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#612
I like words. Words are great.
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Alex
[2015-08-27]
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#611
Chat isn't terrible, they're just wrong about everything. No offence.
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Cameron
[2015-08-26]
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#610
I'm very disappointed that those guys aren't more explosive.
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Paul
[2015-08-26]
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#609
There's a technique using your thumb that tends to work.
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Alex
[2015-08-25]
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#608
All I need is a ladle and I will become the Avatar of Death!
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Kathleen
[2015-08-25]
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#607
Being a girl is awesome!
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Heather
[2015-08-25]
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#605
I'll call you "Chicken Fucker"! Buh-gawk!
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Alex
[2015-08-21]
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#604
Why can't you be a normal state, like Wyoming?
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Alex
[2015-08-21]
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#603
Where the *** is Wales?
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Alex
[2015-08-21]
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#602
It's always Goddamn Brazil!
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Alex
[2015-08-21]
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#601
but dangit i need the Moonbase address before this hat goes bad
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TehAmelie
[2015-08-21]
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#600
Yeah, I'm pretty great.
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Graham
[2015-08-20]
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#599
Does the game know I'm streaming?
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Graham
[2015-08-20]
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#598
I'm not making a lot of contact with the balls.
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Graham
[2015-08-20]
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#597
Smoke Elfroot evry day
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James
[2015-08-20]
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#596
Ashes to Ashes, BRRRRRT to BRRRRRT
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Cameron
[2015-08-19]
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#595
The T-70 has a potato for optics, Estonian potato optics"
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Cameron
[2015-08-19]
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#594
Don't punch it again... You idiot.
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Kathleen
[2015-08-19]
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#593
n0rm99! Thank you for BLOCKING MY SCREEN!
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Beej
[2015-08-17]
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#592
Why do you not want to kiss me?!
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Heather
[2015-08-17]
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#591
How fast is JESUS?
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Beej
[2015-08-17]
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#590
Ah, excellent! I've been needing to take a poop for so long...
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Paul
[2015-08-17]
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#589
I needed to ride the sweet potato boat, and I didn't.
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Heather
[2015-08-16]
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#588
And now we poop again!
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Cori
[2015-08-14]
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#587
Are we dead? I don't remember dying.
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Cori
[2015-08-14]
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