635
Every one of those men was 10 kittens in a suit.
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Graham
[2015-09-02]
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#634
You went over the falls and you didn't discover them?
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Paul
[2015-09-02]
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#633
Oh my God! I can EAT IT?!
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Alex
[2015-09-01]
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#632
Sorry, stop, rewind, play.
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Alex
[2015-09-01]
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#631
Are you North America? Sir?
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Alex
[2015-09-01]
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#630
Was that just Andy Serkis's family photos?
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Paul
[2015-08-31]
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#629
I just broke that gun's neck.
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Paul
[2015-08-31]
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#628
That wall was angry...
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Paul
[2015-08-31]
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#627
Monkey has a crop circle on his back. That seems bad.
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Paul
[2015-08-31]
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#626
Why can't I quit you, prop gold bar?
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Cameron,
on Feed Dump
[2014-11-26]
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#625
There's Mormons!
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Alex
[2015-08-28]
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#624
Yes. Let's grope this.
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Suzie
[2015-08-28]
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#623
Does she have a velociraptor in her tits?
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Suzie
[2015-08-28]
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#622
Old Man Sky Fish?
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Suzie
[2015-08-28]
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#621
I would love to be mauled by a Jesus metaphor more than you possibly know.
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Alex
[2015-08-28]
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#620
I do like busty young women.
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Alex
[2015-08-28]
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#619
Wouldn't you piss yourself if you were being abducted by a *** albatross?
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Alex
[2015-08-28]
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#618
It's Harry Potter's forehead! I finally got that bastard!
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Alex
[2015-08-28]
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#617
I paid 5 Hundred Thousand Pounds for this...
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Alex
[2015-08-28]
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#616
Stab *** is my Cannibal Corpse cover band.
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Alex
[2015-08-28]
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#615
Don't make out with your Grandpa, kids.
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Suzie
[2015-08-28]
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#614
Why did I buy 4 identical plates?
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Alex
[2015-08-28]
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