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#586
ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM! I SCREAM!
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Alex
[2015-08-14]
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#585
You are INSIDE the anime.
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Cori
[2015-08-14]
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#584
Can we smooch the bear?
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James
[2015-08-13]
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#583
I'm wasting cards, err tokens, err tickets! Whatever they're called in this game!
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Cameron
[2015-08-12]
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#582
Everything involves stabbing in this.
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Paul
[2015-08-12]
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#581
I did not ask for a lightning enema.
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Alex
[2015-08-11]
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#580
I'm apparently getting death threats today. It's almost quaint.
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Alex
[2015-08-11]
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#579
Oh no! We lived somehow!
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Alex
[2015-08-11]
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#578
Lava? We can distract you with cake.
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Heather
[2015-08-10]
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#577
I AM PISS!
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Beej
[2015-08-10]
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#576
I'm getting all fat and *** up.
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Beej
[2015-08-10]
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#575
I am the toilets.
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Beej
[2015-08-10]
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#574
How could you get bored?! You're in the process of a fight!
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Paul
[2015-08-10]
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#573
How many people in this game are named Menendez?
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Graham
[2015-08-06]
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#572
Why is this still vibrating?!
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Graham
[2015-08-06]
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#571
Secrets, secrets, secrets... Put them in my mouth.
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James
[2015-08-06]
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#570
I'm all undressed now.
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James
[2015-08-06]
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#569
You know you can't just sideboard from the ENTIRE LIBRARY of cards. Why did you HAVE this?
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Cameron
[2015-08-05]
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#568
Choo Choo! Here comes the airplane!
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Cameron
[2015-08-05]
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#567
But I wanted pig bits...
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Graham
[2015-08-05]
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#566
I'm in a CUTSCENE, dude!
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Paul
[2015-08-05]
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#565
What buttons are you pressing? All of them and incorrectly.
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Paul & Graham
[2015-08-05]
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#564
I just grope around in the darkness and hope I get lucky.
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Serge
[2015-07-18]
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#563
I was checking Twitter, and then I got confused.
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Serge
[2015-07-18]
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#562
He's so Pringles, though.
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Alex
[2015-08-04]
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