Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#916
He excretes guacamole.
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Ian
[2015-10-20]
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#915
Stop croppin' mah bottom!
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Ian
[2015-10-20]
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#914
I am not Alex and I am tall.
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Ian
[2015-10-20]
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#913
Oh God. My face.
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Alex
[2015-10-20]
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#912
Be less interesting, Chat.
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Alex
[2015-10-20]
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#911
Things I really, really like, I'm awful at.
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Alex
[2015-10-20]
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#910
I keep chaining hits. I'm such a shit.
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Alex
[2015-10-20]
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#909
Taste my Noppy!
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Alex
[2015-10-20]
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#908
I pants'd him, I win.
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Heather
[2015-10-20]
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#907
Oh no, I can do both.
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Cori
[2015-10-19]
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#906
You guys were too interesting. Please stop that.
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Paul
[2015-10-19]
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#905
I'm a poser.
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Kathleen
[2015-10-19]
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#904
It's like the 90s came and threw up. They don't want anything back.
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Kathleen
[2015-10-19]
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#903
Ow! My number!
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Cameron
[2015-10-17]
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#902
It's traditionally good news to be considered alive.
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Cameron
[2015-10-17]
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#901
We are at 1 things... Current status: 1.
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Cameron
[2015-10-17]
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#900
There is only death... and eye things...
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Cameron
[2015-10-17]
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#899
No looking back! There is only down! There is only down! There is only suffering!
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Cameron
[2015-10-17]
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#898
How come NOBODY can drive?
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Graham
[2015-10-16]
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#897
No! That's not a good face! Don't make that face!
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Graham
[2015-10-16]
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#896
Jesus Christ on a cracker!
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Alex
[2015-10-16]
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#895
How are they BOTH dressing like Don Cherry?
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Graham
[2015-10-16]
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#894
That car had a family!
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Graham
[2015-10-16]
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#893
They imported speed gangs?!
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Graham
[2015-10-16]
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#892
How are you driving in first and third-person at the same time?
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Graham
[2015-10-16]
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