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  1. #849
    Milon's Secret Castle was more controllable than this.
    — Ian [2015-10-13]
  2. #848
    He's all leg...
    — Cori [2015-10-13]
  3. #847
    Saved by the ground!
    — Cori [2015-10-13]
  4. #846
    You became a different poker mans.
    — Ian [2015-10-13]
  5. #845
    Do you not know how to flirt, Ian?!
    — Cori [2015-10-13]
  6. #844
    Take my whiskey!
    — Ian [2015-10-13]
  7. #843
    You have a Tumblr nose!
    — Alex [2015-10-13]
  8. #842
    You can always hit your own team... WHITE PEOPLE!
    — Alex [2015-10-13]
  9. #841
    You can vape your *** off. I don't give a shit. You can vape OUT your ass.
    — Alex [2015-10-13]
  10. #840
    Are the kids into vaping?
    — Graham [2015-10-13]
  11. #839
    You procedurally-generated so-and-so...
    — Alex [2015-10-13]
  12. #838
    Schroedinger's @$$hole...
    — Alex [2015-10-13]
  13. #837
    It had a pink butt!
    — Graham [2015-10-13]
  14. #836
    I don't know, maybe we just spam him with rockets.
    — Alex [2015-10-13]
  15. #835
    Shiv between the McRibs!
    — Alex [2015-10-13]
  16. #834
    How much is a cubic butt-load? I'm more used to the metric stuff.
    — Paul [2015-10-12]
  17. #833
    It turns out I was in the middle of being attacked.
    — Paul [2015-10-12]
  18. #832
    I was not prepared for a time jump!
    — Paul [2015-10-12]
  19. #831
    Who wanted my shoulders?
    — Paul [2015-10-12]
  20. #830
    What's the point of being a flying awesome demon if you can't play your electric guitar while doing it?
    — Paul [2015-10-12]
  21. #829
    I wasn't able to sex it because it was so angry.
    — Kathleen [2015-10-12]
  22. #828
    When did I say 'Fish are suck'?
    — Kathleen [2015-10-12]
  23. #827
    Feed Clay Aiken. He's hungry...
    — Kathleen [2015-10-12]
  24. #826
    Don't pull up Pinterest! They'll think a girl works here!
    — Kathleen [2015-10-12]
  25. #825
    I wanna ride the space bullet!
    — Alex [2015-10-09]

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