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#931
I've never been so afraid of red pixels before.
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Alex
[2015-10-23]
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#930
Luckily, we're about to get killed.
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Alex
[2015-10-23]
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#929
Here's what's up: we don't remember our own jokes very well.
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Graham
[2015-10-22]
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#928
lrrEFF the whole first part of this song.
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Graham
[2015-10-22]
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#927
James: I'm gonna touch this.
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Graham
[2015-10-22]
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#926
I put a thing in it.
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Graham
[2015-10-22]
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#925
'You're married. You score every night.' You've obviously never been married. HIYO!
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James
[2015-10-22]
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#924
ec_as_that with the 20-month resub. FUCK!
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James
[2015-10-22]
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#923
Damn you, canonical ending!
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Paul
[2015-10-21]
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#922
Stop chuckin' mah shit!
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Graham
[2015-10-21]
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#921
If you're filming the Smurfs, you've got bigger problems.
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Graham
[2015-10-21]
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#920
I can't eat diamonds!
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Paul
[2015-10-21]
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#919
Rocket-powered robot dongs...
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Paul
[2015-10-21]
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#918
Just assume the ground is spikes, unless proven otherwise.
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Paul
[2015-10-21]
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#917
What new Hell is here? Nothing!
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Paul
[2015-10-21]
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#916
He excretes guacamole.
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Ian
[2015-10-20]
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#915
Stop croppin' mah bottom!
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Ian
[2015-10-20]
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#914
I am not Alex and I am tall.
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Ian
[2015-10-20]
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#913
Oh God. My face.
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Alex
[2015-10-20]
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#912
Be less interesting, Chat.
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Alex
[2015-10-20]
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#911
Things I really, really like, I'm awful at.
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Alex
[2015-10-20]
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#910
I keep chaining hits. I'm such a shit.
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Alex
[2015-10-20]
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#909
Taste my Noppy!
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Alex
[2015-10-20]
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#908
I pants'd him, I win.
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Heather
[2015-10-20]
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#907
Oh no, I can do both.
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Cori
[2015-10-19]
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