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  1. #1066
    We need some serious greens here.
    — Heather [2015-11-10]
  2. #1065
    Yes, this is exactly like the companion cube... if the companion cube was also trying to kill you.
    — Paul [2015-11-09]
  3. #1064
    Sort of like that, except better.
    — Paul [2015-11-09]
  4. #1063
    I haven't done a yarn POW before!
    — Paul [2015-11-09]
  5. #1062
    We gave Yoshi pants just so they could fall off.
    — Paul [2015-11-09]
  6. #1061
    I'm unraveling his pants!
    — Paul [2015-11-09]
  7. #1060
    Bombs make a terrible present.
    — Paul [2015-11-09]
  8. #1059
    Are you a bullet or a ghost? I think that should be something that should be made clear.
    — Paul [2015-11-09]
  9. #1058
    I am an umbrella. Your point is invalid.
    — Paul [2015-11-09]
  10. #1057
    Those guys were just chilling under a tree and I disassembled them.
    — Paul [2015-11-09]
  11. #1056
    I only saw clips of like JESUS!
    — Alex [2015-11-06]
  12. #1055
    Then I got sick, which helped a lot.
    — Graham [2015-11-06]
  13. #1054
    Dropping *** from the stream.
    — Paul [2015-10-17]
  14. #1053
    I liked the part where you ruined everything.
    — Paul [2015-10-17]
  15. #1052
    How do we up?
    — Ian [2015-10-17]
  16. #1051
    OK, blow me a couple.
    — Beej [2015-10-17]
  17. #1050
    Ooh, a flying headbutt to the testicles!
    — Graham [2015-11-06]
  18. #1049
    I hate getting my s*** ingested.
    — Cameron [2015-11-06]
  19. #1048
    Life is irrelevant. Cards are good.
    — Alex [2015-11-06]
  20. #1047
    You are snapping FAR too hard...
    — Ian [2015-11-06]
  21. #1046
    I don't think babies are made by playing the violin.
    — Heather [2015-11-06]
  22. #1045
    As they say, music soothes the savage reactor.
    — Ian [2015-11-06]
  23. #1044
    If you stick this in the bottom, then you won't have to swap them.
    — Ian [2015-11-06]
  24. #1043
    The difficulty is 'Yes'
    — Ian [2015-11-06]
  25. #1042
    Hey look... this painting is a book.
    — Heather [2015-11-06]