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  1. #940
    lrrEFF ! lrrEFF ing Sub Notifier! Shit! You lrrEFF ed up my shit, asshole!
    — Adam
  2. #939
    I'm all whacked out on hootie gems.
    — Adam [2015-10-24]
  3. #938
    Why the lrrEFF am I PacMan?
    — Adam [2015-10-24]
  4. #937
    It looks like I'm staring at my crotch!
    — Adam [2015-10-24]
  5. #936
    I feel like I'm in a Pepsi ad.
    — Alex [2015-10-23]
  6. #935
    I'm really sad about that. I have empathy for a sound effect.
    — Alex [2015-10-23]
  7. #934
    When does a WALL follow you?
    — Alex [2015-10-23]
  8. #933
    What kind of masturbation sounds like THIS to you?
    — Alex [2015-10-23]
  9. #932
    The great thing about this is that I think it would be easy to add a shitload of WHOOPS!
    — Alex [2015-10-23]
  10. #931
    I've never been so afraid of red pixels before.
    — Alex [2015-10-23]
  11. #930
    Luckily, we're about to get killed.
    — Alex [2015-10-23]
  12. #929
    Here's what's up: we don't remember our own jokes very well.
    — Graham [2015-10-22]
  13. #928
    lrrEFF the whole first part of this song.
    — Graham [2015-10-22]
  14. #927
    James: I'm gonna touch this.
    — Graham [2015-10-22]
  15. #926
    I put a thing in it.
    — Graham [2015-10-22]
  16. #925
    'You're married. You score every night.' You've obviously never been married. HIYO!
    — James [2015-10-22]
  17. #924
    ec_as_that with the 20-month resub. FUCK!
    — James [2015-10-22]
  18. #923
    Damn you, canonical ending!
    — Paul [2015-10-21]
  19. #922
    Stop chuckin' mah shit!
    — Graham [2015-10-21]
  20. #921
    If you're filming the Smurfs, you've got bigger problems.
    — Graham [2015-10-21]
  21. #920
    I can't eat diamonds!
    — Paul [2015-10-21]
  22. #919
    Rocket-powered robot dongs...
    — Paul [2015-10-21]
  23. #918
    Just assume the ground is spikes, unless proven otherwise.
    — Paul [2015-10-21]
  24. #917
    What new Hell is here? Nothing!
    — Paul [2015-10-21]
  25. #916
    He excretes guacamole.
    — Ian [2015-10-20]

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