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  1. #1016
    Your next junk is going to be huge! Really really huge!
    — Alex [2015-11-03]
  2. #1015
    I don't give a *** about syncing files!
    — Alex [2015-11-03]
  3. #1014
    I didn't think you liked ANYTHING...
    — Ian [2015-11-03]
  4. #1013
    You'll probably need up...
    — Alex [2015-11-03]
  5. #1012
    Remember the more blueballs you get, the longer your plug is
    — Heather [2015-11-03]
  6. #1011
    Going outside is LIKE sleeping...
    — Heather [2015-11-02]
  7. #1010
    Why did you go in the hole?! Don't go in the hole!
    — Beej [2015-11-02]
  8. #1009
    Just don't engage with the chicken.
    — Heather [2015-11-02]
  9. #1008
    You can think about that before you get born?
    — Heather [2015-11-02]
  10. #1007
    You don't have to agree to anything! I set the rules!
    — Heather [2015-11-02]
  11. #1006
    Can I get a good look at his chest?
    — Paul [2015-11-02]
  12. #1005
    He had to destroy the Emperor's taint.
    — Paul [2015-11-02]
  13. #1004
    We come from the toenail of God!
    — Paul [2015-11-02]
  14. #1003
    Put me directly in the trash can.
    — Alex [2015-10-30]
  15. #1002
    They deployed some kind of lizard.
    — Alex [2015-10-30]
  16. #1001
    Wait, this is the game that makes me tilt very hard! Why did I pick this?! I'm an idiot!
    — Alex [2015-10-30]
  17. #1000
    Well, I'm just a SHIT!
    — Alex [2015-10-30]
  18. #999
    Are those all her heads?
    — Alex [2015-10-30]
  19. #998
    Weird puffy spot with an outline.
    — Beej [2015-10-30]
  20. #997
    We're going to have to get nice and WET for this fight.
    — Alex [2015-10-30]
  21. #996
    That's your wetness meter.
    — Beej [2015-10-30]
  22. #995
    My shit's hidden away.
    — Beej [2015-10-30]
  23. #994
    They're more like water balloons full of eggs.
    — Beej [2015-10-30]
  24. #993
    She's NINETEEN!
    — Alex and Beej [2015-10-30]
  25. #992
    I miss Adam already.
    — James [2015-10-29]

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