Quotes – LRRbot

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#966

Sure! Sure! Blame it on the game! See if I give you any of your water back...

— Heather [2015-10-26]
#965

You asked me if I should go into a hole and I said 'Yes I should!'

— Beej [2015-10-26]
#964

I'm fighting Febreeze.

— Beej [2015-10-26]
#963

I keep playing with these things down between my legs.

— Beej [2015-10-26]
#962

Lay off with the electrical butts!

— Paul [2015-10-26]
#961

I hate to say this... no wait, I don't hate to say this at all!

— Paul [2015-10-26]
#960

I'm going to go ahead and ignore that bad advice... because it's bad advice.

— Paul [2015-10-26]
#959

Pro tip: don't eat gallium.

— Graham [2015-10-26]
#958

Thank God! I thought I was stupid.

— Kathleen [2015-10-26]
#957

I don't NEED to know... Once it's out of my body, I don't care.

— Graham [2015-10-26]
#956

Why is there team Mystery Snot?!

— Graham [2015-10-26]
#955

You'll probably KNOW if you have blood coming out of your nose.

— Graham [2015-10-26]
#954

Rogue space pooper...

— Graham [2015-10-26]
#953

Great! Here's your death ray! Blorp!

— Kathleen [2015-10-26]
#952

They may have been an elk.

— Graham [2015-10-26]
#951

Why the balls? Why always the balls?

— Graham [2015-10-26]
#950

Behind the ocean...

— Kathleen [2015-10-26]
#949

My Bittorrents are clogged with Cena!

— Graham [2015-10-26]
#948

No, you know what? lrrEFF the Shetlands!

— Graham [2015-10-26]
#947

Any amount of the thing would be good.

— Graham [2015-10-26]
#946

Never send a man to do a weagle's job.

— Kathleen [2015-10-25]
#945

I don't need to get every coin. // This is a big step; you've made real progress here today.

— Graham & Paul [2015-10-07]
#944

We're throwing our money away, but it does hurt them when it hits.

— Graham [2015-10-24]
#943

Why is a stick 100 gold coins?

— Cameron [2015-10-24]
#942

Prepare to die, kneecaps!

— Paul [2015-10-24]